I’ve Become an Onahole, But I’ll Still Climb The Tower Chapter 61 MTL

61. A Healthy Baby Bottle

“Ha… This is the first time I’ve had trouble choosing in a different sense…”

• Breast milk! Breast milk! Breast milk!
• You think Huge Boob Cannon is a joke?
• Huge boobs! Huge boobs!
• Let’s choose breast milk and give it to the fans as a service.
• Breast milk seems like the best option.
• Waaah, gimme milk!
• Breast milk!! Breast milk!!

First, I exclude the Dance of Courtship, which seems the least useful, and contemplate between Breast Milk and Huge Boob Ray Cannon.

‘Haa… If I absolutely have to choose one…’

A perverted trait, or a perverted skill…

In truth, both had slight flaws besides the shameful aspects.

First, in the case of Breast Milk, I could make a fortune if I succeeded in selling it, but there’s a possibility that permission won’t be granted.

In the past, there was a necromancer who sold his hair like an elixir and turned those who consumed it into zombies. And a notorious serial rapist who sold his semen as an elixir, brainwashing and raping women.

Because of these villains, elixirs from Awakened beings are all banned from trade in the Hunter Market. To get permission, I have to visit the World Awakened Association and undergo a thorough examination.

Of course, giving it to acquaintances or people I know isn’t illegal, so until then, I’ll have to deal with the hassle of private transactions.

So, should I choose Huge Boob Ray Cannon?

Huge Boob Ray Cannon is a very good skill, but it has a bigger problem.

Using 80% of my maximum Divine Power is not as good as I thought. Anyway, I use a huge amount of Divine Power with <Buff Stacking>, so there’s no problem.

Besides, thanks to the Abbot and the Heavenly Demon, I’ll probably be able to use some of my old skills to some extent. Of course, if I suddenly start using strange skills one after another, I’ll be suspected, so I’ll refrain from doing so as much as possible, but if I’m in a crisis, I’ll end up using them.

So, there’s no need for a skill that feels like a powerful finishing move.

“This… can’t be helped. It’s not that I want to do this, but in many ways, this seems the most useful…”

I move my hand and select the Breast Milk card.

[The effect is enhanced by the unique stat, Lewdness.]

“Oh… Right, I had this.”

[SSS-Grade Nutritious Breast Milk]

• You will become a constitution with a lot of breast milk. The amount is proportional to the size of the breasts.
• Based on 200ml, if consumed by a young child, their intelligence will greatly improve, they will have no minor illnesses, and they will have the most superior appearance and physique.
• If consumed by an adult, Strength, Agility, Defense, and Divine Power +2, up to 2 times.
• Restores an additional 100 Divine Power.
• It’s very, very delicious!

All stats are doubled, and the modifiers have changed slightly.

• ..
• Dohee, squeeze your breasts.
• Looks so delicious.
• Healthy baby bottle, heueung…
• The baby will never starve to death.
• An elixir with all stats +4…?
• Should we try eating it first?
• You crazy bastards, lol.
• Nutritious baby bottle…
• .. I wanted to see the boob ray cannon.
• It’s a real baby bottle, lol.

As white light permeates, I feel the structure of my breasts changing little by little.

‘As expected… the system’s intervention is definitely different.’

I feel the jiggling milk.

There’s breast milk in my breasts…

“Th-then, I’ll try… I’ll eat it first.”

As they say, diamonds are a girl’s best friend.

• You crazy bitch, lol.
• You chose it because you wanted to eat it?
• Bad girl stealing the baby’s food.
• Please tell me how it feels to squeeze breast milk. Does it feel good?

“I’ll try it and let you know…”

I naturally unequip my armor and transform into a naked state.

I push my large breasts with my hands and pull them towards my face.

It would be impossible for an ordinary person, but Dohee, the Spear of Huge Boobs, can do it.

“Euum…”

As I fondle my breasts and suck on my nipples, I feel something coming out.

“Eueuum!?”

As the milk is released, a strange, sensual feeling rises. And at the same time, I taste the breast milk.

‘Ooh… This is no joke…? It’s really delicious!!!’

It’s sweet, savory, and nutty.

It can’t even be compared to warm milk with honey.

The perfect sweetness and savory flavor that sticks to my mouth feels like it’s paralyzing my brain.

It’s not just the taste that’s good.

‘Th-this feels good, doesn’t it?’

The sense of depravity of me eating my own breast milk.

The sensitive zone of the nipple being stimulated every time the breast milk is sucked.

The refreshing feeling of catharsis as something is discharged.

And the overwhelmingly amazing taste!

“Haeup…! Eumnyomnyom…”

‘Amazing… I’m glad I chose it!’

• ???
• You said you were just going to taste it, lol.
• Eating like crazy.
• It’s the first time I’ve seen someone eat their own stuff, damn.
• You crazy bitch, stop eating!
• Stop stealing the baby’s food, lol.
• Seeing this, it’s definitely breast milk, lol.
• .. I want to taste it too.

I was mindlessly sucking on my breast milk when I came to my senses because of the status window message.

[After eating Lee Dohee’s breast milk, Strength, Agility, Defense, and Divine Power have increased by 2.]

“Puhah! Ah…”

I ate all 200ml…

‘Euum……’

I can feel that one side of my chest has lost weight as much as the breast milk came out.

The texture was bouncy, but it’s slightly softer than before, though not by much.

It’s a little softer to the touch.

“It’s a little uncomfortable that the balance is slightly off.”

I have no choice but to grab the other breast and bring it to my mouth.

‘This taste is so addictive… I want to keep eating it…’

• Stop eating, you crazy bitch, lol.
• Why are you eating all of yours…?
• Heueung, mommy, gimme milk too.
• .. I’ll definitely buy that.
• Bad mom stealing the baby’s food.
• But it must be really delicious, isn’t it usually hard to eat your own stuff?
• Give it to the viewers’ babies too.
• Our baby’s food was all eaten by the mother!
• There’s a limit of 2 times anyway, lol.

[After eating Lee Dohee’s breast milk, Strength, Agility, Defense, and Divine Power have increased by 2.]

That’s how the breast milk mukbang ends after balancing the weight on the other side in a similar way.

“Haa… This is really delicious. It’s a waste to sell it?”

It’s the kind of breast milk I want to eat only myself.

It’s a choice I don’t regret at all.

• Ma’am…
• You’re really eating so deliciously, lol.
• Ma’am.
• Dohee, you have to sell that to make money.
• Sell your breast milk instead of your body.

“Ahem… I understand. Of course, I’ll sell it, but I’ll climb up to the 20th floor first and get permission later.”

• Permission?
• Ah, right, elixirs from Awakened beings require separate permission.
• Give it to the fans for free before that.
• Ehehehe, us first…
• Heueung, Lee Dohee’s milk…

“O-of course, I’ll try to make sure my fans can eat it at the lowest price and with priority. And I’ll just do the 15th floor raid and stop by home.”

When you clear the 15th floor, you get one more equipment slot that opens every 5 floors. The equipment I bought in advance should have arrived at home by now.

I glance at the remaining time of the mission.

[Remaining time: 86 hours 57 minutes]

“There’s still a lot of time left. Let’s go!”

I eat the breast milk that makes me feel good and head to the next floor with a happy feeling.

When I opened my eyes, I was riding a horse somewhere outside.

‘A medieval fantasy setting.’

Numerous troops, including me, were moving somewhere around a large, luxurious carriage.

[You are the Knight Commander in charge of escorting Prince Garion. Successfully escort him to the destination.]

“Hmm…”

I was lucky.

A very typical and ordinary B-grade trial.

Even…

‘It’s a trial I’ve experienced?’

Planet 2, a common fantasy world famous for appearing in many trials.

I not only know Prince Garion here, but I also know the hidden ending that allows for a quick clear of this trial.

‘This is the power of knowledge.’

“Hey, you there, you’re the Vice-Commander, right?”

I’ve never seen this guy’s face before. In my past life, the party members were in different positions.

“Yes? Sir Ibenstein. Why are you talking as if you’re seeing me for the first time? You were moaning and screaming on my dick several times yesterday… Eugh!”

Thwack!

I lightly hit his helmet with the spear shaft.

“I, I never allowed you to say such strange things! Anyway, listen carefully. Prince Garion is currently under threat of assassination. Don’t move to the destination, but set up a defensive position while camping nearby. Understand?”

“Ye… Yes? What are you saying? No, but how do you know that?”

“……There’s a way that only women can know.”

“Ah…”

He scans my body up and down and nods, saying, ‘You seduced someone with your body.’

“But, why are you ordering me? Why don’t you do it yourself?”

“That’s because… I’m going to directly punish the mastermind behind it. You just have to hold out until then!”

“Yes?”

Leaving his question behind, I turn my horse and run back.

The sound of the Vice-Commander calling me from behind fades away, and I run without stopping, receiving questioning gazes from the surrounding soldiers.

The forest turns into a field, and the bumpy road turns into a well-paved road. After a simple checkpoint at the gate, I arrive at the royal palace, asking people for directions.

Fortunately, I enter the royal palace without much suspicion because I have the position of Commander of the Holy Knights of Prince Garion.

Anyway, I just have to finish the trial.

I go to find the culprit without hesitation.

“Entry is prohibited here… Keuk!!”

The Second Prince Elion’s detached palace inside the royal palace.

I stack buffs up to level 4 and break through with force.

Only the cold corpses of soldiers and knights remain on my path.

“St, stop him!!!”

They can’t stop me.

The body I obtained through Rebirth has over 200 Strength and Agility just with buffs. Even this is a number with more than half of my Divine Power left in preparation for any variables.

‘No one can stop me.’

Even a B-grade trial, even a hidden ending, is no match for me now.

The last Knight Commander barely held out using Aura Blade, but he was defeated, overwhelmed in both skill and strength.

“Kueuk… Aren’t you the Commander of the Holy Knights of our kingdom!! Why are you doing this!”

“Shut up, traitor.”

It’s already known information that Prince Elion is colluding with a rival country to assassinate Prince Garion, the First Prince.

I kill him on the spot and bring the evidence I collected to the royal knights who came to arrest me, and the trial ends.

‘Haa….. I cleared this with a lot of hardship in the past…’

To clear this normally, you have to barely sleep for almost a month and fight assassins who attack at night.

Even at that time, I didn’t know that there was an additional reward for solo play, and I challenged it as a party because it was a natural atmosphere to have a 4-person party.

The party members didn’t know anything and drank water that the assassins had poisoned in advance, and everyone except me, who had high defense stats, died.

Even though it was just a B-grade trial, people died in vain.

‘It’s bittersweet…’

[The grade increases as a reward for solo play. The grade increases as a reward for the hidden ending.]

[Please select an S-grade reward.]

“I’ll quickly choose and go home to unbox the packages.”

• ..
• I learned that you shouldn’t even think about doing this hidden ending…
• To do this so easily…

I flip over the 3 cards that came up at once.

<Skill Growth Ticket> x3

[S-Grade Inventory]

The number of items that can be stored is 10.

The total volume is 500L.

However, items in the tower cannot be taken out except for loot, and items with offensive capabilities cannot be put in.

<Golden Axe>

An axe that looks like gold but is made of various alloys.

Strength +20

Agility +5

Defense +5

Skill Growth Ticket, Inventory, and Golden Axe appear.

“Oh… I didn’t expect to get an inventory here? Let’s choose this.”

In fact, an inventory is almost essential for an Awakened being.

It’s because I’m doing a speedrun like crazy, but in trials, food and water necessary for survival are also essential.

So, if you get an inventory with a B grade, you can store 2 types of items, but since you can put multiple items of the same type, many people unify water and food into one type and carry them around.

I quickly choose the inventory and escape the tower before the rumor that I’m leaving the tower spreads.

Now the topic about me has subsided, and it has become a feeling of the public and ordinary Awakened vs. a giant guild.

I quickly run home and go to the security room to get the boxes. There were many items, but I quickly moved them with the help of the security guards.

“Lee Dohee, fighting! I’m watching your broadcast well!”

“Ms. Lee Do-hee, you’re sharing that with us too, right? We’re looking forward to it!”

“S-Stop it…”

Embarrassment washed over me from the broadcast shout-out, but I managed to move all the items safely inside.

“Everyone, this is a whopping 1.1 billion won worth of stuff. It’s no joke, right?”

Parcels of various sizes were occupying my room and even the living room.

• Omg
• Open them quickly
• What did you buy back then? I don’t remember
• I only remember the necklace…

“Hehehe, how can you forget everything already? Let’s take a look one by one.”

First, I open the biggest box.