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The gallery was in chaos!

It’s the nature of the world to be flustered when someone you thought was dead casually greets you.

It was a way to suspect voice phishing pretending to be someone else.

Title: What the hell

Is that really Jooddak? Is it a ghost? Fake Jooddak?

ㄴJooddak yaaaahhh

ㄴI see a ghost… I must be dead too

ㄴYeah, I’m already dead…

ㄴIs this the afterlife…? But in the afterlife, there’s cola and chicken…? The afterlife seems like a livable place…

ㄴSeeing weird posts, it seems like it’s the afterlife, right?

ㄴDamn, I just saw it

ㄴKyaaaahhh

ㄴOf course, this is the afterlife, haha

ㄴThere’s no way this is reality, absolutely not, no way~ This is not reality~~ It doesn’t make sense that there’s no busty childhood friend or a 27cm Excalibur sword, haha

ㄴGallery folks…

ㄴWhat kind of reality are you looking for…

Title: You’re not Jooddak!!!!!

How can someone die and come back to life!!!!!

ㄴThe auction house, chicken, cola, and Jooddak all came back, but still doesn’t seem like Jooddak

ㄴSo Jooddak is an academy female student?

ㄴSeriously, this needs an explanation

ㄴExplain if it’s really Jooddak

ㄴJooddak) Ban me and you’ll know

ㄴDamn, it seems like it’s Jooddak

ㄴLook at that decisive attitude haha

ㄴLook at that firmness haha, with a sword like that, it must be Jooddak

ㄴI’m a current gallery member, and this is definitely Jooddak, I can prove it

ㄴOh, this seems reliable, it looks like it’s true

ㄴDon’t lie down… it’s dying while standing…

ㄴJooddak) Those who want to die standing, line up

ㄴStand straight, Hatsan…!

ㄴYeah haha, I already lay down flat haha

ㄴI have to live for now haha, I can taste the full set of chicken, cola, pizza, and spicy chicken haha

ㄴOh haha, I can’t resist that haha

─Jooddak

Title: Foolish

Since when did you think you were dead?

From now on, I will stand on top of the gallery.

ㄴHaha, Jooddak is the best

ㄴDid Jooddak ever say he was dead?

ㄴ(Information) We thought he was dead

ㄴThat’s right haha

ㄴJooddak resurrected from hell…!

ㄴJooddak resurrection…! Revival…!!!!!!!!

ㄴI believed Jooddak would come back, for sure

ㄴThis guy just wrote ‘Jooddak not a scam?’ ‘He’s really dead, you jerk haha’

ㄴOh haha

ㄴJooddak) Get out haha

ㄴHaha, he’s like a sword haha

ㄴGet rid of the betrayers!!!!!

ㄴYeah, all bats must die haha

Title: But how did Jooddak do it?

Seriously, is it a gallery error?

ㄴIt can’t be a gallery error, right?

ㄴIt’s strange that everything suddenly returned to normal

ㄴOh, the auction house is restored

ㄴCola!!!!!

ㄴI missed chicken ㅠㅠ

ㄴEven if Jooddak comes back, the elves still won’t have chicken, right?

ㄴAh.

ㄴHaha, there’s no way the missing chicken will appear, you’re stating the obvious haha

ㄴYou guys won’t have the chicken you couldn’t eat!!!!! Ever!! In the future!!!! Never!!!!! Gay!!!!

ㄴEven if you cry, beg, rip your panties, and tap dance on the table, there won’t be any chicken haha, go back haha

ㄴIt’s a festival atmosphere, don’t bring up intestines haha

ㄴWell, people don’t die and come back to life

It seems it was just a simple gallery error.

Most of the gallery folks thought so.

Because it doesn’t make sense for someone to die and come back to life!

However, the opposite of what the gallery folks thought was proven to be true in the stock market.

Once again, the thoughts of the gallery members were wrong.

─Jooddak

Title: Not a gallery error

(Soothing the tired.jpg)

Phew haha, almost died

ㄴDamn haha, this is crazy

ㄴDid he really die and come back to life?

– What the hell, was it possible to resurrect?

– LOL, is this some kind of special gallery event? Like a one-time resurrection deal?

– Is there even a possibility for something like that to exist?

– Well, considering the weird stuff that always comes into the gallery, who knows LOL

– The first visitor to the underworld in the gallery, wow, how is the underworld? Are there many busty ladies?

– LOL, what the heck, hahaha

– Wow, hahaha, what the heck, hahaha, hahaha

– Is this a human or an animal? LOL

– Disqualified as a human, but passes as an animal, LOL

– The busty lady is guarding the underworld… Hey, what’s that thing in your pants?

– (Takes off pants)

– (A giant acorn appears instead of a giant banana)

– Hm… it was a mistake.

– Damn, LOL, at least make it rain giant things in my dreams!!!!!!!

– Absolutely not, LOL, there’s no way the gallery owner would wield such a weapon, LOL

– If the busty lady is guarding the underworld, why bother coming back to life?

– Is this the underworld? No, it’s paradise, I’ll live here forever

– Get out of here LOL

– The man who was kicked out of the underworld LOL, one-time resurrection LOL

– Underworld dropout LOL

Suddenly, he was resurrected as a human.

It’s no surprise that chaos erupted in the gallery.

Those who were turned into regular malicious users in the underworld, only to be forced back into the underworld, were in the same boat.

【Gallery Administrator Chat】

– (Plant Druid) What happened,,, what’s going on,,,?? How did we start bleeding!!!!!

– (Resurrected) I got a little hurt but I’m fine now, it’s all good

– (Plant Druid) You came back to life?

– (Resurrected) It’s unfair to go before the elf, right? LOL

– (Plant Druid) Why am I the benchmark!!!!

– (Resurrected) It’s unfair to go before the elf, right? LOL I’ll have to live until I’m wearing dentures and smearing poop on the wall with a cane while trolling the gallery LOL

– (Resurrected) Anyway, the elf and the troll will be here soon, so it won’t take long. Maybe 3 years?

– (Plant Druid) I’ll live for 300 years instead of 3 years!!!!!!!!

– (Plant Druid) Resurrected, someday I’ll take care of you with my own hands, so live long!!!!

– (Demon King) Wow, you can see ghosts… The world has changed a lot these days, even ghosts are trolling… o0o

– (Resurrected) The world where ghosts can ban people has come

– (Demon King) Wow!!! Power-abusing ghost!! A fake resurrected ghost abusing power~~

– (Resurrected) I’m not fake

– (Demon King) Demon King Quiz~ What is the favorite chest of the resurrected~~~

– (Resurrected) Hmm, that’s a tough one;

– (Demon King) Pass~~~

– (Resurrected) ?

– (Resurrected) I haven’t even answered yet.

– (Demon King) Those who automatically pass by pondering with their chests are 90% likely to be the resurrected~~ The probability of the resurrected being a pervert is over 90%~~

– (Resurrected) Damn

– (Demon King) But it’s a relief that you seem okay~~

It was unfair, but it seemed like the right thing to say, so the resurrected let it go.

While chatting like this, they waited for the last remaining resurrected to appear, but for some reason, they didn’t seem to show up.

– (Resurrected) Where’s the hero?

– (Hero) I’m… right here…!

– (Resurrected) Hero, can you see me…?

– (Hero) Wow…

– (Hero) I can see you very well…! Very clearly!

– (Hero) But more importantly… are you okay…?

– (Resurrected) Yeah, I’m fine, nothing to worry about

– (Hero) That’s a relief…

The resurrected thought about playing a prank on the hero, but decided against it.

Since everyone seemed fine, there was nothing to worry about.

As the chat ended, the gallery remained chaotic with the cliffhanger of the resurrected being the new god of the gallery.

Title: It’s definitely the resurrected guy

But the fact that he died is also true;;;

The possibility of dying and then being reborn? Close to 100%

Title) Embracing the Villainess Reborn 1.txt

“Reincarnating as a villainess after death, like the trendy ‘Embracing the Villainess’ trope, was a cliché.”

Perhaps Jooddak also reincarnated as a villainess.

If you refute, my words are correct.

Oh my.

Could it be that she was reborn as a villainess?

The academy female student has gone off the deep end.

Isn’t it natural to follow the trend?

Jooddak also died once to follow the trend and was resurrected as a villainess.

Haha, the genuine feelings of Jooddak as a villainess set.

I… feel so embarrassed…

Hehe, my eyes are rolling back.

Gosh, this is so uncomfortable…

Damn, is this hell?

No, it’s heaven. From today, I support Jooddak the villainess.

I’ll also work hard to become a target for the villainess set from today.

So you weren’t a target before?

No, I was already a target?

This bastard, haha.

─Hellish Degenerate Instructor Discussion Board

Title) The Villainess Jooddak of Mockery 1.txt

“It’s amusing to lower oneself. Hehe.”

Jooddak unfolds her fan.

Crossing her legs, revealing a slight elegance… and her cold eyes.

She sneers at the trembling gallery members.

But she also has a weakness… falling into a rage after being targeted by the gallery’s trash comments.

“These trash people deserve to die…”

With tear-filled eyes, she deals with the gallery members one by one…

And among them, she notices the frequently seen hateful commenter, Gonic…

Summoning Gonic as a special gallery bonus…

If you don’t want to be banned, you have to lick her feet and accept the humiliation.

Ugh, it’s annoying. Someone else continue writing.

I’m going to eat chicken. Bye.

?????

You son of a b****, what if you stop here?!!!!!

Hurry up and continue writing, you b******!!!!

I took off my pants!!!!

Where’s episode 2?? Where’s episode 2?? Where’s episode 2?? Where’s episode 2??

Here is a list of despicable authors who only write episode 1.

Continue the series, or I’ll come and poop in front of your house!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, I brought a rooster!!!!

Why did you bring a rooster, you b******? Haha…

Oh… f***ing gallery b******!!!!

Title) The World Has Gone Crazy lol

(High stock price breakthrough.jpg)

Jooddak resurrected and is going crazy lol

Damn, she disappeared in madness lol Yeah lol, full buy signal is up lol

Jooddak’s resurrection << Buy signal

Damn, the buy signal is too fast lol

It's a chance that won't come again. Is it easy for someone to die and wake up again?

Jooddak's revival is a good sign lol

A once-in-a-lifetime opportunity lol

I missed it lol

Damn, the market is booming when I woke up

Please… Jooddak, can you just die one more time?

These crazy b******, but I agree. Please, Jooddak, just die once more and come back.

Title) "Oh, right, right, it's surprising, but that's the truth."

"Jooddak died, but she was resurrected."

"She revived the gallery that was on a major decline."

"And she instantly restored the continental economy."

"Yeah, bro."

(Slightly heartwarming.jpg)

Jooddak was right.

Thank you for restoring my seed money!!!!!!!!!!!!

Overwhelming gratitude!!!!!!!!

No one doubted Jooddak, right? Haha

Wow, today tears kept flowing while eating delicious food thanks to Jooddak…

Damn, what's with the sudden worship?

Sudden worship is not allowed.

Title) Bond Market Update

(Rebounding Bond Prices.jpg)

Those who sold their bonds are now regretting it lol

ㄴThe chicken disappeared, what the heck!!

ㄴThe chicken disappeared and why are we trading this sh*t

ㄴWhoever picked up what was thrown, who are you lol

ㄴThere are some hidden deals from the Emperor's side under the guise of welfare concepts

ㄴKek lol, those Gallers who suffered losses are losers lol

ㄴYeah lol, not me lol

ㄴThis is not right

ㄴIf you're screwed, just stay screwed!!!!!

ㄴIt's absurd to suddenly come back to life!!!!!

ㄴAh f*ck, I should have held on until I died

ㄴWow, it's the first time I've seen someone come back to life after dying lol

ㄴFor real lol, never seen someone resurrect after 1000 years lol

ㄴUnless it's an administrative error, I haven't seen it

ㄴThis situation is ridiculous lol, expecting the bond market to resurrect after going to sh*t? Just gamble, f*cking gamble lol

ㄴThis is not gambling, it's suicide

Title) It's not that Judaki came back to life

He ran away because he was afraid of death, for real lol

ㄴDamn lol

ㄴSaying nonsense confidently makes it sound right lol

ㄴExactly, how can a person come back to life lol

Title) "Do not doubt."

How can you doubt Judaki?

Would you doubt the rising sun of tomorrow?

ㄴ"Believe, do not doubt."

ㄴ"I do not die."

ㄴJudaki ㅠㅠㅠ

ㄴSob sob Judaki ㅠㅠ

ㄴRestore my seed money… He led all the Gallers…

ㄴBook of Judaki 1:1

ㄴJudaki has never banned anyone. The gallery bans on its own.

ㄴJudaki has never deleted a post. Posts disappear on their own.

ㄴEven gods can shed tears. The day Judaki was born. It was understandable.

ㄴWhen Judaki closes his eyes, night falls upon the world.

ㄴJudaki does not sneeze. He learned that sneezing causes earthquakes.

ㄴAfter seeing the stock market recover, I suddenly feel how amazing Judaki is ㅇㅇ;;

ㄴDamn, the praise for Judaki is overwhelming lol

Title) Thank you, Judaki…

(Pretty White Chest.jpg)

I was crying because my seed money was burning

I'm thirsty for a kiss…

ㄴWhy aren't you giving me a kiss?

ㄴWho are you?

ㄴDamn lol, your reaction is so cold

ㄴ(If you look like this, don't even try.)

ㄴIsn't Gallers' daily life ordinary? lol

ㄴIt's okay since it's part of daily life lol (shivering)

Title) Kek lol, screamed "Chicken Yes" lol

(Profit Margin Breaking Through.jpg)

Kek lololol

ㄴThis is insane, it's crazy

ㄴThe off-market trading is exploding right now, what's going on

ㄴShould I sell now? Should I buy more?? My head hurts so much

ㄴCan we buy guild stocks? I'm not sure after looking at the financial statements

ㄴDamn, why are you looking at it, just buy it lol

ㄴDon't believe in Judaki? Kek lol

ㄴBuy Judaki-themed stocks

ㄴWhat the heck are Judaki-themed stocks?? Why are these kinds of stocks popping up

ㄴChicken Merchant Guild themed stocks?

ㄴWhat the hell is this lol

– This is a place where they research chicken.

– I bought shares of a guild that researches chicken, haha.

– Chicken? I should buy some right away, haha.

– You didn't invest in chicken-related theme stocks? Haha, you didn't invest in chicken stocks? Haha, they say it's a money-making opportunity?

"Truly insane…."

The Emperor, watching the scene of madness, shook his head in disbelief.

And naturally, he followed the flow of the times.

He pushed his seed money into the fire!

In the world of the blind, the one-eyed man survives by gouging out his own eye.

The Emperor quickly joined the blind and pressed the buy button.

"Ersha. Did the investment succeed?"

"Yes. I invested in chicken theme stocks."

"Fast. Ersha. Well done."

"Thank you, Your Majesty."

"How did it come to this…."

He had hoped that the chicken would disappear.

But after experiencing the aftermath, the Emperor's thoughts changed.

If the chicken disappears, it is possible for the kingdom to be slowly devoured.

The problem is, if the chicken disappears, the continent will also crumble.

A dilemma of life and death…!

A situation where neither choice is satisfying has arisen.

"Could it be that raising influence was to anticipate even this aspect?"

What a fearsome fellow….

The Emperor couldn't hide his confusion and yet couldn't conceal his joy at the news of the chicken's return.

"Ersha. Shall we celebrate the return of the chicken by eating together?"

"Of course, Your Majesty."

The return of chicken and cola was a joyous occasion.

The Emperor, too, had unknowingly become deeply immersed in the culture of the gallery, addicted.

The world was going crazy and engulfed in madness.

Meanwhile, there was someone who couldn't hide their anxious heart.

"Judging by the situation… it seems dangerous. I must make a wish."

Queen Beatrice of the Osen Kingdom, who sensed the change.