Nuna (Ha Seowoo) – Nuna Who Sucks Up To Anything

* Nuna (Ha Seowoo) – Nuna Who Sucks Up To Anything (2)

Seowoo nuna is a woman who lacks in the chest department, but overall, she’s so slim that she’s the typical model type who looks good in anything. Her thighs aren’t overly thick, but they draw a healthy line, and the ribs and abdominal muscles she sometimes shows off when stretching at home strangely hit a fetishistic nerve in men.

All the women in our family are exotic beauties to the point where people mistake them for being mixed race. Or maybe they really are mixed race and I just don’t know it. Anyway, in Seowoo nuna’s case, with that height and those curves, it’s hard to believe she’s from the same country as me. Because of that, she often gets mistaken for being from another country.

She’s aware that she’s hot stuff, so she acts accordingly, which is another reason. Whether she’s conscious of it or it’s just instinct, when she’s outside, she walks normally, but she also walks beautifully with her back straight, showing off her height and imitating a snake. Plus, her tongue is really long like a snake, so sometimes I’m surprised and it’s hard to believe she’s Korean. When she stands next to me with her shoulders straight, she’s a head taller than me, so she’s the type that makes me look even worse in comparison.

Unlike my stepmother, Seowoo nuna hardly ever wears revealing clothes. She doesn’t cover up her body like Haeun nuna does maniacally, and she doesn’t try to show off skin like my stepmother, she just dresses normally. Just a beauty who dresses according to her own style.

I had just seen that USB, so I wondered if nuna also had a hidden perversion, but after thinking about it again…

Unlike my stepmother, she doesn’t have any obvious tendencies (exhibitionism)…

When she goes out, her basic look is tight pants that cling to her thighs, a jacket, and sunglasses, giving off a punk vibe. She pulls off clothes with chains well, likes earrings, and mostly wears thick leather shoes or sneakers. The most skin she ever shows is a tiny sliver of her belly button, so whether you think about it in a good way or a bad way, nuna doesn’t have exhibitionist tendencies like my stepmother.

So, probably.

I thought it would be the same today, but…

“Why~?”

“No. It’s nothing.”

“Realllly~?”

Extreme.

She’s strangely extreme today.

A full-body black see-through look?

It’s the first time I’ve seen nuna wearing a short skirt. It’s also the first time she’s worn clothes that reveal her belly button and the area near her chest. What’s more, it was the first time I’d seen her in see-through clothes, let alone fishnet stockings and high heels.

Who is this?

What happened to our funky nuna?

Why is she dressed like this today?

A long time ago, an actress went outside in this kind of getup and people went crazy over the photos on male-oriented sites, saying, 「—Actress’s outrageous see-through look!」 It was a long time ago and now there are actresses who wear even more outrageous outfits to award ceremonies, so it’s not even controversial anymore, but to express how I feel right now, it’s like the fresh shock I felt when I first saw those photos hit my head.

It’s not like she’s wearing anything too extreme underneath the see-through part, and considering it’s see-through, she’s covering up quite a bit, but that makes it even harder to react. If she was dressed like a total slut, I would have cursed her out and asked if she was my mother’s type, but my friends openly liked it and I wasn’t even that offended.

“How do I look today, huh? I tried changing up my vibe. Does it suit me? Am I sexy?”

“Compared to usual, it’s a bit extreme? Something like that…”

“Ah~! The reaction is way less than I expected? I went through the trouble of shedding a layer for my dongsaeng, and that’s all you have to say?! Praise me more! Tell me I’m pretty! Tell me you’re happy! You have to butter me up so I’ll be motivated to do it again!”

“Motivation, nuna? I don’t even know why you bothered to shed a layer in the first place?! Why?! Especially at this hour?!”

“I wanted to give my little brother something to brag about. With this, you can go around saying, ‘I have a nuna this pretty, what about you guys?’ and start fights, right?”

“Nuna, your ideas are so cheesy… Why would I brag about that to other guys… It’s sooooo lame to brag about girls when you’re with guys…?”

“Considering that, the guys’ faces were dying, though?”

“That’s because you have a great face and body.”

“That’s all women need, you idiot~! You should just be happy, don’t be so coy~! Heeheehee~!”

‘I can’t do this, common sense and sarcasm don’t work on this idiot nuna.’

She has a way of speaking that makes it seem like whatever I say will be turned back on me. I’m not offended, but I also have a strong feeling of dread. Does this nuna like her dongsaeng too much? It’s unsettling. I have no idea what nuna thinks of me. Seowoo nuna has always been close to me, so there’s a higher chance that she’s just treating me well as usual.

Honestly, the idea of 「Does this woman like me?」 is pathetic. I’ve already given up my virginity to my stepmother, but I haven’t quite gotten over it yet. If I hit on nuna because of something like this and get rejected, I’ll just be embarrassed, so today I’ll maintain the same distance as usual and let nuna lead me into a nearby bar.

“It’s my first time here. What kind of place is this?”

“Huh, can’t you tell? It’s obviously a makgeolli place!”

“Ah…”

We entered as we heard the ajumma’s greeting from the entrance. It’s an old building that you might see in an old neighborhood, but the inside is surprisingly clean. The inside requires you to take off your shoes, so we took a seat for four on the slightly raised floor and stared at the menu.

‘As expected, her taste is like an old man’s. This isn’t the kind of place you’d bring a guy to seduce him. I was thinking too deeply after all.’

Cider makgeolli is the main attraction, and the menu includes chicken gizzards, whole fried chicken, and of course, stir-fried pork, as well as various soups, and depending on the situation, they even bring in sashimi from next door, so the variety is surprisingly rich, making me think that this is a place that’s seriously running a business.

By the time I was still staring at the menu with a look on my face that said, “What is this place?”, the order was already placed. Nuna sat right next to me instead of across from me, tapping on her phone and snapping photos of us together, looking much more cheerful than when she called earlier.

‘Come to think of it, it’s my first time drinking since the welcoming party when I entered university.’

My friends and I don’t drink or smoke, so I haven’t had the chance to drink until now. Plus, it’s my first time trying makgeolli. I’ve always had the impression that it’s something that grandfathers and uncles drink, so I’ve never touched it.

“But I’m not good at drinking, is it okay? It’s my first time drinking makgeolli.”

“I know. The drink has a strong flavor, so it’s easy for you to drink, that’s why I brought you here on purpose. The menu is perfect for your childish taste, right?”

‘I’m grateful, but… that consideration is a bit scary…’

I feel like I’m being watched for some reason. Have I ever told my mother or family that I can’t drink? I’ve never come home drunk, so maybe she remembers that part…

‘It’s also strange that she flew all the way to the movie theater near me…’

It’s a 20-minute subway ride from home. It’s far if it’s far, and close if it’s close. She was sure I’d be here as the sun was setting, and she even called me. I was starting to think that nuna’s pranks were getting out of hand, and just as I was frowning slightly, small dishes started to appear on the table.

“Okay, pour, pour~! Take a sip~!”

‘Hmm… surprisingly… it’s just like soda…?’

Except for the weak alcohol taste in the aftertaste, it tasted like soda with the carbonation gone. But it’s not too sweet, so it doesn’t stick to my throat, and it’s surprisingly good and to my liking.

“Junseo, I know everything about how you can’t drink regular soju, so you drink fruit soju~?”

“Nuna, you’re creeping me out… Where did you hear that…”

“I heard it from your seniors who went to the freshman MT with you~!”

“Ha…”

Nuna sat next to me, put her hand on my shoulder, and hugged me tightly so I couldn’t escape. Then, she chugged a bowl herself and grinned at me with her face flushed red. If my mother’s eyes become like a fox’s when she’s really smiling, then this is like a dog or wolf that has caught its prey.

“We’re drinking all night today. If you get tired of eating here, we have other regular places, so let’s keep moving around and do a food tour. Huh? It’s okay for once, right? Or do you not want to? If you tell me straight up that you don’t want to hang out with me, I’ll let you go later…”

“If you put it that way, I can’t refuse… I mean, you’re always so good to me…”

I was creeped out that nuna knew so much about me, but regardless, if she talks like that, my conscience pricks me and I can’t refuse. She’s being so good to her non-blood-related dongsaeng, so what’s so hard about me humoring her for a day? Even if she says cheesy things sometimes, she’s still my nuna. There’s a proper etiquette between family members, and I felt like hanging out with her today.

But first, I can’t do it sober, so I chugged the cider makgeolli. When my tongue started to feel a bit bitter, I put some meat in my mouth and chewed. Then the alcohol hit me hard, and I leaned my shoulder against nuna and it became easier to humor her with my lightened mouth. I don’t forget to keep a grip on my mind so I don’t spout nonsense about my mother.

“Nuna, you said you wanted to hang out with me, but did something bad happen?”

“Oh, did it show?”

“You’re not the type to suddenly drag someone to a bar. Even if I drink with you, all we’ll talk about is games or school, so what’s so fun about bringing me here? Or maybe it’s to badmouth Dad. Did you not have anyone else to complain to? Or is it because of family stuff?”

“Listen~! Haeun has been bothering me since this morning~! Big sister only takes Eun’s side~!”

“Huh?”

I was right that she was complaining about family matters. So I expected a somewhat dark story, but it was surprisingly light. Our beautiful nuna brought me here half to complain and half to play.

“What did you fight about with little nuna this time? Games? Did you play Monopoly or something?”

“Do you think it’s something like that~? She, she, keeps bothering me with guy stories~! She says I don’t get a boyfriend because I’m so sloppy at home~! Well, it’s true that I’m sloppy at home, but home is home and outside is outside~! So I came out today all dolled up~!”

“No, nuna, why are you taking it out on me? Why are you coming to meet me all dolled up?”

“Because I don’t have any guys to meet, like she said!!!!”

“So little nuna is right?”

“Do you think I’d admit that?! I’d be too embarrassed to stay home if it was revealed that I really don’t have any guys, like that little bitch said!”

“I really can’t understand that mentality…”

I knew why she’d been holding her phone and taking selfies with her head on my shoulder since earlier. Is she planning to brag about me? If she doesn’t take a picture of my head on purpose, people won’t know who the guy is…

“Little nuna isn’t stupid, so she won’t be fooled. If I go in late today or spend the night with nuna and go in, it’ll be obvious that I lied, right?”

“Did you think I was stupid enough not to know that?”

“Then? What are you going to do?”

“Hehehe~!”

Ah, this is a bad feeling.

Seowoo nuna usually only smiles like that when she’s about to make a stupid suggestion.

“Then let’s deliver the finishing blow.”

“Finishing blow?”

“Yeah, if Haeun suspects that you and I are together! We’ll take a photo so shocking that it’ll be hard to believe even if she knows!”

My heart seemed to shrink at the words “shocking photo.” My stepmother’s lewdness floated above my head. The perverted photos I took back then are still inside my phone. I’ve designated that folder separately and put a password on it so I can’t accidentally show it to anyone, but…

“So what is it? What kind of photo are we taking?”

“After we hang out here slowly today! We’ll go to a nearby love hotel at the end! We’ll take a photo of each other with only our tops off and stick together! That’s the plan of this genius Seowoo nuna! With this, it’ll be hard for anyone to think that the other person is you, Junseo! I mean, we’re nuna and dongsaeng! Who would think that we went to a love hotel together?! Especially since the photo is of our bare upper bodies! Even if they suspect something, they can’t ask you if you went to a hotel with me, right?!”

‘Huh…?’

“I’m such a genius!!!”

‘I guess blood is thicker than water!!! Is this idiot?!’

Her idea is stupid, but the direction is skewed in a strange way like my stepmother! Is she really going to take a photo with her dongsaeng after going to a love hotel just because she’s pissed that Haeun nuna treated her like an idiot! Plus, is it because she’s drunk! Is she inviting me with other intentions! Or is she really going to the hotel because she’s pissed! I can’t tell!

‘Let’s calm down… Imagining romance, marriage, children, and old age in a matter of seconds after holding a woman’s hand is only forgivable around middle school. No matter how many screws are loose in our Seowoo nuna’s head, she wouldn’t do that to me. Rather, she wouldn’t do it even more because her screws are loose. She just thinks of me as a safe guy, so she’s making this kind of request.’

So, let’s not misunderstand.

I steeled my heart and praised nuna’s stupid plan and provided family service.

‘Haeun nuna and Seowoo nuna fight a lot for some reason… Maybe I should try to resolve it sometimes… If the nunas fight, my mother and I will feel bad too…’

Haeun nuna usually wins these arguments in the end, so I won’t be punished even if I take Seowoo nuna’s side sometimes…

I was thinking such naive thoughts…

And we were drinking without any real plan…