University Battle

It’s not that the streamer who has to play the next match isn’t pretty.

A height fitting for these times, a beautiful face and figure enough to live as a cam girl. And daring attire that seems to know it.

If I were a man, I’d be thinking about grandkids right away.

The problem is, there are too many pretty people around me right now.

Without realizing it, my standards have become very, very high.

,Her chest is small.’

It’s not a small chest when looking at proportions or as a Korean. But it doesn’t meet the chest size I want.

I was thinking the same thing when I was a man.

Because female characters in games usually have big chests unless they’re loli characters.

Female game characters, whether in the past or now, basically have unrealistic chest sizes.

Everyone knows why if you ask.

Because there’s a lot of demand.

Having big breasts is very attractive. Frankly, I think people who prefer small breasts are a little weird.

I’m not having the wrong thoughts. I just think it’s weird based on my standards.

You like characters with small breasts? That means there’s a chance you like loli characters.

,It’s funny that I’ve become that loli character, though.’

Everyone knows that the younger you are, the more obsessed you are with appearance. Just look at kindergarten; they approach and quickly become friends with pretty or cool teachers.

Arang, whose mental age is still stuck at 10, and my mind, which now knows everything, are very focused on appearance. Especially the chest.

I like chests, and Arang also likes them.

“Ah, Arang-a?”

Ah, I was lost in thought for too long.

Seeing her looking at me with pitiful eyes, I felt a bit awkward about a kiss on the cheek since we’re not that close yet, so I took her hands that were tightly holding mine and released them.

The strength that had been tightly held was released, and she was led by my hand.

Tch.

I lightly kissed the back of her hand.

I can definitely give a kiss on the back of the hand, even if I can’t do a kiss on the cheek.

==

“Uwaaaaaaa!”

The student who received a kiss on the back of her hand cheered and came out of the match-only room.

,She won this?’

This is a student who recently had a devastating record of 0 wins and 7 losses in tournaments.

She maintained a decent win rate in just sponsored matches, but 0 wins and 7 losses in tournaments? This means she has severe jitters, so-called “beolbeol-i.”

There are people who usually do well but get especially nervous in tournaments and can’t bring out their true skills.

That person is this student.

A tournament win rate of 0% with 7 consecutive losses. Even in an RTS game where luck exists to some extent, a 0% win rate is a truly devastating win rate.

I could see that she was very nervous from the beginning. She stopped producing workers, fumbled with unit control, and made many small mistakes.

But she didn’t give up. Even though she made frequent mistakes due to nervousness, she didn’t lose focus and worked hard until the end, eventually turning the game around and winning.

“Arang-aaaaa!”

The student who won ran to me like Vita, and before I could even react, she quickly put her hands under my armpits and lifted me up.

“Thank you! It’s all thanks to Arang-i!”

You could tell how much she wanted to win because her eyes were brimming with tears even after winning.

It looked like tears would fall with just a slight touch.

It seems like she had a very hard time.

Space Warfare, both the old 1 and the current Space Warfare, is a game with a lot of backseat gaming and criticism from the start.

Even pro gamers get a bucket of insults the moment they lose in Space Warfare.

So, what about female streamers who aren’t good, make frequent mistakes, and aren’t good at Space Warfare?

I know there will be a lot of criticism, insults, and swearing.

Vita was very stressed because of that, and she asked me to tell her if something like that happened to me and never try to solve it alone.

Space Warfare is so well-known in Korea that it’s said to be a national pastime from the past.

Vita told me to be careful because her dad and older brother would leave backseat gaming messages after watching her matches.

That’s how much talk there is about Space Warfare. Moreover, even though it’s a team made up of streamers from Space University, there is clearly expulsion.

The university has no reason to keep a student who keeps losing in matches where a lot of money is at stake. Especially a student who is 0-7.

So, this first win she got now must have relieved her pent-up feelings.

I stroked the head of the student who looked like she would cry with just a slight touch.

,But how long are they going to hold me up?’

It’s a bit burdensome because they’re looking at me like some kind of god. On top of that, everyone is excited about the two consecutive wins.

“Okay! Everyone, calm down! Calm down!”

Uncle Hyuk-soo is saying urgently, but Uncle Hyuk-soo needs to calm down just as much.

“Next match, Ringo. Where’s Ringo!”

“I’m here!”

“Ringo-ya, there’s not much time left!”

“Yes, yes!”

Everyone was so happy together that there wasn’t much time left to set up for the next match, so they hurriedly entered the arena to play.

And they lost.

And very quickly too.

The atmosphere that seemed like it would pierce the sky just 5 minutes ago fell all the way to hell in an instant.

If they had lost narrowly, the atmosphere wouldn’t have dropped so much, but they lost without being able to do anything while making really ridiculous mistakes.

They clearly saw the opponent’s all-in while scouting early on, but they dealt with it foolishly and were just swept away.

The student who had to prepare for the next match came up to me.

Then she knelt down to match my eye level and gently held out her hand to me.

I feel a bit strange, but I just kissed her hand.

And miraculously, she who received the kiss won.

A strange situation arose where the students who received a kiss from me won, and the students who didn’t receive a kiss lost.

“Ahem. Mato-ya.”

“Yes!”

Mato, who is playing the next match, came confidently in front of me and immediately knelt down and held out her hand-

,She’s not holding it out?’

Just as I was thinking that, Mato carefully grabbed my foot and kissed the top of my foot as it was.

“?”

“Hey, you crazy bitch!”

At Mato’s bizarre behavior, the student behind her strongly hit Mato’s back.

“Arang-a, I’m sorry! Mato is a bit lacking, but she’s really kind!”

Vita, who was holding me, hurriedly defended Mato, but I didn’t really care.

“Huh? This much is okay.”

“Re, really?”

I thought of Reina and the belly warmer.

Reina, who knows all my body sizes accurately and sends me magical girl-related clothes.

Thinking about the belly warmer that started as a foot wiper and evolved into a belly warmer, a kiss on the top of the foot is nothing.

In the first place, a belly kiss was even a greeting.

==

In the university battle, Mato, the student who kissed the top of my foot, won lightly, and the next student also won after receiving a kiss on the back of my hand, overwhelmingly taking the victory with 4 to 1.

Thanks to that, we received 30,000 balloons, and they received 30,000 balloons, for a total of 60,000 balloons.

The atmosphere was at its peak because it was [Nine University]’s first win after a recent losing streak.

On top of that, strangely, the people who received my kiss all won, and the people who didn’t receive my kiss lost.

This is so absurd. No, if you receive my kiss, does it give you confidence or something? A kiss from a little kid you haven’t even met for long?

The chair I’m sitting on has been transformed from an ordinary chair into a chair that looks like a king would sit on, and the members of our Nine University are praying to me as if they’re worshiping a god.

I don’t want to be doing this right now. Now that it’s all over, I want to play a few games with other people.

To change this atmosphere at once, I lightly erased my arms and legs for about 5 seconds.

“Hiit!?”

“Heok! A, Arang-a!”

I erased them briefly this time so they wouldn’t be too surprised. It was for the purpose of refreshing the atmosphere.

The atmosphere that seemed like it would continue for about 5 minutes of worship was erased at once.

,As expected, this kind of reaction is good.’

Is it because people aren’t used to seeing me without arms and legs? Everyone is startled.

In Leore, they’ve seen me erase my arms and legs so many times that they don’t really get that surprised anymore and just react like it’s nothing, but the people at Nine University now haven’t seen me without my arms and legs much, so their reactions were very lively.

I know that the act of surprising the other person by erasing my arms and legs isn’t good.

But what can I do when the reaction is so fun.

==

After the mini university battle, everyone decided to go to a company dinner together.

Not a virtual world company dinner, but a real-life company dinner.

The time is now 10:30 PM. Everyone lives near Seoul, not in the countryside, so there’s not much of a problem meeting up. Moreover, everyone is an adult.

The problem is me.

I want to go to the company dinner too, but I don’t know if I’ll be able to go.

I probably won’t be able to go with a 99% chance.

Everyone is watching me, not logging out.

“Have a good meal!”

I logged out first so that everyone wouldn’t be watching me.

“Did you have fun?”

Anna, who welcomed me as soon as I took off the access device.

“Yeah.”

“Are you going to sleep right away?”

“Yeah. That’s what I’m going to do.”

“Really? Okay. Let’s go to sleep right away.”

Anna, as always, organized the access device, covered me with a blanket, turned off the lights, kissed me on the cheek, and left the room.

A pitch-black room with no light and no one but me.

I carefully got up.