episode_0046

Perhaps because of the world view, the swimming club member who came to greet us was wearing a neat bikini.

What a desirable worldview this is. I was planning on pooping in the pool if I had worn a rash guard or outerwear, but it didn’t seem necessary, so I tightened my sphincter again. Consider yourself lucky, swimming club.

“My name is Hwang Min-ji, the head of the swimming club, and I will be greeting you today! Since you are a third year student, I will try to speak comfortably from now on?”

“Yes!!!!”

Is it because of my mood that the male students’ answers are especially loud? There was a contrast between the head of the swimming club, who was smiling happily as if he had already expected it, and the female students who were feeling uncomfortable for one reason or another.

Of course, I was also one of those voices. On the left, I could feel Teacher Choi Da-in’s sharp gaze, and on the right, I could feel Park Ha-eun’s unique smiling but stoic look in her eyes.

But Geum Taeyang, if I was going to get this much glare, I wouldn’t have even started. This is why I promised myself that I would capture our swimming team leader without missing a single frame in order to produce an intracerebral video.

“By any chance, how many friends here have written the name of the swimming team on their application for joining the club?”

“Me!!!!!”

“Oh my, there are so many? It’s a little different from what I heard??”

Of course it’s different. Even those who haven’t used it now will have all raised their hands.

Please note that I did not raise my hand. Since ancient times, the Golden Sun has to maintain a certain level of solemnity. Please do not misunderstand that I was not scared by the lasers fired from both sides by the little guys.

“You are the most popular teacher~ How many people wanted to join the swimming club?”

“Let’s see… There are 4 people?”

“But the number of people who raised their hands was more than 10? Sigh. Why is it like that?”

I guess it could be said that being coquettish while knowing everything is typical of a third-year senior. While some of the older sister characters in Miyeon’s poems are calm coolderes like Hong Seol, there are also many characters with beach (not beach) tendencies who show off their toned bodies and show off their sexiness.

Of course, in the latter case, she had to be a virgin. This was because the moment she heard that she had a boyfriend or was reported to have had a boyfriend, her attractiveness plummeted by about 90%. Has a man never experienced such a display of talent? I can’t stand this…

“Jiwoon really likes bikinis, doesn’t he? Teacher, this is my first time knowing this??”

Well… hold on. I can tolerate this. Looking at Choi Da-in’s shadowy face, I felt like I couldn’t bear it anymore.

And, for some reason, it seems like Choi Da-in’s hand, which has been stroking my back for a while, has been tightening… Why are you like this, teacher? Isn’t it possible for high school boys to like bikinis…

“Chi, I think my breasts are bigger…”

“What?”

“Wow! Oh no! I didn’t say anything! Oh, really…!”

Don’t say anything. I heard you muttering to yourself, Haeunhaeun…

Of course, there was no character on campus who could approach Park Ha-eun with Mamma Tong. Considering that this world is still in its infancy, I thought that so-and-so’s mama would have to appear on the pitch to be a competitor.

However, although our swimming team leader was slightly shorter than Park Ha-eun, she was proud of her tall height and cool body. This is the charm of Miyeonsi. Even extra-level supporting roles can show off unique charms.

“Well, there is absolutely no problem even if the applicant and the person who raised their hand are different! After all, club experience activities are a time to find a club you like!”

“It doesn’t seem to be any different…”

“Well then, let’s go~ Those who want to join, please follow me~~”

One female student’s tackle was buried in the voice of Hwang Min-ji, head of the swimming team, and disappeared. In the world of miyeonsi, grades are proof of survival, so a first grader will not be able to beat a third grader.

‘Is it a locker room…’

Perhaps in an effort to give them a clear experience, those who wanted to join were taken to the locker room and given swimsuits. Of course, I was among them. A club where you can see seniors in bikinis every time you come? It felt like it wasn’t a waste of time at all.

“Oh, Jiun-kun. It’s like looking at Michelangelo’s statue of David?”

“It must be Michelangelo’s David statue, you two idiots.”

“Hahaha. Don’t sweat the small stuff, buddy. When should we exercise together? Even though the sunny spring days we had together have faded, now there is another brilliant summer to be born with another green…”

“Just write a poem, write a poem.”

Dong-gun Yoon, who looked at my body and gasped in amazement, started talking to me. In fact, not only Yoon Dong-gun but also other male students could not only talk to me, but were also glancing at my body with envious eyes.

Is this why men, not women, are attracted to having a good body? It is said that 99% of DMs to health YouTubers are men, and this was a moment that indirectly proved that fact.

“And I’m taller than the David statue. In many ways.”

“Yes! It was like that!! According to my experience seeing Jiunkun’s genitals when I was young…”

“You crazy bastard. Why do you say that so loudly?”

I was planning to silence Dong-gun Yoon with his mixed-race swag, but this ridiculous guy looked around and tried to coax me out. Of course, it was a size that had nothing to do with respect, but it was still out of the question to attract men’s attention to one’s genitals.

“That’s it. Where did you use the Hope Club?”

“You? Ah, I am someone who has enjoyed exercising for a long time, and based on the famous saying that a healthy mind resides in a healthy body…”

“No, just the conclusion.”

“Soccer club.”

Yes. It seemed like he couldn’t get into the club that Dong-gun Yoon wanted, even if the producer tried hard to get into it.

If I joined the soccer club like this, I would naturally connect with the remaining heroines, so I didn’t think I had to worry about that. It was a question I was curious about, but thanks to it, I felt like a lump in my heart had disappeared.

“What are men doing!? Isn’t it coming out??”

“Yareyare.. I can hear the mournful cries of the flowers waiting for me again.”

“Please know my cries of sorrow when I look at you like that.”

“Ah, gomen. The man has no intention of planting in my flower bed.”

“Fuck you.”

Oh, I can’t even hit this one.

As I suppressed my anger towards Yoon Dong-gun, I naturally came out of the locker room and headed back to the swimming pool. Okay, let’s calm down. The scene unfolding in front of me right now would be all the female students in my class wearing bikinis, so why should I be this upset?

Let’s start with Park Ha-eun. I have to find Park Ha-eun first and heal my wounded mind and body… Huh?

“No, what the fuck is this.”

Cursing came out of my mouth without me knowing. You might ask why it was suddenly a disease, but I think this was a very reasonable action.

This was because all the girls in the class were wearing regular swimsuits, not bikinis.

And it wasn’t just me who was disappointed. The facial expressions of the male students’ expectations became detached, and only Hwang Min-ji, the head of the swimming club, was looking at us with a sinister smile.

“Ugh, sorry, sorry! In fact, there are separate swimsuits that meet the swimming club standards! What I’m wearing right now is for promotional purposes!!”

It was Hwang Min-ji, who put her finger V to her eyes and took the typical king pose. Are you planning on taking the brunt of the wrath of the energetic male students? Even if you are a 3rd grader, that would be overwhelming, right??

“Still, there is the swim club leader’s bikini that can only be seen today! Are you going to forgive everyone for this??”

“Yes!!!!”

“Hehe, cute, cute. Now let’s go into the water~”

Contrary to my expectations, Hwang Min-ji, who was forgiven for wearing her bikini, went straight into the water and showed off a beautiful dive. The movements were so smooth and natural that I wondered what the Little Mermaid would do if she got legs.

From then on, those who had fallen for the manager’s sugar-coated treatment began to experience the swimming club. They started moving to the pool one by one, following the seniors who were waiting, and most of the male students who had hoped to join after seeing Hwang Min-jiman were experiencing hell because they could not swim.

“Fuhu… Puhu…!”

“Wow… Jiwoon, are you a seal?? I’m really good at swimming!”

Still, while I was in the water, I felt it was a shame to just kill time, so I started running around the pool doing the freestyle I had learned a long time ago. Since it’s been a while since I’ve done this, it was kind of fun, so I was doing it in a trance, and before I knew it, Park Ha-eun, a baby seal, was standing next to me, looking at me.

The sight of him struggling to keep his head afloat in a mere 1.5m pool was filled with a more than lethal dose of cuteness. If there was a cuteness meter like the radiation meter, wouldn’t it have been instantly exposed to radiation and disappeared into the back alley of history?

“Isn’t it too high for you? Then drink some water.”

“I still ate a lot… Am I really full right now? I think I don’t have to eat!”

At the same time, he touched his stomach, which was not protruding at all, and for a moment, he wanted to make himself full in another way. Wouldn’t this make her a truly natural heroine?

It was fortunate that Park Ha-eun’s mom’s pouch was submerged in the water. If even that had tried to ravage my eyes, I wouldn’t be able to tell what choice I would have made.

“It seems like your body floats well on water, but swimming is really difficult, right? I guess I’m out of shape…”

“Yes, of course it has no choice but to float well in water.”

“Woong?”

“…Just pretend you didn’t hear.”

There were as many as two passively installed life-saving tubes on Park Ha-eun’s chest. I thought that even if I couldn’t swim, I wouldn’t die from drowning.

Of course, if I told our pure natural Park Ha-eun this truth, she would burst out in shame, so I had no choice but to bury it in my heart.

“Oh my, are you really good at swimming? What’s your name?”

“…Lee Ji-woon.”

“Ah, Lee Ji-woon! Jiwoon~ You are the famous Lee Jiwoon??”

The person who approached through the water like a sea shark was none other than Hwang Min-ji, the head of the swimming club. Seeing her drenched in water, I felt like she was tempting me, even though she probably didn’t mean to.

…No, is that actually true? This distance feels strangely close.

“Your body is nice~ Can I touch it??”

“No, I don’t particularly care about other people touching me…”

“Wow! It’s really hard~ It’s my first time in a body like this, really~”

As soon as she asked if I could touch her, she fearfully raised her hand to my chest. If this is going to be the case, why did you ask? It would be less absurd if I said it in a definite form.

“Where did you get your tan?? nature? Or at a tanning salon??”

“It’s a tanning shop, but… put your hands away first…”

“Aaa~ Look at those abs! Really, if you lay your head here and sleep, you won’t have any wishes…”

match!

Just as Hwang Min-ji was starting to rush at her too much, and she was starting to feel uncomfortable, an arm suddenly came out and hit her hand hard.

I was surprised because the light hitting sound could be heard even at a glance, and Hwang Min-ji, who was hit squarely on the back of the hand, was even more surprised and had no choice but to throw her body back.

The face that had been smiling leisurely had suddenly hardened, and Hwang Min-ji’s eyes could only keep watching Park Ha-eun next to me. Because the person who dyed her hands red was none other than Park Ha-eun.

“I’m really sorry…!! That’s right… I didn’t mean to do that…!”

“……..”

“I am truly sorry…!!”

Park Ha-eun, who had lost focus, soon came back to her senses and kept lowering her head. She was so nervous that she was almost in tears, but from Hwang Min-ji’s perspective, she seemed more embarrassed than angry.

“What… are you… your girlfriend…?”

“Yes? no. That’s not it.”

“Ah, ummm… I-I see… I see?”

She continued to look alternately at the swollen back of her hand and at Park Ha-eun. If my junior had confronted me when I was hit, I would have had something to say, but I was in a situation where it was pointless to say anything as I continued to nod until my head was in the water.

“….small…small…!!”

“Okay, so can you take my face out of the water? That kid is going to die.”

“Puhaa…!! Sorry!!!”

When I grabbed her shoulders and forced her face away, it was Park Ha-eun who kept apologizing with a still tearful expression on her face. Hwang Min-ji must have been fed up by this point, so he just shook his head and rubbed his itchy forehead with his hand.

“That’s it. Looking at the reaction, it doesn’t really seem like it was done on purpose.”

“……..”

“I’m going to go look after the other kids. Tsk.. Be nice to your girlfriend, Jiwoon.”

“No, I’m not saying she’s not my girlfriend… She’s gone.”

Without even listening to my last words, Hwang Min-ji went back into the water like a mermaid and quickly swam far away.

Meanwhile, Park Ha-eun was still fiddling with her hands with a confused look on her face. It’s as if he doesn’t even understand himself.

“I.. why on earth did I do that…?”

“Okay, don’t worry about it. Anyway, I felt uncomfortable with that senior touching my body.”

“Well, it was like that… I’d be glad if that was the case…”

Still, Park Ha-eun returned to her usual face again due to comfort, not mine. As was the case at the soup restaurant before, does he sometimes have a tendency to act unexpectedly when a switch is turned on?

The hand movements hidden behind that cute face were quite spicy, so all I could think about was not to press that sudden action switch from now on. The problem is that you don’t know what that switch is.

‘…I’m sure it’s not jealousy.’

I just erased the trivial thoughts from my mind and headed towards Teacher Choi Da-in, who was calling us.