episode_0048

“Kuhuhuhuhttt….!”

A male student falls between opposing squat tracks. I, who was standing on the other side, smiled as leisurely as I could and got out of the rack with shaky legs.

“Won… Sibaaal…!”

“…I really can’t believe it. I never thought a third year would lose to a freshman in a bet on the number of squats.”

Even after I was kidnapped by the bodybuilding club, my bullshit continued. Fitness is a field that I thought I should try my hand at at some point in order to maintain Geumtaeyang’s dignity, but since I didn’t intend to do it in this kind of environment, Daengyalal was just a planned step.

“Then I will do it like this. If you win the squat competition against a third grader, they will let you go without any fuss.”

“Don’t say anything else later.”

“Hmph, you too.”

The squat competition that started like that ended with the third grader falling first and me winning. The third-year senior over there must have never imagined that he would lose, and seeing his face turn so blue was quite a sight to see.

“Then let’s go. If you really touch me this time, then I will use force.”

“Now, wait a minute…!”

When I tried to leave the club room, Vice President Kang Da-hyun urgently caught me. If I said something different this time, I was going to attack her because she was my senior and I was nabal, but before I knew it, Kang Da-hyun was just looking pale and with a blush on her cheeks.

Before I knew it, her smartphone was sticking out to my chest and it was a bonus.

“Ber, can you give me your number…?”

“….Yes?”

“How about we exercise together..let’s do it..stand…”

Where did the suddenly crazy face go and what kind of girl was there? Watching him shyly hold out his phone with his sturdy body, I felt like I was going to suffer from strong cognitive dissonance.

Before I knew it, the entire bodybuilding club was surrounding us and watching, and it seemed like I had no choice but to break the silence with my words. This sweet situational comedy, almost like a pseudo-confession, made me swallow my dry saliva.

“…here.”

“Wow! I will definitely contact you! Do I have to give a reply unconditionally??”

“You gave me your number, so I’m leaving?”

“Ugh! See you later~”

I left the club room, only giving a cursory glance at Kang Da-hyun, who was waving her hand energetically. It was absurd that she suddenly took on a girlish look, but her face itself was fairly smooth, so I was able to get over it without feeling nauseous.

“Trigram, are you okay, Jiwoon??”

“Are you hurt!? I’m sorry… I don’t have the strength…”

Then Choi Da-in and Park Ha-eun, who were waiting outside the room, began to approach me. Wouldn’t it feel like this if giant squirrels were real? I wanted to pass on at least an acorn to Cheoltagu.

However.

“Please excuse me for a moment.”

“Oh my! Why are you acting like this all of a sudden, Jiwoon!!”

“Aaaah! Wow, what a surprise!!”

But it was not the time to be immersed in such trivial sentiments. I immediately started running forward with Choi Da-in on my left and Park Ha-eun on my right. The escape wasn’t over yet, and there wasn’t enough time to explain it to them.

And there was no need to explain. Soon after, with the sound of ‘Bang!’, Kang Da-hyeon, the frantic vice-president, arrived in this hallway with a wide-eyed look.

“It was a fake number, Jiwooun??”

“Are you going to give me your real number because I’m crazy? I knew what would happen!!”

“Ahahaha! If you get caught, do 500 sets of squats!!!????”

“Mi, crazy girl…!”

The game of tag that started like that could only end around lunch time. This was possible because Kang Da-hyun, who was chasing me, said that skipping meals can lead to muscle loss, so she headed straight to the restaurant.

“…Teacher.”

“Ugh, Jiwoon ah…”

“Club.. Is it really necessary?”

“Sometimes I feel like it’s not true…”

The Laon High School club I first encountered was so bad that even the teacher, Choi Da-in, shook his head.

Oh, except for the bikini, of course.

* * *

“As I live, I see Lee Ji-un’s legs shaking. What a rare sight.”

“Don’t stare too hard. Are you a pervert?”

“What can I say, when someone always looks at my legs?”

As I was waiting for my meal at the restaurant, Yeji Lee came out of nowhere and said hello. Does this guy know where I am and comes to visit me every time? The information was so powerful that I thought it might have been equipped with a GPS.

“When did you say I saw you all the time? Don’t say anything that will misunderstand others.”

“But you’re not saying you didn’t see it?”

“Uh, actually, I just remembered it and glanced at it. Even today, cacao mixing is an art, an art.”

“Uuuux

When Ye-ji Lee heard these words, she seemed to be embarrassed and started kicking my legs with her slippers. I’m sorry, but Yeji Lee’s kicking power before awakening was close to zero, so even my legs, no matter how shaky, were enough to withstand the damage.

“Hey, Park Ha-eun! Did you do anything special to him? This guy is really perverted, so you never know when he might attack you, so be careful!”

“Wow? Jiwoon is not a pervert…”

“I’m not a pervert! Hey, think carefully! Since you’re always so fierce, you may not even know what happened! Did you miss anything today??”

“Umm… Oh, that’s right!! Today Jiwoon just hugged me.. and took me somewhere.. in an empty classroom.. Ugh!”

I immediately covered Park Ha-eun’s mouth as she poured out a nuclear bomb. But perhaps that had even more of an adverse effect, as Yeji Lee suddenly became one with Tyrano and was looking down at me.

“What kind of crazy talk is this, Jiwoon Lee??”

“No, it’s unfair. How many times have I been misunderstood? ”

“Have I got it wrong again?? If misunderstandings continue, don’t you know it’s the truth!? You can’t believe that you’re getting into your old habits again, right?”

“This is absurd. Hey, Park Ha-eun. Just say it yourself. Everything you saw and felt.”

He had a sad expression and complained of injustice because he had no millstone handle. When he hugged Park Ha-eun, it wasn’t a romantic princess hug, but by tying her around his waist, and hiding in an empty classroom was to elude Kang Da-hyun, who was chasing him.

No matter how bad Park Ha-eun’s speaking skills are, there’s no way she can’t explain something like this, so she immediately handed over the right to speak. Rather than me explaining it, it would be more trustworthy for Lee Ye-ji if Park Ha-eun said it herself.

“Um… So, ah… Bobil Diving…? Health club..? I was being chased by people. So, we had no choice but the three of us, Ji-woon, me, and teacher Choi Da-in, hid in an empty classroom.”

“What, did something like that happen? Yep. So?”

“So… First of all, Teacher Choi Da-in left first because he had work to do… I was about to leave as well, but Ji-woon suddenly grabbed my wrist and started breathing heavily… That’s why my face turned red. I feel dizzy, but Jiwoon puts his hand on my face without saying a word. So…”

“No, wait a minute. The words seem a bit strange.. Ugh!”

“It’s really crazy, it’s crazy!!! Are you even trying to lay a hand on this little kid!? Are you sane???”

It was Lee Ye-ji who properly bitten Park Ha-eun’s sudden lie. As soon as I put the car into 3rd gear, it hit my solar plexus, but I couldn’t even put any strength into my stomach, so the intense pain began to take over me.

Of course, surprisingly, none of what I said was wrong. As Park Ha-eun was about to leave, someone heard someone outside and grabbed her wrist. Park Ha-eun’s face suddenly turned red, so she put her hand on her forehead to see if she had a fever.

But hearing that delivered in 100% pure Park Ha-eun’s speaking style, it made me feel like I was a criminal. From Yeji Lee’s point of view, there was a possibility of misunderstanding, but if she had given me a little more time before misunderstanding, I wouldn’t have had to feel this pain.

“And what else! What did you do!!”

“Hmm? Is it the end?”

“……to?”

Lee Ye-ji’s expression suddenly appeared with a question mark. Park Ha-eun, on the other side, was also raising a question mark, and the biggest victim of this conflicting conversation had no choice but to be me, who was currently leaning against the wall and suffering.

“Well, so… that’s the end?”

“Wow! The end!”

“…But why did you say it unfairly, as if something had happened to you!!”

“Huh? Well, I’ve never done that before…?”

It was Lee Ye-ji who didn’t know Park Ha-eun well yet. He’s really that kind of kid. A guy who is pure and sometimes so innocent that he seems like an idiot.

Anyway, that’s it… I’ll have to settle the bill.

“…Yeji Lee.”

“Hee, hee hee..! Yes, yes…!”

“Are you ready to pay for hitting me?”

“Ugh… It’s unfair! Park Ha-eun spoke strangely first…!”

“Answer.”

There was nothing for me to be afraid of as I was on top of my game while filming a Sixth Sense-level drama with a twist.

The 3rd stage evolution, Ryong Ye-ji, instantly degenerated into Lee Ye-ji, and was just trembling like a poisoned rat in front of me, who was emitting a sinister force.

“Hmm… I’m sorry…”

“If saying sorry is going to end things, then why are there police and why are there laws?”

“Well, what should I do then?”

“There is a different way.”

When Geumtaeyang responded with a friendly smile, Lee Ye-ji covered herself with her arms as if she felt something. But it’s too late. I didn’t say anything until I received my food and sat down at the table, but after taking a spoonful of rice, I began my revenge in earnest.

“Yeji Lee. Chest.”

“What, what!? it’s crazy?? This pervert…!!”

“Oh, the place where I got hit hurts so much. If this continues, I might collapse. If Yeji Lee hadn’t made a unnecessary misunderstanding, this wouldn’t have happened…”

When she acted as if she was going to collapse with exaggerated gestures, Yeji Lee had no choice but to lower her arms covering her chest with a face that looked like she was about to burst into tears.

A chocolate-colored valley visible through the buttons on the top of a dress shirt. I savored it and put a spoonful of rice into my mouth, like I was eating it.

“Hmm. Great taste.”

“A complete pervert… a crazy beast… a voyeur…!”

“That reaction is really delicious.”

Rather, Lee Ye-ji did not know that such selling whetted my appetite even more. A miraculous phenomenon where you can get over the food just by eating bare rice. As I was concentrating on Ye-ji Lee’s chest to feel more of that miracle, Ha-eun Park, who was next to me, started tapping my arm.

“Hey, Jiwoon…”

“uh.”

“I, I too… have breasts…”

“……Crazy.”

The string of reason I was barely able to control was almost broken by the sudden declaration of my heart’s survival. Doesn’t this indirectly allow observation of Mamma Tong? Reason was telling him to take his eyes off Park Ha-eun’s breasts right away, but his eyes had long since left the brain’s jurisdiction and began to act freely.

“Wow… this is so embarrassing…!”

“It’s no use regretting it already, Park Ha-eun. It’s the perfect side dish for rice.”

“Now, wait a minute! Why is the atmosphere suddenly like this!? Look at mine instead! Look at mine!!!”

“Don’t worry. I will savor everything without fail.”

Ye-ji Lee’s chocolate milk and Ha-eun Park’s white milk.

* * *

“Now, the last club experience of the day is… the soccer club!”

After eating, boredom continued for a while. The reason was that I experienced a somewhat calm and quiet place rather than an exciting club. There was no exposure like the swimming team, energy like the volleyball team, or craziness like the bodybuilding club.

But that’s only for a moment. As expected, the one assigned last was the long-awaited soccer team. Every man’s dream. It is a legendary club that is ranked overwhelmingly first in terms of membership.

And, this is where the third heroine of the story exists.

‘Calm down. Let’s just stick to the plan.’

I calmed down and started walking towards the ground.