episode_0038

Li Youhong quickly returned to her desk, pulled out a thick student roster from the drawer, and handed it to Lin Yi.

“Dr. Lin, this is our school’s student roster. It contains detailed records of each student’s hobbies, characteristics, and physical data. As the school’s health physician, you must carefully manage and familiarize yourself with this information. You can use it to analyze the students’ psychological issues.”

The three-centimeter-thick roster felt heavy in his hands.

Lin Yi raised an eyebrow.

Being the school’s health physician seemed like an important job—one he had absolutely no experience in. Could he really just grit his teeth and accept it?

“Understood. Are there any other formalities required?” Li Youhong asked.

“Just take a photo, and I’ll send you a digital copy of the roster on my phone. Fill it out and send it back to me.”

Li Youhong took out her phone and snapped a picture of Lin Yi’s face with a click.

“Your working hours are from 9 AM to 11 AM in the morning, and 3 PM to 5 PM in the afternoon. There’s basically no overtime at night. The school provides meals and dormitory accommodations. After social insurance deductions, your monthly salary is 8,900 yuan, with an additional 1,100 yuan in subsidies and nutritional supplements.”

Such generous conditions?

Instantly, the three-centimeter-thick roster in Lin Yi’s hands felt much lighter.

Sometimes, a job isn’t about what you have—it’s about what the other side needs.

You know, I’ve always been a qualified health physician, passionate about working with students to address their mental and physical well-being.

[Main Quest: I Love Being a Teacher—Everyone is a Good Wing for the Master, Everyone is the Master’s Delicious Little Child 😋]

[Quest Requirement: Educate the students of Yucai Middle School. Make them understand that a man’s dignity cannot be challenged—they must learn to respect their teacher and elders! And willingly offer up their…]

[Quest Reward: 15 Free Attribute Points]

[Go for it, big bro! Charge!!!]

The voice of a bratty girl rang out.

The text appearing in his field of vision now had the bratty girl’s voiceover.

Educate?

How?

With the Big Gentle Stick?

“Oh, and since this is a school, there are no weekends off—only Sundays. You also don’t have to work during winter and summer breaks. Do you have any other requests, Dr. Lin?”

After adding each other on WeChat, Li Youhong sent Lin Yi the digital roster he needed to fill out.

“…Are the students’ psychological issues really that severe?”

Lin Yi hesitated for a few seconds before asking the question he most wanted answered.

At an ordinary high school, even if there were psychological issues, how bad could they really be? Most were probably just academic stress.

“Extremely severe. They’re all desperate for boyfriends, but this is an all-girls school—we can’t admit male students. Ordinary male teachers aren’t up to our standards, and even if they were, they’d only last a week before needing replacement. It’s just too troublesome. But you, Dr. Lin—you’re different. You were personally recommended by Dr. Li, so you must be exceptional.”

Li Youhong gave a thumbs-up, her expression full of admiration for Lin Yi.

“…??”

For a moment, Lin Yi didn’t quite grasp what Li Youhong meant. By the time he processed it, Li Huayu, standing beside him, had already answered:

“Dr. Lin’s medical skills aren’t as refined as mine, but his foundation is rock-solid. Extremely impressive.”

“Just as I thought! Dr. Li, I can’t thank you enough.”

Li Youhong shook Li Huayu’s hands gratefully.

You’re something else.

Lin Yi curled his lips and flipped Li Huayu the middle finger.

Damn, I’ve been thrown into a brothel and treated like livestock.

An entire all-girls school—each grade in high school alone had at least a thousand students, and while middle school had fewer, it still numbered in the hundreds.

The roster in his hands, which had felt lighter just moments ago, now weighed heavily again.

Li Huayu and Li Youhong didn’t see him as a disrespected man—but they also didn’t see him as a man at all.

“Dr. Lin, you can collect ten boxes of 001 from my office every day. If you don’t like that type, just let procurement know—they’ll buy whatever you prefer. And if you really don’t want that, medication is also an option. As a health physician, you must be well-versed in this area, so I don’t need to explain what kind of pills to get, right?”

Her hair slightly disheveled, Li Youhong’s pretty face twisted into a shadowy smile.

Kinda scary.

“……”

Lin Yi really wanted to refuse, but it was clear he had no choice—he was already in too deep.

But that didn’t mean he was powerless.

“Fine. But as the health physician, I should have full authority in handling the students’ psychological well-being. No matter what methods I use, you can’t interfere.”

“No problem, no problem! As long as you can treat the students’ health issues, I won’t get in your way.”

“Good.”

Lin Yi quickly filled out the form and sent it back to Li Youhong.

“Welcome to Yucai Middle School. Please make full use of our students—comfort them with your professional ethics.”

Li Youhong was utterly pleased.

“No problem.”

Lin Yi grinned confidently.

They might treat me like livestock, but I won’t let them.

His Overclocked Punishment Mode consumed 20% of his stamina but lasted five minutes. During that time, anyone under its influence would obey his every word.

And if skin-to-skin contact was involved, the effect would amplify—the target would follow his commands to the letter.

Including climaxing.

He refused to believe the entire school was full of desperate women.

Even if 30% of them were, Yucai Middle School had 4,000 students—that meant 1,200 needed comforting.

Using his ability three times a day would drain 60% of his stamina, totaling fifteen minutes.

With sixty students per classroom, he could easily handle a hundred in a minute—just a quick brush through the crowd.

Leaving the principal’s office, he was immediately met by two nurses in white coats, each carrying a small bag.

“You must be Dr. Lin. We’re the school nurses—from now on, we’ll be under your direction.”

“Dr. Lin, would you like to visit the health station now? Or would you prefer to wait until your official start tomorrow?”

Though they wore masks, the pity in their eyes was unmistakable.

Lin Yi chuckled.

Pitying me?

“Take me there first.”

“Of course. Dr. Li, will you be joining us?”

“No, I still have to complete my enrollment paperwork. It’s a bit complicated—I’ll catch up with you later, Lin Yi. I believe in your abilities.”

Li Huayu pressed her lips together, reluctant to leave, but turned and walked away first.

“Right this way.”

The two nurses led the way while Lin Yi followed.

They arrived at a spacious clearing with a two-story building resembling a rural clinic. Lush greenery surrounded it, along with a dedicated basketball court, badminton court, and parking spaces.

The first floor had four rooms: a standard lounge, two storage rooms for medicine, and a standard examination room.

The second floor had four larger rooms: a “Love Room,” a waterbed room, a couples’ room, and a specially designed oversized bedroom.

“Dr. Lin, this is the current setup of the health station. Do you have any special requests?”

One of the nurses spoke up.

Lin Yi noticed their name tags: “Red” and “Blue.”

Were those their surnames—or codenames?

“Miss Red, please announce the new health station procedures to the school today. First, you two will handle physical ailments—I’ll only take psychological and physiological health cases. Second, appointments for my sessions must be made at least one day in advance.”

“Understood, Dr. Lin.”

Red nodded.

Blue pointed outside. “Dr. Lin, what about the students who came today?”

Hm?

Lin Yi stepped outside to look.

Over a dozen female students with glowing red eyes were peering eagerly into the health station.

“It’s true? There’s really a health teacher now?”

“Of course! I saw him—why would I lie about this?”

Just then, Lin Yi’s figure was spotted by the group.

Instantly, the girls’ expressions twisted with hunger—like starving zombies catching sight of fresh meat.

Panting heavily, they shoved and jostled their way into the health station.

“🥵 It’s time for the Milky Way.”