The End of the Gathering, Safe and Sound

    All the guild members of Brown Dust thought that the user [GiveMeSeveredLimbCharacter] was a man in his 30s.

    The first person to get out of the car was also a man, so they assumed that man was the [GiveMeSeveredLimbCharacter] user.

    But in fact, the [GiveMeSeveredLimbCharacter] user wasn’t a large man, but a small girl who barely looked over 150cm tall.

    Moreover, she was a girl with looks far superior to any child actor they’d seen on TV, no, on a different level entirely.

    Wearing a princess-like dress and opera gloves that covered her entire arms, she looked like an empress from some fantasy world.

    It was an outfit that would be cringe-worthy in reality, but Arang’s appearance made it all work.

    And that girl was wearing the [GiveMeSeveredLimbCharacter] name tag around her neck.

    ,Uhm… Gi, GiveMeSeveredLimbCharacter-nim…?”

    ,Yes. The people behind me are my bodyguards.”

    ,Bo, bodyguards…?”

    ,Bodyguards…?”

    ,Wow. Are they already grilling the barbecue? Am I a little late? Let’s go eat quickly!”

    Everyone was still out of it, but Arang was drawn by the smell of the barbecue sizzling in front of her and ran towards it.

    ==

    ,Is this okay…?”

    ,Wow… my niece is exactly this age…”

    ,Wasn’t this a 17+ game?”

    ,17 at that height…?”

    Tingle.

    ,Ahem.”

    ,Cough…”

    Arang, eating meat deliciously in the arms of her female bodyguard amidst the men in their 30s.

    Arang, with a different art style all on her own among the middle-aged men, naturally drew all the attention.

    They were surprised that there was a female user in the game Brown Dust, shocked that the woman was one of their guild members, and even more shocked that the user they all assumed was a man was a young girl.

    So, even more eyes were on Arang, and the female bodyguard glared at the guild members who were looking at Arang.

    Even though she was a woman, she was bigger than all the men here, so the guild members had no choice but to turn away from the female bodyguard’s murderous aura.

    Arang saw the guild members looking at the bodyguard and raised her head to look at the female bodyguard protecting her, then warned the bodyguard.

    ,Unni?”

    ,I’m sorry.”

    Arang told the bodyguard before arriving not to have bad feelings towards the guild members, not to glare at them, and to just think of it as coming to camp, but from the bodyguard’s point of view, all the men in front of her looked dangerous.

    With vulgar nicknames that went beyond just being lewd, such as BabyRoomGuardian, BreastFiddler, NobelBroadShoulder, ReverseBunnyStickerRemover, etc., it was only natural.

    Of course, she knew that Arang, whom she had to protect, didn’t have a normal nickname either.

    The male bodyguard decided to wait in the car at the pension entrance to check if any suspicious people were coming, and the female bodyguard had to be even more careful because she was Arang’s close protection, just the two of them.

    Arang, unaware of the bodyguard’s feelings, just smiled and ate barbecue while talking with the guild members.

    ,Did everyone pull the new Nobel well this time?”

    ,Ah, yes…”

    ,Hey, I’m 17. Just talk comfortably.”

    ,Arangniㅡ”

    ,Shh.”

    At first, they were flustered and awkward with Arang, but as Arang actively talked to them and talked about Brown Dust, the awkwardness quickly disappeared.

    ,Ah, that part is fun, right?”

    ,Yeah. It was so much fun. I never thought there would be a 바람녀 (cheating woman) there.”

    ,Sajeol, have you been to the Wentz region?”

    ,I haven’t been there yet. I saw that I have to get a certain item, but I haven’t gotten it yet.”

    ,Really? Then I shouldn’t say anything because it could be a spoiler. Ah, this is all cooked. Sajeol, eat.”

    ,Ah, LoliBellyButtonLover-nim, thank you.”

    ,Ca, can you please not call me by my nickname…?”

    ,Pfft. Why? Didn’t you make that nickname because you like loli belly buttons?”

    ,Kkyaaaaak!”

    Whenever they had a guild gathering, they would talk about the characters in Brown Dust or have lewd conversations, but this time, they only talked about the gameplay of Brown Dust.

    If it was just an adult woman, they would have talked about it to some extent, but even though she said she was a 17-year-old girl, anyone could see that the girl in front of them looked like an elementary school student.

    No matter how much they liked lewd and vulgar things, they hadn’t given up on being human.

    So, they thought the name tag necklace wasn’t appropriate for Arang to see and tried to take it off, but Arang said it would be hard for her to know who was who, so she insisted on wearing it, and they had no choice but to wear it.

    ,But Sajeol. How did you find out about this game and start playing it? Isn’t it a little 부담스럽지 않아 (burdensome)?”

    ,Huh? Ah~ I wanted to play a gacha game, and when I saw the Reverse Bunny skill video, it was so 음탕 (lewd) that I started right away.”

    ,E, 음탕 (lewd)…? Uh, uh… O, okay.”

    ,Isn’t that why everyone is playing Brown Dust? Everyone talked about it a lot in the chat.”

    ,Th, that’s true, isn’t it…?”

    ,Bo, Bodyguard-nim, please don’t look at me with those eyes…!”

    ,Huh?”

    ==

    After eating the barbecue, the next content was to guess which Brown Dust character it was by looking at only a part of the character.

    She hadn’t been playing Brown Dust for very long, so she wasn’t confident, but it couldn’t be boring to do content that everyone could enjoy together like this.

    ,Wa, wait a minute!!!”

    The guild member in charge of guessing the characters this time, PlumpBellyFatMommy, suddenly stopped while taking out the paper she had printed.

    ,…?”

    PlumpBellyFatBaby started to look at me and the bodyguard unni holding me.

    The guild leader hurriedly approached PlumpBellyFatMommy.

    ,Don’t tell me you made it with a similar feeling to last time…?”

    ,Yes… Wh, what should I do? If I just take this out, Sajeol-nim will…”

    ,Let’s cover this up. This is too dangerous.”

    ,I think that’s right. Even if Sajeol-nim says it’s okay, this is…”

    ,Hmm…”

    The guild leader and Mommy were talking because of me at first glance.

    I, who also has the feelings of a man in his 30s inside me, immediately realized why.

    Guessing the characters wasn’t just simply guessing the characters.

    It wasn’t like guessing faces on regular entertainment shows, but there was a 100% chance that they made it so that only certain parts, such as breasts, hands, belly fat, thighs, buttocks, feet, etc., were visible.

    I quietly got up and snatched the thick paper box that Mommy was holding tightly.

    ,Huh!?”

    ,Sajeol-nim!? Wa, waitㅡ!”

    ,Hmm~ This is fine. This is Lemon, right? Right?”

    ,Uh… Ye, yes.”

    ,It’s okay if you don’t see me as just a girl. Just think of me as the same 30-year-old man~ and just have fun with me.”

    Of course, I know it’s difficult to do that because I’m a pretty and cute girl.

    I also know that I look like an elementary school student because I haven’t grown taller because I’ve been lying in a hospital room for several years, but I want to play with these people without thinking, just like I play and hang out with Kang Han-gil.

    If they’re looking at me or keeping a slight distance, I think I’ll be a little, no, very sad.

    ,I like lewd things. That’s why I started Brown Dust. If it wasn’t for that, I wouldn’t have fully starred and fully upgraded the kids, and I wouldn’t have even started. But you remember the chats I’ve had so far, right?”

    ,Uhm…”

    ,Alright! Everyone gather around! First, those with loli and baby in their nicknames, to the right. Those with body parts like breasts and butts, to the left. Move immediately. Go!”

    “”…””

    The awkwardness with Arang had disappeared a little, but when words like loli, baby, breasts, and butts came out of Arang’s mouth, their heads stopped again, and their bodies stopped too.

    ,Hmm… It seems like everyone is embarrassed. Then there’s no choice. ReiBreastFacePlantWoongkiit-nim to the left, LeicaBabyUterusExplorer to the right.”

    “”…!!!””

    As Arang started calling out the guild members’ nicknames directly, the Brown Dust guild members who had been still until just now jumped up.

    They quickly divided into right and left and moved, and adjusted the number of people to create two teams.

    ,Hmm. Very good!”

    ==

    The Brown Dust guild members cleaned up the dinner and talked about what had happened until just now while drinking alcohol.

    ,Wow… Was that a dream until just now…?”

    ,I know… I can’t believe it either.”

    Arang, who ate dinner deliciously and went back with her bodyguards.

    It felt like a storm had passed.

    The unexpected appearance of a young girl made everyone feel like it was a dream, but the group photo of the gathering that Arang took before leaving was telling them that it was reality.

    Arang, doing a gyaru peace sign with a bright smile in the center of the middle-aged men in their 30s.

    It was clearly a wholesome photo, but it didn’t look wholesome at all.

    It was the kind of photo that seemed like there would be a 뒷 이야기 (behind story).

    ,Ooh… My heart is still pounding.”

    ,The art style is so different.”

    ,I know, and she has bodyguards, ugh. I’m sure I’d die if I got hit by that male bodyguard just now.”

    ,But if I had a daughter that pretty, I’d hire a bodyguard too.”

    ,That’s true too. Hehehe.”

    ,Come to think of it, did Sajeol say it was okay to upload the photo?”

    ,Yeah. She said it was okay to show her face. She said it was okay to brag about how much fun we had together.”

    ,I’m sure the other guilds will be super jealous of this, right?”

    ,They’ll probably go crazy, right?”

    ==

    [Leore Gallery]

    [Looking for Runaway Princess-nim.]

    (Screenshots of Arang’s friend list offline by time)

    Munchkin Cat guild member.

    Recently, our Princess-nim’s 접속시간 (access time) has been very, very low.

    Our Princess-nim ran away from Leore.

    We’re fucked.

    Seems like she failed WFK and lost interest in Leore…

    [Comments]

    -What are we going to do without our Princess?

    ㄴWhat are we going to do, we just have to beg her to come back.

    -But if you look at Arang’s 접속시간 (access time) in the first place, she’s bound to get bored quickly. Leore itself doesn’t have a fast update cycle either.

    ㄴThat’s true. Arang fills up 16 hours a dayㅋㅋ Even 고인물 (hardcore players) don’t do that

    -Leore without Arang? That’s fucked

    -Arang, come back!!! Don’t abandon our game!

    -Arang, Leore will 망해 (fail) if you quit.

    [Reason why Princess-nim’s Leore 접속률 (access rate) is falling.]

    Isn’t this ㄹㅇ (real) because of health problems?

    If it was another user, I would just think that they were tired of Leore or something, but I’m ㅈㄴ (really) anxious because Arang isn’t coming in.

    [Comments]

    -Is Arang safe?

    ㄴPlease

    -ㄹㅇ (Real) I don’t know about other users, but I’m ㅈㄴ (really) anxious about Arang

    -If you look at the Munchkin Cat guild member’s post above, it seems like it’s not a health problem since there’s no word in the guild talk either?

    ㄴYou never know.

    The fact that Arang’s 접속 (access) time to Leore had decreased a lot recently was something that all Leore users who knew Arang were aware of.

    Because of that, while they were worried about whether there was a problem with Arang’s health or if something else big had happened, a post was uploaded to the Leore Gallery.

    [Is this Princess-nim…?]


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