Lee Junseo (Son) – The Daily Life of a Bastard Son

* Lee Junseo (Son) – The Daily Life of a Bastard Son (5)

Anyway, I inputted that order to Mun-yeong-i yesterday. From this morning, she was hesitating and then dashed out with my mother to buy a skirt. As for me, I have nothing to do at home, so I skipped all my classes and deliberately moved my feet to check how the club women would react from today onwards…

“Hoobae-yang, whatcha doin’?”

“…………”

“Hey, what’s your hobby?”

“I’m asking if you like cosplay?”

“Why you no say nothin’?”

“Are you shy ’cause you’re with your noonas?”

“Wanna go drinkin’ with us today?”

Even if they’re not complete idiots, I thought they wouldn’t show it right away…

“Heeheehee, say somethin’~! If you don’t, I’ll do this~?! Tickle tickle~!”

“Hey, where are you touching!”

“Why~! I’m just being affectionate with my friend~!”

“Do you like alcohol?”

“All the club members are going out for dinner tonight, wanna come along? We’re going for a second round just us, wanna join?”

“The second round is all girls, so it’s super fun~?”

“That’s right, we’ll pay, so let’s hang out!”

“Hey hey, it’s good to invite him, but why are you all clinging to him like that? How embarrassing.”

“Huh? Why? I’m the same year as Junseo-rang, though?”

“The ajumma is getting jealous~!”

“Who’s the ajumma? We’re not that far apart in age.”

“I don’t know about age, but back off a little.”

“That’s right, even if it’s just skinship~! He just joined yesterday and got targeted by the president, so he’s pitiful~!”

“Didn’t you have a boyfriend?”

“Who’s saying that?”

“More importantly, what do you say? Second round? Second round? Should we take our hoobae and go for a second round with just the girls~?”

“After karaoke, we’ll stop by a bar and have a blast?”

“What about you?”

‘Shibal. What about me, my ass, the story’s already been decided.’

Are these guys idiots or geniuses? I thought about it carefully as I came to the club this morning, and I figured even if these guys wanted something from me, they wouldn’t cling to me right away. After all, it’s only been a day since we met, so what could happen? I didn’t think they’d be so blatant about it. That’s what I thought. But my thinking was naive, because from this morning, it was like a lie, with only women gathering to welcome me.

Even though it’s early in the morning, it’s not like there are only women. There are also male sunbaes, but there are only about two of them, so they’re rushing at me without hesitation. It’s not that I dislike it, but there are over ten women, and they’re all beauties. And they’re all blatantly dolled up. There are women who have dressed up in advance as if they predicted I was coming, and there are women who are cosplaying like yesterday. The few men watching the scene from the side are staring with wide eyes, but the onslaught from these idiots didn’t end.

“Seo-woo noona.”

“Why are you being so awkward? Everyone’s just trying to take care of you, so don’t be awkward and go do what you want.”

“Ha-eun noona.”

“We’re going to follow you when Junseo goes. Where should we drink? If you don’t know any places, should I introduce you to the bar I go to? It’s a place where they have all kinds of alcohol and you can drink whatever you want, so it’s perfect for everyone to go together.”

‘Is this side screwed too? Seo-woo noona is definitely the culprit, but I didn’t expect Ha-eun noona to be involved too.’

I suppressed the urge to ask what they were thinking and forced a smile. I looked at the remaining men, hoping they might help, but they’re not sunbae line. They’re either newbies like me or men of a similar age, so they don’t seem to have the guts to join in this atmosphere.

‘Useless bastards.’

I wasn’t going to ask them outright if they were bitches from the village. If I asked, they’d play dumb and might suddenly disappear without telling me why they came here. I wondered if they came down to ask me for something, or if they were simply ordered by someone to cater to my whims. Either way, they’re close to being uninvited guests to me, who’s satisfied with just my noonas and mother, but I knew they wouldn’t do any harm, so I breathed a sigh of relief and started planning how to get rid of this situation.

“Seo-woo, your dongsaeng is a lot more shy than the rumors say.”

“That’s right, he was always sticking to Ha-eun-irang like that.”

“Start opening your mouth and looking over here~! Are we too close~? Sorry for making you uncomfortable, we’re just trying to get to know you~!”

“So don’t feel pressured and tell us where you want to go…”

“We were talking about deciding where to go for the second round, right?”

“Yeah, just you, excluding the other guys.”

“That’s right, just you, just you.”

“How is it? Good, right? You’re super popular?”

“Your tone is awfully meaningful. What are you trying to do to me…”

“Gaeana, gaeana, we won’t do anything weird~!”

“It’s not something a man should be worried about in the first place~!”

“Or what? Ah, was there someone you liked among the unnies? Who is it~? Who is it~? Tell noona~!”

“Unnie, you’re drinking the kimchi soup first?”

“Junseo would prefer someone his age over noonas who are clinging to him, right?”

“Hey, romance is always with someone older.”

“Bullshit, someone the same age is the best.”

“Let’s put the romance talk aside for now. Junseo, so where are you going? You opened your mouth. You had something in mind, right?”

“I do, but did you guys do this when other guys came in too?”

“No, not really.”

“You’re the first?”

“Tsk…”

I gestured with my eyes, implying why are you guys only doing this to me? The women took a moment to catch their breath to find an excuse. I looked at the men who were the same age as me, and they seemed a little uncomfortable, but they still didn’t open their mouths or support me. Even though they were clearly being treated differently from me. I know it’s not easy to open your mouth when there are so many women gathered, but I cursed these guys inwardly for being truly useless. If that pig president was here, he would have scolded them for acting like whores, but he’s not here when I need him…

“He’s something else. Even when the noonas are playing with him, he sees it in a twisted way.”

“He’s Seo-woo’s friend~! We’re just trying to take care of her dongsaeng~!”

“If he’s Seo-woo’s dongsaeng, then he’s our dongsaeng too~?! The president got mad and made him join yesterday, so we’re just trying to help him relax~!”

“Maja maja.”

“That’s too much, really~!”

“We’re going to invite other guys later too~?!”

“Ah, how about we play with Junseo this time~! And then, within a week, we’ll set a date and have a group drinking party with all the hoobaes~?”

“That’s a good idea~! To celebrate joining the club, pak-hago~!”

“Right?”

“You guys will come to the drinking party too, right~? As a way to get closer to the noonas and the same-age kids~!”

“Or are you uncomfortable if there are only girls?”

“No, it’s okay, but… yo…”

“He says it’s okay~?!”

“Then today, while we’re looking for a bar to take the kids to, we’ll take Junseo with us…”

The women are pushing me with the help of the men who are the same age as me. They forced kindness on the men who were just sitting there, wondering if they were going to replenish, and the men quickly grinned, not disliking hearing those words from the beauties. If they were the type of men who were a little rough, it would be different, but they’re awkwardly laughing while playing Yu-Gi-Oh, so they’re not the type to have a connection with women. Thanks to that, the atmosphere is getting harder and harder to escape.

“Is it just the second round?”

“Yeah. Ah, do you want to go to the third round?”

“We’re good with that?”

In the midst of all that, when I threw out those words, the women’s atmosphere became even more excited. The men seemed to have decided to focus on the game now, not paying any attention to this side, and I was just trapped in this group of carnivores. Some of them were slyly rubbing my thighs or shoulders, and some of them were subtly appealing to me by deliberately striking sexy poses in front of my eyes, so I couldn’t tell if this was a club room or a brothel.

‘Should I drop a bombshell and disband them?’

I thought of a way to dissolve this group…

If they’re not bitches who came down from the village, then I’ll just be trash, but whatever…

Is it too late now…

“Where should we go for the third round?”

“Tell us anything~!”

“Anything?”

“Anything!”

“You’ll regret it.”

“Oh, what are you going to say?”

“I’ve been working part-time recently, so I have money?”

“If it’s a decent place, then anywhere…”

“Then let’s drink at the second round and go to a hotel for the third round.”

“”””””…………?!””””””

“Hotel?”

“That hotel?”

“Yes.”

I felt like the club was shaking greatly. In reality, it didn’t shake, and they didn’t stomp their feet. But not only did the gazes gather with a tingling sensation, but even the men who were playing games dropped their cards. To think there’s a brave man here who can say such a thing in this situation. But my story doesn’t end here. They might turn the words around, wondering if there’s another meaning, so I had to nail it down here.

“I brought it up first, so don’t say you don’t like it. People were just talking about whatever they wanted because I was quiet. You all have that much guts, right?”

“Uh, um, taking the kids and going… what are you going to do there…?”

“This, this.”

I repeatedly shoved my right middle finger into the ring of my left hand and pulled it out, making a loud ppak ppak ppak sound from my palm. The men’s expressions distorted at that intense performance, and they couldn’t even swallow their breath. A man who just joined the club yesterday is telling his classmates and sunbaes to have sex.

“Hey, it’s just a joke.”

“If you weren’t Seo-woo’s dongsaeng, you’d be arrested for sexual harassment~!”

“That’s right~! Be careful~!”

“Seriously! What would people have said if they didn’t know you!”

But the women don’t back down. They acted to somehow cover for me with words that a normal woman wouldn’t have just let go. And their gazes weren’t facing me, but towards the men in the corner, as if warning them 「Don’t look over here」. These bitches are definitely bitches who came down from the village because of me.

“I’m not joking.”

Since I’ve judged that, I’m not backing down either.

You shibal bitches.

I don’t know why you came down from the village, but reveal your true nature.

“Ugh…”

“Noona or same-age, whatever, you guys teased me first. You know what kind of guy I am from the photos on the university community, right? I’m going to take all the girls and fuck them there. OK? I’M GOING TO FUCK THEM. SEX in English. Shibaljil, ppaguri, gyomi in Korean. Got it?”

“Hey, sorry for joking around, but still~!”

“You’re going to get in trouble?!”

“Get in trouble, my ass~! Are you scared~?! Are you scared, are you scared~! Huh?!”

“Scared of what?!”

Mun-yeong is like this too, but the village bitches all seem to be lewd. When I narrowed my eyes, crossed my legs, swept my hair back, and took a cocky attitude, they all caught their breath and had expressions that clearly showed their lust had risen. Some of them were trembling, convinced that their identities had been revealed, and some of them were blatantly pushing their bodies against me, saying they weren’t scared. For the village bitches, having sex with me must be something to drool over, and there were about two of them who were literally drooling.

“Even if he says that, he’s not the type to actually do it.”

“He’s joking. Don’t take it seriously.”

Seo-woo noona and Ha-eun noona threw those words out to supplement those village bitches. Unlike the village bitches who were clinging to me, they were far away, near where the men were playing card games. No matter how I think about it, my two she-pigs at home are on the side of the village bitches and had no intention of supplementing me until the end.

“Ah, yeah, that’s right~?!”

“The president also admitted that the person in the photos on the community is different from the real person.”

“We were just teasing you by sticking so close, but that was too much~!”

“Hmph!”

“Trying to act like a bad boy!”

“It doesn’t suit you at all?!”

“I was really surprised!”

Thanks to the support of the two, the women who had momentarily thought about having sex for real all regained their composure. I glanced at the two noonas, but they didn’t seem to want to look at me and turned their gazes away while playing board games. I couldn’t hide my disappointment in the two of them for that behavior.

‘Should I pull my hand out around here.’

I thought it was enough that I knew the identities of these bitches and was about to end the story by saying 「It was a joke, as the noonas said」.

“Look at this guy? He made a hotel joke to tease us?”

“Judging by his personality, he’s definitely not going to do anything weird…”

“Then should we have the first round with just the club, the second round with all the girls, and the third round really go to a hotel and play?”

“Ah? A hotel?”

“Out of the blue?”

“He was surprised himself when he suddenly said it to tease us.”

“That’s right, he probably didn’t intend to cross the line either. Right?”

“How about we go and play king’s game and tease Seo-woo’s dongsaeng to his heart’s content?”

“Oh, that’s a great idea.”

“Chan-seong!”

“Teasing women sexually and all!”

“That’s right, we’ll fix his habits!”

In that atmosphere, the men who remained in the club backed off, saying 「That’s what I thought」. Logically speaking, my statement would have been a joke no matter how you looked at it. In the meantime, the women regained their pace and started pinching and pulling my cheeks again, giggling. Just when I suspected that their identities had been revealed, they seemed to be convinced that they hadn’t been revealed yet because they had intervened like that.

‘These slutty bitches, they’re just thinking about squeezing out my semen if I show them an opening.’

I don’t know why they approached me, but I know one thing.

Their goal must be to have sex with me.

In the midst of the story being settled as a joke, they insisted on going to a hotel…

‘How should I deal with these guys.’

I felt unpleasant about the fact that women I didn’t even know were targeting my dick, but at the same time, my lust was welling up. No matter what, I can’t handle all of these women, so I won’t have sex, but…

‘King’s game, huh…?’

Instead, I thought I could have some fun.