The Phantom Thief Goes to the Esthe Shop (3)

“..I want to go back.”

“Aaaah~~~ After coming all this way~.”

“I told you I’d pick something suitable for you, sunbae-ssi, didn’t I? What’s there to be embarrassed about between women?”

“I want to eat first..”

Give me back my sauna. Eggs! Sikhye! Licorice! Seaweed soup! Jeyuk-bokkeum!!!

The world of women seems truly hard to understand. Sexual desire, sleep desire, appetite. To think that the desire for adornment is the most important among them..

It’s not that I don’t understand, but humans are creatures that can only act after eating something.. Magical power can’t even fill hunger.

Except for the snack Miwol ate in the cafe, Miwol, who smiled at hundreds of customers without eating anything else, had already regained her energy long ago.

I was led by the hands of the two, like a pet that didn’t want to be neutered, and was practically dragged towards the Esthe Shop.

..Both of them had only transformed their hands and were wearing gloves.

How can I overcome the power of a Magical Girl! The Star’s Protection wouldn’t have chosen you for this, would it?!

“C-can I really not go? Being touched by other people is a bit.. and I have *that* on my stomach too.”

“Oh dear.. I was too thoughtless.. I’m sorry, sunbae-ssi.. I must have been too excited..”

Only then did Miwol realize her mistake, and, apologizing, she let go of the hand she was holding at the entrance.

Massages usually involve being touched while wearing a towel, only underwear, or being completely naked.. Even if she makes that face, it’s a no this time.

The 『Breast Milk Constitution』 is one thing, and I don’t like the 『Brand of the Devil』 being visible, but most of all, if the 『Exhibitionist Desire』 activates and turns into 『Exhibitionism』, it’ll become troublesome in many ways.

But Hyun-ah seemed to have already anticipated this far, and she pulled out a small catalog from her pocket and handed it to me.

“This is quite a systematic shop~. There’s also a [Beginner Course] where you only wear dolphin pants and a short-sleeved shirt and receive light touches. You can also set the esthe areas, so if you’re a bit hesitant, you can just get your arms and legs done.”

Meridians and acupoints… Ugh, let’s skip it. Skip it..

As Hyun-ah said, being able to choose from the [Beginner Course] all the way to a full-body treatment was basic, you could also choose oils, and fresh fruit juice or drinks were provided while waiting, and the bright interior design gradually eased my wariness.

It really looks ordinary, but..

“Uh.. maybe once is okay? But I’m absolutely not going to a lingerie shop. Got it?”

“Yes, yes~ Then let’s go in~!”

We barely found a compromise, and it ended with just getting a massage and then eating dinner.. But something feels uneasy.

Ddiring-!

“”Welcome~ Welcome to Esthe Shop, Love Chloris~.””

‘…It’s a woman? ‘

If there were a palace bathroom, would it feel like this?

Clean floor tiles that reflected one’s image perfectly, a bright interior with sparkling crystal lights hanging from the ceiling, no scary-looking bald old men, and no male monsters with visuals that looked like they’d use a hypnosis app were in sight.

Instead, two receptionists with beauty comparable to Miwol or Hyun-ah kindly greeted us.

Seeing that they had tails and horns, they were monsters.. a race among the Klaus that looked particularly similar to humans.. presumed to be succubi. When I infiltrated the prison, I only heard that there were dedicated facilities, but this was the first time I had witnessed it with my own eyes.

“Karon, Karen. Long time no see~.”

“Hyun-ah, long time no see~. How have you been? Look at how moist your skin is..! Can I touch your breasts?”

“Aahng.. That tickles~. I brought my friends today.”

Hyun-ah seemed to know the shop’s receptionists, as compliments far from ordinary, like “your breasts got bigger” and “your hips are perfect for grabbing,” poured out between them.

And then, the succubi’s sparkling eyes turned towards me.

“Ah, it’s the Lapins!”

Jolt.

“S-sunbae-ssi?”

“Sorry.. Let’s just stay like this for a moment.”

Ah.. this feeling.. I felt it somewhere before.

The overwhelming sensation, like being seen as prey, that I felt from Hyun-ah, was now felt from one person and two succubi.

Like hunting dogs about to pounce, the two employees looked at me, hidden behind Miwol, and flicked their alluring tongues.

Fear was one thing, but “Lapins”? My heart sank, thinking they had realized I was the Phantom Thief, but then one of the receptionists, a succubus, showed me her phone screen.

My and Miwol’s appearances, working at my cafe, Cafe Lapin, were prominently displayed on the post list of a suspicious community site, which read…

[Why is the line so fucking long?]

[Spreading Lapins pics.]

[Is that a maid outfit or a whore’s outfit?]

[Lee Seri armpit pic close-up]

[Upvote if you want to rape Lee Seri – I’ll go first]

[Lapins live viewing review]

[Pregnancy-Optimized Body]

[Don’t you think Lee Seri’s breast milk will come out?]

[Upvote if you want to put Miweol-ing in a maid outfit]

[I want to lick the Lapins’ armpit pussy..]

[Drew an imagined picture of the Lapins’ pussy]

[Don’t you think Miweol is a pure virgin who’s never had a man?]

[Upvote if you want to do Master/Mistress play with Lee Seri]

[Employee working at the Tax Evader Containment Facility.. took annual leave and came.]

[Lee Seri’s panties are white, but I can’t see the pubic hair silhouette.]

[Thorough analysis of the post claiming Lee Seri is a white whore.txt]

[Why no Miweol-ing maid outfit?]

[Review of five consecutive smiles – The Lapin Dan glared as if to kill]

[Honestly, it looks tough for two people to run]

[Miweol-ing = Magical Girl Luna Analysis.txt] – Dislikes 143

[Lee Seri = Phantom Thief Lupin Analysis.txt] – Dislikes 176

[The Lapin Dan stood guard at the cafe until night. Seems like they were checking for stalkers or perverts?]

[Upvote if you want to receive Master service paizuri from the Lapins]

[Adjust the level yourself if you don’t want to get sued]

[Guld-jwa Cafe Lapin Review – ★REAL-TIME BEST★]

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“That’s all sexual harassment!”

Guld came too? Was I too busy to even see his face?

No, more importantly!!

What’s the Lapin Dan?! Is that the name of the fan club that came today..?

“You two are incredibly popular in the Klaus Gallery right now. They even made a Lapins Gallery, you know? Haa.. To meet you in person, I can die happy now~.”

“Ha, haha.. The promotional effect is incredible.. It seems they call me Miweol-ing.”

Right.. My cute junior said she posted a promotional message on Instagram. Since it’s a cafe in front of the station, the average sales were good, so I hadn’t paid much attention to promotion.. But it’s this amazing..

The community.. it’s really creepy.. I shouldn’t go in just because I’m curious. That’s definitely Pandora’s Box.

Hyun-ah carefully watched the succubus’s phone, and muttered, “I didn’t expect this..,” narrowing her brows, but her lips gradually curved upwards.

“Hey, hey~ Lapins. Can we take a picture of you at our shop and upload it to Instagram?”

“Uh.. well..”

“Instead, we’ll give you all courses for free! As lifelong free members, come whenever you want! Rather, we’ll be asking you for a favor!”

I tried to refuse in the end, but the succubi started to take off their clothes, fold them neatly, and even attempted a naked dogeza, so I had no choice but to accept.

…What is this? Do I have some kind of charm skill? Or are Miwol and I just attractive to monsters..?

Anyway, forming ties between shops probably isn’t a bad thing.. Miwol said it was fine too, so it probably doesn’t matter.

“It’s unfair that only I have to pay.. Hmph.”

“Ah~ ah~ I can’t resist such a horny face~. Alright. I’ll give Hyun-ah a free course too, specially!”

When Hyun-ah made a slightly tearful face and hugged the succubus named Karon, Karon made a “Kkheu~” sound, like a brain-damaged chimpanzee, saying it was amazing.

So, cow-like breasts are appealing even to women.. Indeed, there’s no one who wouldn’t be swayed by breasts like that.

How can all the fat go to her breasts? Even though Hyun-ah was wearing a dress that covered her body, the thickness of her arms and legs was a bit more “grabbable” than Miwol’s.

“Hehe~ I’d like the [Lady Course], please. What about you two?”

I, who received the tablet, slowly looked through what menus there were.

There were types like scalp scaling, waxing, and tanning, but the most prominently written phrases were…

[Beginner Course] – Prepared for you who are new to esthe!

[Lady Course] – The first step of love for those who want to become beautiful! Presents plump breasts and aroma oil that makes you lose weight just by applying it!

[Special Course] – A Succubus’s technician happy time! A free course for women who want to become bitches craving dick!《Consent Contract Required!!》

“Hmm.. Miweol will also take the [Lady Course]!”

“I’ll take.. the [Beginner Course].”

“Eh~?! Why? How come?”

“No.. I came here to do that from the start.”

This is a no even with a naked dogeza! Absolutely not!

In the end, thanks to my stubbornness winning, I was able to safely enter the room labeled [Beginner Course].

Hyun-ah and Miwol, along with the gentle succubus named Karon, entered the [Lady Course] room further inside.

It’s better to be alone.. What if I make strange moans while being massaged.. I’d die of embarrassment.

“I’ll speak informally for comfort. You can call me Seri Seri, right? Please select the areas you want to receive esthe on this panel.”

I was with Karen.. a pink-haired succubus who wore a suit on the bottom but a monokini covering only her breasts on the top, sitting alone at a table, deciding on options.

Unlike the neatly dressed succubus the two had followed, Karen had slightly tanned, bronze skin, and a strong gyaru vibe with colorful nail polish and ear piercings.

She was also quite aggressive, which made me feel a bit reluctant..

Succubi.. Especially because I was betrayed by the Seven Stars’ top succubus, I felt a strange discomfort.

“Seri Seri, where are you going to get a massage? Full body? It’s full body, right? Of course it’s full body, right?”

“…No.”

A full-body cross-section appeared on the tablet. I picked up the pen and touched the checkmark on the breast area to adjust the options.

“Why aren’t you getting your breasts done? They’re so big, I’d think they’d get stiff.”

“I have a Negative Skill. Please don’t try to find out more.. You’ll really do it as I’ve chosen, right?”

“Of course! If we do something the customer dislikes, how can we maintain the shop? 100 percent trustworthiness! That’s our Love Chloris.”

Well.. if you say so..

After finishing the option check, I followed Karen into the [Beginner Course] room, and felt a faint grassy scent that seemed to stir my heart.

“I lit the aroma burner. Is the scent okay?”

“Yeah.. it’s okay. It’s a bit hot, though.”

“Esthe treatments usually work best when your body is warm. Go shower in the inner shower room and come out. I’ll prepare your clothes.. Oh, don’t wet your hair…. 85-59-87.. It’s truly a golden ratio of horniness.. How can she have such a size with that height?”

『Succubus Eyes activate.』

『Succubus Karen scanned your body. There are no changes.』

Hyun-ah could tell breast size by hand, and now it’s a skill?

After going to the shower room as if fleeing, disgusted by Karen’s words, and pouring hot water over myself and coming out, a pair of dolphin pants and a spandex short-sleeved shirt that fit my body perfectly were placed next to the clothes hamper.

I was worried because the short-sleeved shirt was white.. but the 『Brand of the Devil』 didn’t particularly show through.

However.. it looked too sexy, and the tight-fitting spandex shirt clearly revealed the contours of my bouncy breasts.

A ripe fruit that was impossible to believe had once been a man… Breasts that would produce breast milk with just a slight press..

‘…I can go back, right..?’

Kkiiik─

“Ah, you’re out? I’ve been waiting for so long~ Seri Seri~.”

“Who..”

What I saw when I opened the shower room door was..

“It’s Karen~. Succubi can change their gender however they want, you know! I changed because I couldn’t put much strength into it when I was a woman, so please understand?”

I was a fool to trust a succubus.. That bitch Halo also said she could change her gender.

Karen, who had been in the room when I finished showering, was nowhere to be found, and a slightly delinquent-looking tanned man greeted me.

In his hand, he gripped a large amount of sticky liquid that looked familiar, making a jjeok-jjeok sound, and smiling as if he intended to fully enjoy himself.