episode_0028
by adminAs the craze of speculation passed and even the speculation breadcrumbs went cold, a small party was held in the gallery.
It was a chicken and beer party for the Gallums who could now purchase chicken.
Title) Kyaa Chicken is Coming
Chicken + Beer, Cola, Soda
No matter what you eat it with, the combination is insane, right?
ㄴI just ordered chicken now, haha.
ㄴYou can’t possibly not eat this kind of chicken, right?
ㄴWhere even is a place like that, haha.
Title) Should we downvote Elan who can’t eat chicken?
For now, not me, haha.
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ㄴNot me either, haha.
ㄴMe neither, haha.
ㄴHaha.
ㄴYeah, you don’t have to eat chicken.
ㄴThe elves are getting angry, haha.
ㄴThe elves are sobbing while being vegetarian, haha.
ㄴYeah, chicken is nothing compared to Elven smoked chicken.
ㄴYeah, definitely not, haha.
ㄴSmoked? Haha.
ㄴYou can’t compare that, haha.
ㄴWait, really?
ㄴDamn, your thoughts will change once you try this, haha.
ㄴI’ll admit it if you fry chicken now, haha.
ㄴLet’s squeeze oil from the World Tree fruit and fry chicken, haha.
ㄴThe elves are sobbing, haha.
ㄴThe elves will sob while eating well.
ㄴHmm…wow…so this is the taste of the World Tree…
ㄴDamn, haha.
ㄴYou crazy bastard, haha.
ㄴRaise chickens with feed made from purified World Tree leaves, make oil from the World Tree fruit, then fry it, World Tree chicken, damn.
ㄴKyaa, haha, World Tree chicken is the real deal.
ㄴThis would definitely be delicious once fried.
ㄴWow, I’m salivating.
ㄴYou!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ㄴHaha.
ㄴElven bloodbath, haha.
ㄴElves, haha.
ㄴI never thought the World Tree would be treated like this, haha.
ㄴYeah, haha, your World Tree is delicious, haha.
Title) Nerd Elf Grandma, have you tried this?
It’s delicious.
ㄴDruid) I don’t know.
ㄴCome on, grandma, stop teasing, haha.
ㄴShe doesn’t like this, so she can’t eat it, right?
ㄴIf you chew it wrong, your teeth will fall out, right?
ㄴDruid) It’s not that bad for my teeth, okay?
ㄴHaha, is it true that it’s bad for your teeth?
ㄴOh, haha.
ㄴDruid) My teeth are strong!
ㄴThese Gallums are teasing like villains, haha.
Title) In the end, even the elves opened a chicken place
Looks like they paid some money too?
ㄴYeah, there’s really no reason not to.
ㄴI heard they agreed to open for sale only, giving up profits.
ㄴThat’s not bad of a deal.
ㄴSeems like a strategic choice.
ㄴIf they got the chicken for 300-400 thousand gold, it’s fine.
ㄴWhat about Elan?
ㄴThey’re just, haha, whatever.
ㄴThe atmosphere inside is tense, haha.
ㄴWhy?
ㄴThe elder elves are adamantly saying that chicken isn’t good, so the youngsters are upset.
ㄴHaha.
ㄴThe elder council is at it again, haha.
ㄴRide the elders on a cart and send them to the mountains, haha.
ㄴLet’s go.
ㄴWho knew that was the plan, haha.
ㄴIf it were me, I’d be buried in the ground.
ㄴElder council, you must live well even here, haha.
ㄴDamn, haha, they have various methods.
ㄴIt’s right for the elders to survive, haha.
ㄴThen what about the elves? No one’s objecting?
ㄴThe elder council’s power is too strong, so we have to be careful.
ㄴWe have to wait for natural selection…
ㄴStill waiting after 50 years…
ㄴI’m waiting for 150 years…
ㄴIt says that, right?
ㄴHaha.
Title) Why the Elven Elders are Villains
They say there’s no need to see the gallery and don’t look, haha.
They don’t intend to follow the flow of the times.
Real talk, they really think they’re right and have all the answers, for real;;; True madness.
Yeah, they’re crazy, lol.
Elves have a long lifespan, so they’re laid-back too.
I shouldn’t age like that.
Even the elders who used to say that are getting old…
Ah.
Damn, I don’t want to get old, lol.
I really don’t want to get old, lol.
Title) Elf Can’t Eat Chicken Certification
(Crispy fried chicken, Chief.jpg)
Wow
The outside is crispy, the inside is moist.
Ugh, lol.
Take a bite and wash it down with beer.
Wow, lolololol
This is the life, lol.
Title) Outdoor Yass Certification
(Chicken and beer on an outdoor table.jpg)
This is the life, lol.
What?
Hey.
This isn’t yass.
We’ve agreed to call this chicken and beer.
Honestly, chicken and beer is better, yeah.
This is like an unlucky yass level, lol.
Defense of Obligation vs Chicken and Beer.
Shut up, lol.
Let’s mix it up, lol.
If you suggest doing this on a day you don’t want to, for real, lol
That day, you’ll be all smiles, lol
Yeah, lol, there’s never a day when you don’t want to eat chicken, lol.
─Cheers
Title) I Also Certify Yass, Yeah
(Chicken skewers picture.jpg)
How about that?
Dude, just eat some chicken, lol.
No, lololol
You have money!!!! Why are you still eating chicken skewers!!!
Cheers) It’s all written on the gallery
Damn, lololololol
Crazy…crazy…crazy…crazy…
What about that money??
Where did all that money go, lol
Cheers) It’s for our kids, for their academy…
Lolololol where are our kids
Our kids (gallery kids)
You raised this thing as your child? Lololol
That’s crazy, lolololol
Is this thing a child…?
Shouldn’t you just disown it?
If it were me, I would have, lol
I already disowned it, lol
I already disowned it, lol
Gallery kid….
What are you doing
No; I was gambling at home and lost; I thought I would triple it back, but I didn’t know the big picture, for real
What do you mean no, damn, lol
You’re showing off, you bastard, lol
You’re lucky you didn’t lose everything
Always be thankful to your parents, lol
Title) Chicken’s Peculiar Point
It stays crispy even when it’s cold
Why doesn’t it get soggy?
How does fried chicken taste like this?
If you knew that, you would have fried it the same way, lol
Even the famous chefs are researching day and night, lol
Yeah, lol, that’s not how it works, lol
Do you think it will work if you do it, lol
If it worked, the neighbor’s cute kid would have fried it too, lol
Why would the cute kid fry it…?
The cute kid who guarded the house is crying, ㅠㅠ
The cute kid isn’t frying, it’s getting fried…
The useless cute kid turned into fried food…
Don’t talk like that
Ugh, trash
No, lol, damn, that interpretation works
Title) Damn, Is This a Gallery or a Chicken Coop
I also ordered chicken
It’s a chicken coop…
What’s better than a chicken coop is an extra chicken coop
To you, I present Dwarf Grandma
I didn’t ask for that!!!!!!!
Wow, this chicken is insane
Did you eat this every day, Judak?
Did you bring it because you tried it?
Damn, I lost about 300 years of my life
I lost 450 years, lol
Lol, I only lost 100 years, lololol
Long-lived gay guys, lol
Seeing you all happy and smiling now, you guys look like kids, lol
Title) Please Let Judak Be an Elf
If I die suddenly, the chicken disappears lol
ㄴNo!!!!!!!!
ㄴYeah lol I’ll find a way to save you lol
ㄴHave you saved me every time?
ㄴSaved you (Rich)
ㄴDo I have to put a curse on you to save you?
ㄴYeah lol You can’t die as long as there’s chicken and cola lol
The mention of chicken created a festive atmosphere for everyone.
Where there is light, there is also darkness.
While the gallery was filled with joy and people raising their chicken, there were also those who were sobbing.
The auction at the gallery sold all sorts of items.
Especially, it filled the bellies of artists who were struggling with practical issues.
Do you make money by drawing?
Do you make money by serializing novels every day?
Artists who tasted money turned to the path of commercial writers…
The works of those who put up paintings and novels at the auction became a sensation at the gallery.
In a very negative way.
─Judik
Title) F**k!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Where is volume 3 of “Her of the Academy”!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ㄴArghhh
ㄴNo, seriously lol
ㄴWhy isn’t the new volume coming out?
ㄴYou bastards!!!!!!!
ㄴWhere does this f**king author live?
ㄴWhich publishing house??
ㄴElan Publishing??
ㄴIs it Elan again??????
Title) Where is the update?
F**k where did it go?
ㄴAuthor, can you die so you can release one more chapter…
ㄴYou know that the work comes before health, right?
ㄴWe’ll take care of our health, so please write ^^
ㄴDamn lol you guys are so mean lol but I support it ^^
Title) Give me the money!!!!!!
F**k release the new volume quickly!!!!!!
ㄴSeriously, it’s in progress!!!!!!!!
ㄴWhy are you letting my money rot?
ㄴDo these guys not want to make money? lol
ㄴI’ll make you money lol please release the book lol
Title) Yay, the new volume is out lol
“Her of the Academy” volume 3 is amazing lol
ㄴAh f**k lol I didn’t buy it
ㄴWhen is this coming out again?
ㄴI was waiting for the first edition but now I have to wait for the reprint;;
ㄴIt’s fun but the content is too unrealistic lol
ㄴSeriously, how does a girl get hit on as soon as she enters the academy? lol
ㄴReally? Didn’t everyone get hit on when they entered the academy…?
ㄴWhat.
ㄴWhat was my academy life…?
ㄴIs this what academy life is…?
Title) Wow, “Her of the Academy” is on fire with the chicken bait lol
(Photo of a blazing fire.jpg)
Is this for real?
ㄴWhat the hell lol
ㄴWhy is this real
ㄴWhat is this
ㄴIt’s the printing press for “Her of the Academy”
ㄴ???????
ㄴOh s**t no
ㄴIt’s really not?
ㄴThey said the printing press caught fire
ㄴWhat the hell lololololol
ㄴThe world… has stopped…
ㄴThere’s no reason to live… yeah…
ㄴYeah, I’m leaving first bye
ㄴI also wrote a will bye
ㄴI’ll write the author’s name in my will and go bye
Title) I picked up the Elf Queen, serialization is back!!!!
They said they’re resuming serialization
I heard it from a friend’s cousin’s neighbor’s son’s friend ㅇㅇㅇ;;;;
ㄴReally???
ㄴIs this for real lol
ㄴThis f**ker lol
ㄴIf that’s the case, then everyone on the continent is connected lol
ㄴStill… the world of serialization is alive, young one…
ㄴDidn’t you see that?
ㄴWhat can’t you see
ㄴThe announcement just came out
ㄴYeah lol I already hit the subscribe button lol
ㄴYeah lol the announcement is already up lol
ㄴWhat the f**k!!!!!!!!!!!! My yas!!!!!!!!!!
─83GrandpaMarxLastConscience
Title) Author of “Heartbroken Milk Bar Childhood Friend” here…
I will take a one-month break… I’m not feeling well…
ㄴAre you really coming back after just one month of rest?
ㄴI’ll wait for you?
ㄴReally???
ㄴOne month should be enough, right?
“Please promise to come back.”
“Why aren’t you coming back!!!!!!!!!!!!”
“Surely you’re not not coming back, right?”
Title) The Value of My Day!!!!!
(screaming meme.jpg)
Give it back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“Please, author, I’ll do better, please come back!!!!!!!!!”
“I’ll write a daily review, support, leave comments, and even do live broadcasts, please come back now”
“Damn it, are you sick all year round!!!!!!!!! I’ll give you elixirs, so come back quickly!!!”
“Are you coming back?”
The author’s return from the hiatus was as precious as a unicorn who liked a virgin academy female student.
Jutdak knew.
The sight of many authors disappearing in modern times…
Running a minor gallery related to novels, it was a common occurrence.
“Sigh….”
If lucky, they would resume serialization.
If not, it was a hiatus, so don’t hold onto regrets.
Thinking that way, he turned his gaze to another place as usual.
Jutdak’s gallery activities were surprisingly boring.
Less activity, more browsing.
Eventually, he would run out of things to do.
Jutdak read the old posts in the gallery as usual.
Reading the old posts brought various thoughts to mind.
Ah. The time without Jutdak was hell.
No, even with Jutdak, it was hell.
Was I not active before?
These people are still spamming even now.
Why isn’t there a page jump? Do I have to flip through one by one? It would be thousands of pages. Is this a shitty gallery?
The memory of reading page by page was fading.
It must have been… not more than a few thousand pages. I read quite a lot.
All the remaining time was spent on investigating old posts.
While reading, there was a part that caught Jutdak’s attention.
– Any lunch recommendations today [2]
– There are a lot of attractive women at this festival [3]
– Errand memo [35]
– Hey, remember the old gallery names? [17]
– Old gallery legends lol [6]
– Gallery’s original days. For real [10]
Like ghosts of the gallery, reminiscing about the past, the breadcrumbs were cut off at some point.
The breadcrumbs of the gallery never just disappear.
There are always faint traces left behind, showing the footprints of many people.
With over 13 years of gallery experience, Jutdak knew this better than anyone.
But this time, the breadcrumbs of the gallery changed so quickly and drastically.
“…Something feels off?”
He noticed a gap in the gallery.
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