This is how our family decided to live. [END]

“Jiho-ya.”

“Why.”

Huh? Not “huh?” but “why?” Is there no point in raising a son?

…Saying it like this makes me sound like a huge old fart.

“Not ‘why,’ you little punk, can’t you please live separately in the house?”

“Live separately from what?”

“Do I really have to point it out with my own mouth, huh?”

“No, what do you mean live separately from, Appa?”

“Live a little separately from Seonhye, you punk.”

“…We’re not even attached right now.”

Is he really saying that right now.

Every time I go to call you to eat, you’re stuck together, is that a word or a fart?

Looking at me with such a displeased expression, he knows he’s done something wrong.

“Do you know how hard it is to see you two stuck together every time I go to your room, you brat?”

“Appa, you’re always stuck with Eomma, too.”

“Stuck together every time I go to the room? That’s not true. I won’t say anything about you two making out, just do it outside the house.”

“Why are you doing this to us when you’re the one who allows it, Appa…”

“Why else would I give you more allowance when you go out to play!”

Aish, I can’t take it anymore.

I know it’s bad to get angry at your child, but this isn’t right. I can’t stand it.

“But you use that allowance to buy more clothes and then come home early to laze around in your room!”

Jiho flinched at the shout, though it wasn’t mixed with anger.

I really hate getting angry, but I have to say something.

“Even though I give you more allowance to go out and play, what does that make the Appa who allowed it when you play at home, huh?!”

He’s watching my reaction, but yeah, I know you guys will do it anyway.

So, I have to say everything I want to say.

“I’m not saying anything about you two playing together, so please, just go out and play, huh?!”

“…But home is the most comfortable.”

“I know it’s comfortable, so don’t take the extra allowance, you punk!”

“I still have to take the allowance, though…”

“You’re getting hundreds of thousands in allowance and only playing at home, that’s why I’m doing this, you punk!”

“W-Well, I buy clothes with that allowance…”

“Ya, this!”

I almost got angrier, but I held back.

What’s the point of getting angry at my son? Yeah, as long as he’s using contraception well.

“…You’re using contraception well, right?”

“Yeah.”

“I’ll let you date and even have sex, but if I hear anything about marriage or pregnancy, I won’t stand for it.”

Jiho nodded.

At least he’s keeping this much for sure, so I had nothing more to say.

Whether they’re making out, sucking face, or banging, as long as she’s not pregnant and there’s no talk of marriage, what can I point out?

There’s no bad blood between the family, and he gets along well with his aunts.

Jihye couldn’t win in the end and allowed it, so it’s good that they’re getting along well.

Yeah, that’s good, but why aren’t they going outside?

Even if the house is soundproof, it’s less obvious to play outside.

Please, just go out and play. Don’t you know that even this Appa has to suffer in bed because of you?

Thanks to you, Jihye is on fire and sticks to me every night, so I can’t work in the morning.

I can’t tell my kids not to do that now, and I can’t run away every night either.

In the end, I’m the only one suffering. No, why are you doing this to me, why!

“We’re not saying anything like that, so it’s okay. We’re satisfied with this.”

“Then please go outside… go out and play…”

“Why do you keep telling us to go out, Appa? What’s outside? Why do you keep telling us to go outside?”

“Because you guys are like that at home, Appa suffers at night!”

Jiho’s eyes looking at me are strange.

He looked at me with a scrunched-up face as if asking what I was talking about, so I hit his shoulder.

“You punk, because you guys are rolling around at night, your Eomma sends me signals to roll around at night too!”

“…No, why are you doing this to me when you can just do it?!”

“Because if you guys play quietly outside, I won’t be harmed!”

“That’s something Appa has to take care of, so why are you doing this to me?!”

“I even gave you extra allowance to play outside, so you guys should go out, or should I go out!”

His personality is like mine in these situations.

Jiho and I stared at each other without backing down an inch.

A fight between a student who’s comfortable playing at home and a middle-aged man who wants to rest in his own house.

Of course, this fight ended neatly with the intrusion of one person.

“Both of you are noisy.”

“Kkwaek.”

“Ack!”

I screamed at each of Jihye’s head-butts.

When did she come out again to surprise people?

“Jiho, you have to listen to Appa, Eomma knows how much Appa has raised your allowance. So, if you’re going to play, play outside.”

“Okay. I just have to go out and play, right.”

“Then that’s it. Then you…”

Ah, I’m screwed, this is the start of nagging.

“Why are you yelling at the kid!? What did the kid do so wrong!”

“He didn’t do anything seriously wrong, but he did do something wrong!”

“Quiet, Jiho, go up to your room. If you don’t want to get scolded together!”

No, son, you can’t go.

If you leave, I’ll be the target of the attack, no! No, son!

Unlike my inner cries, Jiho went up without looking back.

“You didn’t like me sticking to you every night? Then there’s no choice, I won’t do it.”

“Huh? Oh, really?”

I expected to be scolded a lot, but Jihye’s answer was surprisingly welcome.

Then can I get a good night’s sleep every night? I’m happy.

“Then I can stick to you every day, Oppa?”

“…Huh???”

…Imagination canceled.

I tried to run away as soon as I heard those words, but the back of my neck was already caught in Jihye’s hand.

Please don’t do this, Jihye-ya. It’s the weekend and I’ve been working hard all week.

Don’t I have the right to rest?

“Let’s go to the room.”

Looking at her with a grim smile, I’m already screwed.

I’m definitely stronger and bigger, but I couldn’t win against the forcibly pulling hand and was dragged into the room.

“Jiho-ya! Son!! I’ll give you more allowance, so please come down!!”

No one answered even when I shouted.

Only a pathetic scream echoed through the house, and I was dragged into the room.

Save me.

–

I don’t know if I can write the afterword here, but this is the afterword.

It would have been nice if I hadn’t done the remake bullshit, but it’s a shame. Yes…

But there’s nothing I can do. It’s already done, and I’m thinking of it as learning a big lesson.

I have nothing to say even if I bow my head about that.

I’m really sorry. That will never happen again.

First of all, I want to bow to those who have watched this far.

The beginning is full of descriptions, developments, and build-ups that are lacking, but you’ve come all the way here while watching them.

It’s gotten really long.

Originally, the ending was that he gets married and is squeezed by Jihye during the day and his younger sisters at night. I thought of it as an ending…

But when I thought about it, it was too much of a happy ending. It was a little uncomfortable to give such happiness to a guy who broke the taboo.

That’s not to say it should be unhappy, but since I missed the ending period by doing a remake, I decided to end it with the idea of taking the karma.

So, what came out was an ending where the children are doing that to each other?

If it’s like this, it’s not happy or unhappy, and it’s hard to let go, but it’s a perfect middle ground where you have to suffer, so I chose it.

Yes, that’s all.

There are no more episodes to bring out, and I think it will end here.

Originally, I was going to write an SF to clear my head, but I don’t know about that either, and honestly, I felt my limitations a lot while writing, so I don’t know for a while.

Should I just take a break, or should I take a break for about two days and write something else so that readers can enjoy it?

Anyway, this is the ending. It’s an ending where he received the karma he committed elsewhere.

I’m sorry that I have nothing to say but thank you to everyone who has watched so far.

After this, I will try not to make the mistakes I have made so far… I can’t guarantee it, but I will try not to, and I will step down briefly.

Thank you for watching, and I enjoyed serializing it.

I’ll see you in the next work. Thank you.