Unboxing
What came out of the biggest box was…
“Ta-da!”
A build-it-yourself plastic bed.
• ???
• Why’d you buy that?
• What are you gonna use that for?
“This is for my waiting room. It’s so empty, you know? Honestly, every time I come to the waiting room, I feel like I’m going crazy because of the all-white background, so I bought some furniture.”
Actually, this was bought to live locked in the Tower if the revolution against the mega-guild failed.
‘I have to look out for myself…’
Along with the bed came a mountain of household goods: a fluffy mattress, pillows, blankets, a chair, a table, butane gas, clothes, a frying pan, and more.
I unequipped my gear and changed into the comfortable clothes I bought.
“Ta-da~”
• Oh, casual wear
• Hehehe
• Do an ahegao, please
• Double peace ahegao, lol
• Why is that hot, lol
I started organizing my things in my lighter outfit, but a slight problem arose.
Just the bed and mattress filled up almost all of my 500L inventory.
“No, this is smaller than I thought?”
I thought it would be quite large since it could hold 250 2L water bottles, but it’s not as big as I expected.
I had no choice but to pile the furniture and clothes roughly in the living room and start opening the expensive items in earnest.
[Elphina Tree Sap] Concentrated sap of the ancient Elphina Tree Divinity +2, can only be consumed once
“Divinity only goes up by 2, but for me, it’s 64.”
It gets an additional 3000 percent from the Onahole Body and 100 percent from the Holy Prostitute job.
• WTF, is that even possible?
• That’s absurd, lol
• LOLOLOLOL
• No flexing
• I’m so dumbfounded I can’t even speak
• Ugh, I just wanna snatch that Divinity pouch
Besides that, several kinds of cost-effective elixirs came out.
[Fragment of Whale King Karman’s Ball] Strength +1 [Holy Water of the Goddess Astria] Divinity +3 … .. .
After eating seven elixirs, Strength went up by 3, Agility by 1, Defense by 5, and Divinity by 10.
Of course, these are the values before the multipliers from various traits are applied.
And finally, the last box.
When I took out the cardboard box, a box that looked like a steel safe appeared.
“Ooh… finally!”
I entered the number that came in a text message, and with a click, the lock was released.
Inside was—
Huygenstov’s Necklace A necklace made by the master craftsman Huygenstov of the city of Ruella by grinding up a living High Elf. Agility +20
“This is actually the main thing, an 800 million won item…”
• Only 20?
• Man, that description is brutal
• Ground up a High Elf…?
• 800 million for +20? Is that right?
[Maniac donated 10,000 won] Info) Lee Dohee’s Haste raises Agility by 30. It goes up by 240 if stacked up to 8 times.
• LOLOLOLOL
• What
• Seriously, that’s so OP
• You spent your entire fortune on this?
• It’s good normally, though
• The problem isn’t the item, it’s Lee Dohee…
• Lee Dohee herself is a scam, lol
• Yeah, I’m not even impressed
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“Ahem… it’s still good. I don’t usually wear other armor or weapons, but I can just keep wearing something like this, you know? And 20 is still pretty big…”
Actually, I’m not that impressed either. Dopamine should be flooding out every time a stat goes up, but I’ve been feeling such huge dopamine rushes lately that I feel like my brain is a little numb.
Yeah, my dopamine threshold has gotten too high.
“Sigh… how much time is left?”
[Time Remaining: 82 hours 28 minutes]
That’s enough.
Actually, the 15th floor was the last trial that could take a long time, but even that was a trial I had luckily encountered in the past, so there are no more trials that can stop me now.
I’ve already figured out how to quickly clear the 16th and 17th floors, and the 18th floor is a time attack that takes 8 hours.
The 19th and 20th floors are immediately followed by combat, so there’s no need to worry about them.
So…
“I’m going to take a nap here. I’m a little tired.”
The Tower returns the body to a perfect state, so there’s no need to sleep. But something feels uncomfortable.
I don’t know if it’s mental fatigue building up, or if the brain is pretending to feel fatigue according to human instinct, but if I don’t sleep, I get a headache and feel tired.
• ???
• You’re sleeping here?
• Huh
• Don’t the 16th and 17th floors both take a really long time??
• Info) The average clear time for the 16th floor is one week
“I have my reasons. It might be worse if my concentration drops from not sleeping. I’ll sleep with the broadcast on, so wake me up if anything happens!”
Broadcasting while sleeping is a precaution against possible assassins from the mega-guilds.
Of course, broadcasting doesn’t mean they can’t catch me, but there would be a considerable difference between viewers witnessing me being caught in real-time and disappearing without a trace, so I’m taking minimal precautions.
Before going to sleep, I take a refreshing shower and leisurely eat rice with the side dishes that the landlady put in the refrigerator.
I pat my slightly full stomach and lie down on the soft bed.
“Haaah…!! This is heaven…”
I stretch and get into bed, and it’s like heaven.
• He’s doing everything he wants…
• Yeah, do everything you want
• Yeah, it’s good for us
• Yeah, yeah, let’s see you when you do the penalty later~
• I’ll punish you, Lee Dohee
• I’ll beat you with my stick
I’m wearing comfortable clothes for the first time in a while, and the soft mattress makes me sleepy.
[Dotdaeat donated 50,000 won] Take off the blanket and sleep naked.
[Terrace donated 50,000 won] Show your pussy and sleep!
“Yaaawn… don’t say weird things~ The alarm is 100,000 won.”
I lightly ignore the sexual harassment donations and try to sleep.
And as soon as I lie down, I fall asleep. As I toss and turn and raise my arm, the blanket slips down and my clothes ride up.
[Doheechamchijolmattang donated 50,000 won] You bitch, you were gonna show your tits anyway
• LOL, true
• She’s sleeping well
• She’s pretty with her hair down too
• How do her clothes ride up like that right away, lol
• Is it normal for that to happen if you have big breasts?
• I want to take off her pants
[Maniac donated 50,000 won] I want to secretly pull down sleeping Lee Dohee’s pants, push her panties aside, and shove it in
• I bet she’d moan in surprise
• She’d pretend to resist at first, but then beg me to push it in deeper
• These guys are starting again, lol
• I really want to sexually harass her
• I just wanna!
• Yeah, she’s that kind of girl
• Ugh… I want to cum on her face
• I want to squeeze those luscious tits
While Lee Dohee sleeps, the viewers release their desires.
8 hours later.
The sun has already set, but I’m preparing to go to work at the Tower.
[Time Remaining: 72 hours 33 minutes]
I was a little late because I leisurely ate, showered, and organized the things I couldn’t finish yesterday.
“I’m leaving!”
I put all the heavy and hard-to-carry items in my inventory and carry two large duffel bags on my back.
I start off, pulling two large wheeled suitcases full of clothes and daily necessities in both hands.
• Why don’t you just put the bags in your inventory?
• Oh, you Muggle…
• You think that’ll work?
The trick of putting bags with multiple items inside into the inventory doesn’t work. The system isn’t stupid.
Of course, there are cases where the criteria are ambiguous.
For example, a bag full of salad with various chopped vegetables goes in as one item. But if you put a bag with apples and bananas in it, it gets separated into a bag, apples, and bananas as soon as it goes into the inventory.
There might be tricks to find, but if it looks like you’re trying to trick it, it always gets separated in the inventory.
According to the most recent research, the most likely problem is whether the inventory owner recognizes the item as one or not.
There’s no way a shallow trick to deceive the system’s mind will work, so you can’t trick it after all.
“Hoo… it’s not bad to carry this as exercise.”
There were people who looked strangely at my tight sweatpants and the clothes that exposed about half of my tits, but everyone was used to the eccentricities of Awakened, so they just glanced at my chest and butt and went their own way.
I entered the Tower, roughly dumped my luggage in the waiting room, and went to the supermarket with only the duffel bags in my inventory.
• ???
• Where are you going?
• What, aren’t you starting the 16th floor?
“I’m going to fill up my inventory. We have plenty of time anyway, right? I’ll stop by a big supermarket and come back.”
• Plen?ty
• No, you’re gonna use up all your time on the 16th floor, you know?
• Really?
• Hehe… Dohee thinks the trials are a joke…
• You bitch, let’s see you during the penalty, lol
•
There is always a separate corner dedicated to Awakened inventories in the large supermarkets near the Tower. I’ve been there countless times in my past life, so I go straight there without looking around.
“Are you… an Awakened?”
As I approached the Awakened-only section, a pretty, busty female employee guided me. She seemed a little surprised, as if she recognized my face.
‘This is just like the old days.’
Since most Awakened were rich men, there was always a pretty, visually appealing female employee waiting. Of course, the automatic mosaic function was on, so viewers could only see her curvy figure.
“I’ll take 40 bottles of 5L water.”
The employee followed me around like I was a VIP, scanning the barcodes of the items I mentioned. And I put them all into my inventory right there.
“For food… I’ll take this. 300 packs.”
Tuna bibimbap packs, which I always ate in the past.
‘This was the best…’
• Kya, Dohee knows what’s good?
• Fr, that’s so delicious
• Look at the employee’s boobs
• Suddenly I’m a fan?
• What, are you all Awakened? How do you know that lol
• Hush, Muggles be quiet
These food packs are made like combat rations, so you can tear them open and eat them after waiting a bit.
And the reason these are popular is that most Awakened are wealthy, so they don’t haggle over prices and the quality is quite high.
So, even though one pack costs almost 20,000 won, it’s convenient to buy a lot since the expiration date is practically non-existent.
Then, a larger tuna bibimbap pack caught my eye.
“Oh? Wait, did a large-capacity pack come out?”
Now that I see it, a 3-serving pack like a 1-serving for Awakened has come out. I complained so much in my past life that I needed this, but it finally came out after I died.
“Ahem… I’ll take 100 of these.”
“……”
The female employee who was counting my items paused her gaze on my chest for a moment, then nodded as if she understood.
“Well, Awakened are usually like that…”
After that, I bought large-capacity diced radish packs and fried egg packs that don’t spoil due to magical processing. And after picking out tissues, emergency antidotes, and finally potions, the 7 inventory slots were full.
‘Wait, I unconsciously unified the food to one type.’
In my past life, I only had a Class A inventory, so I could only put in up to 5 types. So, if I put in water, food, daily necessities, and potions, I had no choice but to unify the menu to one.
“Guys, what’s good?”
Looking around a bit, there are a lot of new foods.
It’s a bit shocking that a single serving of ramen that can be boiled right away without adding water costs 20,000 won, but it’s an understandable price if some magical processing went into it.
• Ramen is not recommended
• Grilled pork belly pack is delicious
• Braised short rib rice bowl is amazing, Dohee
• I liked the ramen, it felt like instant cup noodles
• How about kimbap
Various opinions come out.
In the end, after much deliberation, I put 20 large-capacity ramens and 30 large-capacity braised short rib rice bowls into my inventory for tasting.
• Just a large-capacity Dohee
• Large Large Large Dohee
• Ugh, that gluttony pouch
• Guys, those are all resources to extract breast milk from
• Hehehe… eat a lot and make breast milk!!
• Nutritional intake is understandable
• Dohee, you should buy a breast pump too
Right, there’s still one inventory slot left, isn’t there?
“Um… do you happen to sell breast pumps here…?”
“Huh…? What, what did you say?”
“A breast pump. Breast. Pump.”
