The Great Cadmus Festival (1)

After many twists and turns, I arrived in Thebes.

“Hey, dumbass.”

“Why, brain-muscle?”

I flipped the bird at Theseus, the baggage I’d been lugging around all the way to Thebes.

“Seriously, if I brought you all the way to Thebes, shouldn’t you at least pay for the escort?”

“What are you talking about? You crazy bastard. Did you escort me? You followed me.”

“Don’t talk shit. If I wasn’t there, those guys who tried to bang you on the way here would’ve reamed your ass by now, 인정? (Injeong?)”

“You’re the one who would’ve gotten your ass reamed. You’re the gay bastard who goes around sticking his dick in anything that looks like a woman.”

“What are you talking about, dumbass.”

“Yes, next brain-muscle.”

Theseus spewed out a load of bullshit.

But now that I won’t have to listen to that bullshit anymore, I can just relax and enter Thebes.

Why?

Because, I’m saying goodbye to this bastard!

“It sucked being with you, and let’s never see each other again.”

“That’s what I should be saying.”

I flipped Theseus off and stood behind the line in front of the city gate to enter Thebes.

“Damn it, I have to be with him until I get inside.”

“If you don’t like it, go through another gate over there.”

“Now? You do that. I’m going to go through the closest one.”

“Then shut your mouth and be quiet.”

Theseus warned me.

Since the atmosphere around us was hostile, and the Theban soldiers were on high alert, I didn’t want to cause any trouble.

“From the start, Thebes is where I wanted to go, you can go anywhere. Go back to where you splooged and be a dad.”

“Says the guy who splooged too.”

“I got laid by a nymph back then, and you were banging every woman you saw on the way here.”

“Where did the dumbass who banged women with me go?”

In the meantime.

On the way to Thebes, Theseus and I ended up traveling together.

After being laid by virgin nymph sisters, we started arguing.

-Who is more manly?

I naturally argued that I, who looked like Heracles himself, was more manly, and Theseus said that looks weren’t important, and we should compete with our dicks.

As a result.

We had to get verified by women on who was more manly by having 2:2 orgies everywhere we went.

We mostly had sex with our own partners, and sometimes we ended up swapping partners with twin sisters and having swapping sex.

Conclusion.

They said it was impossible to tell who was superior with our dicks.

My dick size and technique were obviously superior, but they said that the maternal sense of guilt and arousal that came from the imbalance between his small stature and huge dick was strong.

I came to Thebes, somewhat satisfied with all sorts of sex that I couldn’t even imagine during Zeus’s time, and that I hadn’t even tried a few times before reincarnating.

If I had sex alone, it would have been the same pleasure as when I was Zeus, but competing with Theseus in sex was a pleasure in its own way.

“Hey, dumbass. Once we get into Thebes, we’re enemies.”

“Of course. It’s a competition of who builds more fame.”

It was impossible to tell who was superior with our dicks.

The only way to definitely crush Theseus, who cowardly uses shota play, is to fight over ‘who is more famous’.

That’s why I bothered to come all the way to Thebes.

To participate in the hunting competition that Theseus wanted to come to Thebes for, to prove himself.

“Stop. Who are you from?”

A guard with a somewhat familiar face raised his spear and blocked us.

It was a similar face to the guard I had seen when Cadmus was king, and even after that when I came in disguised as Jupiter a few times.

Maybe he’s a descendant of that guard.

“I am Theseus from Athens.”

“Athens! A good place. Famous for its olives, and Athena personally takes care of it! I’m jealous. So, what brings you here from Athens?”

“I came to participate in the Cadmus Grand Festival.”

“…You?”

The guard scanned Theseus up and down.

He looked like a girl, so I couldn’t help but laugh.

“I am the son of King Aegeus and Aethra.”

“…Son?”

“…Shiba.”

Theseus spat out a juicy curse, but the guard didn’t understand what it meant.

Of course.

Theseus doesn’t even know what it means, he just uses it.

He just heard me say it randomly and followed along, knowing it was a curse, and he just knows how to use it depending on the situation.

But it seems like it just came out without him knowing.

“I’m a man. Should I take off my pants to prove it?”

“Ahem. You don’t have to go that far… But do you have someone who can vouch that you’re really a man?”

“…That guy knows.”

Theseus pointed at me.

“That guy knows I’m a man.”

Theseus glared at me with his eyes.

Even so, he seemed to be saying that I could at least prove that he was a man in this place.

“That bastard has a dick. A 왕자지 (wangjaji).”

In response, I revealed Theseus’s true nature.

“Even though he looks like a small bastard, his dick is thicker and longer than his arm, so don’t worry.”

“Gasp…!”

When I revealed Theseus’s size, the eyes of those around him turned to Theseus’s arm.

“You…!”

“I didn’t say anything that wasn’t true.”

The men clicked their tongues, and the women blushed and glanced at Theseus’s arm, estimating his size.

It’s natural to be surprised if a small man who is not even 150cm tall has a dick that is close to 1/8 of his body, a whopping 19cm.

How do I know that so well?

I don’t know, the woman who got fucked by Theseus certified it.

I’m obviously bigger than Theseus.

“Ahem. I see. Well, it’s not important… Let’s move on. What about you?”

“If you’re talking about me.”

Theseus looked ahead with indifferent eyes.

Since he knows the name Alcaides, he probably doesn’t care about my identity.

“I came from the Mycenaean kingdom.”

“…You came from a pretty big place.”

But Alcaides is an alias.

“My name is, ‘Heracles’.”

“……!”

Cadmus stares at me and is surprised.

The guard who was asking me about me in front of me is also surprised.

Everyone around me is surprised to hear my name.

“He…ra…?”

Of course.

No one dares to put the two letters of the name of the highest goddess of Greece in their name.

The city of Athens also has the goddess Athena, so that’s why it’s named that way, but what country would dare to put the name of a god in the name of a city?

Even Theseus put as much variation as possible, such as ‘~~us’, and Zeus is lenient in that regard, but originally, you shouldn’t use the name of a god carelessly.

Just like there’s a ‘諱 (Hwi)’ in the Joseon Dynasty, it’s the same in this era.

But I proudly revealed my name.

I revealed my name, ‘Glory of Hera’, which makes others think, ‘How is that bastard going to handle Hera’s wrath with that name?’ when they first hear it.

“By any chance…”

“It’s not an alias. It’s my ‘true name’.”

“Gasp…!”

If it was a fake name, I could understand it rationally.

If I was so obsessed with the goddess Hera that I named myself after Hera’s foot licker to lower myself, there is a possibility.

But it’s my real name?

“Heracles, a member of the Mycenaean royal family. The son of Amphitryon, the strongest warrior in Mycenae, and the son of Alcmene, the princess of Mycenae. Alcaeus, the king of Mycenae, is my grandfather.”

“Oh, my god…”

What if this is a lie?

I am impersonating a royal family in the human world, and I am a person who has carelessly taken the name of a god in terms of divinity.

But no punishment came down on me.

Because I am Heracles.

“Open the gate.”

“……Welcome to Thebes.”

The guard stepped aside.

I stepped forward with an even more confident and solemn face than before.

“…Crazy.”

Theseus cursed at me.

“The things a guy with the name Heracles does…”

I just acted a little like Zeus.

“Hehe. Do you know how great this 형님 (hyung-nim) is now?”

“……Hey.”

Theseus followed me and sneered.

“I know everything you’ve done?”

“Whether you know it or not. If you’re a petty bastard who threatens me with that, I’ll treat you accordingly.”

“…Ha, it’s not that kind of story?”

He seemed to think about it for a moment, but he said it wasn’t, so I moved on.

“Then?”

“The Cadmus Grand Festival, it’s a 2-person team.”

“You want to team up with me?”

“How about it? Instead.”

Cadmus raised his hand vertically and slashed down.

“Let’s just register as a 2-person team, and each of us can take care of our own achievements. How about it?”

“…Good.”

I don’t need anyone else’s help.

“Let’s go.”

To the great hunting festival to praise and commemorate Cadmus, the first hero of mankind, to raise our fame.

* * *

“……..”

The streets of Thebes, where many people pass by.

A blonde woman with her hair tied up was looking at the passersby one by one, and smacked her lips as she watched a giant hunter walking with a dignified gait.

“……Hehe.”

“Princess Megara?”

“Ah, yes. I’ll be right there.”

At the servant’s call, the woman, Princess Megara, smiled and answered.

“There must be many excellent hunters at this grand festival.”

Seureureuk.

The place she stepped on.

The soil was seething silently, as if it was shaking.