Prison

I can’t do anything related to Leore in prison, but I can still use the access device’s functions.

I was lying on the cold floor, browsing the Leore gallery, when everyone somehow found out I was in prison.

,What’s this again?’

[The Reason Arang Likes Boobs]

I do like boobs, but it’s not in a sexual way.

It’s just that the texture is nice, and when I touch them, I don’t think about anything, and all the tension in my body is released, you know?

It’s kind of like touching a hand-cranked fidget spinner back in the day.

But in this post, there are all sorts of things being said, like I’ve been stuck in the hospital for a long time, and my mind has become exhausted, and it’s a continuation of the warmth of people, like when a child likes their mother’s breasts. Etc.

I just don’t think about anything.

Todok. Tododok.

[The Reason Arang Likes Boobs]

[Comments]

– Me: Nah, I just like them without thinking. Is there anyone who doesn’t like boobs in the first place, regardless of gender?

ㄴ? How do you know?

ㄴWhat the hell is that post list? Is that really Arang above?

ㄴ??????????????

ㄴWow, seriously?

ㄴㄷㄷ

ㄴWow, I’m a fan! I’m a fan! I’m a fan!

ㄴNoooooooo!

I was a little dumbfounded that they were treating me like I was mentally ill, so I wrote a comment, and in less than a minute, a flood of replies started pouring in.

I was annoyed to deal with them, so I closed the Leore gallery and turned my body from lying on my right side to my left.

I’ve been feeling a stiffness in my hips a lot lately.

Even though I do a lot of activities every day, like stretching, exercising, and rehabilitation.

I think it’s because of my sleeping position.

When I sleep, I naturally take off all my prosthetic arms and legs. The reason is that they’re uncomfortable.

No matter how good the technology is, prosthetic arms and legs are still machines.

And the problem here is that my sleeping position isn’t normal.

It’s not like I’m doing anything weird, just quietly lying still and staring at the ceiling.

I usually sleep on my side. But I don’t think there are many people who just stick their arms and legs to their sides and sleep in the standard position of looking at the ceiling.

Of course, I haven’t seen many people sleeping, but it’s hard to lie down without doing anything.

When I was a man, I used to lie on my right side and then on my side before falling asleep, and I still sleep that way now.

I told Anna and got a new hugging pillow, so I always hug that pillow when I sleep.

The problem is that even when I hug it, it doesn’t feel right.

Normal pillows aren’t rectangular. They’re slightly oval. The problem is that with these shortened arms and legs, I can’t hold the pillow perfectly.

I need to hold it tight, but my arms and legs are short, so I don’t know if I should use this as an example, but it’s like the pillow slips out like trying to pick up a bean with chopsticks, you know?

As a result, the pillow often slips out of my arms while I’m sleeping, and I always wake up with a slight stiffness in my shoulders and hips.

When lying on my side, the pillow is supposed to support my shoulders and hips so they don’t go inward, but when it disappears, it’s only natural.

What the hell am I talking about?

I haven’t been able to do anything for an hour, so strange thoughts are popping up.

==

At that moment, Shueri is kneeling with the NPCs she saved with Arang, trembling.

,Heeik… That, that’s the famous BellyBlanket-nim…’

She’s wearing a daring leotard fashion that anyone would see as slutty, and she’s holding a huge scythe.

BellyBlanket already has a very scary impression, but aside from raids, subjugations, and dungeons, during story progression, BellyBlanket is given the rank of direct unit of the 5th World Priestess, and her appearance wasn’t much different from Arang’s.

Black reverse eyes, flowing black tears, and horns that look like oni instead of a crown were a visual that made you lower your head involuntarily.

,How did she know to come here…? It’s dangerous, too dangerous…!’

The fact that the Saintess can use her power and Arang can unleash the power of the boss means that BellyBlanket in front of her can also use the power of [Despair].

No matter how high-spec the Saintess’s job is, she’s still an assassin and a healer.

And on top of that.

,BellyBlanket. #1 female user in physical ability…! I, I can’t beat her…!’

Even if you’re not interested in combat content, BellyBlanket is a very famous user in Leore.

On RyuTube or Reddit, when they rank the female users with the highest physical ability, BellyBlanket always takes first place.

Reina is famous for her perfect tactics and strategies as a long-range mage with excellent physical ability, but BellyBlanket was overwhelming in terms of physical ability.

Oh, of course, excluding Arang.

Arang is incomparable in the first place.

,Wait, how did she get here? Oh, right. BellyBlanket was definitely the user who married Arang, wasn’t she?’

Married users get rings with each other, and if you use that ring, you can teleport to your married user’s side anytime, anywhere, using the teleport function embedded in the ring, unless it’s a raid or dungeon where there’s a limit to the number of people and you can’t enter in the middle.

“Arang-i suddenly got imprisoned, so I was worried and came to see what was going on, and there’s someone interesting here?”

“Th- Th- That’s, I-I didn’t send Arang-i to prison…”

“Hey, I’m not a dangerous person, okay? Why are you trembling so much? You’re making me look like a bad person. And I have some idea why Arang-i went to prison.”

BellyBlanket sighed as she looked at Shueri’s figure.

“Judging by the looks of it, Arang-i probably touched your boobs and went to prison. I don’t really say anything about that. It’s clearly something you shouldn’t do in Leore.”

“It’s not that… I think he touched an NPC’s boobs…”

“…What? Not even a user, but an NPC? Oh, if the NPC doesn’t have consciousness, it’s automatic prison.”

“Yes…”

“Did you clean this place together with Arang-i?”

“W-Well, to be exact, I only gave buffs, and Arang-i did everything…”

“I see. Well, since Arang-i went to prison, I’ll help you.”

“Th- Thank you…”

Shwoong!

Chaeng!

The moment BellyBlanket approached Shueri, blue magic was fired at BellyBlanket, and BellyBlanket blocked the magic with her scythe.

“What’s going on here?”

“E- Elf-ssi!? That person came to help usㅡ”

“Are you blind? Anyone can see that that being is a being of the Abyss. The Abyss that’s eating away at this world!”

“Ah… Th- That’s true, but that person is a good person!”

“You’re a flower-brained bitch.”

==

A long, long hour, there’s not much time left in prison.

[ 00 : 04 ]

[ 00 : 03 ]

Shueri must have already escaped with the NPCs, right?

In about an hour, the story must have progressed a lot, which is a shame.

The Illegal Dark Auction House.

I definitely wanted to go.

I had a feeling they would sell a lot of good items, and I thought at least one unique item would come out.

[ 00 : 00 ]

The prison sentence ended, and as soon as I opened my eyes, what I saw was a mess.

It’s not just a mess, it’s a chaos-destruction-oblivion mess.

“What’s this again.”

“Arang-a, it’s dangerous!”

I thought she would have already disappeared from here. Shueri grabbed me and quickly backed away.

The NPCs around me are not visible.

Except for the elf.

The elf was somehow fighting BellyBlanket.

Before I was imprisoned, the elf was definitely an elf who couldn’t do anything, but the elf fighting in front of me now had power comparable to BellyBlanket, who had received power from Disnier.

,The shackle on her neck is gone. That shackle did look like a fetter.’

Anyway, it feels like it’s been a while since I’ve seen BellyBlanket fight seriously.

If Salsoo’s concept is to receive buffs from the moon and the red moon, BellyBlanket’s job, Grim Reaper, is a job that uses shadows.

The coolest and most chuunibyou job in Leore, Grim Reaper.

And the elf’s combat that I’ve never seen before.

The elf is empty-handed, but she’s creating a bow with magic and fighting BellyBlanket.

,A magic bow? If you compare it by job, is it like a magic swordsman becoming a magic archer?’

She’s using a bow, but she’s also doing close combat without hesitation.

She’s fighting equally with BellyBlanket, who has top-tier physical ability, though not as much as me.

,MAX charm and top-tier combat. Isn’t she too OP as an NPC?’

But anyway, why are BellyBlanket and the elf suddenly fighting?

“Shueri-unni. Please explain what’s going on.”

“Um… well, BellyBlanket-nim came here with a ring, and the elf suddenly got up and started a fight.”

“That’s simple. But you’re saying they’ve been doing that for almost an hour?”

“Um… to be exact, about 30 minutes?”

“That’s amazing. But where did the shackle on that elf’s neck go?”

“That’s… There’s a release skill among the Saintess job skills, and it’s guaranteed to hit…”

“Guaranteed to hit? What’s that again.”

“It means it’s guaranteed to release.”

“Wow… That’s OP.”

Kwaaaang! Bang! Kwang! Pishwoong! Pyung!

Anyway, how long are they going to fight?

I want to quickly find clues related to the auction house and go to the auction house now.

Bang! Kwagagagagak!

The surroundings are exploding.

No, in the first place, it’s impossible to find the appearance before I went to prison.

It’s changed to the appearance after being hit by a barrage of missile strikes.

I did put what seemed to be clues in my inventory before I went to prison, but that wasn’t all of it.

I only put in what I could see.

There must have been a lot of clues that I couldn’t see. But looking at the current state, there’s a 100% chance that they’ve all been lost.

Sigh.

I drew my sword.