War

The male ratio in Brown Dust is 99.99%.

And the male-to-female ratio in the Brown Dust Gallery? Everyone knows without even saying it.

Not only are there practically no female users playing Brown Dust, but most of the posts on the Brown Dust Gallery are so vulgar, lewd, and obscene that even a normal guy would be disgusted.

Of course, normal posts do get uploaded.

And one such normal post was uploaded.

It was a review of a guild meetup.

Usually, if a review of a guild meetup was posted, it would just be about grilling meat and having fun. That would be the extent of it, along with some pictures of cringy guys in their 30s.

But.

[Horrifying and Shocking ㅁㅁ Guild Meetup Review (NSFW Warning)]

A guild meetup review with considerable aggro was uploaded.

The beginning wasn’t much different from other guild meetup reviews.

It was just about how they decided to have a guild meetup, booked a pension, and all gathered together. That kind of stuff.

But from the middle, it became different from other guild meetup stories.

[A very large man in a suit got out of the car. Just by looking at him, he was over 2M tall, and his physique was such that his forearm was as big as my face. I’m not lying, I’m confident I’d be dead in 1 second if I fought him.]

“Wow, such a scary person came? Isn’t the guild atmosphere going to be fucked up?”

The Brown Dust user who was reading the guild meetup review started to read more intently, becoming suddenly interested in the guild meetup review.

[We naturally thought that man was a new guild member, right? So the guild leader, while trembling, went to greet him, but suddenly the man opened the back car door. And a really young-looking girl got out from there.]

“Huh? A girl got out?”

[Turns out the very large man wasn’t our new guild member, but the young girl was the new guild member.]

“Huuuh??? No way, this is bullshit. You gotta keep your lies reasonable. A young girl, not just any woman, is a gallery guild member in this vulgar game?”

The ㅁㅁ guild that Arang-i is in is a famous guild even in the Brown Dust Gallery.

It’s one of the top ten guilds worldwide, and since they only recruit guild members from the gallery, everyone in the Brown Dust Gallery knows about them.

It’s even more famous because most of the guild members’ nicknames aren’t normal.

“Wait a minute, that new guild member… could it be that ‘GiveMeAmputatedCharacter’ person? That person is a woman? Ah, shit. Get real.”

[Everyone’s probably cursing and saying this is bullshit, but this is a true story. There’s even proof in the photos. For reference, these are photos that I’ve confirmed and reconfirmed with the girl herself and received permission for. If anyone directs criticism towards this girl, our guild will kill that person. Watch your fingers.]

“What the fuck!?”

Following the long post was none other than a photo of a girl.

The girl in the photo, which seemed to be a selfie, was more of a beauty than any other girl.

Her cute and pretty face, resembling a female idol, and the adorable buckteeth visible in her lovely smile made it feel like you were looking at a photobook rather than the Brown Dust Gallery.

“No, how is this possible!?”

No matter how you looked at it, it was hard to believe that the girl in this photo was a Brown Dust user, let alone a gallery user who joined a vulgar guild.

“Nah… making up such an elaborate lie. You got me for a second. This doesn’t make sense. Uh…? Uh oh….??”

The man scrolled down to see the part where they said it was all a lie at the very end, but stopped at a group photo of the guild meetup that appeared at the end.

In the center of the group photo of the 20-something guild members, a girl with a different art style, that is, the girl from the selfie earlier, was making a gyaru peace sign with both hands with a happy smile.

“Crazy… i-it was real…?”

The ㅁㅁ guild has been posting a lot of reviews while holding guild meetups every quarter since a long time ago, so most gallery users know the faces of the ㅁㅁ guild members.

Moreover, since they attend almost all offline events, users who like Brown Dust can’t help but know them.

The sight of those familiar faces taking pictures with the girl didn’t match at all.

This was a crime scene no matter who looked at it.

“Wow… fuck…”

Like the man’s reaction, the comment section of the guild review post was devastated.

-No fucking way, this isn’t a lie, it’s real?

-Wow, look how pretty she is, it’s crazy. Such a girl likes Brown Dust at 17?

-Is this legal loli? Crazy. Fuck.

-No, why are you guys the only ones seeing good stuff? When are you guys taking in ㅁㅁ guild members again?

ㄴReal ㅁㅁ guild leader, please accept me into the guild

ㄴMe too, me too, I want to see loli!

-There was a female user in the Brown Dust Gallery…?

-Wait a minute, isn’t the ㅁㅁ guild’s new guild member ‘GiveMeAmputatedCharacter’?

ㄴHuh? That’s right, wtf? Wow, awesome. So the girl who uses the nickname ‘GiveMeAmputatedCharacter’ is that girl?? Kkkkk

-No, even if you wrote a novel like this, you’d get cursed at, ssb

-Uh…? Princess-nim?

ㄴPrincess? Ah, but she definitely has a visual that would come out as a princess in some fantasy.

ㄴNo, not that, wow… how should I say this. No, is it okay to say it?

ㄴ???

ㄴWhy is Leo Le’s Princess-nim here?

ㄴWhy is the Leo Le story coming out?

[Leo Le Gallery]

[Is this Princess-nim…?]

I also play the Brown Dust game, and a review of the guild meetup was uploaded in the Brown Dust Gallery, right?

But a photo was uploaded saying it was a new guild member, right?

(Photo of Arang-i taking a selfie)

No matter how I look at it, isn’t this our Princess-nim? Seriously, no matter how much I wash my eyes and look, this looks like our Princess-nim.

(Photo taken surrounded by many men in their 30s)

Guys, we’re fucked… our Princess-nim has been kidnapped…

[Comments]

-Fuck?

-This isn’t right, what the fuck, what are those bastards, why are they taking pictures with our Princess-nim?

-Wow… the reason our Princess-nim hasn’t been able to log into Leo Le until now is because she was kidnapped by Brown Dust?

The Brown Dust guild meetup review post started to spread in the Leo Le Gallery.

Naturally, the Leo Le Gallery users were furious, and the aftermath spread to the Brown Dust Gallery.

The Brown Dust Gallery users were taken aback by the Leo Le Gallery users who suddenly invaded, but quickly grasped the situation.

The Brown Dust Gallery users, who didn’t know much about Arang-i, figured out everything about Arang-i in almost an hour.

And they also figured out that Arang-i hasn’t been logging into Leo Le for a long time recently.

[GiveMeAmputatedCharacter = Lee Arang, right?]

So, the user who is so famous in Leo Le that she is revered as Princess-nim quit Leo Le and came to our Brown Dust Gallery?

Kya, Jumo! Our Brown Dust is this awesome.

Leo Le users.

Your princess is awesome.

[Comments]

-Ssiba aaaaaaa

-You guys are the only ones playing games with such a cute kid? Let’s play together too~

[From now on, the Brown Dust Gallery will take over Arang-i.]

We’re going to play games with a real-life beauty too, peace out

[Who is Lee Arang]

Everyone probably knows about the incident where Leo Le Gallery users suddenly came to the Brown Dust Gallery.

Then there is a need to know why Leo Le users are so crazy about Lee Arang.

(Arang-i’s Leo Le screenshot)

First of all, she’s fucking pretty and cute.

(Arang-i’s Leo Le meter log)

(Arang-i’s Leo Le PVP Challenger rank)

And she’s also top-notch at the game.

(Arang-i’s real-life photo from an event competition)

But in reality, she had to have her limbs amputated due to illness and also developed a mental illness.

She’s said to have a terminal illness, but she overcomes it and always lives with a bright smile when playing games.

Frail beauty, amputated limbs, top-notch gaming skills, good personality, she’s just the best.

There’s no way she wouldn’t be famous.

[Comments]

-Huh, crazy? Amputated limbs? No, is what I saw correct?

-Uh…? She wasn’t just any user…?

-She had to have her arms and legs cut off due to illness? Crazy…

-Wait a minute, wasn’t Arang-i’s nickname in the Brown Dust Gallery ‘GiveMeAmputatedCharacter’? Dd

ㄴWow, so she wanted a character similar to herself to come out.

ㄴThinking differently, isn’t it possible that she has grown mentally to the point of making a nickname like this?

-I guess so…

[Arang-i’s meetup photo]

(Arang-i’s selfie photo)

(Guild group photo)

When I first saw Arang-i’s guild meetup photo, I thought something was strange.

If you look at the photo, you can see that she’s wearing gloves that almost reach her shoulders and thick black stockings.

Those kinds of gloves are usually called opera gloves, and I wondered why she was wearing those kinds of gloves, but… if you look at the photo of Arang-i’s original appearance shown in the Leo Le Gallery, it makes sense.

She’s probably using prosthetic arms and legs, and it seems like she’s wearing opera gloves and thick stockings to hide them.

[Comments]

-Wow… so that was the reason…

-This is a bit too sad…

-Such a girl abandoned Leo Le and came to our Brown Dust. We should treat her well, right?

ㄴDon’t take our Princess-nim

ㄴLeo Le users, get out

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[Leo Le Gallery]

[Emergency]

At this rate, our Princess-nim will really be taken away…!

Isn’t there any way!?

In this case, war…!