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The academy’s dormitory was a two-person room. There was a bunk bed inside, and each bed had a name tag next to its frame.

My name tag was attached to the first floor of the bed. The name tag was removed and moved to the second floor.

Then Kang Soo-ho frowned.

“You crazy bastard. What are you doing?”

“I occupy the second floor.

“It doesn’t matter if it’s on the first or second floor, but just ask first.”

“Usually, best friends have things in common even if they don’t say anything.”

“Damn.”

By some coincidence, I ended up sharing the same room with Kang Soo-ho.

I was very lucky. There were too many unsettling factors about sharing a room with an unknown male student at this academy where gay people were secretly operating.

I felt safer sharing a room with a pro-Japanese stalker than sharing a room with a gay person.

At least stalkers like women. There was no need to worry about getting infected with smallpox while sleeping.

“Keep stalking in moderation.”

“I’m not a stalker! I’m just a fan?! I was misunderstood by Miss Marie because of you!”

I ignored Kang Soo-ho, who was trying to accuse me of being innocent, and climbed onto the bed.

Of course, the higher places have better views. In particular, I felt stable because the ceiling was close.

I lay down on my back facing the ceiling, and the soft feel of the mattress comfortably embraced my entire body. This is good. It seems to be much better than the bed I used in the original world.

A yawn suddenly escaped my mouth.

“Haaam…. The mattress is really soft.”

“Because it’s Avalon Academy. Each of these must cost millions of won? I heard that each and every item used in the facility is of the highest quality.”

“If you have the money, I’ll give you a room or a private room.”

“I admit that.”

I heard that double rooms are used to foster cooperation and bonding among students… Honestly, I’m not sure if it’s useful.

Rather, wouldn’t it only have stimulated gays who were targeting the backs of their co-workers?

Thinking about it that way, I was glad that my roommate was Suho. I got goosebumps all over my body when I imagined that a gay person would be my roommate.

“Suho. Let’s go together forever.”

“…I like girls.”

“Fuck you. I like girls too.”

“No.”

What’s in that head that makes an innocent person mistaken for gay?

Suho You are banished from my ‘best friend’.

“Pro-Japanese, anti-nationalist, racist, fucking Ilbe stalker….”

“How long does that conspiracy go on?”

“Chewdeok and stalker are not evil.”

“I’m not a stalker!”

“The victims’ tears are proof.”

“Ah… fuck. How will I see Miss Marie tomorrow…”

Kang Soo-ho suddenly started screaming and pulling out his head. In this world where disabled people are treated preferentially, he is trying to become a disabled person with hair loss.

Since I couldn’t just watch my friend go bald, I comforted Kang Su-ho with the gentlest smile I could.

“Hey, it’s okay. Even if that hadn’t happened anyway, I wouldn’t have been able to say a single word to you for the rest of my life. Isn’t it a good thing that Marie now knows your name?”

“Fuck… Don’t hit me with facts because it hurts….”

I felt like I was wasting my time talking with Kang Su-ho, who just kept whining, so I decided to use this time more productively.

This is web surfing. Swimming in the sea of information and scraping off the foam could be said to be the most productive thing in the world.

I turned on my smartphone and searched for ‘Avalon Academy’ on the Internet.

[Avalon Academy Gallery (m)]

“As expected, information is magic.”

“what?”

“I’m just talking to myself so don’t worry about it and I’m just dragging my feet.”

“You bastard….”

The community was noisy about one idiot.

[There was one among these freshmen]

[Valignano vice-principal suddenly called me a negro, but I almost lost it because I was laughing so hard hahaha]

[LOL]

[Really???]

[Oh, I should go see the entrance ceremony too]

It seems that there was a raceist new student who caused a lot of aggro at the entrance ceremony. It was truly a terrible and terrifying incident.

In the end, I couldn’t hold back my fear and left a comment.

[They said the new student’s name was Kang Su-ho]

Immediately after that, several replies came in.

└[Oh, I heard that too, he’s a stalker of the Lee Shin Saint woman hahahaha]

└[Saint Lee Shin is cute]

How come the nickname of the freshman representative is Lee Shin Seong-nyeo?

So the saintly stalker Kang Su-ho is Lee Shin-chong? Now that I think about it, it seems a bit fitting.

For some reason, he was tearing out his hair. There was a reason why I admired baldness.

“Suho, you are famous on the Internet now.”

“…what?”

“I was stuffed as Marie Thierry Stoker, not as Saint Lee Shin…?”

“What?”

Kang Su-ho quickly took out his smartphone and searched his own name, but suddenly felt despair once again.

Now there was no need to even tear out my hair. My hair was falling out due to excessive stress.

Kang Soo-ho spoke in a hollow tone, as if he had let something go.

“I should commit suicide….”

“Then can I have the switch over there?”

“You bastard…! Please comfort me!”

“What kind of comfort is this boy? Stop acting like a gay man.”

“What the fuck are you T?”

“uh.”

“Then there’s nothing we can do….”

This is why emotional F is not allowed.

All day long, they only wish for comfort or sympathy, and have no enthusiasm to take the lead in resolving the situation. This is why you become a stalker who secretly memorizes the idol Namu Wiki.

“I think it’s a good thing. The evaluation won’t get any worse here, right?”

“That’s very comforting.”

“Anyway, Marie Thierry doesn’t even know your face. If she had known, she might have filed a complaint right away, but in that respect, it’s fortunate. At least she won’t be punished harshly for being ugly.”

“Fuck.”

And so the first day at the academy ended with Kang Su-ho’s swear words.

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Students gathered in the spacious training hall. Overall, it was a scene reminiscent of a sports complex. There was a track, exercise equipment, a shooting range, and wooden benches to sit on.

“We will now begin the basic skills test. Students whose names are called should come forward first.”

Basic skills test.

This is a tutorial event where you can check each person’s combat abilities, including magic, swordsmanship, archery, and spells.

Of course I don’t know any of them. If you mess up, you’ll be expelled.

The professor called the student’s name.

“Borjigin Horozaya (Боржигин Horolжаяа).”

Borgigin horo… what? How can a person’s name be Horojachi? Is it a baby in nursing care?

The first to step forward was a Mongolian girl named Horojasaik. They were of the Mongoloid race, with their short black, stiff hair and strong eyes, but in fact, that wasn’t what stood out the most.

bathchair. She was in a wheelchair. Surprisingly, he was crippled!

“They say Mongolians are one with horses, but they are one with wheelchairs?”

“You really practice racism like you breathe.”

“Why the fuck is this racism?”

This is not what racism is.

If I had meant to say something racist, my mother would have asked me if I meant it. Isn’t it possible that half of his lower body was cut off because he was born as a centaur?

“Borjigin Horoja of the Gunner class. Are you going to use your personal weapons for the bow and arrows?”

“yes!”

“Then let’s start measuring.”

Borjigin took out a square bow similar in shape to the national bow.

I hung the arrow, pulled the string, held my breath, and released it. The arrow, fired like a beam of light, flew sharply and stuck in the target. The location of the arrow could be confirmed through the electronic display board next to it.

Right in the middle. It was a hit. It was a clean and accurate shot.

Without realizing it, admiration came out to me.

“Oh. Isn’t that amazing?”

“Dohan, do you even know who you can praise?”

“What are you looking at people for?”

“You crazy racist psychopath.”

“Exactly!”

After all, friends are the only ones who understand friends. I was moved by Kang Soo-ho’s accurate assessment.

I also opened my mouth to repay Kang Su-ho’s friendship.

One word is enough to describe Kang Soo-ho.

“stalker.”

“Fuck.”

Kang Su-ho must have been moved as well, as he shed tears and started muttering to himself. As I was crying and muttering unintelligible words to myself, I looked like a ghost from a B-grade horror movie.

The students around him looked at Kang Soo-ho like he was crazy. I also joined the trend and treated Kang Soo-ho like a crazy person.

Whether Kang Soo-ho despaired or not, the basic ability test proceeded without stopping.

Black, blind, gay, Muslim, lesbian, black, stalker, Chinese, one-armed… It was a new world, but it was a world with a really sick setting. There were really a lot of idiots.

So my turn came.

“Next, student Kim Do-han of the close combat class.”

“yes.”

“Are you going to use your own weapon?”

“I don’t have any.”

“Then you can use the training weapons provided at the training range.”

“yes.”

I’ve never been in a fight before, so what kind of weapon is it? You’ll be lucky if you don’t hurt yourself while swinging the knife.

After carefully examining the weapon, I picked up the safe-looking baton and swung it around. Is this called Palcheokbong?

“I’ll take this.”

“A baton…? It uses a unique weapon. All you have to do is swing it as hard as possible at the measuring instrument here.”

After all, it’s better than a dagger.

I grabbed the palcheok stick, remembering the feeling of swinging a baseball bat when I was young. It may not have been a weapon used this way, but it seemed better than a clumsy strike.

Just like that, the moment you make a full swing─.

─Bleep!!!

An ear-splitting emergency bell sound was heard, and the ground shook.

The professor urgently raised his voice and controlled the students.

“Gate alert! Everyone prepare for battle!”

The professor who was evaluating the basic ability test acted embarrassed and flustered, but I knew.

This is not like a happening.

It is a ‘practical test’ prepared in advance by the Academy.

“Suho.”

“Crazy! What should I do with this? Is this okay?”

“You must trust me completely.”

“what?”

“As soon as the monster appears, run like crazy towards the east gate.”

It is a ‘practical tutorial’ where users who have learned the operation method learn the sense of play.

And I knew the strategy for this tutorial.