episode_0013

‘Oh, fuck God.’

Even I, who usually do not blindly believe in religion, had no choice but to cry out to the Lord in the face of this incredible ordeal.

On the outside, Yoon Dong-gun was just an ordinary alpha male(?), but the power he possessed was truly enormous. Although it wasn’t just a simple reason such as being good at fighting or having a lot of money at home.

In terms of power, of course, no one can match the villain Lee Ji-woon, and even in terms of his family, Lee Ji-woon is probably wealthier.

But fundamentally, Yun Dong-gun was the main character in this unreleased poem. No matter how ordinary the character is, or even if it is lacking, the moment you give it the title of protagonist, people are bound to turn away.

Even if the heroine has abnormal body specifications of 130cm and 130kg, wouldn’t the heroines still like the main character even if they have some special reason? If you are a eunuch, there is a platonic relationship, and if you are blind, there are heroines all over the world who will be your eyes, because this is the power that the protagonist has.

Is that all there is? All developments and stories would flow in a form tailored to the main character, and in the process, all the honey would inevitably be sucked. One of those honeys might be an opportunity to drive this golden sun, who belongs to the wealthy class, to his death.

‘What did I do wrong?’

Even if I think about it a hundred times, I can’t find it. It would have been better than Lee Ji-woon’s actions in the story, and there is absolutely no case in which it was worse. Because, no matter who possessed him, it would be difficult for him to gain greater notoriety than this bastard.

Why did you take the time to come see me? First of all, I couldn’t openly look down on him, so I tried to control the weight as much as I could, but the pain that felt like something was being shoved into my buttocks was imminent.

“Why. Do you have something to say?”

I responded bluntly and coldly, but my heart was already pumping blood into the left atrium and right ventricle one after the other.

The fate of my anus was at stake with every word I spoke. I felt like I wanted to actively utilize the cone, saying, ‘Why don’t we call it a draw?’

However, at this point, it was an ambiguous situation where I didn’t even know if bowing down was the right answer. Because I won’t know the ripple effect that will hit me if I carry out that action until the very last moment.

So, I wanted to live like an invisible person. Whether it’s the butterfly effect or the moth effect, you have to do something to get results, but I was planning to withhold the results without doing anything.

Of course, since our protagonist came in front of me in person, my winning strategy had no choice but to go to waste. From now on, freestyle. In terms of hip hop, it’s like a freestyle rap battle.

Eminem!! give it to me! Strong…!

“I thought things had changed a bit, but he’s still a bit picky.”

“There is a saying that when a person changes, it is time to die.”

“I hope that isn’t true. Hearing news of the death of someone around me is not a very pleasant situation for me.”

Ugh, fuck. With the ninja-like cringe lurking between every word, I had to focus all my attention on controlling my shaking hands and feet.

If it weren’t for Geumtaeyang’s natural athletic ability, I would have become as dull as a Japanese whirlwind cartoon by now.

After all, the main character is the main character. Every word was written in a dazzling style that could only be found in a work of art. The theory in my head was that the creator’s brain was pickled because he watched Japanese cartoons too often.

“Let’s keep the business simple. We’re not in a friendly relationship, right?”

“Hehe, that’s right. We once walked together looking at the same place, but unfortunately we ended up taking different paths.”

No shit, Dong-gun Yoon was a stronger enemy than I thought. It was clear that this guy wasn’t planning on sending me to juvenile detention, but rather killing me right here and there.

Was this character originally like this? There were some cringe-worthy comments in the original work as well, but I don’t remember him twisting time and space to this extent.

‘Could it be that this guy… is just saying the worst lines he can say?’

It was a thought that came to me late. Due to the nature of the game, the protagonist has time to choose an option before speaking.

Depending on the choice you make, the ending may be different or the story may change. However, there were some choices that were intentionally designed to give gamers fun, and some that were mine-type choices that no one should choose.

In my opinion, the words that Dong-gun Yoon is saying now seem very similar to the words that come out when that type of option is chosen. A collection of lines from the second year of middle school. It was a pattern that appeared frequently in producers who were sick and had to fill in four options.

Should I consider this fortunate, or should I think of it the other way around? However, one thing was certain: at this very moment, my life was being threatened by Yun Dong-gun’s concentrated middle school power.

Please don’t inflate the sentences with all kinds of rhetoric, just keep the matter simple. Can’t you see that space and time are distorting because of you? A problem worse than quantum mechanics is looming before my eyes…!

“At first, I tried to ignore you like I always did. However, the way you showed me on the first day of school definitely gave me a different feeling than before…”

“Okay, just business.”

“I hope you can become friends with Park Ha-eun.”

“….what?”

After being carpet bombed by Yeji Lee, what happened to my ears? I couldn’t help but reflect on the words that should never have come out of the protagonist’s mouth and seriously wonder whether I was hallucinating.

“What on earth is that…”

“You’ll know it when you see it, right? Park Ha-eun wants us to go back to the way it was before.”

“Of course I know that, but what I’m curious about is you who always stopped Park Ha-eun…”

“Wondering why it suddenly changed?”

Oh, this middle school 2nd grader, Shekki, keeps interrupting people. It’s impossible to squeeze even a single honey chestnut into it.

I had no choice but to listen to the main character, who continued to explain each and every detail, absorbed in his boastfulness.

“Because of your change, Park Ha-eun’s heart is greatly shaken. With my keen eye, I was able to grasp it closely.”

“uh.”

“I think that maybe we can go back to the way it was before. This poor childhood friend of mine is immersed in these thoughts and spends every night engulfed in worry. And I, another childhood friend who lives across the street, just discovered it by chance.”

“uh.”

“I may have been with her for a long time, but I am not a great person with cold blood enough to ignore these issues. You have changed, and Park Ha-eun wants you to go back to the way you were before. Is there a valid reason why I need to widen the gap between the two here?”

Yoon Dong-gun, who spread his arms out wide with an expression of understanding everything that was going on in the world, was even more absorbed in the black magic of middle school than he thought. Isn’t this an abyss? It’s at a level where I’m scared it might move.

Putting aside the lines and even just looking at the report, what Dong-gun Yoon said seemed to make half a point. He looked like he was half out of his mind.

Before deciding whether his way of thinking was right or not, I had to make a choice. Either follow the protagonist’s words and return to the old relationship with Park Ha-eun, or do nothing before causing a butterfly or moth effect.

I thought for about ten seconds with an expressionless face. Dong-gun Yoon, who was on the other side, grinned as if he knew that would happen (he was oddly annoyed), shrugged his shoulders, and began to rhyme again.

“It will be difficult at first. However, if I approach it with a sense of lightly adjusting the rhythm, it won’t be that difficult for me. Because it wasn’t such an extreme thing to say to become best friends with Park Ha-eun from this moment on.”

For example, the idea was to just match the rhythm at first and gradually develop the rhythm.

That’s easier said than done. If everything goes as you say, why do people fight and why are there conflicts…

‘…uh?’

As my logic circuit was on the verge of exploding from overload, a truly amazing thought occurred to me.

Originally, my strategy was based on ‘if there is no progress in the relationship, nothing happens.’ But is that really right?

Even the smallest action can have ramifications in the future. But, in other words, that ‘trivial action’ could also include ‘standing still and doing nothing.’

In other words, the observation itself was no longer a reasonable escape. Rather, a better option could have been to moderately intervene in the work and try to directly change Lee Ji-woon’s fate.

The main characters in the work are Park Ha-eun and Yoon Dong-gun. Maintain an appropriate relationship with them and guide them in a direction that is far from opening the anus. Wouldn’t this be the optimal and best option I can make right now?

“Heh. If it were you, I would have understood the words.”

As if reading my thoughts, Dong-gun Yoon pulled out one of his collection of angry lines. A suitable relationship that is neither too good nor too bad. If you walk a tightrope with your feet here, the destination you see at the end will definitely be Heaven.

‘Absolutely not, it’s because it hurts my heart to keep rejecting Park Ha-eun.’

…Anyway, it wasn’t. maybe.

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Pop-

A broken sharp lead. The owner of the object was in the process of butchering the lead from a sharp pencil, blood forming in his delicate hands.

She has shiny blonde hair and a skin tone similar to Lee Ji-woon. Lee Ye-ji, who had a sharp look, had her fierce eyes sharpened even more.

‘Park haeun….!’

Lee Ye-ji’s time with Lee Ji-woon, who she was quite comfortable with, was interrupted by a puppy. No, it might actually have been a fox. Because the timing of the strike was so sharp.

A fox dressed as a dog. The damn childhood friend who had been persistently chasing Lee Ji-woon since middle school had been trying to invade their personal space at some point.

Ji-woon Lee was still solving the problem well based on his introduction to women’s studies (which was Ye-ji Lee’s expectation), but he still didn’t know how to deal with people. Because Park Ha-eun’s appearance was so outstanding, she may have instinctively felt a sense of crisis.

“No way.. I won’t fall for that fox bitch’s trick…!!?”

“Yeji Lee.”

“Absolutely not! Jiwoon is mine! Hiding behind that innocent face, she must be trying a wicked trick like other bitches…!”

“What is he mumbling? Someone please call him.”

“Jiwoon doesn’t know much about women, so this is something that can’t be helped… W, you’ve been hurt by women a lot before… right? If you don’t protect your best friend, you will definitely be caught by those cunning foxes… huh?”

Yeji Lee, who was muttering quietly to herself, was able to wake up from her thoughts when the female student sitting next to her tapped her arm.

Currently it is math class. The teacher in charge of the math class just sighed and looked at Yeji Lee with relaxed eyes.

“Yeji Lee. Do you know what I was explaining?”

“…….”

“Should I go back?”

“Ugh.. Yes…”

Her ears turned red from the faint laughter of her classmates, so she had no choice but to quickly grab her textbooks and go to her locker.

“Ssi.. so embarrassed…”

Yeji Lee was quite sloppy today as well.