episode_0023

The country of the dwarves. Terrein.

The king ruling there was known as the Mountain King.

Of course, this fact was well known in the gallery.

– How big is he to be called the Mountain King? LOL

– There must be a reason why his chin dropped LOL

– A huge cannon mounted on a small body… amazing…

– His chin is so strong that he can’t escape from it… Oh my… Turns out even the Mountain King loved his chin… Begging him not to leave by offering treasures

“First, get out.”

What? Who’s sucking who?

Who’s doing what to whom? Receiving a lobby?

He lightly executed everyone spreading nonsensical rumors.

[Live in the present for 3 hours and come back]

In other words, it was a strict punishment of being blocked from the gallery for 3 hours.

After killing those guys and coming back, the Mountain King looked at the chaotic gallery.

“What the hell.”

Just took a quick look at a pretty collection of hearts, and there were strange plot twists circulating in the gallery.

– Turns out, the Mountain King is from the Terrein Kingdom?!

– The illegitimate child of the Terrein royal family is actually the Mountain King?!

– 21 secrets of the unknown Mountain King!

– Majelos is nervous, the empire is concerned… the stock of the Terrein Kingdom’s prince is soaring!

“What the hell is this.”

Suddenly, he became involved with the Terrein Kingdom, becoming a prince and being favored on the continent, turning the world into a place where even the Demon Lord is surprised and doing somersaults in the air.

It was a situation where unknown information was being revealed.

If there was a problem, it was that even the parties involved were completely unaware!

‘This is ridiculous.’

If you were told not to spread fake news here? The expected response was obvious.

– This guy is trying to dig again LOL

– Fake news special) It’s real

– Isn’t this something fishy?

Such reactions would come out.

But if you were to kill all those who said such things?

– Suppression!!!!!!!!

– Kyaaaaa!!!

– The gallery’s massacre… the only salvation…

– The Mountain King unleashed poison in the well!!!!!!!!!!!!

The gallery was turned upside down.

This was a big data material based on many modern experiences.

As the number of gallery suppressions, blocks, and bans increased?

That many foreigners from Asgard came to play, and you could see all sorts of strange global weird memes!

This was a history proven by numerous gallery suppressions and incorrect badge movements.

‘And here…’

There wasn’t even a function to lock the 16-digit floating code.

It was truly a complete mess.

There was no choice but to quiet down.

[Administrator Chat]

– Demon Lord) Did you suck the Mountain King?? Could it really be that huge…!!!

– Mountain King) Want to die?

– Demon Lord) Gasp! Strong denial is actually affirmation~~~

– Plant Druid) Even if Mountain King… said that… it’s okay…!!!

– Demon Lord) It’s perfect if our tough Druid senior tells Mountain King about the technique~~~

– Plant Druid) What nonsense!!!!

– Demon Lord) Being old means~~ having a lot of experience~~ Our experienced senior who has experienced countless things will teach Mountain King the technique~~

– Plant Druid) That’s not true!!!!!!!

– Warrior) What does it mean for the Dwarf King to be huge?

– Mountain King) You don’t need to know.

– Warrior) I don’t know again…

Fake news has already spread widely.

There’s nothing we can do about it.

The only answer is to close the gallery or exterminate the Mountain King.

Let’s just say he’s gay.

With a sigh, the Mountain King checked the item that became the starting point of this plot twist at the auction house.

[Ring of Infinite Gratitude]

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Eight lines combining bestowed magic and enchantments.

Magic and modernity are worlds apart, but even a novice like me knew this for sure.

The more items you line up, the exponentially higher their value becomes.

Therefore, this item holds astronomical worth.

“But why did you give it to me?”

Did I really do that without knowing?

While I was sleeping… in a dream…

“Damn.”

I briefly imagined it before correcting my thoughts.

Do I really need to know?

It’s an item that came for free, after all.

Immediately paying the purchase price of 1 silver, I was able to receive the item.

A black ring appeared out of thin air.

It’s pretty, indeed.

But is it because it doesn’t possess mana or any special abilities?

Receiving the beautiful ring, there wasn’t much that stood out.

The ordinary reaction of my ordinary body was just that.

Something feels… cold.

I simply expressed that sentiment and put on the ring.

“?”

It feels like my body is more comfortable. Or maybe not. I’m not sure.

Anyway, I’ll make good use of it.

Thinking so, I put the ring on my left ring finger, then realized.

“Oh.”

Did I really need to put it there? The left ring finger holds significant meaning.

I’ve never had a girlfriend or anything like that, but it might be important for the future.

“Huh?”

I tried to take off the ring, but it wouldn’t budge.

Even after applying cooking oil, it showed no signs of coming off.

“Oh, damn.”

I reluctantly (or not) had my left ring finger forcibly taken over by the ring.

***

While the novice’s left ring finger was being conquered by the ring.

In the gallery, as usual, speculation and fact-checking were being done, excluding the parties involved.

-Novice, what did he do?

-Yeah, it seems like he’s trying to impress the dwarf by giving a gift?

-For real.

-Do dwarves like cola or something?

-??

-Hmm;; Is that so?;;;

-He might just be giving it as a token of gratitude…

-(I really don’t know)

-So, what’s the conclusion?

-It seems like something happened, at least?

-He didn’t just open the auction house for nothing and then make a treasure-level item as a thank you, right? lol

-For real lol

-Dwarves are definitely the type to trade only as much as they receive.

-For real;; They’re so picky.

-If they accidentally gave less money during a trade, they suddenly pulled out a hammer from their pants and demanded more money;;;

-It’s like a horror story lol

-LOL If you don’t give them enough, a hammer flies at your head lol

-It seems like the dwarves who live in Terin are aware of the situation here, where prices are insane.

-Why do prices have to be so insane lol

-Prices are murderous;;;

-But what if they really kill someone…

-Did they kill someone again…

-For real lol People who come from the mountains are all expensive lol

-Then what’s cheap?

-I just peed my pants. Feels refreshing.

-Sir.

-You don’t have to tell us that…

-What’s something cheap?

-Minerals and mushrooms that you can only eat once?

-What’s with the mushrooms?

-They’re poisonous, so you can only eat them once.

-What the hell lol

-If there’s no exchange here, they’ll wither and die lol

-They become bitter from struggling with distribution costs…

-To survive means… to be bitter.

-Dwarf survival tactics lol Just become bitter for now.

-But these bitter dwarves… gave something good…?

-It’s incomprehensible lol

-For real lol

Title) I had a feeling

There was something there. And it was definitely something huge;;

So, like;;; It’s insane for real;;;;

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ㄴWow, that was clear.

ㄴThere was definitely something going on, wow.

ㄴWow, how did this happen?

ㄴThey must be out of their minds, seriously.

ㄴDid they all fall under some kind of group hypnosis? lol

ㄴSeriously, just crazy lol

ㄴIn the end, we don’t really know the exact truth.

ㄴBut what’s important from the perspective of the Tesur Empire is to pinpoint the key players.

ㄴDefinitely.

ㄴWhy is that important?

ㄴActually, the Emperor of the Empire was eyeing the Mountain King…

ㄴOh my.

ㄴEmbraced by the mighty arms of the Mountain King…

ㄴAaahhh!

ㄴPlease stop!!!! I’m scared!!!!!

ㄴSeriously, it feels like something out of a dream.

ㄴSo, why is that important?

ㄴBecause the Empire must have taken a hit, it must be a mess.

Title) Current Situation of the Tesur Empire

Auction House Operations (Screwed)

Inter-National Trade (Screwed)

The problem is that the Emperor of the Empire is very ambitious.

ㄴGiven the Emperor’s personality, he seems like he’s ready to kill at any moment.

ㄴHow do you know that?

ㄴI’m part of the Imperial Guard?

ㄴOh? Me too.

ㄴMe too lol

ㄴWow, there are a lot of Imperial Guards.

ㄴSo, how did the Emperor react?

ㄴI don’t know yet.

ㄴBut probably things got tense.

“….”

Tap. Tap. Tap.

The Emperor sitting on the throne drummed his fingers impatiently.

While displaying his nervous reaction openly, others could only watch cautiously.

In front of an Emperor with a short temper, smiling carelessly could lead to severe punishment.

That’s why his attendants remained silent.

“Let’s each share our opinions.”

The dreaded time for forced presentations had arrived.

“Ugh….”

At that moment, those who had attended the academy remembered.

The fear of being singled out by an instructor… and the humiliation of being ridiculed for not having any answer…

The first attendant to speak pondered deeply.

“I will speak.”

Buying time with a preamble, he recalled his strategy.

“As various rumors circulate in the gallery… it is said that the Empire is unharmed and has not suffered any major losses, showing the Empire’s resilience─”

“Does that mean the Empire’s losses will disappear?”

“….”

Of course, his strategy was easily exposed.

Although the Emperor had a nasty temperament, he was the one who led the Empire to prosperity.

His abilities were undeniable!

The attendant’s words were ultimately empty flattery. He quickly realized the futility of escaping the current predicament.

Emperor Chris’s eyes flickered.

Shudder!

The attendant who met his gaze trembled as he spoke.

“Well, first… let’s divert the attention from the gallery to elsewhere… buying time is….”

“Then can the Empire find a way to compensate for the losses?”

“….”

“You were asked to present a strategy, but all you’re doing is spouting nonsense.”

Ah─

He sighed.

“They’re all useless. I meant to say that the Empire should seek a way forward!”

To survive in this situation, he resorted to sophistry!

The Emperor rose from his seat in anger.

Pointing at his attendants, he motioned with his fingers.

Under his command, they had no choice but to line up obediently, trembling.

“Ugh…!”

Following the Emperor’s kicking, a sharp pain shot through their legs.

“Prepare a strategy, all of you.”

“Ugh… understood…”

“Or even bring me the culprits!”

“Yes…!”

“Search every nook and cranny! Find even the smallest clue!”

“We will investigate if there was any collusion with the Terin Kingdom….”

The attendant bowed his head.

Then, everyone limped out one by one.

Emperor Chris Karl Tesur sat back on the throne.

“Sigh….”

He had too many things to worry about in order to achieve his goals.

Enemies were already surrounding him from all sides.

There is so much to do.

This time, I suffered significant losses due to the gallery.

“Ugh…!”

In reality, I already knew the solution.

“If I catch Jooddak…!”

If I catch Jooddak, everything will be resolved.

However, that guy didn’t leave even a small hint in the gallery.

He is like a ghost hiding in the gallery without leaving a hint.

The command to catch him was almost forced, as the Emperor already knew.

But what should I do?

That’s the only way to relieve my anger!

“I hate it. I hate it so much….”

He muttered through clenched teeth.

Before leaving a great legacy for the Empire, such an incident occurred.

Establishing a united human kingdom.

That was the goal the Empire aimed for.

And it was everything he was driving towards.

The Emperor, Chris, was about to prove his worth.

In a short span of 5 to 6 years, at most 10 years, the foundation for achieving the goal was completed.

“Jooddak, you… ruined everything….”

Jooddak caused significant damage to the Empire.

For the exclusive trade with Terin, how much effort was put in.

Terin no longer needs the Empire’s exports.

The Empire lost its funds.

Now, the kingdom will possess Terin’s powerful weapons.

The Empire lost the power it once held.

The grip that tightened the kingdom loosened.

The once mighty Empire is now no more.

It seemed like a trap that led the kingdom to collapse on its own.

But to openly admit to the wrongdoing?

Then the solution was obvious.

The Emperor sitting on the throne shouted.

“Oh heavens!!!!!”

“Why did you give birth to me and Jooddak!!!!!!!!!!”

A scream rang out.

“Ha… ha….”

The exhausted Emperor took out a cola and opened the lid.

Fizz. Clack.

The cold and refreshing cola somewhat calmed his anger.

And as usual, he logged into the gallery and left a post.

─I want to eat the Emperor

Title) Honestly, isn’t Jooddak a water rocket?

He’s doing nothing, right? Yeah.

He chuckled.

***

Somewhere on the continent.

A woman watching over the gallery sighed.

“Dirty, messy, and disgusting.”

Order will eventually be needed in this place.

“Jooddak….”

She narrowed her eyes in the white room.