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    Greatest general in the world.

    General of the Underground.

    These two, known as the Jangseung couple, served as gatekeepers at the entrance to Suin-guk for a long time.

    The Jangseung couple, spirits that transcend life and death, prevented disrespectful people from passing through Suin Country.

    Thanks to this, the Suin Kingdom was able to remain safe for hundreds of years.

    Therefore, for the people, the Jangseung couple is the god they worship, except for the gods they worship.

    Another parent, brother, and friend.

    Jangseung and his wife also cherished and loved the people who served them so well.

    “Hehehe, longbowmen~ Hello~”

    [Narae!]

    [Come to your senses]

    “Wow~ I see several people like Janggungnimdri~”

    [Insolent one!]

    [I’m going to beat you to death]

    They say that among ten fingers, there is no finger that does not hurt, but among them, there is definitely a finger that hurts the most.

    That was the case with Suin, whom the Jangseung couple especially cherished.

    Priests of each race. And among them, the fox priestess Narae.

    The sight of Narae following her around, calling her uncle and aunt since she was a baby

    It was a particularly happy memory among the countless eons that Jangseung and his wife had lived through.

    But that kind of thing.

    Now, I’m lying here in such a disheveled state.

    The Jangseung couple were filled with anger rising from beneath their souls.

    It was a long and wild ride.

    “Uh, um, listen to what I have to say…”

    [Go! Taehyung! It’s Taehyung]

    [Death! Death! Death!]

    The Jangseung couple, whose eyes had rolled back, were unable to communicate at all.

    When I first encountered it, it seemed to be a bluish color unique to the soul.

    Now it has turned bright red and is on fire.

    A huge club with spikes stuck in it suddenly protruded from behind the general’s back.

    The female general took out a wooden mallet, suitable for use in a mortar.

    Oh, so you’re going to beat me to death with that?

    Just looking at it makes me feel like I’m going to wet my pants.

    “Narae! Please do something”

    “Ehehe, it’s my husband~ He’s handsome~”

    Na-rae, the only escape route, was buried in the climax and unable to make a sound judgment.

    “Hild. Step back”

    Baldana took a step forward and bit me.

    “What are you going to do?”

    “Shouldn’t we calm down first?”

    “Those people seem to be close friends with Na-rae. No, but aside from that, can you beat them?”

    Baldana groaned at Hild’s question.

    The blazing jangseung were ready to rush in with their weapons drawn at any moment.

    They are already beyond life.

    The body does not exist.

    This fundamentally means that victory is not possible.

    “Still, shouldn’t we try to stop it? I can’t die here”

    That’s true too.

    Baldana clenched his fists as if he had made a resolution.

    “But what can you do if you don’t have a knife”

    “…what?”

    The proud Valdena suddenly stopped.

    Come to think of it, I didn’t tell him about using a sword.

    It’s not important enough to keep it a secret though

    The ability gained thanks to Hild’s buns

    I still felt a bit embarrassed and ashamed to write it in front of the person involved.

    “…”

    “Hey, Baldana. Are you okay?”

    “Mi, I’m sorry. I don’t feel well”

    Baldana stepped back, his head bowed.

    She walked away and hid behind Selene.

    “What are you doing, acting all cool”

    “Mi, sorry…”

    [Narae’s enemy]

    [I will pay you back here]

    There is no time to waste.

    A red-haired Jangseung couple came close and held up a club.

    It smelled like burning flesh, even though it wasn’t a real fire.

    “I don’t think the conversation will work anyway…I guess I’ll have to hope it works”

    He clenched his teeth and raised his left hand.

    A soft golden glow surrounded it.

    -Stop it.

    It was a voice I had heard somewhere before.

    Jangseung and I stopped at the same time.

    Pointed-

    Something white suddenly rises from my chest,

    It soon took the form of a white cat.

    The cat, who had done a somersault, landed swiftly and softly on the ground.

    “The fucking cat I saw back then!”

    -Tsk, you don’t have any hair.

    The cat looked back at me and clicked its tongue.

    “You little shit, why did you come out all of a sudden”

    “Hilde, have you raised a cat?”

    “Hey, what’s that? Why is it coming out of your chest?”

    “Huh? Do you guys see that?”

    Were you surprised by the cat that suddenly appeared?

    Selene and Circe trembled as they hugged me.

    […you by chance]

    [Oh, oh, oh. Receiver. My great friend.]

    The Jangseung couple, who were about to give up at any moment, looked at the cat.

    I cried with utmost admiration.

    “Soo, Receiver…?”

    An ominous feeling runs down my spine.

    The Jangseung couple quickly forgot about us and circled around the cat.

    The red flames had long since died down, and the soul had returned to its original clear blue color.

    [Oh, receiver]

    [I missed you my friend]

    -It’s been a long time, friends.

    The cat meowed softly.

    [But my friend, how can you be seen in that mortal?]

    [I don’t understand. That mortal is the one who committed adultery with Narae’s daughter.]

    The jangseungs looked at me at the same time.

    Just seeing his eyes burning brightly makes my testicles shrink.

    “Would you please listen to my explanation?”

    [Question and answer dance]

    [He who committed adultery with his daughter]

    It seems that I have become the mortal enemy of Jang Seung and his wife.

    The cat stepped forward, cutting through the atmosphere that was becoming increasingly tense again.

    -Stop it. This guy is not the one who committed adultery with his daughter.

    [So who is this person?]

    [If she wasn’t an adulterer, how could her wings look so loose?]

    The cat and the white tiger thought for a moment about what to say.

    Well, it doesn’t matter.

    -This man’s name is Hild. He is my daughter’s son-in-law.

    Silence has arrived.

    The Jangseung couple opened their eyes wide and opened their mouths.

    Baekho scratched his nose and muttered, ‘This is quite embarrassing.’

    Their gazes turned to me again.

    I awkwardly bent down to meet his hot gaze.

    As a citizen of the land of courtesy in the East, we must show courtesy to our elders.

    “Okay, please take care of it. Um… um… aunt? Uncle? ”

    The Jangseung couple stood up.

    A shadow cast from a huge body obscured me.

    [Death! Death! Death!]

    [He who dares to take our wings! The most painful death!]

    Ah, it seemed like my death was certain.

    -Eight, really stop it, everyone.

    Fortunately, Baekho stopped them, so the Jangseungs swallowed their anger and put down their clubs.

    [Friend. How could you have taken such a mortal as your son-in-law?]

    [It’s obscene. It’s full of obscenity, if not overflowing.]

    Narae received all kinds of training from a young age to become a shaman.

    The process naturally included ascetic practices to control desires.

    I thought that Na-rae, who was raised like a precious child, would grow up to be a mature young lady, but

    The desires controlled by the priestess’s training were shattered when she met Hild.

    Let’s leave that aside in the first place.

    The strong sexual desire of the female Suin tribe is something that even the Jangseung couple knows.

    Even though Hild’s soul was obscene

    In other words, it also meant that he was more human than anyone else.

    I just felt sad that my cute daughter was getting married.

    Baekho also knew what they were thinking, so he kept his mouth shut while listening to Jangseung and his wife.

    -You little bastard!

    Then suddenly, in a fit of anger, he scratched his face.

    “Kkaaaak”

    [Me too! I’ll hit you too!]

    [I can’t stand it!]

    I was patient because he was like a daughter to me, but

    My mother-in-law hit me first, so I’ll hit her too!

    The Jangseung couple struck Hild’s head hard with a club the size of a group.

    Hild was welcomed with much love and hospitality by his mother-in-law and her husband.

    I received three chestnuts as big as a king chestnut bread as a gift.

    “Wow~ A hill has appeared above the lord’s head~”

    Na-rae, staggering as if drunk, was suddenly hugged.

    The general who saw it had his eyes wide open and shouted [Inooom!] and ate the chestnut again.

    This isn’t something I hugged first.

    It was a little unfair, but I stayed still for fear of getting hit again.

    “Can I come in now?”

    He rubbed his head and asked the Jangseung couple.

    The Jangseung couple looked at each other alternately and nodded with a deep sigh.

    [Come in]

    [If you are Narae’s husband, you are already our family]

    As the Jangseung couple stepped back to the left and right, the ground beneath them began to tremble and an oriental gate rose up.

    The door opened, belching pure white fog.

    A strange and mysterious energy was flowing out from within.

    [Please take care of our daughter]

    [Make me happy]

    The voice had a strangely seething feel to it.

    I could vaguely guess what they thought of Narae and how much they cared for her.

    Before I entered the door

    He bowed respectfully to them and showed his respect.

    [A truly obscene man logo]

    The general said.

    [A truly fleeting man’s logo]

    The female general said.

    [However, it is a truly clear and clean man’s logo]

    The two jangseung spoke at the same time.

    Not a distorted face,

    Like the smiling mask I saw in the old folk village, smiling brightly.

    # # #

    A bright light passed by, seemingly in the distance.

    The fresh scent of the forest, the sound of a running stream, the chirping of birds.

    The living, breathing earth enveloped my feet.

    “Here is…”

    “Country of the Numbers”

    We stood blankly on the bridge over the flowing stream.

    Everyone’s eyes were turned to us.

    “Oh my, is that a human?”

    “Are you human?”

    “A human?”

    We heard a murmur as they looked at us.

    Indeed, how beautiful would the people of Suin be?

    There must be a lot of people as cute as Narae, right?

    I met their eyes with a fluttering heart.

    At first, there was a turtle man.

    It wasn’t a joke, it was a real turtle wearing a shell.

    The second is the lizard man. It flickers its long forked tongue, and it’s creepy just to look at.

    The last one was a new human. It was exactly like what people commonly call a harpy.

    Its two arms were wings and it had bird-like legs.

    “Ah, I think I’m really screwed”

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