episode_0030

【Brother, I think now’s the perfect time to assign you a task—punish this woman who delivered herself to you!】

“So what kind of desire powers you, anyway? It doesn’t have to be this kind of thing, right?”

【Oh, this? Well, it’s just a personal quirk of mine. I love watching you get all lovey-dovey with other women, especially when you… hehehe, so fun to watch~】

Lin Yi took a deep breath.

If he could, he’d yank this system out of his head and beat it to a pulp.

No—torture it.

Make it suffer with the very thing it loved watching.

【By the way, Brother, since I’ve woken up, I’ve revamped that ugly old system interface and redesigned some of your stats. They’re much better now. Just a few finishing touches left, so I’ll be busy for a bit. You can check everything out properly later.】

【First, let me show you the most important stat—Desire Value.】

Instantly,

a silver inscription appeared in Lin Yi’s vision.

The center was blank, currently displaying 0%.

【This is the Desire Value you need to collect. Every time it reaches 100%, you can activate a ten-minute invincible state. It’s simple—just like gathering energy in a game to unlock overpowered abilities.】

“What’s the point?”

【Hmm, think of it like becoming Superman. Your mind and body get enhanced, and your Superman brain will tell you to use your Superman strength to punish these women. Basically, you’ll be unstoppable.】

【Oh, and your new special task is ready~ Don’t forget to complete it.】

【Special Task: (——) Possession】

【Task Description: Fill in the blank. You know what to do.】

【Reward: 5 free attribute points.】

【Failure Penalty: All stamina deducted.】

【Friendly Reminder: The system is currently updating. Some pages, like the system panel, are temporarily unavailable. Estimated time: 10 minutes.】

“Hm? What’s on your mind?”

Luo Tianyou lowered her hands from Lin Yi’s face, pulled her forehead away, then reached behind her to remove her white bra and casually tossed it into the bathtub, where it floated.

Her voice was a mix of temptation and threat.

“Relax, Lin Yi. It’s just the two of us here. No one will know if you eat.”

Lin Yi hesitated for a few seconds before making up his mind.

………

Luo Tianyou’s expression grew strange, her lips occasionally letting out odd sounds.

………

Lin Yi could feel her body trembling slightly. Just as he was about to lift his head, her hands suddenly clamped down, holding him in place.

They stayed like that, Luo Tianyou’s cheeks flushed like she’d had a sip of wine—

savoring, lingering.

Then she felt something pressing uncomfortably against her.

How suggestive…

She remembered reading somewhere that the more innocent someone looked, the stronger their desires tended to be.

“Lin Yi, you’re so naughty~ Acting all reluctant when your body’s begging for it!”

Lin Yi: “……”

Who wouldn’t lose their mind seeing a body like yours?

Every inch of her was alluring—flawless skin, an elegant neck, plump curves, a slender waist, a graceful spine, toned legs, delicate feet…

In his vision,

the Mark of Hundred Heroes pulsed,

its progress now at 20%.

Luo Tianyou smiled faintly, thoroughly enjoying Lin Yi’s expression as she leaned in, her lips brushing his ear, her breath warm:

“Lin Yi… want me to help you?”

Things like this only had two options—zero times, or infinite times. There was no “last time.”

If she really helped him…

But what about the system task?

Lin Yi’s conflicted expression didn’t escape Luo Tianyou’s notice.

Her red lips curled into a lazy, indulgent smile as she slumped against him, her pale hand tracing his face until her fingertips grazed his lips.

“Lin Yi… really don’t want my help?”

Squelch!

Lin Yi clamped a hand over her mouth.

“Luo Tianyou, you asked for this!”

……

The Mark of Hundred Heroes steadily climbed.

50%.

60%.

70%.

80%.

Finally stopping at 99%.

……

“Mwah~”

So impressive.

Luo Tianyou lay in the bathtub, limbs weak, watching Lin Yi.

“This stays between us, right? You won’t tell anyone?”

Lin Yi stood by the bathroom door, wrapping a towel around his waist.

“Of course. It’s our secret. Besides…” She licked her lips. “I’m not done eating yet.”

“……”

Lin Yi turned and left, returning to the living room to pour two glasses of cola.

【Brother, the system upgrade’s done~ Wanna check it out?】

【You’ve also got those 5 attribute points to assign.】

Lin Yi sighed and opened the panel.

—

Lin Yi (My Toy)

Stamina: 12 (About as strong as a woman who occasionally works out. But stamina isn’t just about strength~ It’s endurance, hardness…)

Charm: 10 (Irresistible. Everyone loves you.)

Luck: 7 (A bit unlucky, huh? Every woman you meet is trouble.)

Technique: 7 (Needs practice. You’re seriously lacking in skills. If only you could impregnate someone with a glance—then you’d be unstoppable.)

Free Attribute Points: 5 (My advice? Dump them all into Charm. That way, you can seduce even more women~)

Skill: Platinum Star (Brother’s time is just too short…)

Passive: Final Blow (No one can handle it. You’re invincible, Brother.)

Innate Talents: Lv. 4 Writing, Lv. 1 Cooking

Current Missions:

Main Quest: Write a male-targeted novel that shakes the market.

Side Quest: Invite Someone to Dinner (Reward: Active Skill “Hands of Ecstasy”—a god-tier ability. You have to get this, Brother.)

—

The “upgraded” system was just the old one with snarky commentary tacked on.

Lin Yi wanted to ignore the words after his name, but he couldn’t even argue.

Stuck with this bratty system, failing tasks meant death—so calling him its toy wasn’t even wrong.

“System, can I just fuck you instead?”

Lin Yi’s eye twitched.

【Eh? Ehhh?! Sorry, Brother~ Not possible right now. Out of reach. 🤏】

Damn it.

This top-tier brat.

One day, he’d find a way to shut her up for good.

【Brother, you should put those 5 points into Stamina. You’re too weak right now. Every woman around you could easily pin you down and have her way with you. If you want to resist, you’ll need at least 30 Stamina to even stand a chance.】

30…

Are these women even human?!

The average man only had 7 Stamina.

With no other choice, Lin Yi dumped all his points into Stamina.

Like the brat said, if he wanted to face those women head-on, he at least needed to avoid getting knocked flat instantly.

“Also, why did the Mark stop at 99%?”

【Oh, I am a biologist. I do know what chili peppers are. And I do like pecking birds~】