episode_0083

Take it off.

I thought I would say it someday, but on the contrary, it was something I never thought I would hear.

“You’ve finally shown your true colors, Lee Ye-ji, the reformed Taegeum Sun Arch!!”

“Wait, who said I was a bastard!? And you told me to take it off too!!”

“When will I ask you to take off your clothes? Don’t equate changing clothes with taking off clothes!”

“…Anyway, that’s it! Take it off anyway! Take it off!!!”

Now, it was Lee Ye-ji who was raising her voice and stubbornly insisting. The lady outside might have heard the last words. Therefore, I felt that if we let the argument escalate any longer, it would not end well for either party.

“Hehe.. Yes, pervert Lee Ye-ji. I’ll take it off as you wish. Anyway, it’s a wish right.”

“Jeongmaal!? Finally, Lee Ji-woon’s abs… not! You too, try to realize the shame of being the one taking off your clothes! How shameful that is!!”

Ye-ji Lee changed her route in a hurry, but in the end, all her desires were lost. Of course, there was a strong possibility that Lee Ye-ji would throw a punch due to her personality if she tripped over that, so I decided to just let it pass for now.

“So how much do you take off? Probably not everything.”

“Well, everything! Such good… no no! Where are you saying such shameless things?”

“It seems like your true feelings have been leaking out since a while ago. Why don’t you try to control it better?”

“….Anyway! I’ll only agree to a deductible. I don’t mind more than that, but no, it’s burdensome!”

“So even if my true feelings keep leaking out.”

It was our golden sun, who seemed to have developed a second self and kept showing his true feelings. Of course, it is true that both men and women are very interested in the bodies of the opposite sex at this age, but I still want them to maintain their own body shape.

Anyway, the promise had to be kept. Since Ye-ji Lee had changed her clothes as I wanted, I was able to dress her up as well. It wasn’t something that would wear me out just because I showed it, and I wasn’t that stubborn of a person to shake off my best friend’s gaze, which was full of expectations.

“It’s a bit burdensome to actually take it off.”

“Quickly!”

“Don’t fuss. Even if you don’t, you still look pervert enough.”

After taking off her clothes, Yeji Lee covered her mouth with both hands and became excited. It was a planned procedure. Honestly, from what I can see, Lee Ji-woon’s current body is a work of art itself.

It’s not just about having a good body, but the most important thing is that you have a perfect physique-type body that women will like. It’s not just a bodybuilder-type body with lots of muscle, but a wide shoulder line, a back line that falls into an inverted triangle, and a slim waist that peaks at the point of a flower.

Honestly, I wouldn’t have fallen in love with it even if I were a girl. So, the reaction of Ye-ji Lee, who was fluttering around in front of me right now with a fire in her eyes, could be described as expected.

“Wow.. I’m really crazy, Lee Jiwooun!! Have you really been hiding this all this time!?”

“Then do you walk around covered up or naked?”

“No, at this rate… I might be completely innocent even if I don’t have to cover up…!”

Yeji Lee was babbling nonsense as if she was under the influence of some kind of drug. No matter how good your body is, if you go naked outside, you will be arrested for performing indecency. So, I hope you don’t try to persuade me with such a serious face.

“Can I touch it…?”

“Is it possible?”

“Ugh… That’s disgusting! Hongseol said she let me touch her!”

“…How do you know that?”

“How do you know! I’ve been boasting so much for a few days now that my ears are worn out, so now I can’t not know even if I want to, why!!”

Ye-ji Lee sighed, saying that she was bragged about on the phone when she called, and through KakaoTalk when she called. When Lee Ji-woon boasted about how strong his body was and how his veins felt like they were about to explode, he was unknowingly deleting Hong Seol’s contact information or something.

“And then he keeps secretly raising drugs, how can I tolerate this! If that bitch did it, I definitely have to do it too!!”

“No… isn’t it too inappropriate to use that as a reason?”

“If he can do it, why can’t I!? What on earth is worse than that bitch to me!!”

From what I heard, it was a love confession scene disguised as a love triangle, but in reality, it was nothing more than a shameless request to let me touch my body. It seemed a little sad that she even had tears in her eyes, but isn’t there a saying that a gyaru’s tears are like a crocodile’s tears? (Actually, there is no such thing)

“Then let’s play another round of Jenga. If you win, I’ll let you do whatever you want.”

“Really!? No bites??”

“Instead, the moment you lose, you too must be prepared.”

“I won’t lose. I can’t lose to anyone now! Come on, Lee Ji-woon!!”

The third edition started off so excitingly. I used all of Lee Ji-woon’s unique abilities, Woohyo Secret Technique and athleticism, to fight against Ye-ji Lee, but unfortunately, the result was not much different from before.

“Why is it okay if you take it out, but if I take it out, you collapse!!”

“Pui.”

“Didn’t you use some kind of trick!? Otherwise, this wouldn’t have happened!!?”

Leaving behind Yeji Lee, who was smiling and holding out her finger V, I began a thorough investigation by tearing off the Jenga blocks one by one. It’s hard to believe that the wooden pillar that didn’t move when Yeji Lee touched it collapsed as soon as I touched it.

“This is a scam. It’s an obvious scam…”

“Lee Ji-woon, ugly.”

“It doesn’t matter if you say it’s ugly. I will definitely have to find this trick.”

But of course, all the wooden blocks were normal. Even the table where Jenga was placed was closely examined, but nothing unusual was found. To be honest, even if there was a peculiarity, there is no way there would be a trick that would be okay for Yeji Lee to do and not okay for me to do.

“Are you done escaping reality, Jiwoon?”

“….Uh. I just needed some time.”

“Then.. should I just stay still now?”

“…….”

It was Ye-ji Lee who was wriggling her fingers as if she wanted to touch me with her own two hands. Normally, in Hitomi, it was the man who would do such a scene, but this damn Rubco was constantly throwing harsh words at me, as if he was crazy about diversity.

“Let’s touch your abs first~ Chureup..”

“Hey, wipe your spit and talk.”

“Hehehehe….”

“I guess I can’t hear you.”

It was Lee Ye-ji, who was already in love with Geum Taeyang’s abs and was on the brink of death. The sight of him fumbling with his fingers, feeling the texture of his muscles, or even burying his face in joy, seemed like an absolute perversion.

‘If I knew you wanted it this much, I would have shown it to you a long time ago.’

Honestly, I had no idea that Yeji Lee would show this much interest in my body. Of course, the only mention of the body so far has been about wanting to see abs.

So, I thought it was just a simple curiosity of kids of this age, but Lee Ye-ji’s current appearance went far beyond that and went into the realm of dog perversion. I had completely forgotten my shame and was feeling my body to my heart’s content, so I guess that’s all there is to say.

This is why, when desires accumulate, they must be resolved immediately. If you keep holding it in, it’s bound to explode like this, so it was a time when you needed constant self-comfort(?) in order to prevent untimely accidents.

“Hey.. Still, take care of your facial expressions. If someone sees it, they’ll think I’m doing something strange.”

“Hey….?”

“ Now that I think about it, I’m sure I’m doing something strange.”

Strange thing was right. Even if you’re best friends, you don’t grope each other like this. And while feeling the touch naturally, Johnson did not increase in size like he does now.

“Now it’s over. The period expires, get away.”

“What!? Oh no! How can we do this already?! I haven’t even started yet!”

“Why don’t you wipe the drool from your mouth and talk?”

“……Chureup.”

As if she was embarrassed by my words, Yeji Lee traced her lips with her wrist. There was no excuse for drooling. This was perfect proof that Lee Ye-ji’s secret technique, using force, would not work.

“…But Ji-woon.”

“Don’t say it.”

“Why, what! I know what to say!!”

“Anyway, don’t say it. Because I just felt something very ominous.”

Although it felt ominous, the gloominess was evident from Yeji Lee’s expression. It seemed like he was completely intoxicated by something and didn’t know it, but he should never have listened to Lee Ye-ji’s words, just in case he came back to his senses later.

“Boo, this is ominous…! There’s nothing you can’t say to your one and only best friend!”

“I’m saying this because we’re best friends. They don’t say things like this unless they’re real.”

“….the pepper got bigger as soon as I touched it.”

“This is crazy.”

When did I see that again? I thought I didn’t see him because his expression was so heavenly, but it seemed like I had seen everything there was to see.

“Lee Ji-woon is a pervert who stands up immediately when his friend touches him. I saw it all??”

“I didn’t stand. You saw that wrong.”

“Really? But why are my legs crossed now?”

“That’s because this posture is comfortable.”

“Hmm… Really? Well, I understand.”

For some reason, it was Lee Ye-ji who was easily overlooked. However, since there was no benefit in having this type of conversation anymore, I decided to go with the trend. Yeji Lee got up to get some water, and I laid down comfortably as the tension was relieved as the emergency was over.

However.

“Yaaap!!!”

“W-what is it!!!”

“It’s such a big topic that it gets noticed a lot, so how dare you lie!! Now that it’s like this, I’m going to check it out!!!”

“Wait a minute!! I think this really crossed the line!!!”

“What is the line? Oh Yoon-ah, that bitch also touched yours! Then why shouldn’t I!! What is it that I, your best friend, can’t touch? Ugh!!!”

Yeji Lee was engulfed in madness and started rushing towards my crotch. He barely managed to get his pants off, but it wasn’t enough for Ryong Ye-ji, who had already completed the third stage of evolution.

“Crazy… My pants are torn, bitch…!!”

“I’ll buy you a new one! No, I’ll give you mine!!”

“No need!! Let go of this hand!!!”

“Take it off quickly! Now that it’s like this, I have to confirm my heart…!”

“Guys, do you want to eat fruit?”

I held on to my pants like that for dozens of seconds. However, our fight had no choice but to end immediately when the woman suddenly appeared holding an apple.

No, it wasn’t at the end level… We had no choice but to freeze in that position, as if we were completely entranced. Our appearance reminded me of a scene just before an uprising, and coincidentally, both my hands looked as if they were pulling down my pants.

“Hmm…. I wonder if there are any condoms left at home?”

“It’s a misunderstanding, ma’am.”

“Okay, okay, I understand. But Ji-woon, you have to be gentle at first for girls to like it. And Yeji, if you think about your menstrual cycle, today is a dangerous day…”

“Get out quickly!!!!!”

Yeji Lee’s voice telling her to get out rang out like a scream.

* * *

After clearing up the lady’s misunderstanding, I was able to get out of Yeji Lee’s house only after the sun had set. Normally, being in a place like home would relieve my fatigue, but for some reason, I felt like my fatigue had accumulated even more as I went through various events.

After all, if it’s not My Sweet Home, isn’t it possible to recover HP? In the end, I was trudging along, repeating to myself that the most comfortable place is my home.

“Ji, Ji-woon!?”

“….Why are you here, teacher?”

Choi Da-in, whom I met at a nearby park, was sitting on a bench with a fellow teacher.

He was holding a 500ml beer can in his hand.