episode_0017

Meichuan Underwear.

So white.

A drop of water landed on Lin Yi’s face, carrying a faint fragrance.

He straightened his posture.

Immediately after came Lihua Yu’s question:

“Like what you see?”

Lin Yi tugged at the corner of his lips.

What can I say?

A real man, even in this world, has nothing to say.

“Don’t like it? Then why were you staring so intently? Or are you the type who enjoys peeking secretly? If I caught you and you still find it boring, well… I suppose I could let you take a peek if that’s the case.”

Lihua Yu swished her skirt, patted her rear, and sat on the sofa, crossing her plump thighs. “But that’ll have to wait for the right moment. Right now, I need to ask you a few questions to finalize my diagnosis. Be honest—before Miss Zhuang, how many women have you been with?”

“One.”

Lin Yi raised an eyebrow.

“Then it seems that woman really had some skills, managing to unlock so much potential in you. What you just did isn’t something an ordinary man could accomplish. Only women are supposed to have that kind of volume—you’re practically a mutant. It defies all logic.”

Lihua Yu smirked.

Now, she was growing more and more interested in Lin Yi.

If one woman could mold him like this, what would happen if a few more got their hands on him? Could they refine him into something even more exceptional?

Should she become his keeper too?

Finding a leash to fasten around his neck and raising him like a little dog didn’t sound half bad.

Feed him at fixed times, take him out for walks, and keep him locked up at home the rest of the day.

But this man already had other women. Competing with them over him seemed unnecessary—the world was full of men, and she could have whatever she wanted. There was no need to feel desire over one.

Besides, she should focus on her studies right now. She shouldn’t be entertaining such thoughts.

A few fleeting ideas crossed Lihua Yu’s mind before she continued, “I won’t pry into what you did with that woman before. The only thing I need to know now is—have you ever gone to the hospital for a checkup? A man like you would probably be seized as a specimen, especially your kidneys and organs. They’d dissect you and put you on display for us.”

Lin Yi: “😅”

This big car looked so stunning and alluring, yet every word out of her mouth was more venomous than the last.

Her gaze was truly listless, and her heart was genuinely poisonous.

But then again,

In this world, that might not even count as poisonous. Most women probably thought the same way.

“No, never been to the hospital for a checkup.”

“Is that so? Then I’ll have to take a more conservative approach with my diagnosis. Your potential is immense—you can produce nearly 500 milliliters daily, which shouldn’t affect your health. I’ll recommend to Miss Zhuang that she harvest you at least 10 times a day under normal circumstances. That’ll ensure your proper education.”

Lihua Yu stated it plainly, as if there was nothing unusual about her words, and added,

“Also, I’ll suggest Miss Zhuang take you to the hospital for a thorough physical examination tomorrow or whenever she’s free. It’ll focus on functionality and organ research. We might need a small tissue sample to compile a detailed report. Only then can I make an accurate assessment. Of course, a regular hospital probably wouldn’t detect anything unusual about your body, so I’ll advise Miss Zhuang to take you to the hospital where I’ll be interning.”

Lihua Yu paused, her eyes glinting with faint amusement as she looked at Lin Yi. “It’s my family’s private hospital. Don’t worry—the checkup will be free.”

Lin Yi’s gaze flickered.

He was certain that if Lihua Yu really made this suggestion to Yayun, Yayun would absolutely follow the doctor’s orders and drag him into the hospital for a full examination.

But if he actually went, judging by this big car’s words, once they started doing things to him, he wouldn’t have a say in the matter.

What if they really took a tissue sample? Who would he even cry to?

Right now, he couldn’t persuade Yayun.

No matter what, he had to stop this woman.

Suddenly, a line of text flashed before Lin Yi’s eyes.

[Special Mission: “🐴 Collides with 🚗” Triggered.]

[When a 140cm shota meets a 170cm or 165cm older sister, of course she can be called a big car. But why can’t a 170cm or 180cm man have his own big car?]

[Roaring down the road in a big car, slamming the accelerator into the fuel tank, thick white smoke billowing from burning oil, splashing lubricant across every track that needs it—every man should have this dream.]

[Mission Requirement: 🐴 Collides with 🚗]

[Reward: Complete “Platinum Star” (10 seconds)]

[Time Limit: Three days]

[Friendly Reminder: What kind of big car are you, and what kind of driver am I? Taming a big car is what a qualified driver should do. Start with the first step—find the right big car for you. Step two: Test the layout 😋.]

Lin Yi quickly scanned the mission and fell into thought.

The reward was genuinely good—time stop. Though the duration was short, it was undeniably useful.

But the mission target just had to be this invincible big car in front of him.

From their earlier conversation, it was clear she didn’t see men as people—just tools, objects, pets.

Not to mention, a big car had big car strength. Her power level had to be at least three or four times that of an ordinary woman.

And ordinary women were already 1.5 times stronger than ordinary men.

Right now, he was barely equivalent to less than twice the strength of an average man. She could knock him flat with one slap.

And he still had another problem to solve first.

“Dr. Li, the secrets of my body might not require a hospital visit. You could find out right here,” Lin Yi said with a smile.

“Oh? So you do know about your body’s condition—you’ve just been hiding it from your owner.”

Hearing this, the faint smile on Lihua Yu’s lips deepened, her gaze brimming with even greater interest as she studied Lin Yi.

“No, Dr. Li. If even your eyes—sharper than any machine—couldn’t detect anything wrong with me, then a hospital checkup probably wouldn’t yield any useful results either.”

Lin Yi spoke with confidence.

“……”

Lihua Yu smiled wordlessly, though her pupils contracted slightly.

Noticing her reaction, Lin Yi quickly added, “Rather than wasting time on pointless hospital visits, how about this—I’ll agree to private research sessions with you. Without telling Zhuang Yayun.”

“You’re quite bold, aren’t you? A pet daring to betray its owner, trying to establish a private relationship with me. Do you have any idea what happens to little dogs like you who stray from their masters? They get locked indoors and whipped mercilessly with leather belts.”

Lihua Yu chuckled, crossing her legs and running her fingers over the genuine leather sofa.

The man was right.

In her family’s private hospital, no medical equipment was more precise than her own eyes.

What she could see, machines might miss.

And what she couldn’t see? Her family’s hospital wouldn’t find it either.

To her eyes, Lin Yi’s body was perfectly healthy—aside from excessive yang energy, there were no issues at all. She couldn’t pinpoint the cause.

With everyone else, she could spot signs of subhealth at a glance, even if the exact problem required a hospital visit. But this ability of hers—to detect illness in others—had failed for the first time with this man.

He was becoming more fascinating by the minute.

Lin Yi checked the time. Half an hour was almost up.

“Dr. Li, if you advise Yayun not to take me to the hospital, our private exchanges could involve… bolder activities. If you refuse, well—this opportunity won’t come again.”