episode_0026

“proposal.”

“huh…?”

“Recording, trouble. Price, suggested.”

To be honest, I can record as many lullabies as I want.

There is nothing free in this world. Especially if my lullaby is the only solution, its value will be much greater.

“proposal…?”

After hearing my request for preemption, Abba thought for a moment and took out her smartphone.

Then he called someone and suddenly handed me his smartphone. what. Are you asking me to call you?

Someone’s voice came from the smartphone.

It was a woman’s voice with a slightly tense tone.

– “Ugh~. Abba! What’s going on?! You suddenly called me.”

“who are you?”

– “…Huh? Male voice? Who is this? Isn’t this Abba’s phone?”

“Who are you?”

– “Jesse.”

“What?”

– “Wait, who are you? What did you do to my Abba?”

He raised his voice so loudly that I hung up.

The call came back right away and I blocked it completely. It’s not my phone, but it’ll be okay.

“What is this guy?”

“My friend…Jessie….”

“Is the person’s name Jesse?”

“huh….”

uh.

This is a strong enemy.

I began to smell a similar harshness as when I was dealing with Vujicic.

Because I am short, do I also have a small brain? Originally, dwarves have an image of being somewhat ignorant.

“No, what can you do if I record a lullaby for you?”

“huh…?”

“Give and take. Equivalent exchange. Don’t you know?”

The dwarf tilted his head.

And then I started thinking about something again. I’m sure you’re not calling anyone else.

“Sing me a lullaby too…?”

“No, what am I doing by recording a lullaby?”

“When I want to sleep, I feel sleepy when I listen to a lullaby….”

Of course, it seems that lullabies sung by dwarf girls would be quite in demand in some industries.

I don’t have such shady hobbies. Oh, maybe it’s Suho.

“Anyway, I don’t need a lullaby, just suggest something that might be helpful to me.”

“huh….”

The dwarf, who was thinking about something again, started saying something absurd again.

“house…?”

“What kind of house?”

“A house to use when you want to sleep alone….”

The dwarf, who opened the map app on his smartphone, found something using Road View and showed it to me.

It was a single-family home in Hannam-dong, Seoul.

“You’re giving me this?”

“huh….”

Is she crazy?

Is there anyone who would give a house to someone for recording a lullaby?

“Is my brain a little small because I’m short…?”

“I don’t know…?”

“You’re an imbecile.”

“I am highly intelligent….”

“Then do it, you old man.”

It looks like there will be some difficulties in price negotiations.

Should I just record a lullaby and leave? Anyway, the academy lecture time is over now.

“Then, I’ll record a lullaby for you first, so leave a debt. Pay it off later.”

“Yeah…! I’ll definitely pay you back?”

“Okay, okay.”

I recorded a lullaby for Abba Young on my smartphone.

They also exchanged phone numbers to later collect the debt. I’ll have something to write about someday.

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“You crazy bastard.”

“Who is the daughter-in-law?”

“Professor Müller.”

“Dohan, aren’t you talking too carelessly to your professors…?”

Suho scolded me as if my words were too harsh, but considering the current situation, they weren’t harsh words at all.

“Then Suho, do you think this situation is right?”

“Honestly, I’m a little jealous….”

“A shady Hannam bastard….”

“No! Honestly, if you’re a man, it’s a dream!”

Professor Friederike Müller fucked me.

When I asked them to give me a single room, they said there were no single rooms left in the men’s dormitory and put me in the women’s dormitory.

Of course, it seems that the administrative staff made a mistake, but in any case, Professor Müller was the one who asked for it, so Professor Müller was responsible.

“It’s really absurd.”

“Dohan, are you gay?”

“Damn.”

“No, well, then you can just enjoy it. Having a guy in a girls’ dormitory is a dream….”

Kang Su-ho, who has never talked to a woman before, doesn’t know how shitty it is to be the only man in a group of female students.

If there’s anything he needs to do, he’ll call me, a man… It doesn’t matter because I have a leg disability.

The smell of women’s perfume is so fucking strong… This is also a single room, so it doesn’t matter.

I guess it’s not as shitty as you think. Was cutting off my leg an act of God?

this… The life of a first-class citizen… ?

Whether I was seriously thinking about it or not, Kang Soo-ho defended himself and continued to talk about his delusions.

“And you never know. If you mistake bath time, something like Lucky Sukebe could happen…”

“What is Lucky Sukebe, you idiot?”

“No, it’s like a subtle affair… something like that.”

“Anyway, I have a bathroom and a bathtub in a single room, so would that happen?”

Although the academy adheres to the double dormitory policy, the facilities were so good that there was a toilet and bathroom inside the room.

There were two state-of-the-art computers installed on each desk, so I said everything.

When I looked at Suho as if I was pitiful, he looked embarrassed and avoided my gaze.

“That’s right…?”

“Suho.”

“….”

“Are you an asshole?”

“….”

“Lee Dae-nam, you crazy bastard.”

After longing for Kang Soo-ho for a long time, I soon moved to the new dormitory where I would live.

I don’t have to listen to Kang Su-ho’s snoring anymore.

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Lee Dae-nyeo, you crazy bastards.

“Kyahaha. You’re the friend who said you were coming to a single room? You said you were in Class A?”

“go away.”

“Kya~.”

I wish you would stop making a fuss every time you go down the hallway in a wheelchair.

Are people a spectacle?

“Do you want me to pull the wheelchair for you? Are you going that way?”

“go away.”

“This is my first time rolling a wheelchair! Oh, can I just take a picture for a moment? Is that okay?”

“Fuck off.”

A crazy girl took a selfie pretending to pull a wheelchair, put a strange filter on the photo, and posted it on Instagram.

And then it started bothering me again.

“Do you use Instagram too? Do you have an account? What’s your ID? Don’t you post pictures?”

“Fuck off, you crazy bitch….”

“Kyahaha! They call me a crazy bitch~. Do I look like a crazy bitch? What is my MBTI like?”

“Are your earholes clogged?”

“Don’t I have pretty ears? I’ve heard many people say they look like rabbit ears.”

“Fuck….”

It’s not for nothing that I tell you to beat pollack with women once every three days.

From now on, I will have to bring a female baton with me every time I come out.

“…Oh, that’s right. Come to think of it, Shanks was there too.”

Did I block the phone?

A sudden thought occurred to me and I called Shanks.

“hey.”

– “…I finally called you.”

“Uh, I was a little busy. I’m sorry I didn’t answer your phone.”

– “It’s okay since I gave you the answer now. Well, it’s shameless to ask for a favor-”

“Oh, I’m in the dormitory hallway right now, so if you have anything to say, come out and say it.”

– “…What? Dormitory… You mean the women’s dormitory?”

“Didn’t you hear? I moved into a single room in the women’s dormitory today. Even though I haven’t officially announced it yet, most of the kids already know.”

Soon, the sound of a door opening was heard beyond the speaker, and at the same time, a door opened in the hallway.

Of course, the one who came out from inside was Mingmei.

As soon as Mingmei saw me, she tilted her head and asked a question.

“…Have you had a sex change?”

“What the fuck?”

Who are you treating as a transgender?

Of course, in the worldview of ‘Avalon Academy’, it is not impossible to change the gender itself. In fact, there was a similar episode.

But that… It seems a bit gay.

A man is a man and a woman is a woman, what kind of gender change is this?

“I’m a 100% pure man, so don’t be a damn thing.”

“But why in the women’s dormitory….”

“I asked to be moved to a single room, but they said this was the only single room so they moved me here.”

“….”

“You look like an asshole, right?”

“…To be honest, I see.”

Should I just ask them to move back to the original double room?

No, it would still be better to stay in a single room than to sleep while listening to Kang Su-ho snoring. Anyway, you just have to not come out to the hallway often.

“But Chinese, it’s not the military uniform you usually wear.”

“…I tend to wear comfortable clothes in the dormitory.”

“It’s the same as having unnecessarily wide arms.”

Mingmei was wearing pajamas made of thick-looking material.

Perhaps because of a complex about her arms, she seems to be wearing clothes that do not show off her arms on purpose. It seemed a little too hot to wear in this season.

At least the arms are wide, so it seems like air can pass through well… .

Thanks to this, the neckline went down to about the collarbone, making the clothes look like they were hanging down a bit.

“Wear clothes that fit your size.”

“Tsk….”

Mingmei blushed as she pressed her hand against the neckline.

“Don’t give a damn.”

“…Well, more than that, I have something to ask you.”

“Do you want me to put my arm back on?”

“That’s right. If there’s anything I can do, I’ll repay you as much as I can….”

“No, we’ve already become sworn brothers, so there’s no need to do that.”

Since they are sworn brothers anyway, they can take as much as they want even if they don’t ‘repay’ the ‘favor’.

In fact, it is much more beneficial than a give-and-take relationship.

Dedication literally means dedicating one’s body without expecting anything in return.

“I’ll attach your arms first, so let’s go to the room.”

“You mean Ah’s room?”

“If you want to brag to your roommate that I gave you an arm, that’s okay.”

“….”

“That’s my room, so let’s go over there. Can you help me pull the wheelchair?”

Without saying anything, Mingmei pulled the wheelchair and walked in the direction I pointed.

The single room was located in the innermost part of the dormitory.

When I put the card key to the door lock, the door opened with a ringing sound.

“The structure is very different for a single room, right?”

“Right….”

“Then you can use your abilities right away?”

[Do you want to apply the ‘Chen Mingmei (original)’ model to this character?]

“Apply.”

Arms grow from Mingmei’s empty shoulders, with light bright enough to penetrate through thick pajamas.

The buttons on Mingmei’s pajamas fell off due to her arms suddenly growing inside her clothes. The disaster occurred because the arms grew attached to the sides instead of following the arms of the pajamas.

Even when wearing a gi, there was a gi gap for a similar reason.

If only there was a difference.

“….”

“….”

“Lee Dae-nyeo, you crazy bastard….”

“Well, that’s not it! It was just pajamas, so I wasn’t paying attention. I usually take them off when I go to sleep….”

Unlike back then.

Mingmei wasn’t wearing anything under her clothes right now.