episode_0109

There is a war in the sky, gods are coming in droves. Unlike the main gods, they are acquired gods created through faith, or seeds created through the love of gods and gods.

Thor with red hair, Zeus who is like a small sun, Odin who became one-eyed in exchange for his eyes and wisdom overlooking fresh water… .

Those cute guys have a history of turning a goblin back in vain when I turned it into a half-god and half-beast in my past life.

It was a very ugly sight. They descended on earth with excitement in the name of celebrating the birth of a new god, and with the true intention of capturing that god into their camp.

“… !”

Like right now… The sight of a face that has seen ‘a being that should not exist’.

Really, it was a sight to behold and spectacular.

“Why is everyone’s face like that? Did you have an upset stomach because you ate the wrong breakfast? I don’t know what time it is, so I don’t know if it’s breakfast, lunch, or dinner.”

Everyone is dumbfounded with their mouths wide open. The eyes of the gods were focused on one god like the muzzle of a sniper rifle.

Goblin god, Meta. It wasn’t supposed to exist, but it ended up existing.

“Meta! Say hello! They are gods like you! Not everyone is like that, but they are the ones who are tired of the comfortable life in the God Realm and have given up on laziness!”

He pointed out the gods and shouted loudly. The gods narrowed their eyebrows after hearing the phrase introducing themselves.

Does not matter. I am not a person who cares about anyone. Clowns don’t pay attention!

“And this is meta! He is the god of all goblins in the world! You may have seen Goblin King or Goblin Lord from time to time, but this is your first time seeing Goblin God, right? Actually, so do I!”

This time he pointed at Meta and shouted. Meta looked dumbfounded, as if he was not used to the magical energy flowing from his body. I looked at it with young eyes.

It’s clearly a goblin’s face, and who would look at that and think it’s a common trash monster crawling on the ground? He has a green stem so strong that even the average Orc can’t compare, a face full of intimidation, and even red hair so thick that it reaches down to the ground.

It is perfect. There is a being standing in front of me who is superior to what I dreamed of in my past life, or rather, to my goals at the time.

I can’t hide the excitement that comes over me. The hard work of the past 18 years is overwhelming with emotion and satisfaction.

“I… at las… !”

“Yes! Meta! You are a god now! Now I won’t give you faith anymore, but don’t worry! All the goblins in the world will trust only you!”

“Kkkk! Meta! Strange! Kkkk! It’s different from before I entered the duju!”

Aru barks, feeling awkward at Meta’s changed appearance. I didn’t necessarily stop her. Because every time she lets out a cry.

Ugh-.

“Qu… !”

This is because the cave is resonating, reminding those arrogant gods of our existence.

“Huh… This is a troubling situation.”

One of the gods stepped forward. A white-haired old man wearing a navy blue robe, holding a long spear in his hand. There is only one eye in that robe. The world calls him Odin.

“The god of goblins… Unless these eyes see wrong and these ears hear wrong, it certainly seems like that. Who can explain this absurd situation?”

“Hmm, I guess that’s just the way it is! Was it too shocking news to accept?”

“The shock is also a shock… I don’t understand. Speaking of goblin gods, I’ve seen elves and dwarves gather their faith and create their own gods in the past… This is my first time doing something like this.”

“There is a first time for everyone! Just like a male virgin or a female virgin! But only by overcoming the beginning can the world welcome the wind of reform!”

“Can I take that to mean that even if you don’t understand, don’t tell me and just shut up?”

“You are sharp. After all, you are the god of wisdom.”

“This guy! How cruel! How dare a mere demon make fun of the Lord!”

A god from the Asgardian world yells at me. For reference, Odin is their god. The main priest of the Holy Church that I know is a heretic to them.

“Ruthless? It’s up to anyone to judge that! I don’t believe in you, including Odin! Come forward with confidence!”

“Even if this guy gives me a chance! How arrogant you are!”

A large god steps forward. The red-haired god who holds the great thunder hammer called Mjolnir. In the distant past, Thor is the ‘strongest god’ who is said to have lifted Jormungand, the Death King, one of the Five Kings.

To put it positively, Thor is full-blooded, but to put it negatively, he is hot-headed and arrogant. Nevertheless, his strength, pride, and fighting spirit are so high that even all gods cannot compare, so no one can treat him carelessly.

“Oh! I did as you said! What should I do now?”

“Oh, I thought you wouldn’t come out because you were scared, but you ended up pouting. It can’t be helped. Please go back in.”

“… Are you kidding me?”

“Haha, it’s a joke. Half sincerity mixed in. After being locked up for 18 years, I’m a bit playful, but I don’t really want to fight with them.”

Thor’s complexion turned red, as if he thought he had been played. If the situation arises, I feel a strong will to swing Mjolnir and crush the man who insulted me.

“Phew… My head hurts.”

Perhaps because it was obvious that Thor would explode with lightning if he left it alone, one of the gods walked out, pressing his temples.

With hair shining like the sun and burning eyes, he is Zeus, the god of Olympus.

“Demon, what is your name?”

“It’s called Oscar Lucifer, but I’m not sure if you’ve heard of it.”

“Oscar Lucifer, the child of the Lucifer family, a duke in the northern part of the Demon World. I see you heard it.”

“No matter how high I am, I am so high that the person above me knows my lowly name. This is an honor.”

“Oscar Lucifer… Are you aware of how crazy you have done?”

A low, solemn voice rings out.

“Creating God, an unprecedented and crazy act.”

“Ahaha.”

“… !!”

The eyes of the gods who were listening widened. I guess no one except Zeus and a few people could have imagined it. You might be able to tell by the circumstances and the way I speak.

It’s something I can’t even think about doing. Later, I will be proud when I see the gods created by the Emperor’s hand sweeping the battlefield.

“Poetry, creating God… ? Just a demon… ?”

“Oh, Zeus! Is what you just said really true?”

“This is… This is against providence! How dare a lowly being deliberately create a god!”

The first two reactions praise my achievements, so I can feel good about them, but the third reaction feels a bit bad. I shouted angrily.

“When you pursue every single strand of possibility without being bound by principles! Only then will we achieve development and progress! What I am saying is, don’t be influenced by such stereotypical, outdated ideas!”

Yes, Odin said, touching his eyes in exchange for wisdom.

“What you said is not wrong, but it cannot be denied that you have done something that will throw the world into great chaos.”

“So? Well, are you going to disturb me?”

“It has been decreed from birth that goblins are the humblest species. Defying that providence and elevating a lowly monster to the most noble species is not an act that can be tolerated easily.”

“Are you really going to kill Meta? Don’t say things you don’t mean to say. Do you think I did this without knowing that God cannot kill God?”

“… .”

Odin could not bear to refute my words. I smiled.

The reason the goblin I created in my past life was brutally killed by the gods was because that goblin was a half-god and half-animal. He is of such low class that he is half god and half still a monster.

However, the exceptional goblin meta completely absorbed the godhood and became a full-fledged god. The most insignificant species despised by everyone! It means that humans have become a great being that they unanimously believe in!

That doesn’t mean Meta has become completely immortal, but at least those gods can’t destroy Meta. This is why I don’t bow my head now.

“Yes, we are that strange god… can’t kill That doesn’t work either. However, that does not guarantee your personal safety.”

Odin chants in a threatening tone. The god of war, the god of shouts, and the god of spears cast a murderous look in their eyes.

“You’re going to kill me?”

“Did you truly believe that goblin was a god? If that’s really the case, we can just treat you like a crazy person and ignore you.”

“Is this a situation where it’s okay to lie?”

“… But at least from the perspective of this one eye, it doesn’t seem like that.”

“Accurate! It is true that I truly believed, but that was only a few minutes ago. The god I serve now has changed.”

If I say it’s Saint Mary, I don’t know if they’ll recognize it. I won’t mention Maria’s name, just in case.

“You built up so much faith that you could create a god, and then the god you believed in changed in an instant? Was the mind of a mortal with a finite lifespan so flexible?

“There is nothing impossible in the world. If anyone mentions it, it is only the excuse of a weak fugitive. This is something I left a long time ago.”

“Your age… I remember that it is only about 500 years old.”

“The world is wide. There exists somewhere a demon with a consciousness system capable of creating a god in just 500 years.”

“Is that so? Well then, I guess I should treat him accordingly.”

Odin shakes his head.

“Oscar Did you say Lucifer? You are an irregular. Also, it harbors dangerous ideas.”

“If you were a madman who only fanatically believed in those goblins, this would have ended in a momentary incident.”

“But you are not like that. Even though he created a god without any hesitation, he seemed relaxed. You are enough to cause great chaos in the world.”

“We cannot kill gods, but we can kill demons. Oscar Lucifer. There is no need for us to not kill you. Your petty arrogance is what led to my death today.”

Ah, so you’re going to leave the Goblin God, which has already been created, alone, and kill me, who might take a more dangerous step?

This is indeed a wise decision. In my previous life, I held the position of Grand Duke of the Northern Region of the Demon King’s Army, so the gods who were afraid of Demon King Kanos only suppressed me and could not kill me, but in this life, I am nothing more than an annoying variable.

Plus the gods… Even they are not weak. There are differences in power depending on the individual, but the highest gods such as Odin and Zeus are not inferior to the dragon king Endros, who showed overwhelming force a hundred years ago.

Those gods came in droves. Even if you use the Joker card to summon the power of the past, you may win, but you will have to take a lot of damage.

“Odin, aren’t you the arrogant one?”

“What?”

However, all the worst futures do not happen.

I’m not stupid.

Because they are not geniuses.

God of wisdom? A symbol of intelligence?

What is the use of things like wisdom and intelligence in the presence of those who have guided and prepared for this to happen?

“Why do you think I will obey you so easily?”

“Are you going to fight now? I won’t stop you, but it seems like foolish behavior. Even if all the archangels and great devils come together, is it possible for a single demon to tell fortunes that would be too difficult?”

“No, there is a difference between not being treated and fighting to the death. I have no desire to clash fists with you.”

Odin twitches his white eyebrows.

“Are you planning to run away? I don’t intend to miss it, but if you have prepared such a move… I got a kick out of it.”

“Escape? I wish I could, but can you see a hole here that even a rat could escape through? Except for the ceiling you just came through.”

“… .”

“In addition, running away is not a very good solution. If we don’t make a deal here, you and your apostles will be after me forever. It’s always fun to play the role of a fugitive in a chase, but now I’m in a position where I have to enjoy a comfortable life at an academy.”

“Negotiation? Are you going to negotiate with us?”

“Yes, it is also called a ‘contract’ in other words. Do you know what it is? We give in, and they give in, too. Getting the better of each other.”

The white eyes become profound. Zeus, who was radiating intense heat next to us, intervened in our conversation.

“Oscar Lucifer, how dare the demons negotiate with us now!”

A tremendous sense of intimidation presses down on my entire body. I have just woken up from 18 years of prayer, so I feel dizzy, as if there is a fog in my head. Aru barks furiously.

Nevertheless, you must not show it. If it’s not intentional, showing your weakness is no different from telling the other person to kill you. I said, waving my finger gracefully.

“Come on, let’s set up a family. What if one of you were to kill me right here and there? So what happens?”

“Something happens… .”

“That’s right! My subordinates and colleagues will be extremely angry! I will hold a huge grudge against the god who killed me! Well, since you don’t know exactly how strong my colleagues are, I’ll just briefly consider the two here.”

“Two? Goblin God and… Wolf beast… Huh, it’s King Lang. I never would have thought that King Rang was here.”

“That’s right. He is the king of wolves and the god of goblins. In other words, all the wolves and goblins in the world are now under my command.”

“… What do you want to say?”

“I’ll declare it right here and now! Meta! Aru! Completely annihilate the first apostles of God who cut off my head!”

“… !!”

“Kengkkeong? A young demon shouldn’t die… If I die, of course I will take revenge!”

“Oh, if it’s Oscar’s order, I’ll do it, but… ! Well, you still can’t die!”

“Ah, this expression of decapitating doesn’t really mean decapitating. I’m talking about the god who kills me. ruler! Who wants to step up? What brave god would kill me?”

God does not age.

It just disappears fleetingly.

When there were no more apostles who believed in God left on earth and their faith could not be procured.

Thank you, Emperor Albrecht.

I will be using the same strategy you used in your past life to threaten the gods. My military power is not at an absurd level like yours, but I have put some restrictions on it.

‘If you interfere, I will destroy all your believers and temples.’

The rare proverb that the emperor used at that time is written like this.

“ Wow, everyone’s eyes are rolling. A fierce battle of wits is taking place silently. At times like this, I have to chew popcorn, which is a shame.”

The gods are busy looking out for each other. It’s a funny sight.

“If you kill both me and Aru right here, it would be fine to just deal with the goblins… You all know, right? Goblins are like microorganisms?”

There are countless monsters in the world, and among them, countless species are extinct. The humans who are hostile to the monsters are strong, and their numbers are unmatched.

However, goblins, known as the weakest monsters, have consistently survived for hundreds of thousands of years and cause harm to humans. They are the fairies of the cursed forest. Completely wiping out goblins is absolutely impossible without destroying the world.

Goblins are weak, so how can they annihilate a god’s apostles? How can that weak goblin survive when all the goblins in the world are targeting one group of humans? It is not an empire, a military state, or a fighting nation.

Even if they hold out, no matter which forest or valley they pass through, goblins will attack that group, threatening to kill them. Merchant trade or maritime trade cannot even be dreamed of, and its power is gradually weakening… In the end, you will become prey in the power struggle of fellow humans.

“Now, come out. Because I’m a busy demon. Just close your eyes and think of yourself as sacrificing yourself. Of course, I will struggle until I die, and I will take some of you as my companions.”

Gods who are not chased by death do not prepare for or prepare for death.

Therefore, they fear ‘eternal extinction’ more than any other race.

What can they do if they are the noblest and most exalted race, when they do not think about the future of death, which even bugs on the ground can foresee?

That’s your loss. These bird-breasted cowards.

This is a show that took 18 years of effort. It wasn’t that I was only hoping for this moment, but it wasn’t that I had no expectations at all.

Today’s show is a guessing game.

The best answer is to abstain altogether.