episode_0235

I won’t go to school today.

Actually, if things go well, I can go.

For no reason, um, I don’t want to make it a burden on my shoulders.

Today I’m going to do one big thing in a row. Perhaps, out of all the reincarnations I have lived so far, today will be the day when the biggest thing happens in succession.

Of course, you have to concentrate your mind as much as possible.

Some people ask. The more things you carry on your back, the greater your sense of responsibility, and the more passionate you are about the tasks you have to accomplish.

It’s not wrong. However, that is the standard for criminals.

In the battle of the transcendental, such idle thoughts should not exist.

Jeopuk-.

All you have to do is sleep and focus on the fight. Still, what is lacking is that level of bloody fighting.

Well, anyway.

That’s how I left the academy. And I continued to step and step without stopping.

Is there a horizon at the end of this road? Of course not. Because the continent is round.

Was it my head or my hand? It was so long ago, and I can’t even remember because it was something I didn’t do myself, but Jehovah tore my body apart. Anyway, since both hands and head are round, this continent must be round.

Still, I walk.

At the end of my steps, at my destination.

It’s not the end of the world, but there’s an old friend and colleague I was supposed to meet…

Jeopuk-.

He raised his hands above his head and waved them affectionately.

It was when I stretched forward about ten times, crossing hundreds of kilometers in one step.

“Woah, meta! How have you been?”

At that place.

“Ah, Oscar!”

The sea breeze blows and hits your cheek, and below you, the waves crashing against the wall of the cliff.

At the beach, where the long red tail of twilight leaves an afterimage clearly on the vast expanse of sea water.

“I finished what Oscar asked me to do!”

A goblin, no Orc, no Troll, no GOD, who had now grown so large that he could almost be considered a giant, was waving his hand happily at me.

*****

It was before I entered Eden Academy.

I secretly gave orders to Meta.

I gave my newly turned god, or in other words, my cute baby goblin, two tasks.

The first is the Demon World Central Government.

More precisely, by leaking information about me to the Central Intelligence Agency and the Northern Duke, the Southern and Western Dukes of the Demon World, and the Northern Grand Duke Adella Lucifer come to Eden Academy.

The second was Shinsal (神殺).

Kill God.

However, it is not a real big god like Jehovah who gave it or Canos who is the next giver.

There are lazy people who write ‘gods’ and read ‘badass’, who are fooling around in the divine world under the name of masters of Olympus and Asgard.

Kill them.

He ordered me to have some food on my own.

I knew that when goblins eat a human with divinity, the divinity is transferred to their god, Goblin God Meta.

Because, back in the day, I was also one of those whack-a-mole gods.

I didn’t want to become a lazy person who took my life but didn’t work, so I used to wander around here and there and cause accidents. Still, I solved all the accidents I had?

Oh, now that I think about it, I remember giving birth to Odin’s horse back then. Looking back now, I don’t know why I did that. Were your gender concepts ambiguous because you were a god?

Anyway, those things are all secondary and extremely meaningless.

An important thing is.

“It’s been a while since I last saw you, but you’ve changed tremendously!”

My little meta. No, it was a small meta.

“… … Hey, you look a little different too. Not a little, but a lot.”

It has grown horribly. In size and power.

I raised my head as if I was looking up at the rooftop of a skyscraper. There, Meta was smiling brightly.

“That… … Come down. Or can’t it become smaller? It’s God.”

“Haha, of course it is possible!”

Ugh-.

The giant sphere of the meta becomes smaller as if by magic. Even so, the body shape and body proportions are the same.

Before I knew it, a goblin was standing in front of me, now at the same eye level as me.

I had a kind smile on my face.

“Good job.”

“What.”

“The task you have accomplished is incredible. History was consolidated.”

“History goes on anyway. As long as there are still humans who believe in God, they will be reborn.”

“You can just eat the people who believe that way.”

“… … Hahahahaha!”

Of course, you won’t be able to eat it.

As long as I’m here-.

To hide my dark smile, to hide the sneaky grin at the corners of my mouth, I just smiled cheerfully. To the noble laughter of the goblin, who has already reached the level of a god.

“Now that I think about it, a lot has happened.”

I sat down on the cliff first. I placed my calves and feet in front of the walls of the castle, which were steep and perpendicular to the ground for thousands of years, and placed my buttocks and thighs on the firm ground above them.

“Is that so?”

Then Meta followed me and sat next to me. It is an action that was hoped for.

“Yes. Right? No?”

I said, looking at the enchanting sunset over the horizon.

“That’s right. If you think about it again. Also, if Oscar says so.”

Meta, the god of all goblins in the world, responded with a chuckle.

It was an answer that exuded complete favor and blind trust in me.

“Shall we reminisce about the past?”

“Good!”

“… It seems like you like whatever I do?”

“That’s right, Oscar created my existence from beginning to end.”

“If you made it, you helped. This guy is flattering me for no reason.”

“Could I have become a god by myself?”

“You never know. I hope some crazy idiot genius princess catches the eye.”

“???”

“Kiki kick.”

If you think about it.

In my past life, Albrecht and I had succeeded in turning ordinary humans and goblins into gods and demi-gods, respectively, but I failed because I was hindered by the gods.

On the other hand, Albrecht was equally slandered by the gods, but conversely, he turned the slander into nothing with a crazy force, saying, ‘If you interfere, I will wipe out your believers.’

And I did it. Tsk tsk tsk.

In that sense, cheers to our cute and amazing meta! To commemorate the annihilation of the unsightly race of gods!

“We… When did you first meet?”

“That was then. When facing a group of warriors.”

“Oh, indeed.”

Claire, the tragic hero.

He was a warrior full of justice. There were even comrades around him who were full of camaraderie.

So I had a bit of trouble killing it. That’s because that crazy bitch accelerated the warrior’s awakening at the cost of his life. Of course, in reality, I induced it all.

Thanks to that, my strength got a lot stronger. Devouring the awakened soul of Claire.

“That was our first relationship.”

“Until then, you were just an ordinary goblin. A little, just a little bit smart.”

“That’s right.”

“What was your life like before you met me? Was it just, like a goblin, idyllic, murderous, barbaric, and flat?”

“Hmm… … Just once, something strange happened.”

“Huh?”

Meta’s eyes were filled with sorrow as he recalled the past.

“I used to live on the continent. Then, it was a case where it flowed into the forest forest. I met a human knight and was chased.”

“Ah, I heard that.”

“At that time, I had a very amazing experience. In fact, how could a single goblin travel through the Demon Forest to another dimension called the Demon World?”

“… … That’s right. Well, did you at least meet Ki-in Lee?”

“Yes!”

The great goblin spoke like a 70-year-old veteran pouring liquor.

“At a time when I was being chased like crazy, a person suddenly appeared out of thin air! And he showed up. At first, I was so surprised and dumbfounded.”

“Hmm? People?”

“Yes, but then he looked at me with great joy and lifted me up. He then threw it into the air, telling it to keep its specialness, and with that he fell into the demon world. That person opened the dimension.”

“You seem like a great person. In that brief moment, the dimension collapsed and disappeared.”

“Yes, he looked like a human male with black hair… … He’s probably dead now. No matter how strong we are, humans have a limit to their lifespan.”

“Ah, that’s right. I’m talking about that lifespan. Is there any way to increase it?”

Meta responded, asking what kind of question that was.

“Is there someone you want to save?”

“Yes.”

“There’s something you always do. Just like me, Beatrice, and Johan, you can sign a contract with Oscar.”

“Ah, that’s not a human being.”

“Then there is only one way. To be officially granted eternal life by the god who oversees everything. But that’s practically impossible, right?”

“… … That’s right. Should I look for more ways… … .”

It was about time when I was lost in thought.

Meta This guy was so happy to meet me after such a long time that he chatted about various things for a while.

“Anyway, I became a goblin shaman, and I gained experience and strengthened my body by traveling all over the Masuri Forest with Oscar, along with Aru, Beatrice, Johan, and Uriel. Afterwards, thanks to Oscar’s 18 years, he rose to the status of a god, and now he has eaten up all the other gods, so there is almost nothing to fight against. So just say anything! Even though we can’t give humans eternal life, we can make them live for thousands of years! What kind of person would you give such a privilege to?”

To make me feel sorry for no reason.

It’s strange to feel sorry for a chicken raised to be eaten.

But one day, when the chicken says thank you for raising him and that he will take good care of you in the future, it’s natural to feel sorry, right?

That doesn’t mean I won’t boil samgyetang, though.

Fuuk-.

“Huh?”

The hand blade stretched out mercilessly and pierced the skin of the unsuspecting goblin and its red, beating heart.