episode_0082

“Whoa.. I’m a little nervous.”

“What’s there to be nervous about? It’s not like I see it once or twice.”

This is in front of Yeji Lee’s house. I had to clear my throat with a nervous look on my face and thoroughly check my clothes several times to make sure there were no defects showing.

“Why is this kid who was so shy like this? Is it so uncomfortable to see my mom??”

“Well, it’s been a while, though. Because I haven’t been able to say hello to you for a while.”

The weekend came after all midterm exams were over. I had to meet with Yeji Lee in the morning when she called.

You might be thinking that everyone is following me around just because I call them some kind of pet, but there is a deeper issue involved here. Yeji Lee called me here to receive compensation for teaching me how to study.

Of course, there was a way to ignore it and say it was all in the past, but then again, how could that happen between best friends? In fact, even I was in a free state with no particular schedule, and meeting Lee Ye-ji was quite enjoyable, so I had no reason not to say yes.

Of course, I didn’t know that the destination of today’s meeting would be none other than Yeji Lee’s house, and I didn’t know that Yeji Lee’s mother was there.

“Whoo.. Whoo…”

“If anyone sees you, they will think you are going to meet some kind of ghost. Open the door?”

“Now, wait…”

“Mom, Jiwoon is here~”

Yeji Lee opened the front door of the house without even thinking about my feelings. Lee Ji-woon probably met Lee Ye-ji’s parents several times, but I’ve never even met them in a game, let alone met them. It was normal for there to be no reason for Yoon Dong-gun to meet Lee Ye-ji’s parents even if the earth collapsed.

“Oh my! It’s been a few months, Ji-woon! I heard you were hospitalized! Are you feeling okay?”

“Ah, ah.. yes! I’m all better now. Because it wasn’t that bad to begin with.”

“After not seeing each other, your tone of voice has become much kinder, boy~ Just like Yeji said, you seem to have become a completely different person??”

My mother’s words pricked my conscience several times, but I dismissed them with my characteristic good-natured smile. What’s with the kind smile on this face? When it comes to Lee Ye-ji and her mother, isn’t Lee Ji-woon’s face just a scene from everyday life? All you had to do was think of it as a method that only worked for the two of you.

But… anyway…

‘As expected, Rubco’s world view is different…’

Yeji Lee’s mother, as expected, was an extremely young woman who had survived a long time. In most romantic comedy worlds, isn’t so-and-so’s mom as popular as the average heroine?

Episodes such as mistaking them for being sisters rather than mother and daughter were one of the essential tasks that always appeared at least once. And Lee Ye-ji’s mother, who was standing in front of me, was also a character of a level that could be used in that episode.

“It seems like you’ve gotten younger since you haven’t even seen your aunt. If I go out with Yeji like this, everyone might mistake me for a sister.”

“Oh my~ Why is he suddenly saying things he hasn’t said before? Do you need pocket money? Or is it because you want to eat something delicious?”

“I just told it as it is. I didn’t say anything in particular that I wanted.”

“Ayu.. Even if it’s just words, thank you, Ji-woon! But actually, even now, when she goes out to buy groceries, everyone thinks she’s a virgin, hohoho!”

Although my mother had a typical old woman’s cheerful smile, I felt like I would experience cognitive dissonance at the fact that she seemed like a newlywed couple at most. Also, what about beauty? In a way, since she was the one who gave birth to Yeji Lee herself, it also made no sense if her appearance was not outstanding.

“Yeji! Would you like to go to your room first? Mom, do you want to talk more with Jiwoon today?”

“Oh, no!! Where are you going to steal Jiwoon away!!”

“Oh my, who is stealing it? I just want to talk about how you’ve been so far~”

“Lee Ji Woo-un! Quickly get into your room! Don’t follow Mom! Ugh, don’t follow me!!”

“Jiuna~ The lady will be waiting in the living room~”

They were a mother and daughter who used interludes to film a sitcom. In some ways, it could be said to be the standard part of a romantic comedy, but when I actually experienced it, it felt very strange.

From the lady’s point of view, she seemed very excited because Lee Ji-woon, who was always giggling, had become very friendly. In fact, the statement that he would be waiting in the living room was just a joke, but it seemed like he was half serious.

‘I really shouldn’t go…’

Perhaps, given Yeji Lee’s personality, if she went to the real lady, she wouldn’t end up just sulking. In order to keep peace at home, I had no choice but to quietly go into Yeji Lee’s room and listen to the mother and daughter arguing.

“Whew.. I’m really getting older and I’m a total scum!”

In the end, Yeji Lee, who had won, shook her hands and began to enter the room. Because he was shaking his hands like that, it looked like there had been a fist fight. Of course, that’s what they said, and in reality, only normal conversation took place.

“Yejiya!! But you must use contraception~”

“Aik, really!!!”

…I think we just had an unusual conversation.

Anyway, as I entered the room, a somewhat familiar background began to come into view. In fact, hadn’t he been to Lee Ye-ji’s house before, even while possessed by Lee Ji-woon? Most of them were spent in Yeji Lee’s room, so it would be a lie to say that I didn’t notice it.

“Uh, umm… Is there anything uncomfortable?”

“Nothing in particular.”

“That’s right…! Huh. Tea, maybe I should bring some tea…”

Perhaps because of the lady’s last words, the atmosphere felt a bit awkward. Of course, we can’t say that birth control isn’t important, but that statement was bound to develop into awkwardness in relationships where people didn’t use birth control.

What should I do in times like this? There is nothing better than this to relieve the sudden awkwardness.

“Shall we play a game?”

“Game?”

“Uh. Is there anything we can do together?”

When I asked Ye-ji Lee, who brought the tea, this question, our Geum Taeyang looked puzzled but started wandering around looking for something to enjoy. What I found after rummaging through the box was none other than the national game ‘Jenga’.

“Do you want to play board games?”

“Good. Give me a slap.”

“What is that tone of voice again… gross.”

It was once a cutting-edge way of speaking, but now it’s something that even Lee Ye-ji frowns at. After sighing internally in regret, I followed Yeji Lee and started setting up wooden blocks to play Jenga.

“But are you good at Jenga?”

“First of all, Jiwoon, I think I’ll do better than you, right?”

“Yourself?”

“Yes, yourself!”

“But you shouldn’t just do something like this again. After all, board games are fun only when you bet on something.”

“Hmm… Wish right?”

It’s a wish right. It was a very common and popular pick, but at the same time it was a magic word that could cause a huge disaster.

“Good. Instead, leave out the really absurd stuff.”

“What are you looking at me for? Rather, isn’t that what I should hear when dealing with a pervert like you?”

“But you’re a pervert too. I remember it was all revealed while talking about abs before.”

“….That and this are different.”

“You really need excuses, I guess.”

We were perverts who could deal fatal blows to each other. When I was bored, I would take a peek at Yeji Lee’s chocolate milk mamma tube and elastic chocolate legs, and Yeji Lee would be filled with happiness every time she imagined the sharp muscles hidden under my clothes.

A fight between dog perverts that no one would be quick to show off their business card. I don’t know anything else, but I could never lose this. I will definitely overcome this and obtain the legal rights to Gwaneum.

“Oh, you’re good, Lee Jiwooun!?”

“This is easy. You can do it with just one hand.”

“…Isn’t Jenga originally played with one hand?”

“I don’t understand. Then I’ll just use two fingers in particular. I’m doing this specially just for you.”

“Originally, you only need to use your index finger and thumb!! This scammer!!”

Lee Ye-ji’s advice, which was smarter than expected, went beyond condescension. Anyway, that was it, and the game continued as scheduled, so the wooden pillar was gradually showing its bareness.

If you asked me if I was good at Jenga, I would have answered no. Since I didn’t have a special connection with board games, I only played them two or three times when I had the chance. Of course, most of the time, I showed off my poor skills to the point of destroying the tower.

but.

‘The person I am now is not who I am.’

I was me, but at the same time, I was also Lee Ji-woon. If I combined Lee Ji-woon’s natural athleticism and reflexes, I would definitely be able to win this Jenga fight.

Some may criticize him for using his incredible talent for just such a board game, but this was a very important moment. This is an important opportunity to win Yeji Lee’s limited-time viewing rights. I decided that there was nothing more serious than this that was on my mind right now.

“It collapses.. It collapses…”

“Ugh, yay! Where in the world can you disturb me like that? ”

“If Yeji Lee picks, Jenga will definitely fall down, fall down, fall down, fall down, fall down, fall down, fall down, fall down, fall down…”

“Aaaah! This is so crazy…”

Toad duduk ㅡ

Did they say that if you wish earnestly, the universe will come forward and make your wish come true? As soon as Yeji Lee pulled out the block, Jenga scattered his presence on the floor as if he had used up all his strength, and I couldn’t help but clenched my fists in the pleasure of victory.

“Yes!! As expected, justice will win, Yeji Lee!”

“Well, justice is Mooseun! What kind of justice is there for interrupting a topic while talking nonsense!!”

“Be quiet, forces of evil. Since there will be a judgment of justice from now on, Yeji Lee must reveal her milk jug and legs that are quietly wrapped up.”

“Wow, a milk jug! What kind of vulgar words…!”

“Uh huh. Was the loser supposed to talk? Be quiet and obey the winner’s words.”

The world of competition was a cold world. Yeji Lee blushed in anger, but she had no intention of handing over the game to that extent. I’m not a very emotional person.

Plus, today’s Yeji Lee was wearing quite ordinary clothes, so she didn’t look too exposed. I felt very sorry about that, but now that I had acquired the right to voyeurism (?), I was planning to adjust the ratio in detail.

Take it off, Yeji Lee. No, it sounds a bit weird if I just tell you to take it off. So take it off and wear something sexy, Yeji Lee!

“I have an objection, Mr. Winner.”

“Yes, try saying it.”

“I know that today is definitely an opportunity to receive compensation for teaching me how to study. But now, in this situation, I feel like I am being so ungrateful!”

“It’s none of my business. Please change into a tank top and dolphin pants.”

“Profit…! When will I tell you not to buy something like that!!”

“I don’t mind wearing it in front of me. Rather, I recommend it.”

“…Whew, wait and see.”

Yeji Lee left the room as if she had no choice, and then reappeared a little later. As I said, the sight of her wearing a tank top that exposed her shoulders and dolphin pants that showed off her sexy legs felt very sexy.

Because the straps of the tank top were thin, the shoulder straps of the mamma cover were naturally exposed. It was a more adult-like black color than expected, and as Lee Ye-ji stared at it, she immediately nervously took off her coat.

“Are you saying you’re going to wear outerwear to be a loser?”

“I want you to show me only your chest and legs! Then you can cover this place, right?”

“I was caught in the loop. As expected, you’re smart, Yeji Lee.”

“Hmph! I don’t know how long I can be so carefree? One more round! I’m free now!!”

“The water level may be stronger next time, is it okay?”

“It doesn’t matter what you want. Because I’m going to win anyway.”

As Yeji Lee said that, her eyes were burning brightly as if there were a forest fire. This is a glimpse of the strong fighting spirit and will to win at all costs.

But what Yeji Lee overlooked was that there were cliches in episodes like this. Usually, in RUBCO, the side that loses once continues to lose, and the more they express their anger and burn their will, the more the quagmire wraps around their neck.

In other words, it is no exaggeration to say that Lee Ye-ji’s current appearance has standardized that pattern. Just looking at this, the outcome of the game was already decided, and I had no choice but to continue happily worrying about what to ask for next time.

Toad duduk-

Yes, that happened once.

“I… I lost…?”

All of Rupco’s clichés were in my favor, but Yeji Lee won the Jenga fight with superhuman strength. It felt as if the Earth’s gravity itself was not applied when this guy removed the block.

It made me wonder if some kind of expedient or trick had been used, but unless it could be proven, it was nothing more than a suspicion. In the end, I was the one who lost, and now it is none other than me who has to grant my wish.

“Ugh~ I wonder what I should order…”

Yeji Lee had a very seductive smile and was looking down at me, who was lying face down and feeling despair.

Perfect superior-subordinate relationship. I was anxiously watching to see what words would come out of Yeji Lee’s mouth, but as expected, the answer was nothing more than a predetermined procedure.

“Lee Ji-woon. Take it off too.”

This was her wish as she was worried that she might end up turning 19.