The Third-Rate’s Patoon Plan. (3)

I, Harb Hoppen, didn’t have many close friends in the fencing department.

-Pfft! Pfft!

“Ha, Yabalyeon is real. Is it all about the princess?”

“That’s why! You walk around with your head like a piece of shit and every time, every time! You go around doing whatever you want!”

“Aww! That dumb bitch, how can she be so bad?”

The reason is, I’m embarrassed to say it myself, but it was largely due to the influence of my blood relative, Galv Hoppen, who was in the senior year.

At the age of twenty-three, he reached level 3 in swordsmanship.

In addition, a talented blood relative who had reached level 2 in other magical specialties was hostile to me, and I was unable to focus on my training due to a certain incident, and I lost a lot of power in the business I was running at home.

The aftereffects of the family political fight literally followed me all the way to the academy.

“Hey. There’s a kid from the magic department who got screwed by that crazy bitch.”

“Is that one or two?”

“Except for the guy I hit before… “

“So there are more than 4 people I know of? “

“? Was there that much?”

“Three people from the Blue Magic Department were also robbed.”

“Isn’t that guy a real idiot? Anyway, what I want to say is, recently they… “

And one more thing, I have a proud and loving girlfriend and fiancée.

That’s why the number of women who approach me just because of my appearance or the name of my family’s business has decreased significantly, and the number of male students who try to persuade me to go on blind dates has disappeared, which is one of the reasons why I’m so popular in the swordsmanship department.

Men do come and apply for sparring occasionally, but the female members of the fencing department… well.

Honestly, I can’t say anything because most of the guys who came in for that purpose are more strange than the princess trying to catch a guy.

Of course, there are children who are talented in swordsmanship.

“Huh? Are you crazy? Really?!”

“No, but she’s still a princess… “

“Fuck, what if she’s the princess? We’re not going to touch her, and there’s no evidence or witnesses left behind. What are you going to do? Should we ask her to join us too?”

“… Hmm, honestly, if there are that many, I don’t think we can even be specific? “

“Besides, since we are in the same department, if they prepare and we just execute, we have an alibi… “

“Okay! If you’ve decided, let’s go!”

“Okay! Let’s show that bitch some hot flavor.”

“Kik! Hey, if I do this, won’t that guy drop out of the academy~?”

As lunch time was coming to an end and classes were about to begin, I stopped swinging my sword as I watched the female students rushing out.

“… Was I so insignificant that I was ignored while someone was swinging a sword right next to me?”

I don’t really like the princess.

When we first met, she called me a low-class noble brat, and when she suddenly evaluated my face and said I got 84 points, she asked me out of the blue if I was thinking about changing my hair color to blonde. When I told her that I had a fiancee, she cursed at me saying, “Fuck! If you’re sold out, don’t be handsome!” After that, we never got involved.

“Well, but it seems like you like it.”

Honestly, even now, I have absolutely no desire to get involved with her or get along with her.

Rather than doing anything with the princess, my true intention is to learn swordsmanship from my teacher, Yuria.

However, if it is the will of Brother Rudis, who is my savior and has shown me the path of swordsmanship, then I will only help.

“Ha, but when on earth is that guy going to buy a cell phone… Oh, right. Didn’t he say that he’s a black magician and doesn’t have a phone to open yet?”

After wiping off some sweat, I opened my phone, thinking that I should write down what I had just heard and tell him during break time.

“Harb, what are you writing?”

“Oh, Master. Did your brother leave?”

“Yeah~! But let’s not call him master here, just call him Harb-kun noona~”

“Oh, right. I’ll do that since there are professors. What I was writing down was just a class preview.”

“Really~? You’re doing a good job!”

-Don’t tell my sister. If my sister, who wants my academy life to be peaceful, finds out… Oh, anyway, this is a secret between guys?

I feel very bad about hiding something from my teacher, but I can’t help it.

Yuria is literally a teacher to me, teaching me the sword and the spirit of chivalry, but if it weren’t for my brother’s actions, I wouldn’t have gotten involved with her.

“But where did the princess go?”

“Huh? Oh, he heard that another professor called him on the way and left? “

“… I see.”

“Huh? Why?”

“Ah, it’s nothing. Oh, more than that, about the guidance you gave me during the sparring earlier… !”

My brother said he would prevent the victim from becoming the perpetrator, but it seems like that would be difficult.

That’s why I wish you would do something about your cell phone quickly.

*

“Huh? Didn’t I tell you to come here! Where’s the professor?”

Koti was on his way to the swordsmanship department when he heard that a professor from the black magic department had called him and he was in the training tool preparation room on the second floor of the main building.

“Wow!! You called someone and they’re not here! Don’t you know that the girl is royalty!!”

Normally, if someone had called her and told her to come over, she would have responded by saying, “Where the hell are you! That punk told you to come over!” But, ironically, because the other person was a professor of ‘black magic’, she moved forward.

Because the commoner I was worried about these days was a black magician, and since I also had a black magic specialty, I was thinking about transferring to that department instead of staying in the swordsmanship department.

So, I was thinking that if we met alone, we could quietly talk about changing departments.

She is a princess who thinks that she needs to start by instilling etiquette towards the royal family when she meets them.

She was blankly looking around at the magical tools around her, and then she started cursing at the professor who didn’t come even after a while.

“Shit! This won’t work! I’ll have to go to the black magic department and ask them about it!!”

The class had already started, so I thought I should skip this class and go and tear out the hair of the bad black magic professor who broke his promise and turn him into a good black magic professor, and then go and see that black commoner for a bit, and then I was about to leave the preparation room.

-Thud!

“Huh?”

-Rumble! Rumble!

“Woong… ?”

However, the door to the magic tool preparation room blocks her.

She tilted her head and tried to open the door again, but it wouldn’t open, so she tried to go out the other door.

“Eww! What the heck?! You classroom door punk! Do you know that the girl is royalty?! You’re locking me up like this!! Death penalty! Death penalty!!”

Of course it wouldn’t open, so she kicked the door open with her foot, grumbling.

-Kkaang!!

“Ouch!! Ah, oops! Muchin! What is this?! Is there magic?!”

And she hesitated and backed away, having experienced a situation where her own foot hurt more than she had ever felt before, in front of a door that boasted strength that was hard to believe was made of aluminum.

No matter how stupid you are, there’s no way you wouldn’t know this.

“Who imprisoned the girl? Who the hell!”

Of course, it was the human who led him here.

But for Coty, it was a disaster.

Because the opponent was a commoner woman he was seeing for the first time.

It was an open secret in the Academy that she did not remember the faces of her opponents unless they were noble children or men she found attractive.

In other words, he was saying that he had planned everything from the beginning and led himself this way.

“Whooong!! F**k! Do you think I’ll lose to a door like this!!”

In any case, that is something that will have to be punished later, and for now, the princess, who has decided to only think about breaking down this door that is hurting her and blocking her way, chants the magic that her teacher told her to learn so that she can protect herself even if she plans to live like this.

“[Emperor’s Magic] [Lv. 2] [Stun Gun]!!”

-Phase support support!!

A small orb of lightning gathers in the princess’s palm, and when she grips it tightly, her fist transforms into a shape that looks like it’s spitting out lightning.

The only self-defense magic she knows how to use, as she never studies magic at all.

“The power of this magic is enough to pierce through the sky!! Blast the classroom door!!”

It’s not exactly a powerful magic, but since it’s an offensive magic, the power coming out of her fist is enough to break down a normal door.

The moment her plump fist mercilessly struck the classroom door.

-Beep! Beep!

“What’s wrong?!! Boo, fire!! Air raid warning bot!! Enemy troops are coming out!!”

The door that had been struck by lightning began to deflect the lightning and start to create small sparks in all directions, as if it had been waiting for it to do so, while also sending lightning bolts flying at the magical tools around it.

*

“Haa… So. The black magic professor called the student Koti? “

“… Net.”

“That’s what I’m saying, what do you think?”

“Uh, me? I was just going to the black magic lab to practice with the black magic students, but I just came back because the head professor called me. Besides, the head professor was with me during lunch. If I had a student call the student, the professor would have seen it too.”

An incident occurred at the Imperial Royal Academy where a fire alarm sounded and all classes were suspended.

The training tool preparation room, which was the scene of the situation, was naturally flooded with water, and Coty Royal Labyrinth, who had emerged from it, was bowing her head in front of the head professor and the professor of black magic, looking like a soaking wet mouse.

“Hey, Mr. Koti. We know what kind of person you are, so we don’t say anything to you unless it’s really serious. But doesn’t this seem a bit too much?”

“Oh, no. The girl really was just trying to break down the door… “

“No! If you’re really trapped like the student said, why don’t you just call from inside and ask for help! Why are you trying to break down a perfectly good door! Don’t you have a cell phone?!”

“Well, it wasn’t fine. It was, it was reinforced with magic tools… “

“Haaa!”

“… … “

The head professor frowned as if he was not pleased with Coty’s continued excuses, and eventually told her to take a one-week suspension and stay in the dormitory to reflect on her actions. He then turned his back on her and shouted that he would deal with the matter with the student body president.

But Coty.

“There… There… !”

“… What else?”

“If you find the student who sent the girl here…!”

“You want me to find someone whose face I can’t even remember, whose department I don’t know, and who I met outside the main building and who wasn’t even caught on CCTV? Lady Hwang. Do you know what you’re talking about?”

The head professor, who could no longer hide his irritation in front of her, glared at Koti, gritting his teeth as if he was about to growl, and she swallowed hard and lowered her head again.

It was unfair, but it really was nonsense.

Because the request was to find and gather all the students who had passed by at that time.

Of course, it would be possible if the royal family member were to act rashly, but if that happens.

‘… Oh, my brother’s work just keeps piling up.’

I want to find the person who tricked me, but I have no evidence, no testimony, no witnesses.

Even the effort to find that opponent will be undertaken by the student council, not the professors.

Knowing that, Coty eventually closed his eyes tightly as if suppressing his anger.

-Brrr.

“… Hehe!”

“Haa, seriously. How did this happen… Tsk!”

The head professor, seeing Coty sneezing and shivering like a wet rat, clicks his tongue in annoyance and tries to continue nagging.

I originally planned to just turn my back and end it, but I thought it was really disgusting to see her not showing any signs of reflection.

Her verbal and physical abuse was already noticeable, and now she has the excuse of destroying the training tools.

The moment I opened my mouth, thinking that today was the chance to say something that would make my tears just disappear.

“There’s a magic spell on the door. It strengthens the tools of blue magic, and even reflects the magic of red magic. If you leave it for a thorough examination, you can find out whose magic it is within 3 days.”

“… Huh?!”

The head professor became angry at the voice that covered his mouth and turned his head to look at the other person.

Black hair and black eyes that resemble the part burned by the princess’s fist.

And even though this academy allows it, only one student is wearing a black uniform.

A male student who is different from everyone else.

At Rudis’ appearance, he opened his eyes drowsily and opened his mouth nervously.

“Student, what did you just say? Did you say you knew there was magic there?”

“Yes. It’s blue magic and red magic. The tool strengthening is Lv. 3, and the red magic is Lv. 2. Princess, hit a little harder. Then you would have completely pierced the magic reflection, right? “

“… Hmm! Sniff? “

The black man approached Koti, who was sniffling like a wet rat, with a faint smile. He naturally took off the top of the school uniform he was wearing and put it around her shoulders. Then, he looked at the professors and smiled brightly and opened his mouth.

“If the princess catches a cold like this, will you two take responsibility? I will take responsibility. I bet my entire fortune, magic circuits, and even my wrists that there was red and blue magic there.”

“”… … “”

“Don’t you believe me? Then, should I call someone from the Imperial Tower right now? I’ve been assigned some work recently, so I can contact you personally.”

“… Oh, no. Student. Do you know what the student is saying?”

“That’s Ru, Rudis, a second-year student in our department, right? Um, I don’t think you know him well… “

“I know. You’re probably saying that only those who have trained in professional magic or ‘wizards’ can trace the traces of magic that has already been activated and disappeared. But, who says I don’t have that skill?”

“Ah, no. No matter what… “

“Haa… !”

When Rudis saw the professors trying to refute the person who suddenly appeared on the scene and started defending the princess, she cut them off with a deep sigh and tilted her head as she continued speaking.

“Why do the professors of the world’s proud Imperial Royal Academy have such long tongues? Are you running behind?”

“”… What?””

If this is something that was done by students of the Blue Magic and Red Magic departments, things will get really big.

The opponent is not just a student, but a princess of the imperial family.

Even the current president of the Academy’s student council is Crown Prince Elford Royal Labyrinth, who was promised the position of the next emperor among the royal family.

Moreover, all the professors and students of the academy knew that the relationship between the two was not that bad, so they had no choice but to turn a blind eye to her outrageous behavior or only give her a light punishment.

However, there were no professors who could just sit back and listen to such insulting remarks from a common student.

“Hey student, what you said is…!”

“Shock?”

In an instant, Rudis completely took away the aggro that the princess had been holding onto, smiled brightly, and ended the situation so that the princess could change her wet clothes.