This Crazy Bitch at the Banquet Hall is Me (1)

Title: Strategy Guide Side Story – Item Interaction

Author: Lilgirlchang

Content: No strategy guide today. Instead, I’ll just talk about one character and item interaction.

(Photo of Agnes Elizabeth Blaze)

See this tiny little brat here?

To see the ending, you absolutely have to bring her along when forming the Hero Party because of her firepower. And Agnes, the public damage dealer of Luminor Academy, will join your party if you just sweet-talk her a little, due to her family issues anyway.

Of course, no one playing Lumia Academy doesn’t know this brat, so I’ll skip the pleasantries and get straight to the point.

(Photo of red wine)

(Photo of Ale)

(Photo of Whiskey)

You know what these photos have in common, right? They’re all alcohol.

There are tons of other types of alcohol, like Blue Curacao Cocktails and White Rose Wine, but you’ll figure out they’re alcohol as you play, so I won’t bother explaining them.

These three are what you’ll encounter most often in the game, so I only brought these.

So, why did I bring up the red chihuahua and alcohol, you ask?

(Photo of Agnes + Alcohol)

I brought this to show you what happens when you give Agnes alcohol.

Everyone knows alcohol is the most frequently used item to see sex scenes in the game, but Agnes is the only character you can’t get a sex scene with using alcohol. (Natalie has a sex scene after finishing an event while drunk.)

It’s obvious, really. If they explicitly depicted her, they’d undoubtedly violate child protection laws, so they couldn’t create a sex scene for her in the first place.

In fact, Agnes doesn’t have a sex scene even after her solo ending. There’s an ending where she lives happily ever after and has two children with the Hero, but it’s not in the Korean version. (They say it’s in the Japanese version, but Agnes isn’t hot, so I didn’t bother looking it up. Why would I even look at an illustration of a chihuahua mating anyway?)

In this game, where the only way to get sex scenes (excluding the slut Lilith) outside of endings is to use alcohol to set the mood, the reason Agnes’s sex scenes are locked is obvious, you know.

Anyway, the developers created her drinking habits to lock Agnes’s child-protection-law-violating sex scenes.

Beware of the ferocious dog below.

(Photo of Agnes angrily slamming the table)

(Photo of Agnes sobbing face down on the table)

(Photo of Agnes hitting the Hero with her staff)

See that? The amazing process of this already bitch-like woman transforming into a literal dog after drinking.

Unlike Adam and Eve who became aware of shame after eating the forbidden fruit, this Agnes forgets all shame after getting drunk. Actually, she’s always been a pain in the ass, so it’s just her true nature coming out.

As soon as the alcohol hits, she suddenly gets angry and starts cursing her family and the old folks back home, then cries about how unfair it is that she’s the strongest but still has to cater to those old farts, and if you don’t cater to her properly, she gets pissed off and charges at the Hero, swinging her staff. (How is this kind of person a heroine, lolololol)

Anyway, even if it’s not for a sex scene, if there’s ever a situation where she might drink during the story, absolutely stop Agnes.

It’s fine to watch it to collect CGs, but if this bitch gets drunk and acts up, her intimacy and affection levels will plummet the next day. She knows it’s embarrassing herself, lol.

(Photo of Agnes passed out on the table after drinking)

The dignified quality of a proud Lumia Academy heroine.

Today, we learned about the interaction between Agnes and alcohol. You all should be careful not to ‘Agnes’ yourselves after getting drunk.

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OO (175.223): ?? What is this, lololol

OO (117.111): Ah, shit, lololol. I wondered what they meant by ‘strategy guide side story,’ lololol.

dd: As soon as the Agnes Faction got the trending post taken down, they immediately started fabricating slander against Agnes, lololol.

└Lilgirlchang: It’s not fabricated? I upvoted it 20 times myself.

└└OO (223.38): That *is* fabrication, lololol!

Guwon Sunae: So you shouldn’t give alcohol to Agnes, right? My knowledge has increased

AgnesIsTheTrueMainAnyway: (Comment deleted by post author.)

OnlyAgnes: (Comment deleted by post author.)

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FlameLover: (Comment deleted by post author.)

OO (223.38): Traces of a real-time Tiananmen, lolololol.

└OO: As expected, Lil Hwang is the troublemaker.

OO (61.43): The pedo bastards are pinpointing locations and swarming in like ghosts, lololol.

└OO (39.7): Pedo X Beastiality Enthusiast O

└OO: Lil Hwang, the number one troublemaker, has brutally suppressed the Agnes Faction.

└└Lilgirlchang: Nah, suppressed like ‘Agnes’.

ThisIsTrulyAGodTierGame: It’s hilarious how this bastard mentioned item interactions and even alcohol, but completely left out Natalie, lololol.

└OO (211.36): He’s a true ‘Head-Smashed Swordsman’ (meaning, ‘even if his head is smashed, he’s still for the Swordsman girl’), lol.

└Lilgirlchang: Why Natalie, who politely requests a sparring match even when drunk, so she never becomes lazy as a swordsman?

└└ThisIsTrulyAGodTierGame: Polite request for a sparring match (shouting & criticism & threats)

└└└OO (1.224): Ah, it’s just an ‘event’ that happens before the sex scene, lololol.

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As soon as I saw the party members following Hero Gyeotmwa Jyosyegigot, a considerably ominous feeling surged in my mind.

Because among the people the protagonist brought to the after-party, there were two who were practically ticking time bombs.

Natalie of the Swordsmanship Department. Agnes of the Magic Department.

These were two heroines who should absolutely never be brought to a banquet where many people gather. More precisely, it was limited to banquets that involved ‘alcohol’.

As I mentioned earlier, Natalie and Agnes are the heroines with the worst drinking habits in 『Luminor Academy』.

It wouldn’t matter if they just couldn’t hold their liquor and passed out after one drink, but Natalie and Agnes were the kinds of people you absolutely couldn’t let alcohol pass their throats.

Natalie would need to be sparred with until the alcohol wore off or her stamina ran out, and Agnes would need someone to sit next to her and listen to her whining drunken antics until she tired herself out and fell asleep.

‘Still, it’s a relief that if they came as Hunting Festival party members, there’d be someone to look after each of them.’

Of course, I had already checked the Hunting Festival winning party from before.

Hero Gyeotmwa Jyosyegigot, Saint Celista. The archer was naturally the Elf Silena, and the swordsman and spearmaster were Natalie and Thomas, respectively. And then there was Agnes, the mage in charge of firepower.

Seeing that they had already gathered nearly 80% of the standard Hero Party’s strength, I was relieved in many ways.

Especially since he had recruited Natalie and Thomas together, I was giving him a pretty high score in my mind.

‘Recruiting both of them together means his goal is to clear the game rather than just chasing after girls.’

Natalie and Thomas are childhood friends, and both are potential companions for the Hero Party.

By the way, although they are childhood friends, neither of them sees the other as *just* a friend; Thomas also secretly harbors one-sided feelings for Natalie.

If left alone, they’ll naturally start dating and you can see the childhood friends pure love route where they even get married in the ending.

If the protagonist intervenes and takes Natalie, it becomes a story with a slight ‘I liked her first’ vibe, but that’s just how the developers wrote the plot, so it can’t be helped.

In other words, to capture Natalie, you’d need to exclude Thomas from her side, but Gyeotmwa Jyosyegigot chose to utilize the Natalie-Thomas synergy instead of excluding him. For a more certain and safer game strategy.

‘If I just leave the main story strategy to him, it’ll progress smoothly.’

『Luminor Academy』 was a high-difficulty game because it was hard to pursue heroine capture and game clear simultaneously, but if you just focused on clearing the game, it was perfectly beatable even on your first playthrough.

Moreover, though it was just a guess, Gyeotmwa Jyosyegigot was reliable enough to have played after even consulting a strategy guide from somewhere.

If he aimed only for clearing the game without being swayed by women, I couldn’t help but cheer him on. After all, the Demon King had to be defeated for this world to be peaceful.

‘And with Thomas around, I wouldn’t have to witness the rampage of sparring-maniac Natalie.’

Thomas, her childhood friend who had been by Natalie’s side the longest, knew better than anyone that she had a low tolerance for alcohol.

If left alone, he would naturally stop her and prevent her from drinking, and even if she did drink and act up, Thomas would handle it himself, so there was no need to worry.

Then the Hero would just need to stop Agnes from drinking in the meantime, so there wouldn’t be any possibility of a rampage….

‘……Huh?’

One, two, three, four, five.

Hero, Saint, Archer, Swordsman, Mage.

…What? Where did Thomas go?

The fact that Thomas, who should have been looking after his childhood friend more than anyone else in this situation, had disappeared, instantly threw my mind into confusion.

I cautiously asked Seraphine, who had calmly summoned the Hero Party.

“The last after-party of the semester is always more fun with more people~. Even if some of you are meeting for the first time and feel awkward, I’ll help with that, so you don’t have to worry~!”

“…President Seraphine, may I ask a question?”

“Yes, Lilith-yang.”

“As far as I know, there’s one more person in the Hero-nim’s party who won this year’s Hunting Festival. Could it be that they didn’t receive an invitation?”

“Ah, Thomas, my friend from my hometown, went back home last week.”

“……Huh?”

“Thomas’s parents run a large farm back home. So he had to go down before November ended, which is why he returned early.”

“Ah, I, I see….”

Fortunately, it didn’t seem like the protagonist had kicked Thomas out of the party to get to Natalie. I dodged a bullet there.

Wait, but anyway, that means Thomas, who’s in charge of looking after Natalie, isn’t here right now.

If he’s not here, who the hell is going to control that orange-haired blonde filly?

The only characters here who could stop those muscular forearms and prevent her from drinking are, at best, Ethan and the protagonist….

‘…Gyeotmwa Jyosyegigot will handle it himself.’

I could only assume he brought her because he was confident he could take responsibility.

If the protagonist had to keep Natalie in check, there would be no one to stop Agnes, so I would have to keep a close eye on her and stop her as much as possible.

With Agnes’s strength, I could easily stop her myself, and we had even taken a class together for a semester, so we had a decent rapport.

No one would find it strange if I stuck close to her.

“Since we have new guests, shall we all toast once more?”

After roughly laying the completely passed-out Lizzie on the hall sofa, I quietly crept over to the seat next to Agnes.

…About 5 minutes later, the after-party banquet hall quickly devolved into chaos.

“Prince Ethan! If you are truly a man, draw your sword at once! Today, I shall wash away all my past defeats with my life!”

…Haa, fuck.

I just want to take Ethan and get out of here quickly.