The Three of Us. (1)

“Princess, I haven’t seen you in person, but your head is full of lewd demons?”

“Ugh! Why is the girl being lewd?!”

“That’s right. Isn’t it strange that when you see such a small and cute child, your head moves towards it first?”

“Don’t you think it’s weirder to see a young man in his 20s hugging a small, cute child? “

“I just hug him because he’s small and cute. And to begin with, he’s my teacher.”

“Huh…?”

When I lifted up the wizard-turned-little-girl and showed it to the silver princess who was shouting out an emergency and calling me a lolicon after seeing me briefly holding the master, she trailed off and said, “Why did you get smaller? Like this…”

What? Wasn’t it our first meeting last time? I didn’t tell her anything about you, but it seems like she knew about my master, the magician Fianna Stone.

Anyway, as she was showing off her master who had grown small and plump with silky black hair, the princess’s crimson eyes gradually began to sparkle.

“Wow… Can I hug the girl too?”

“Get out.”

“Eww?! A princess girl would love me! Compared to my appearance, my speech is so crappy… !”

“You’re no pushover either.”

“Ugh… “

“Commoners, don’t laugh?! Wooisi…! The girl vowed to herself that if she ever gives birth to a daughter, she would educate her well so that she wouldn’t end up like this!”

“… … “

As I was giggling to myself while listening to the princess and the teacher’s tiki-taka, the teacher, who was hugging me and dangling from me, started to turn his navy blue gaze towards me as if he didn’t like something.

Well, should I give you a lift?

“Dad.”

“?!!”

“Master?”

I was lowering my arms to slowly lower her, but at the sudden outburst of Master’s barking, both my eyes and the princess’s eyes grew as big as lanterns.

Suddenly, dad? Was there a reason for that concept to come out in this context?

“Ba, just now… This kid called the commoner dad… “

“Dad.”

“S, Master… “

“Dad… ?”

-Ouch!

I have never heard a father’s voice tremble like this.

I found myself answering without realizing it as I saw my teacher tilting his head in a cute manner, smiling with only the corners of his mouth, and his bright blue eyes shining brightly.

“Yep.”

“Who is this lady?”

“Phew?! Ah, the taste of ajumma…!!”

“Hello, it’s the princess.”

“But why does Dad speak to me formally?”

“… … “

This is driving me crazy. What beat do you want me to follow?

Just a moment ago, he was swearing at the princess, and then suddenly he changed his daughter’s concept. And the princess forgot that she was the one being swearing at, and was so focused on the teacher calling her father that she shouted, “You have a child! Really?!”

Haha, shit. In my previous life, including this one, I was single for about 40 years and then suddenly became a father with a child.

What is this? Is it a light novel title? Why on earth is the Master doing this?

I don’t understand why he’s acting like this in front of the girl he’s seeing, even though he didn’t suddenly regress to being a toddler.

Master, don’t you hate the sight of your disciple dating like that?

However, there was nothing I could do in front of the teacher’s gaze that held considerable venom, so I started to act like a father to her.

“Why on earth are you doing this…?”

“I don’t know what Dad is talking about.”

“… … “

Please, really, why are you doing that? Even though I asked her with my eyes, she tilted her head as if she didn’t know how I was going to react and even started biting her finger in her mouth.

No, I can tell you’re doing it on purpose because it doesn’t work.

That’s what she was thinking as Rudis and the princess began to panic because of Piana’s actions.

‘He’s 100% interested in Rudis, but he seems a little lacking, so if I push him like this, he’ll misunderstand and fall off on his own, right?’

When I met her before, I thought, “What kind of stupid girl is this?”, but even now, I can’t help but think that she’s really worth looking at, other than her looks.

His magical power is barely a rat’s tail, and his body shows no signs of training. Furthermore, judging from his actions, speech, and even his current reactions, it’s clear that he’s just lacking something.

Compared to the milky vixen who fought over her and Rudis until now, she really is nothing more than a bitch.

Here, I started to deliberately act in a regressive manner, calculating that if I acted like a little daughter, I would definitely fall for it, and as expected, the silver princess almost screamed.

“This is…! Commoner!! Who the hell is that kid’s mother?!”

“Yes…? Oh, no. You’re the child’s mother, you’ve been single until now… “

“Where’s Dad, Mom?”

“Please, why are you doing this…?”

“Wow!! You can tell just by looking at them that they’re a good couple!!”

“… … “

Rudis, whose expression almost looked like he was about to cry, and the princess who even started snorting at him.

Piana was smiling bitterly inside as things went according to plan, but the situation gradually began to worsen…

“… The child doesn’t have a mother.”

“Huh? No way. Do you think the girl is stupid? Even the girl knows that a child doesn’t bring food to her!”

“No, this kid is an abandoned kid.”

“!!”

“?!”

Things started to get quite complicated, and I was waiting for the princess to just get angry at Rudis and disappear, but then this crazy disciple started confessing facts.

Of course, I am an orphan, but what good will it do to tell that to the princess?

“Oh, you’re saying you don’t have a mother? “

“Not only is there no mom, there is no dad either. So I am acting as the father instead… “

“Aww… Huh?!”

The plan to drive out the princess is collapsing in real time due to the betrayal of a trusted disciple.

She tried to stop Rudis in a hurry, but her small body was unable to stop the speed of an adult male several times her size.

Rather, when the disciple, who was unable to resist the action of quickly covering his mouth and only started to let out a puff of air, Rudis quickly began to sort out the situation.

“I’ve never been married, and we have no blood relations. This kid is just… well, we’re very close. I guess he calls me dad because of the age difference?”

“Oh, I see. Someone as young as a girl misunderstood. Poor thing… “

What kind of person are you? While thinking that, Piana was unable to do anything because of her disciple who completely blocked her resistance.

After that, the princess’s anger began to change into sympathy and pity as she listened to Rudis’ excuses.

“Oh my… The girl did something regrettable. Well then, commoner. I’ll help the girl too.”

“Huh? What help are you… “

“The girl will become this child’s mother! Then, instead of being an orphan without parents, she will become a happy child with both a mother and a father!”

“Poopoopoo (No need)!”

“Look at that. It looks like the girl is happy to be a mother!”

“… Oh, yes.”

I shout at him, asking if he is naturally leading me to the picture of them becoming a couple and me being their child, but the disciple just nods with eyes that are free of distraction, as if he wants to sort out the situation at least this way.

Oh my god, this isn’t it…!!

“Come here, common black girl. Mommy will hug you.”

“Ppuuuut! (Are you going!!)”

“… You didn’t even ask my name?”

“Oh, what’s your name?”

“Ah… It’s a stone.”

“Oww, pebble!”

“Phu! Phu! (Who’s the pebble!!)”

When the situation gradually changed from what she had hoped for to the two of them laughing and laughing, Piana began to wonder if she should use magic.

“… Haha, you’re acting funny. Rudis, should we go home now? “

“Ah, sister.”

“Ong, Watermelon Fox! You haven’t gone home yet!”

“You didn’t go to the dorm either.”

First, Yuria was waiting near the school gate after class. She found Rudis, who was late coming home, by smell and joined her there.

And she read the situation from the atmosphere and the sound she had heard a moment ago, and immediately noticed who the small, dark-haired girl like Rudis was, and turned her gaze to the princess and continued speaking.

“That child is the one we are taking care of. Mom’s seat is already reserved.”

“Huh? But a commoner… “

“Don’t worry about it, it’s not like I’m Rudis’s child. Right?”

“Oh, that, that’s right!”

“Yeah, that’s it. So for now, go home… to the dorm. We’ll drop her off and go home.”

“Phew… I wanted to play today too.”

“Play tomorrow, tomorrow. The sun is going down now.”

When Yuria, who had become increasingly accustomed to the princess’s control, patted her on the back and urged her to hurry to the dormitory, the princess frowned as if she was dissatisfied, but then stood up as if she had no choice and said goodbye.

“I told you to go, so you’d go, but you wouldn’t be kicking me out because you’re raising a child, right?”

“That’s not it.”

“No. I have a daughter who looks like me. “

“Yeah, that’s right. Okay, see you tomorrow. And see you later, Dolmeng~”

“Phuuut!! (Can you see it!!)”

As each of them saw the princess off and watched her leave, Yuria thought.

Perhaps this black thief cat was completely unaware that the princess and Rudis were already in a certain level of love, and he foolishly tried to break up the relationship, only to end up on the defensive.

Of course, Rudis, who confessed to being single every time, would not have wanted to cause any strange misunderstandings with the princess he was seeing, and he completely ended the situation because he thought that if he had left it as it was, the two of them might have confessed more and their relationship would have progressed further.

Honestly, if things had gone well, this gum would have fallen off in one go, but if he wasn’t careful, he could have been caught up in it and suffered the damage of falling off.

Because, if Rudis’s relationship with the princess is fixed as a lover now, there is a very high possibility that he will not even think about looking at other women.

‘Before that, you have to at least make her feel a rational interest in me.’

Feeling a little heartbroken at the fact that she had only postponed the situation in which she would eventually explode while being pushed, Yuria frowned and opened her mouth at the sight of the black magic tower’s magic tower master who was groaning with his mouth shut.

“What the hell is that? And, is our Ellis’ treatment finished? You should at least call her to say so.”

“Phew! You ended up like this while treating your daughter! And there was no condition that I had to contact you?! And you damn disciple! Whose side are you on!”

“I am on my side.”

“Wash it!”

Now that the situation had ended in an instant, Yuria and the shrunken Piana glared at each other and began to growl, and Rudis, who had been blankly staring at the sky, thinking, “These people are doing this again,” continued speaking as if it were a stream of consciousness.

“Master, how long will you be like that? You said earlier that it was because you lacked magic power, but when I felt your magic power move a little while ago, I felt that you had more magic power than me.”

“… Hey, you just felt my magic? Did your black magic level go up? “

“Haha, I turned 4 a few days ago.”

“… Crazy, you’re 4 at that age? I was 4 in my mid-20s too? What kind of magic can you use?”

“There’s nothing that can be used. I just practiced controlling my magic and did other things, so my level went up.”

“If that’s a skill, then it’s a skill.”

“So, what happened to Ellis?”

“I’m talking to my disciple.”

“I’m asking about my daughter.”

It was a situation where the growling seemed to have finally ended, but when he saw the two people trying to fight again, Rudis scratched his forehead and got up from his seat.

Anyway, based on my experience so far, if I left both of them and left the place, it was certain that they would fight for a while and then fall apart.

“? Where are you going?”

“I’m hungry. It’s almost dinner time.”

“Okay. Let’s go out and eat. Let’s talk while we eat.”

“Are you and I going to sit at the same table?”

“If you don’t like it, you can talk about it tomorrow. I’m going to go eat with Rudis.”

“You crazy bitch, I heard you have something to say about my daughter… “

“Since it turned out well ‘unconditionally’ anyway, isn’t it okay for both of us?”

“Tsk.”

“?”

Piana, who was shocked by Yuria’s actions of secretly bringing up the subject of the magic contract, eventually grabbed the hem of Rudis’s clothes as she was about to leave and started following her.

“… Hey, disciple.”

“Yes.”

“Hug me. My legs are short so it’s hard for me to walk.”

“No. Walk on your own.”

“Who are you?!”

“I’m Rudis’ guardian now?”

“What the hell! He will always be my black magic tower’s disciple!”

“What should I do~ There’s no magic tower here~?”

“This fucking wet-ass bitch… !”

“I’ll just hug you, please stop fighting.”

“Yeah.”

“No!”

Yuria stubbornly blocks Rudis from hugging her teacher who has naturally shrunk. And Rudis, not understanding her actions, collects hooks.

And even Piana, who thinks that Yuria has read her slightly sinister intentions, glares at her.

‘… It’s fun because it feels like I’ve gone back to the old days a little bit.’

The three of them, who were reminded of their days in the Kingdom of Frisia in that kind of atmosphere, headed to the restaurant.