episode_0029

T, this is not it!

“Seo, the chance of running away increases with the first attack!”

“Yes, that’s exactly right. Monsters will now be slow to act because they’re drooling at the sight of the saintess.”

No, I did explain it that way earlier, but this is… .

That’s different from what I thought!

“This, this is just fascinating… .”

“Yes?”

“Ugh… .”

But I couldn’t argue with the message written in the status window.

Isn’t it impossible for this person to see or know about it?

“What’s wrong, Asia? It’s a good thing.”

“No, that’s… .”

I didn’t want to become some kind of saint of some strange religion…

***

Eventually I had no choice but to accept reality.

There was no evidence to suggest that it was an unfair contract.

Unreasonable…! So unreasonable!

“Hmm, I’m not sure, but isn’t it a good thing to be a high-ranking person in a religion?”

“That religion is weird… sigh… .”

I’m becoming a saint to those with abnormal sexual desires. It’s already dizzying.

Surely you wouldn’t ask me to do something like that, calling it a religious ritual?

We were walking down the street back to our accommodation.

On the way back, I was very nervous about having to deal with slimes, but out of the blue, South opened a secret passage for us.

Secret passage… It was a ladder that led directly to the village.

Who in the world would design an underground sewer like this, but it is inevitable for the convenience of the game.

As you progress through the game, you’ll need to stop by frequently, but how annoying would it be if you had to fight through monsters every time you went there?

So, smart developers have created direct passages so that once you enter the map, you can move back and forth easily.

This game seemed like one of the countless doujin games that adopted that idea.

And this fact suggests only one thing.

The fact that I will be getting involved with that cult a lot in the future!

“Hoo… .”

Thinking like this, I was barely able to understand.

Yeah, that’s the flow of the story. You just have to follow it.

Let’s think positively.

I don’t know for sure yet, but if she’s a saint, she’s gained the favor of the church, and it’s a relief to have an ally.

… Of course, we will have to wait and see if they are really allies.

That’s not all.

Sword! I got a new sword too!

South Inspiration gave me the exclusive weapon of the sect as he had initially promised.

First of all, it didn’t feel like anything particularly special, and the only unique thing about it was that the handle was heart-shaped?

Of course, it is much more durable and sharp than the cheap 5,000 gold sword I used to use.

If I had known this would happen, I wouldn’t have bought the sword.

As expected, you shouldn’t buy entry-level equipment carelessly.

This is because you will level up quickly and need new equipment, and weapons of similar level often drop in the game.

So I tried to get rid of the iron sword right away, but… .

“Even so, isn’t 500 gold too much?”

“Well, it’s used… .”

No, it’s a used item that’s almost like new!

The sword I bought for 5000 gold is only worth 500 gold when I sell it?

I grumbled to myself, thinking that this was a natural thing in this world.

Yeah… that’s how the game is… .

In the end, I had to adapt to this absurdity by recalling the game theory of everything.

Oh, I shouldn’t get used to this kind of thing.

“So what do we do now, Asia?”

“Um… .”

Her words took me a moment to ponder my future plans.

I think I’ve seen all the events there are to see in this town.

It was a bit creepy, but there was also a magic shop event, and rumors of ghosts being seen in the sewers… .

“So what was the ghost in the end? Was it that old man?”

“Hmm… That person knew the secret passage, so of course he would have gone in and out through it, right?”

I guess so?

When I think about it, it’s strange.

The rumor itself was that ghosts were seen in the sewer, but in reality, all we saw was slime and a suspicious secret religion.

The only person who would come and go there would be South Yeong-gang, and even he would use a secret passage, so it would be difficult to encounter him in the waterway.

“… Huh?”

If you think about it, the premise itself is strange.

“Karin, you said that the guy who cleaned the culvert told you this story, right?”

“Yeah, that’s right. I saw it once and never saw it again.”

“… How did that guy get into a place full of slime like this to clean up?”

“Huh?”

Yeah, that’s true.

It’s common knowledge that village NPCs usually have little combat power, but they’re going to clean up the sewers swarming with slimes that aren’t even immune to physical attacks?

“Besides, if people came and went like that, I don’t think they would have made a secret religious base there.”

“… I see, that’s true.”

Of course, it’s too much to expect common sense in a night game, but even taking that into account, this situation is a little strange.

Well, it’s either that or it’s not.

It could just be that the production team threw in a setting they didn’t want to bother thinking about the probability of.

“Did you deceive me…! That guy!”

Karin shouted with a shocked face.

“Do you remember that person’s face?”

“Umm… I don’t remember very well because I only saw it once… .”

Seeing as Karin doesn’t remember, I guess they just roughly made up the story… .

“Oh, right. That’s what it was. With the overalls and round hat… Huh?”

Karin, who had been mumbling and thinking for a while, pointed to a man passing by us and said this.

A man wearing overalls and a round hat.

Isn’t that just that guy?

“That’s him! That’s him, Asia!”

No, it was probable!

I took back what I had said to the production team for making a hasty and improbable scene, and I ran straight after him.

“Wait! Wait! ”

“Yes?”

I thought he would run away or something, but surprisingly, the man turned towards us without any problems.

“… Uh, that, maybe… .”

“Yes, yes, you bastard! You fooled me!”

As I was struggling, not knowing what to say, Karin quickly walked up to me and started swearing at me.

Aaah Karin, that won’t do…!

“What, what? What are you talking about?”

It’s a natural reaction.

You probably didn’t say anything specifically to Karin, and it was probably just something you said in passing, so you probably don’t remember.

“What… You’re that, that bar employee who treats people well… .”

“Karin?”

What? Treat me well?

“Oh, no! It’s just guys touching my body as they please!”

… Did it already get eaten?

“Don’t look at me like that, Asia! I didn’t do anything like that! I can’t help it, I just touched the pillow!”

No, it’s almost over!

In terms of games, we’ve reached stage 3 or 4 of the 5 stages of the bar event!

How stupid do you have to be to make progress this quickly?

I felt dizzy and gave her serious advice.

“… Quit that part-time job quickly.”

“Oh, I see… .”

The man licked his lips with a regretful expression and looked at me and asked.

“So what do you want? I can touch your chest as much as you want.”

“… Yes?”

A lump of clay.

And then the man naturally put his hand inside my armor and touched my chest.

“It’s bigger than I thought. The armor squeezes the chest… kekeke!”

“Mi, are you crazy…?”

Before I knew it, my fist came out.

This sexual harassment was so unexpected that I was shaking.

“Ah, Asia! You little brat! What are you doing all of a sudden!”

“Ugh… I’m sorry! Why, why did I do that?”

But soon, when I saw him apologizing to me with a bewildered look on his face, I was overcome with a sense of uneasiness.

… Could this be the reason?

The devil’s pheromone?

Is this what it means to be captivated in this way?

We’re in trouble.

First of all, it didn’t seem to be his fault, so I forgave him appropriately and got the information out.

“…Mom, Adventurer’s Guild?”

“Yes… That’s the building over there… .”

According to him, cleaning the cistern was a commission he received from the Adventurer’s Guild.

He was a man who specialized in such low-level commissions, but he happened to see a human figure while cleaning the culvert.

But the moment I heard those five letters, all doubts and such were erased from my mind.

Adventurer’s Guild…!

No, why didn’t I know there was a place like this?

“Asia, have you never heard of it?”

“Yes? Of course! No, have you been to Karin? Why didn’t you call me!”

How did I get in when I didn’t even know it was there!

“It’s common sense that you have to go through the Adventurer’s Guild to get a part-time job… I thought Asia had been there too.”

“… … Is that so?”

I realized how ignorant I was.

Going to a magic shop and asking for a part-time job without any reason would have been nonsense even by common sense.

… So that’s why you so confidently cast a hypnotic spell?

“Sigh… .”

It was a disaster brought about by one’s own foolishness.

I vowed to do more thorough research in the future and decided to stop by the guild right away.

“Let’s go and see if there’s any good requests.”

After all, commissions are better than part-time jobs!

I headed to the Adventurer’s Guild with Karin, full of anticipation.

“Over there… .”

“If you do this again, I’ll bury you.”

I gave him one last chance and went out to find the Adventurer’s Guild with Karin.

Request…! Let’s find the request!

This is fantasy!

***

“Sigh… Heh, heh, heh… Uh, do you have any requests…?”

“I, that’s… Okay, just a moment… .”

The receptionist looked helpless at my earnest request and avoided eye contact.

I understand.

Anyone who sees my appearance would want to avoid eye contact.

“Oh, look at this. The armor was a piece of shit.”

“Ugh… Don’t, don’t take it off… .”

“Wow, can you hear my voice? It’s so pretty.”

As with any other game, there were mercenaries sitting around the guild with nothing to do, but the problem was that I was emitting devilish pheromones.

In this confined space, my pheromones stimulated them, and of course, I couldn’t resist the mercenaries who were of a higher level than us.

“Ugh… No, no there… .”

“What are you talking about, walking around in such a perverted outfit?”

“If that’s the case, then don’t wear this kind of visor!”

They giggled as they stripped off my armor.

I, I’m not wearing it because I like it…!

“Hoo-eup… Do, give it back… !”

“Hey, look at the size of this armor. Can it stop an arrow properly?”

A man with one eye torn out was toying with my bikini armor, twirling it around with his fingertips.

“Ah, Asia… .”

Karin just waved her hands in the air, not knowing what to do.

Their levels are all higher than ours.

Karin couldn’t get through the men to rescue me.

“Okay, are you okay… Heh heh… Mi, sorry, I have to go out and wait… Heh heh… !”

I asked Karin to leave because I didn’t want her to see me like this.

Karin bit her lip, frustrated at herself for not being able to do anything, and went out with an apologetic look in her eyes.

“Ugh… .”

I should have just let Karin in from the beginning…!

It was a mistake to come in without thinking.

“Uh, uh… To receive a request, you must first register as an adventurer, so sign here… .”

As someone who asked me to bring a commission, I had to register first before receiving the commission.

“Ugh… Seo, I’m going to sign… So let me go… !”

I barely managed to sign, my hands trembling under the men’s rough hands.

“Then, come here now, and sign here too… .”

This fucking application form has so many places to sign.

It took me a full ten minutes to get all my signatures and a list of available orders.

10 minutes.

It was more than enough time for me to climax.

“Heuheugh… Haauk… Kyaaaugh!”

I shook my body like a puppet with its strings cut off and squirted the clear liquid.

“Hahahaha! This guy is gone!”

“You really got turned on by this? You’re just a whore!”

“Ugh… No… I’m not a prostitute… .”

I’m so embarrassed I could die.