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We took a seat in the corner of a large bar and drank beer. While chewing nuts, I check the group seating area. The mercenaries are chatting with each other and dipping their glasses.

Red Dragon mercenaries.

The number of mercenaries signed up was the largest, and their combined strength was evaluated as the most outstanding. It is also one of the few forces that showed great activity in the previous war. Although it hasn’t happened yet, I highly praise it.

“Why the Red Dragon mercenaries?”

“I need to meet the mercenary leader for a moment.”

“Hey you… … .”

Elinne checked the leader of the Red Dragon mercenaries and glared at me. I think Ray did this often.

“Could it be jealous?”

“What do you say? A bastard with only a dick on his brain.”

“You’re not trying to approach me with that intention?”

Of course, it would be nice if possible.

The name is Kelly. She has red hair that is darker than Charlotte’s. And when I saw that he was of similar height to me, with a strong, beautiful appearance and a lively body, I couldn’t help but be envious of him. However, I still had no intention of targeting it. I also know how to set priorities.

“But next time, I hope you’re jealous.”

“Why me?”

“Let’s move over there first.”

The atmosphere of the mercenaries’ group dinner is about to ripen. Meanwhile, Kelly shouted while holding a large glass of beer.

“Drink, drink! On a profitable day like today, just drink whatever you can!”

There are a lot of monsters in this northern area. Not only were there low-level monsters like goblins, but there were also many high-level monsters that were worth a lot of money. It looks like he received a handsome reward for taking on the task of catching those guys. Additionally, the various parts cut from the monster must have been interesting.

I stood in front of Kelly, who was drinking lavishly with the members.

“Huh?”

“What are you?”

The mercenaries next to Kelly are glaring at me. These guys look a little tough, don’t they?

“Kelly I want to talk to you.”

“Is it a request? Please submit your request formally at the reception desk.”

Kelly waved her hand and tried to make me back off. But I have something prepared.

“I will give you Alpo Mae’s poisonous liquor.”

“What?”

Kelly’s eyes finally changed. Do I look different now?

“You have that?”

Kelly loves alcohol. I tried to obtain any alcohol that was precious, such as paying a large amount of money to get just one alcohol. In particular, Kelly would have never tried Alpo Mae’s poisonous liquor.

Alpomae, a poisonous plant that grows very rarely even in demon territory. If you make it into alcohol and age it for about 100 years, the poison disappears and all of it turns into alcohol. And that drink boasts a truly amazing taste.

Why do I have this?

just.

This is one of the drinks that Ellis gave me last time as a rare drink. Because she is a succubus princess, she has a lot of things.

“Where did you get that?”

“I have been with a demon hunter before. Then, he stole it from a demon.”

I don’t think there’s a better excuse than being a witch hunter. Since there is no one to judge whether it is true or not, we have to push through to the end.

Are you going to get “?”

“Of course.”

“Then let’s move to a quieter place. It’s too noisy in here.”

“Sure. It’s too noisy to talk about work. hey! I’m leaving for a moment and coming back!”

“Yes!”

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“Yes. You said it was Daron, right? Do you drink some alcohol?”

“Kelly I drink just as well as you.”

We moved to the bar next door. I went to the corner, gave a tip and was allowed to drink outside. Instead, we ordered some snacks and light drinks. Eline should drink some too.

Kelly and I exchanged Alformae’s poisonous liquor with each other. Let’s drink some first to show it’s safe, and then Kelly drinks too.

“This is the real deal.”

“Have you tried it?”

“I’ve never had that happen, but if you drink a little bit, it’s not an ordinary drink at all. Then, Alpo Mae’s poisonous liquor is correct. Kyaaa. Try drinking this. Hey, let’s get salty again.”

“Good.”

We share a glass once again. Seeing Kelly like it so much made me realize how rare Alformae is. It is difficult to find raw alpo-maecho even within the demon territory, and it is also 100-year-old poisonous liquor.

Although the alcohol content is very strong, the taste is also unique, making it addictive.

“But can you come alone? It’s a little hard for me to say it, but I’m confident.”

“Why. Are you trying to fuck me?”

“Pfft!”

Eline, who was sipping a weak drink next to me, gushes. It wasn’t particularly strange for Kelly, who lives as a mercenary, to say something like this, but it was very blunt.

“Fuck me?”

“Any man stronger than me. Do you have the confidence to do that?”

Kelly openly provoked me with a smile satisfied with her drink. Kelly is a woman with her own beliefs. He is even strong, so he deserves it. Even though she seems to have similar skills to Ariana and Katrin, if there was a real fight, Ariana would have a higher chance of losing. Is this the leader of the strongest mercenary group?

“So you’re still Ada.”

“What is it? How do you know that I am Ada?”

“How many boys are stronger than you?”

“That’s right. It’s not that there aren’t strong guys, but they’re weaker than me.”

Zed, I think that bastard will also be narrowly defeated.

“I will later give my ada to the man who beats me and receive seeds as well. Is it my simple dream?”

Maybe it was because he was a mercenary, but the comments were too light. If I were to have sex with Kelly, it would feel really refreshing. maybe… … I think it would be similar to the set.

“You’ve been looking at my breasts since a while ago?”

“That’s right.”

“Ha, you bastard. Look at how confident you are.”

It was a remark that would have been a slap in the face to any other woman, but Kelly actually liked it. It seems like it’s better to have this one-way street than to go around talking and hiding your true feelings like you do.

“Honestly, you’re my style, right? She has a decent physique and a face just to my taste. But do you like his personality?”

“Oh really?”

“But you’re weaker than me. I never want to cuddle up to someone weaker than me.”

“It’s a shame. Actually, I was thinking about aiming for it if possible.”

“I know. I kind of suck.”

Wouldn’t someone see us as childhood friends who grew up together since childhood? Even though they had just met, they were talking to each other without hesitation. Eline had a dumbfounded expression on her face, as if she was truly shocked by the conversation between me and Kelly.

“But you can do it with the woman sitting next to you. She looks frail, but that’s one of the prettiest women out there, right? Hey. I was surprised to see that the strawberry was bigger than me.”

Eline was still wearing clothes that showed all of her chest. He was wearing the same clothes I bought him during the day.

“So what is that woman next to you? Are you a prostitute?”

“No!”

Eline screamed. I think there was a misunderstanding because of the clothes. That arrogant youngest archmage is treated like a prostitute.

“That’s not it. He’s my sex partner.”

“Lover?”

“I’m flirting with him, but I’m still not in the mood to do it. Still, he didn’t refuse to fuck me because of the taste of my dick.”

“Hey… … hey! Tsk.”

I grumbled and grabbed Eline, who was sitting next to me, by her breasts and pulled them hard. … … Hey, I think he’s a little turned on by what me and Kelly were saying about him. The top stood.

“Oh. So, do you think you are confident too? I expected it when I saw him walking around with a woman like this. Are you really big?”

“Do you like bigger ones?”

“Wouldn’t it be better to be big rather than small? Ah, if there is a man who fucks me, I want him to be the biggest dick.”

“Actually, I’ve never seen a dick bigger than mine.”

“… … young. The lies are.”

It’s true.

“Is it true that this guy’s dick is so big?”

“Mall, I don’t know.”

“How are you feeling? Honestly, I’m really curious. Is it better than drinking alcohol?”

“It’s much better than drinking alcohol… … . Ugh. What should I say now… … .”

Eline blushed brightly and refused to answer. Kelly must have felt that she wasn’t having fun, so she invited me to toast again.

“Ta-da. Now, one more drink! You drink really well!”

“Kelly, you drink well like a drinker.”

We poured drinks for each other and clinked glasses. I drink it all the time.

ha.

Really bitter.

… … Actually, I’m not the type of person who drinks this much. If I hadn’t taken the alcohol-dissolving pills Ellis gave me, I might have been intoxicated by now. That’s how amazing this drink was.

“Pheehe~. It’s really nice to drink precious alcohol.”

“Then… … .”

I poured myself another drink and got to the point.

“Shall we talk in earnest now?”

“Are you trying to fuck me? That’s not allowed. You are weaker than me. ha… … It’s a waste. It’s my style and they say it’s big so I’d like to give it a try.”

“Haha. That’s not it.”

It was nice to learn about Kelly’s tastes and the conditions for picking her, but… … , you must not forget the original purpose.

“This is a story about a disaster that will soon come to this principality.”

“… … What?”

Kelly blinked drunkenly and then became a little more serious. Eline also looks at me with the feeling of ‘What is he talking about?’ As if they were members of a cult, they suddenly appeared and talked about disaster, so it was an inevitable reaction.

“It might be hard to believe. That’s why I’m making a request.”

“Keep saying it.”

“This Principality of Lancelot was originally barren, and there were many monsters.”

It was Kasid Nova who pioneered this land, drove out the monsters, and created a home for humans. Although the number of citizens is naturally smaller than that of the kingdom, it is also a place where humans with strong survival skills live. About half of them die?

“I will move too, but I want to ask the Red Dragon mercenaries to search.”

“Search… … Ira.”

I was thinking of going to Kasid Nova and asking him to prepare. And as I happened to meet this mercenary group today, I had to increase the number of collaborators as much as possible.

“First of all, I want to know what that disaster is specifically?”

“First. Groups of monsters driven out from various places will attack the principality all at once.”

“Are you talking about Monster Wave?”

Nod.

Literally, monsters are flocking in as if they are going to war.

“Second. Oh, you know Freeze Snow Mountain?”

“Don’t I know that snowy mountain in the principality?”

“Do you understand the dragon that lives there?”

Red Dragon mercenaries.

Unlike the one given for cosmetic purposes, this is a real dragon.

“The dragon will also attack the principality.”

“Hey… … . Grumpy? for a moment. second? then… … .”

“Last.”

Why do these disasters occur?

That’s right.

“Demons are involved in this matter.”

“Ma… … Family.”

It’s ironic, but… … It was so much bullshit that Kelly couldn’t bear to dismiss it as nonsense.