episode_0015

One breadcrumb set the gallery on fire.

It was a speculative post about who Jjudeok is and what he does.

Title) Isn’t Jjudeok actually an impressive guy?

Even though he’s done all sorts of things, is he just an ordinary person?

Seems like someone knowledgeable about the continent’s affairs, maybe a noble or a sage.

ㄴBut he seems to be too fond of the heart to say that.

ㄴDo sages dislike hearts?

ㄴAre you a sage?

ㄴ? No?

ㄴMe neither.

ㄴAre there sages anywhere?

ㄴSages might like hearts too.

ㄴI’m a heart in real life, and even the sages like me.

ㄴHaha, a heart lover…

ㄴEven Matapju likes hearts, so everyone is probably similar.

ㄴBut Matapju isn’t here, haha.

ㄴJust pick one from white, red, green, and blue, haha.

ㄴYou can exclude white since Matapju is a woman, haha.

ㄴIs there a rule that says women dislike it?

ㄴ?

ㄴ!

ㄴIsn’t he a person from a different dimension?

ㄴThat could be possible, you never know.

ㄴOne thing for sure, Cola seems to be from a different world.

ㄴFor real, how can Cola not be?

ㄴSurprisingly, he might be from the continent. Cola was brought here with some ability, yeah.

ㄴJjudeok has such a unique ability that all possibilities exist.

ㄴThat’s true.

ㄴJust think about the old Jjudeoks, for real.

ㄴNewbies on the forum probably wouldn’t know, haha.

ㄴShould’ve lurked like me, haha (lurking for three hundred years).

ㄴDamn, how do you lurk for three hundred years?

ㄴIf it’s three hundred years, how many generations is that for humans, haha.

Of course, not all posts were like that.

While some were building interest and goodwill towards Jjudeok.

There were also those who quietly started to criticize him.

Title) Even if Jjudeok is impressive,

He’s a dangerous individual.

Seems like a state of emergency in all countries right now.

There will be many factions wanting to take Jjudeok away.

Expecting a headache because of Jjudeok, yeah.

ㄴCan’t we just kill him?

ㄴIt’s easier to eliminate the source of the problem, haha.

ㄴIf we kill Jjudeok and a real psycho appears as the next Jjudeok, the forum will be doomed that day, haha.

ㄴSeems better to keep him alive, though.

ㄴFor real, haha, even after a few heartbreaks, communication is still possible, haha.

ㄴIf it doesn’t work out, maybe the Elf Queen or the Demon King can handle the heartbreak, haha.

ㄴWould that even work, damn, haha.

ㄴ???: The Demon King must handle the heartbreak.

ㄴHaha.

ㄴWhat crime is the one who goes to say that committing, haha.

ㄴBoth are known for their busy schedules. They probably won’t engage in forum wars. In fact, they said they aren’t that type of people, yeah.

ㄴStill, they might engage in forum wars in their free time?

ㄴBoth of them are busy?

ㄴThe Elf Queen is busy reading books in the library or managing the World Tree, while the Demon King is training and governing the internal affairs of Mazeloth, no time for forum wars.

ㄴManaging the World Tree (huge task, very demanding) vs always in internal conflict in Mazeloth.

ㄴHaha, both of them are in hell.

ㄴEngaging in forum wars with such responsibilities? Haha.

Title) Shall we check the forum’s opinion? Haha.

Kill Jjudeok: Upvote.

Save Jjudeok: Downvote.

Upvotes 725 Downvotes 21964.

ㄴCan’t lose Cola, can’t lose the auction house, damn bastards.

ㄴDon’t know about Jjudeok, but Cola cider is a must-have now that it’s gone.

ㄴWhy kill Jjudeok, haha, getting a new Jjudeok is also a task.

ㄴDon’t you remember the forum’s downtime? Haha.

ㄴTactical nuke season is coming!!!!!!!

ㄴRight now, Jjudeok is an angel, haha.

Title) Consequences of Killing Jjudeok

All the establishments that have appeared so far will disappear.

ㄴFor real?

ㄴAll the gambling dens, racetracks, etc., everything will disappear.

– In fact, it’s easier to think of it as a seasonal system.

– The auction house will appear briefly and then disappear.

– Briefly (more than 10 years) lol

– Just… if you die, there’s no cola…?

– Of course

– Huh?

– S**t lol bring the firewood!!!!!

– Is that a thing?

– It’s certain we don’t have it at our house.

– What about the next door?

– Are you a thief lol

– Just search all day like that s**t lol

– But isn’t the firewood mentioned in legends?

– Where is that lol there are animals with long necks too lol

– How can there be an animal with a head that’s 2 meters long lol

– Lol for real, just say there’s a strange animal that’s a mix of a duck and a raccoon

Title) But I have a question about Juttak

Where does all the money earned from running the auction house go?

– This is a bit strange.

– It seems like they earn thousands of gold every day.

– If they use that money for strange things, it’s not unthinkable.

– What kind of things?

– Putting women in a row at the window to admire their chests?

– Lol lol

– Honestly, everyone wants to try it lol

– Can’t resist playing emperor with pretty sisters lol

– But where does the money go?

– This needs to be investigated.

– It’s essential to inquire because it could pose a threat to the continent’s political situation.

Where does all the hefty commission from the auction house disappear to?

Maybe Juttak is eating it all and planning something suspicious.

With that money, they could be plotting behind the scenes to overthrow the country.

Bubbling, bubbling.

A post appeared on the gallery that was burning.

Title) Juttak’s explanation is out!!!!!!

What is this?

– Ate chicken skewers

– Chicken skewers?

– What’s a chicken skewer?

– It’s chicken skewered on a stick.

– Oh, I didn’t know that s**t

– I just found out too, thanks

– A gallery full of idiots who don’t even know what chicken skewers are lol

– Ask your mom to buy you some lol

– I don’t have a mom

– What.

– Oh

– Ugh trash

– You trash, are you even human for saying that?

– Die you b*****d

– Ate chicken skewers?

– How much can you buy with that money?

– They probably ate all the chicken skewers on the continent lol

– This guy’s gonna burst lol

– But why chicken skewers?

– Isn’t chicken skewers a slang term?

– There’s a possibility it’s an industry term or slang.

– But judging by Juttak’s actions, it seems like it’s really chicken skewers

– They probably just bought chicken skewers lol

– Should we stake out at a chicken skewer restaurant to find Juttak?

– The owners of chicken skewer restaurants make a grand entrance lol

– Real-time increase in chicken skewer sales lol

– ?? : Why is the chicken skewer business doing so well!!!!!!!!

– Yeah lol Juttak won’t be found lol

– From reading the post, it seems like they’re not willing to reveal where they’re going to use it.

– Yeah, that seems right

– They’re openly declaring to hide the source of their usage lol

– It’s their personal funds, so it’s okay, but

– It’s important to prove that it’s clean so that there won’t be any controversy

– Clean? You bought chicken skewers lol

– Lol for real, you bought chicken skewers, how did you do that?

– Endure chicken skewers? Well-cooked chicken leg meat in a spicy and sweet sauce?

– Damn lol my mouth is watering

– I’ll buy a chicken skewer first and then come back

Title) Juttak has no intention of explaining himself

Ate ‘chicken skewers’ lol

– Another win for chicken skewers today lol

– After seeing Juttak’s explanation, I also bought chicken skewers lol it’s so delicious

– Chicken skewer tip) It’s even more delicious when fried

Title: Messing with Juttak Too Much

If I fry my shoes, they’ll taste good.

Have you ever tried frying shoes?

I have eaten them when I was hungry.

What?

Hey.

Title: What if Juttak turns into ‘that guy’?

Oh no.

That won’t happen.

Oh no.

Why is everyone saying “oh no”?

They don’t know?

They don’t know who that is? Lol

Who is that guy!!!!

Is it Juttak?

Yeah, seems like it.

Lol, newbies on the forum are pitiful and pathetic.

So, who is that guy?

They’ve sealed off the forum lol

Actually, they limited users to one post per day and two comments.

Lololol

The forum is deserted.

That’s what’s happening lol

Title: Juttak needs to explain ㅇㅇ;

Where did you eat the chicken skewers?

How delicious were they to spend thousands of gold coins?

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For real lol

How good is that place?

Quickly give me the address for the chicken skewers!!!!

I just ordered chicken skewers lol

Chicken skewers are starting to flood the auction house lol

Why are there so many chicken skewer makers lol

Which place is the most delicious?

Mother and daughter chicken skewers are delicious.

This place is good.

Mother and daughter chicken skewer rice bowl is delicious lol

They’re all sold out already.

Oh no, I missed out again.

So, there’s no explanation from Juttak?

Yeah

Is Juttak starting to act up too?

The sentiment of the forum users began to deteriorate.

The demand for a proper explanation is increasing.

With hundreds of billions in Korean won being spent, it was natural for people to be interested in someone who earns that much money every day.

─Isn’t it suspicious to deliberately hide it?

Such responses started to come up gradually.

At this moment when the attention was focused, I posted a pre-written post on the forum.

─Juttak

Title: Explanation ㅇㅇ;;;

Ate chicken skewers and used the rest for forum maintenance costs ㅇㅇ;

What?

There are forum maintenance costs?

What nonsense is this?

Stop talking nonsense.

Are you crazy?

If you lie, you can’t use this forum!

─Juttak

Title: It’s real;

I used my own money to buy the cola ㅅㅂ

What?

Was it your money? Lol

Lololol

I didn’t know that lol

Then isn’t it okay to buy cola again with the money from selling cola?

Juttak) I do buy cola again at a high price with the money from selling cola.

What?

Is it expensive?

Juttak) 10 times more.

What?

???

What?

The auction house fee of 10 silver is converted to 1 point.

Buying cola with the earned points from the fee made it ten times more expensive.

─Juttak

Title: Cola isn’t free

You bastards

Are you crazy? They were operating like that?

This guy is insane lol

Is bankruptcy possible if you buy a lot of cola?

Juttak) That’s not the case, but it’s good to be cautious. It’s not unlimited.

Damn, it was way crazier than I thought.

Yeah lol

Chicken skewers << Overconsumption lol

From the looks of it, it seems like he hasn't spent anything other than chicken skewers lol

Those bastards are cursing and tearing him apart just because he ate one chicken skewer because he was hungry…

Juttak, who was managing the forum, just ate one chicken skewer because he was hungry… and suddenly he's getting cursed at… torn apart…

Juttak probably got fired from Satan and is looking for a new job now lol

Title) I'm Sorry, Jooddak

It was the chicken skewers that you liked so much…

Now you can't eat them anymore…

I bought some chicken skewers after thinking of you for a long time…

ㄴJooddak didn't die, lol

ㄴWasn't it that he died because he couldn't eat chicken skewers?

ㄴDon't kill Jooddak, lol

ㄴI bet they'll serve chicken skewers at the funeral, lol

ㄴHaha, I'll definitely attend the funeral, for real

Title) Jooddak, Is that True?

You spent all that money on just one cola?

Jooddak, explain properly

ㄴI bought chicken skewers, lol

ㄴWhat else do I need to explain, lol

ㄴYeah, what else do I need to explain?

"Just so you know."

How should I explain this? Should I ban all the trolls?

As I pondered, my phone rang with a notification.

【Gallery Administrator Chat】

―DemonLord) Oh

―DemonLord) Jooddak, explain yourself~~ Where did you buy those chicken skewers that you're eating alone~~~ㅇㅅㅇ

―PlantDruid) Are chicken skewers tasty?

―DemonLord) It's a jaw-breaking food for elves~~ ㅇ3ㅇ

―PlantDruid) My jaw doesn't hurt!!

―Hero) I had chicken skewers. They were delicious!

Looks like the chicken skewers are a hot topic here too.

I chuckled and replied to the messages.

―Jooddak) Where I bought the chicken skewers is a secret.

―DemonLord: You're being too much~

―PlantDruid) Well… Jooddak, personal information is sensitive, right…

―Hero) Do you need any protection?

"Protection."

But do I really need that?

─Hero) It's good to be prepared for the unknown! Jooddak is in a dangerous position, after all!

─Jooddak) For real?

Is that so?

I decided to consider getting protection later…

Now is the perfect time to immerse myself in silence.

"What? Did someone call for Jooddak?"

Make sure that topic doesn't come up.

I purchased an artifact that looks like a camera in Gallery Administrator mode.

It's labeled as a Mana Camera.

It looks like a smartphone, so the operation was familiar.

Click.

I took a quick selfie. How does it look?

While writing a post in the gallery, I transferred the photo from the camera.

The photo uploaded with a blue shimmer.

"Oh."

This is fascinating.

I continued writing the post while uploading the photo.

―Jooddak

Title) Jooddak Certified by Bourjois Jooddak

(Sloppily arranged single-room photo.jpg)

Just finished eating the chicken skewers ㅇㅇ;

ㄴ????

ㄴWhat's missing here? lol

ㄴWhy is there nothing here? lol

ㄴDid this guy intentionally remove the items?

ㄴBut this place looks like an entrance right now, lol

ㄴJooddak seems really poor, doesn't he?

ㄴOr maybe he just doesn't care about money, lol

ㄴIs this just a setup to make it look like a single room?

ㄴBut the clothes and trash positions seem too lifelike, lol

ㄴWhat's with the toilet paper? lol

ㄴYeah, this guy crumpled up the toilet paper, lol

ㄴWhat's with Jooddak…? Does he have a lot of money? Bourjois…?

ㄴWho are these guys talking about danger, lol

ㄴFor real, Jooddak doesn't seem to be living well, does he?

ㄴDoes he even have a window in his room?

ㄴHe even has curtains on that one, lol

ㄴYeah, lol, he can't even tell if it's day or night

ㄴCan't even pinpoint which continent he lives on, lol

ㄴIt's not even intentionally hidden, lol, this is the real humor of life, lol

ㄴAnd there's one fact that we overlooked

ㄴWhat is it?

ㄴHas anyone checked Jooddak's gallery login time?

ㄴ??

"Damn, spending an average of 20 hours a day online, where does this person find the time to spend money?"

"Haha, if they keep this up, they won't even be able to go outside."

"Chicken skewers << Seriously, they went out to buy these leisurely haha."

"They squeezed in time to go buy chicken skewers… and yet these jerks are cursing them out…"

"For real haha."

"They even spent 24 hours one day just on the forum haha."

"There's even a 28-hour forum session?"

"Living legend of a lifestyle haha."

"What's up with this loser living the life of a recluse? Secretly plotting something? Hiding funds? Haha."

Title: The Reason Behind the Recluse Life

How can someone live like that?

It's unbelievable.

"For real, how can they survive in such a small room?"

"A wealthy and dangerous person living in a tiny studio apartment? Haha."

"I doubt even cockroaches can survive here haha."

"What, this is my home."

This was posted to clarify the misunderstanding. Isn't this going too far?

It seems the layout of the studio apartment is horrifying to them.

The image in the gallery has changed.

A wealthy and mysterious recluse, what schemes could they be plotting?

Not anymore.

After spending all day managing the gallery, they were mocked for eating a chicken skewer, becoming a pitiful target for gossip.

That's why comforting comments from the forum users have appeared.

Title: Are you okay, Recluse Oppa?

(An image of a dark elf covered with a bath towel.jpg)

Should I show it?

Recluse: ㄱ

"What, first comment? Haha."

"You're 3 seconds slower than the post time haha."

"This guy is so fast haha."

"I don't care about money or anything, the important thing is the bath towel haha."

"He might fall for a girl and end up running the forum into the ground haha."

"I'd prefer that haha."

"For real, that's better. The power-hungry Recluse was the most dangerous."

"Next, the Recluse who carried out the human extinction project haha."

"Damn, were there so many villainous Recluses? Haha."

"So now the Recluse is just cute, right? Haha."

"People are just unnecessarily gossiping about the Recluse being dangerous."

Sympathy and positive opinions are starting to increase.

As expected, the elf bath towel helped lighten the mood the most.

Quickly saving the elf bath towel, and then proceeding to save the succubus, dark elf, and human bath towels that followed.

"Dwarf, you son of a…"

Phew. I resisted the urge to ban them and held back.

The humanoid furry is still tolerable.

While browsing through adult content on the forum, a new post appeared.

Title: The Reason Why the Recluse is a Noble

"Huh? What noble?"