episode_0022

“…….”

burden. First of all, the first thing that bothered me was the two women who were so close to me, completely ignoring any sense of distance between men and women.

“What are they? Awesome..”

“Are the girls pretty? I’m really jealous of that Geumtaeyang…”

“Should I try tanning too? Can you get a girlfriend like that if you get tan?”

“Awaken from your dream. You are not that body, you idiot.”

Secondly, it was because of the fact that thanks to our two beautiful girls, we got all the attention of people around us.

Park Ha-eun alone was enough to aggro, but when Lee Ye-ji was added, all kinds of attention began to be focused on me, both men and women.

This was especially so because it was at the beginning of the worldview and it was not long before bigamy was allowed. As time passes, the number of multi-sexual couples naturally increases, but now, if you look around the streets, there is not a single person of our type.

Of course, that didn’t mean I was dating these two. It would have been less unfair if we had been dating. Those bastards didn’t know what they were looking at me like that.

“It’s a bit sloppy…!”

“Oh, I’m sorry! Hit me, but… no, please don’t take my girlfriend away…!!”

Who is going to steal your girlfriend? Instead of muttering while looking at me, please move aside so I can pass by.

Of course, I also have a basic temperament, so the words didn’t come out nice. Still, I said it with a smile to appear as friendly as possible, but I couldn’t control my clenching of my teeth, so it may have looked a little scary.

“Ji-woon, are you angry…?”

“No, it just sank.”

“?”

Because there were so many people, when I saw Park Ha-eun’s bright eyes hanging next to me, the harsh feelings in my heart disappeared at once. If there is Gabby x Con to ease the stomach, there is Park Ha-eun to ease the mind.

Wouldn’t the enormous power of this small animal be the only masterpiece that can end the world’s conflicts? The moment Park Ha-eun’s image is broadcast around the world, war will stop and we will all cry out for peace. Why is there a UN? There is Park Ha-eun.

“I love it so much, right?”

“Ugh…”

“Do you like it because you’re playing with your childhood friend after a long time? Did I inadvertently interfere, Lee Ji-woon?”

Ye-ji Lee smiled a gentle smile that did not suit her at all and at the same time began poking my side. Rather than being jealous, this could be seen as being offended that Park Ha-eun, whom he disliked, was given priority.

Not at all? Just know that. Because that’s how I know.

“Tekkai.”

“Ugh..! How on earth do you give strength to your sides!?”

“Ah… This is the external oblique muscle.”

As she said that with her eyes filled with sorrow, Yeji Lee began to make an expression equivalent to ‘What the fuck?’ The fact is that extremely trained external obliques and serratus anterior muscles can block Lee Ye-ji’s fingers. Did you guys know?

It was Ye-ji Lee who was touching her finger that had sprung up in an attempt to do so. All his attention was focused on that direction, and he was completely unaware that someone was coming in front of him.

“Kyaaa…!?”

“Let’s look ahead carefully. People get hurt.”

“Well, what kind of bastard… ….I’m sorry!!”

I immediately pulled Yeji Lee towards me and shouted at the man who was walking while looking at his smartphone in this market-like scene.

At first, the man with a rugged look seemed excited to attack me, but as soon as he saw my face, he immediately backed away and hid in the crowd. At times like this, Lee Ji-woon’s body felt very comfortable. If it had been Yoon Dong-gun, the talk would have been really long.

No, if it were him, wouldn’t he have been easily defeated with the heavy second power of darkness? He might have pulled out the Black Flame Dragon from his sealed right hand.

“Um… Ji-woon? Yeji seems very uncomfortable.”

“Ah.”

Because I was so concerned about the man, I had unknowingly pulled Yeji Lee closer to me and held her tightly. If Park Ha-eun hadn’t told me first, we probably would have held on for a few more seconds.

“No, I’m not uncomfortable at all? Rather, I like Lee Ji-un because it’s so warm?”

“Ugh… Well, isn’t it a bit warm today though? Don’t you feel a bit hot, Yeji?”

“Not at all? I get cold a lot? Do you want to stay here??”

Are you an elementary school student? Even though he hated Amman Park Ha-eun, he was a very prideful person who wanted to stick with me in a situation like this.

And even if there was no problem on Lee Ye-ji’s part, there was a definite problem for me. I had to quickly place Yeji Lee back in her original position before the huge being between my legs popped its head out.

“Do you use it when a girl sticks to a guy because she doesn’t want to lose an argument? Be careful.”

“What, what!? It was you who dragged me in first!”

“If I had pulled you in first, I should have thought about leaving. If it were someone else, I would have strange thoughts about you.”

“Hey! Because I was you… Ugh!”

Lee Ye-ji, who was screaming out of frustration, suddenly covered her mouth. Then he started rolling his eyes and looking at me, and I thought it was really funny and cute at the same time.

First of all, I’m not particularly interested in what you were trying to say, so there’s no need to try your best to notice, Yejiyeji…

“Big…! Ah, ah, thank you anyway! The power… is definitely good, well…! It’s all obvious…but…”

Why do you keep twisting your hair to make it look out of place? That’s Park Ha-eun’s concept, not yours? Let’s protect each other’s characters well.

Of course, it was Lee Ye-ji who continued the shameful concept so well that even Park Ha-eun felt threatened. Although she is usually a calm tsundere, she shows a shy movement every now and then. Crrr, I can’t bear it… No, I can bear it!!

“Anyway, instead of staying like this, why don’t you go somewhere? I hate crowded places.”

“So, do you want to go see a movie, Ji-woon? I heard a lot of interesting movies have come out recently.”

“It’s okay. Because I do a lot of active things, I wanted to sit down for a bit.”

“I also agree with that.”

For some reason, even Lee Ye-ji helped out and voted in favor of Park Ha-eun’s proposal. I don’t know if it was because I almost bumped into someone a while ago, or if it was for another purpose.

I also felt like I wanted to rest a bit. Although he ate a hearty soup, it wasn’t enough to fill Lee Ji-woon’s stomach, and since he was actively feeding Park Ha-eun at the game center, his stomach was already full.

In times like this, it was best to sit down and eat some caramel popcorn. Jiwoon Lee won’t gain weight even if he orders a large container and eats it all by himself, right? Crrr, I really can’t stand this!!

“Ah, if you order a couple set here, they say it’s cheap. Do you want to eat popcorn together, Ji-woon?”

Crrr… I was forced to endure it. Shit.

* * *

What kind of events exist in the movie theater in the world of Miyeon poetry? The sight of a startled heroine leaning on the main character while watching a horror movie? Or the scene where, while eating popcorn, their hands brush against each other and their faces blush?

“Aaaah!!!”

Why do you know so well? Because I’m going through all of that right now.

First of all, it started with a competition for seats. Park Ha-eun said she would buy the tickets herself and wanted to reserve them in that order: me, Park Ha-eun, and Lee Ye-ji.

When Lee Ye-ji heard that, she got angry and stood up, saying that she would pay the money herself and that she would sit in that order: me, Lee Ye-ji, and Park Ha-eun. Also, because the two of them were proud of themselves in strange places, I had no choice but to buy the tickets and reserve seats for Park Ha-eun, me, and Lee Ye-ji.

Of course, they kept using their credit cards as if they felt sorry for making me spend money, but who am I? There was no one who could stand against this Golden Sun, Ji-Woon Lee. Even if it’s the main heroine, Park Ha-eun, and her best friend, Lee Ye-ji.

In the end, Park Ha-eun, who was snacking on snacks, decided to buy it, and Lee Ye-ji agreed to buy dinner and coffee. In the era of gender equality, it was truly beautiful to see each other stand up and say they would buy something.

I don’t know who the man they will marry in the future will be, but I think I can call them very lucky.

“This might be… scary?”

But the problem was that there was only one movie showing in the surprisingly large movie theater.

This horror movie, reminiscent of the Confucius series, seemed to have lobbied like Lee Ji-woon’s parents, plastering the entire theater with his movies and rushing to prepare to plunge guests into the pit of hell.

I instinctively realized that this was the fixed route of Miyeon’s worldview. Horror movies and heroines. Because this combination was an event with a long tradition and history.

But the problem is that I am not Yoon Dong-gun. An event like this would only happen to Yoon Dong-gun, not me, the villain. This could be seen as a case of a shrimp’s back exploding in a whale fight, just because of the worldview.

Of course, there was also a way to change the topic and find something else to do instead of watching the movie. This is a busy area. It was a place full of things to do.

“Ahaha.. Yeji isn’t good at watching horror movies? It’s surprising…”

“What is it, Park Ha-eun? Do you see well? Just by looking at it, it looks like you’re lucky if you don’t pee, right?”

“I’m scared too… but I don’t hate it. In fact, you might prefer it more than quite a few other genres?”

“What!? lie! You’re good at watching horror movies!? Don’t be bluff!!”

“Why would you brag about something like this, Yeji? Or should I tell Jiwoon and ask him to do something else? I told you to watch Yeji because I thought you wouldn’t be scared of horror movies… If I had known you would be this scared, I should have just not brought it up.”

“Ughhh…!!!”

Park Ha-eun apologized (probably only superficially) and asked me to give her a refund so that we could go somewhere else, but due to Lee Ye-ji’s dissuasion from strangely raising a flag, it all went in vain. Perhaps his pride was scratched by the fact that he couldn’t watch a horror movie that Park Ha-eun could watch.

“Hmph! Who, who is scared of horror movies like this?? Just wait and see…! Because I’m not the type of person to be scared by CG like this!”

And after 10 minutes.

“Aaaah!!!”

Yeji Lee, who had turned into a goldfish, was holding onto my arm and screaming, forgetting everything she had said. Don’t you think it’s too much of a nuisance to those around you? Since everyone around me was doing the same, a world where no one got hurt was completed.

Of course, my eardrums are hurting.

“Ehehe, very well made, Jiwoon. Right?”

“Huh? Uh… I see.”

Park Ha-eun, as if she wasn’t scared at all, was enthusiastically appreciating the almost-realistic (?) ghost with a carefree face. Today I was learning a lot of things I didn’t know about this guy.

But actually, it’s been a long time since I played the game, so maybe I just forgot about it. In fact, the goldfish was me, not Yeji Lee. Are you really out of your mind? I’m a human too! He’s just an ordinary possessor!

But why do my hands keep brushing against each other like this? In this vast meadow-like popcorn bin, I couldn’t figure out why traffic accidents happen so often with Park Ha-eun’s tiny hands.

Isn’t this really intentional? After seeing me put my hand in the popcorn container, didn’t he put his hand in there too? Of course, Park Ha-eun can’t be that thorough, so everything is probably just a coincidence and my imagination.

“Hee hee. My hand keeps reaching. I guess it’s our fate, Ji-woon.”

Park Ha-eun didn’t know what I was thinking and just smiled like a child.