The Phantom Thief Is In Heat (1)
by Shini
Leaving the room, I quickly changed into a maid outfit and grabbed a broom to clean the hall. The moment I stepped out, I couldn’t close my mouth at the magnificent sight before my eyes.
The incessant click of camera shutters, the Monsters cheering wildly, exclaiming that I had finally appeared… For a moment, it felt like I was on a live concert stage.
“What is all that…?”
No, this is our family’s cafe, isn’t it? Just a very ordinary coffee shop, right?
Cafes boast such an insane supply rate that it’s no exaggeration to say there’s a coffee shop on every block, so why here?
And…
“Who queues up for coffee?!”
It’s not that there aren’t any obvious reasons, but it’s still about two hours until opening, and I’m already exhausted.
Occasionally, I saw some people, but in terms of ratio, it was about 9 Monsters to 1 person. Outside the window was already teeming with countless Monsters.
─Line up from here, line up!! If you follow the order, anyone can see the Lapins’ smiles!
─No cutting in line! We’ve been waiting since dawn!
Before I knew it, the fan club, Lapin Dan, wearing haoris with my picture in a maid outfit on the back, began controlling the crowd.
I didn’t ask or hire them, so I’m grateful they’re organizing themselves, but… have they all been brainwashed?
No, they’re too passionate to be brainwashed!
─Yes, everyone, keep your place! I even took annual leave today! This time, I’ll get a shot of her cleavage, nah-hah-hah-hah!!
“…Guld came again?”
What’s truly terrifying is that even Warden Gould, the one who branded me with the 『Brand of the Devil』 on my lower abdomen in the
and one of the seven Klaus commanders, is acting like this.
And he’s the most passionate of them all.
After seeing me carried away by Miweol yesterday, several of them gathered in a circle, placed a radio in the center, and were performing some inexplicable dance that resembled voodoo.
─Seri-nim has appeared!!
“”””Waaahhhhh─!!!””””
“Our prayers have been answered!”
“Hiiik..”
It’s terrifying. A different kind of fear than when I was caught by the Aqua Beasts or Guld.
The cheers send shivers down my spine, just like when Hyun-ah looked at me as if she wanted to devour me.
Still… I have to do what needs to be done. I picked up a pen and a memo pad and walked towards the main entrance.
“Ohh. Ohhhhhh..”
There were persistent gazes fixed only on the exposed skin, but if this continued, it would be a nuisance to everyone around… I should sort this out.
Suk, suseuk-
`[The other staff member is still sleeping, so please keep the noise down…]` That should be enough.
When I handed the memo with the message to the Lapin Dan member at the very front… Guld, he shed tears of inexplicable emotion and, at the same time, quickly quieted the murmuring crowd.
Miweol probably didn’t get any proper sleep nursing me all night… I hope she didn’t wake up from that just now.
I even saw some kids bowing their heads, apologizing… Was it really that bad…? Ah?!
『Corruption Desire LV2 is activated.』
『(Omitted)…As the level increases, your body transforms into one that seeks pleasure.』
『Exhibitionist Desire is activated.』
『If you remain active with your genitals exposed for more than a certain period, it will transform into Exhibitionism LV1.』
『Exhibitionist Desire is activated.』
『Exhibitionist Desire is activated.』
『Exhibitionist Desire is activated.』
“What..”
‘Why suddenly?!’
It was fine until yesterday! I was even wearing proper panties!
“Ugh… insane…!”
I keep, keep feeling hot gazes.
Eyes filled with lewdness, the desire to rape, and defilement towards a luscious fruit.
Slowly, as if scanning, their eyes swept up from my firm thighs, over my skirt, and then focused on my cleavage, making my body grow hotter and hotter.
‘No… I absolutely, absolutely must not be overcome by desire…!’
I’m just walking.
I’m not a pervert… to the point of lifting my skirt and showing my chest in front of so many people…!
“Swooop…. Hwoo…”
…There.
My excitement seems to have subsided… Now, to go back─
“Nyam-”
“Hyaaaahhh─?!”
However, perhaps due to the relaxation from relief, I didn’t notice the ‘snake’ approaching from behind.
My legs, startled by the bite on my ear, gave out, and the heat in my body, which had calmed down, seemed to flare up again.
“Ehehe~ Senpai-ssi is cute♥”
“H-Hyun-ahhh..!”
Her large breasts pressed against my neck, and my right ear felt deafened, as if she had bitten it and even inserted her tongue.
“You… why are you wearing that?”
“I had it quick-delivered along with Miweol’s~. It’s strange~ I definitely ordered a large size, but my chest feels tight. More importantly, don’t you need more staff?”
She had a point.
Yesterday, I was half-forcibly dragged to the Esthe Shop, Love Cloris, by Hyun-ah. I must have received the wrong treatment to fix my 『Breast Milk Constitution』, as I collapsed from magical power overload and couldn’t even find a part-timer.
Given the situation, I was grateful for her help, but… couldn’t she have just said it normally?! My head is already spinning, don’t you start too!
“The skirt is short… you really managed to wear something like this, didn’t you?”
“…There’s a subtle jab in your words, isn’t there?”
At her appearance, the fervor of the solemn crowd also flared up intensely… Though when I heard someone shout, “It’s the Cow Maid member!”, I saw Hyun-ah’s genuine, murderous smile.
Hyun-ah, who was much taller than Miweol and me. Since she was wearing clothes several sizes too small, her exposure seemed excessive.
Especially her enormous breasts, from which lightning sparked as she pulled out a book.
The built-in bra in the outfit held their shape, but they were so large that they were called ‘cow’ by countless people, meaning that alone couldn’t cover them.
“Boss-nim, if you keep sitting there, that Seven Stars person in front will take a bunch of lewd photos, you know?”
“Ugh..!”
I thought she was teasing me, but it was the truth.
Guld held his palm-sized smartphone and poured all his effort into photographing me from various angles, even lying down for high-angle, frontal, and low-angle shots.
A sense of disgust and shame, knowing exactly why he was doing that, simultaneously washed over me. Sitting in a W-pose, I reached out my hands to cover my disheveled clothes…
My hands….
‘W-wait… why am I covering my chest?’
‘I-I’m a man… but the 『Exhibitionist Desire』 is..’
…It’ll be fine.
It’s weird for a man to cover his chest… Why am I naturally trying to cover it with my hands…!
“Fufufu… what’s wrong~? If you don’t get up quickly, other people will keep. taking pictures, you know?”
“It’s nothing, really..”
“You don’t have to be shy. It’s a natural reaction for a ‘woman,’ isn’t it? There are no perverts in the world who want to show their body to others, after all.”
It’s not natural..! It’s not.
If it were my lower body, maybe. Reflexively, I slowly lowered the palm that had been covering my gathered chest in the maid outfit and grabbed the hem of my skirt.
I won’t turn into 『Exhibitionism』 just from this… So, it’s fine.
It’s fine… I…
“I thought it would be busy, so thank you for helping… Let’s go to the counter… and stop messing around.”
My lower abdomen tingled, and barely enduring Hyun-ah’s seductive acts of licking my nape and ears, I finally managed to return to the counter.
…
Chijik, chik. Chiiiiiiik-
“Senpai-ssi, Senpai-ssi, look at this! I made a heart~!”
“You’re good… Is this really your first time?”
While teaching her how to make coffee at the counter, Hyun-ah, without any playfulness, operated the espresso machine according to my instructions.
With unbelievable skill for a beginner… When heating milk with the steam wand, a novice would usually boil it over or create too much foam, but she effortlessly drew a heart-shaped latte art.
“Of course~. I, for one, work hard at anything I want to achieve.”
“That’s a great attitude… What do you want to achieve?”
“Hmm… right now… Ah, this.”
Hyun-ah placed the well-made latte next to the machine, pondered for a moment, then slightly bent her knees, showing the top of her head.
“…What.”
I worried she might gain momentum and jump to pounce on me, intending to devour me, but when I remained still for a long time, she puffed out her cheeks and glared at me.
“Oh, come on… I did well, so please pat my head.”
“Oh… is that all?”
“…A one-time bite coupon would also be fine.”
Yep. I should pat her head right away.
Good job, good job~ Our carnivorous Magical Girl-nim who makes coffee so well is the best~!
“Ehehe… hehe.”
“…You like that so much?”
“Yes! If Senpai-ssi is just by my side, I feel like I can do anything~.”
Hmm… at times like this, she’s a woman I could fall for… but I wonder if there’s anything I can do about that devouring smile even now…
Looking down at Hyun-ah, who had been looking up at me, she was still beautiful, but I felt a different kind of charm, I suppose.
Strangely, my heart is pounding…
“…Do you like me?”
“Th-that’s not it!”
“But I do.”
Sreuk-
“H-Hyun-ah, what are you doing…?!”
“If I do this~ no one can see us, can they?”
Satisfied with being petted, Hyun-ah slowly knelt before me, as if disappearing from view through the window, and tightly hugged my waist so I couldn’t escape.
Judging by the faint glow only on her gloves, it seemed she had partially transformed again. She held me with an inescapable strength.
And then…
Jjok.. jjok..
“I can’t be the only one happy… so this is my thanks.”
“Hmyak?! What are you doing right now?!”
“Cute… Our Phantom Thief Boss-nim, truly cute…”
“Hey… what if someone hears you…!”
Even though the door was closed, my heart sank when Hyun-ah blurted out my identity, but she continued to lick my thighs, looking at even that expression as if it were cute.
Jjok- jjooook..
Jjureup-chup..
Hyun-ah’s head, now inside my skirt. Her soft, warm mucous membranes brushed against my thighs repeatedly.
Her act of licking my thighs and serving me was so vulgar, contrary to her appearance, but when I stroked Hyun-ah’s head, she smiled happily.
My absorption was only for a moment.
From outside, it must have looked like Hyun-ah had gone under the counter and was clinging to me, as the Monsters right in front of the entrance slowly raised their smartphones.
“L-let’s stop now… okay?”
“Mmmph… Hiyoeo…”
Chureup-odok-
“Aht..”
I tried my best to push Hyun-ah’s head away, but instead, as if finding even that cute, she gripped my waist even tighter and lightly bit my thigh.
“Soft, plump… I don’t want to hand over my lovely Phantom Thief to anyone…”
Chureup-jjok..
『Hyun-ah’s Drain Kiss LV 4 is activated.』
『Magical power is drained due to the kiss.』
『Poor Fuel Efficiency is activated.』
『Increased magical power extraction from
“Hey, wait! Just a second!!”
What was that just now?! Drain Kiss?
Perhaps realizing the skill had activated, Hyun-ah, who had been clinging with a ‘ppok-‘ sound, stood up again.
“Ehehe… I’m sorry~. I accidentally flipped a switch… Ehehet.”
“You startled me… Why do you even have a skill like that?”
“I learned it from the Love Cloris staff, just in case I might need it someday~.”
Oh… is that so?
Monsters also exploit magical power by having sex with humans, so it should be fine for a Magical Girl to have a skill like that, right…?
Hyun-ah seemed quite satisfied, so now, let’s officially start taking customers.
“Ehehe~ Until Miweol arrives, let’s have a fun time at Cafe Lapin, just the two of us… ‘girls’.”
“It won’t be fun… really.”
Pressing the switch next to the counter, I unlocked the main entrance, and customers began to enter.
“Seri-nim, give us a smile! A smile!!”
“Please give us a smile from the new face! Smile~!!!”
“Nah-hah-hah!! I’ll have an Americano and one warm smile, please!”
Just as customers began to enter, I had finished all preparations─
“..Huh?”
It wasn’t just the crowd, but the reason my face turned pale wasn’t because of the endless stream of customers.
It was the sound, the same one that had been trying to turn me into a woman, like the 『Corruption Desire』.
The notification sound that played when a skill activated or when it informed me of my body’s condition, it shook my mental state.
『Always Active: Semen Conversion is activated.』
『If magical power levels drop, magical power will be restored by consuming the Semen Demand Period of the 『Blessing of Eternity』.』
『The Semen Demand Period of the Blessing of Eternity has decreased due to Semen Conversion.』
『Remaining time until Estrus: 9 hours and 25 minutes.』
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