Lee Junseo (Son) – Our Family Gets Along Well

* Lee Junseo (Son) – Our Family Gets Along Well (4)

Here’s a summary of the comments that suddenly increased over the past week.

[I wanna suck those tits so bad]

[WTF, are those even human tits?]

[Doesn’t look natural? Seems like implants]

[No Korean *nyeon* can do this LOLOLOL Seems like a foreigner LOLOLOLOL]

[Isn’t that a Korean bathroom?]

[He probably brought a foreign *nyeon* to Korea, you idiots]

[XXX-XXXX-XXXX, hyung-nim, please just one shot, I’m a top-tier marksman, jebal LOLOLOL]

[Can I watch?]

[Show her face]

[A *nyeon* like that needs to be beaten until she cries, ㅇㅈ ( 인정, I acknowledge)]

[I wanna kick those tits sooooo hard]

[Soccer kick, totally possible]

[Ah, *shibal*, upload a video, you *byeongshin* ㅗㅗ]

[If he’s worried about getting caught, he’s probably Korean]

[No way he’s Korean, *shibal*, those tits aren’t human LOLOLOLOLOL]

[The account owner is hogging all the good stuff, *ssibae*]

[Upload an update soon]

[My pants are down, *shibal*]

[Can we request something? Like, a handprint mark on her tits LOLOLOLOL]

[Crazy *saekki* LOLOLOLOLOL]

[That’s how you can confirm if they’re real LOLOLOLOLOL]

[ㅇㅈ LOLOLOLOLOL]

In addition to those, there were roughly over a hundred more comments. Due to the nature of this community, they almost never get caught, and even if they do, they can simply create a new account after deleting the old one and start posting again. Now that a decent number of people have been drawn in, I’m thinking of restricting access to the remaining photos unless they follow or do something else, and just enjoy it moderately.

It was easy to create the account without any difficulties, and my mother was so happy while reading the posts that her mouth was splitting open, so it was a good thing for me and Yeowon-eomeoni. 「Milky Cow Wife and Master-nim」, now that I think about it, it seems a bit too explicit, but according to the people who left comments, it’s a fitting name.

‘I think I know why Mother likes exposure. It’s like the heart of a attention-seeker, just seeing people’s reactions is enjoyable.’

In my mother’s case, she likes the men’s explicit reactions so much that she even masturbates while reading the posts. She even certified her wet panties in real-time while looking at the reactions. She especially enjoys the reactions from women who occasionally comment. It seems like she especially enjoys the jealousy from women who don’t think highly of men, like 「You slut, aren’t you ashamed?」.

It seems like I need to start exercising too, so I’ve been dedicating myself to exercising almost every day since that day. Sometimes when I read the posts, there are people who are genuinely surprised by the length or thickness of my *jaji*, while others criticize my physique. I’m not too fat and not too skinny, but it can’t hurt to take care of my body. I thought it was a good opportunity, so I was just running until just now and I’ve just returned home.

“Huh?”

But, this is unexpected. Our family’s perverted girls, who always go out together or in a fixed combination, were gone in an unexpected combination.

“Nuna, where are Seowoo nuna and Mother?”

“They went out together to apologize for the prank they played last time. I think they said they were going to buy new clothes.”

“Where’s Haeun nuna?”

“I was just going to stay cooped up because I was too lazy… but…”

She said that, but she was already dressed. An outfit that doesn’t suit this weather at all, which hasn’t cooled down yet. A long-sleeved hoodie and thick pants that don’t suit a woman. I know that nuna originally wears thick clothes, but other people find it strange, so she’s not someone who goes out much in the morning.

“Can’t you find anything to read?”

“Yeah… There’s something I usually read, and I just got a text saying the next volume was stocked at the place I always go to. So I’m going to go and get a few volumes.”

“It’s still hot, why don’t you go out after it cools down a bit?”

“No. I can handle the heat, so I’m going to go quickly and come back.”

As expected, being pretty is the best. Even in those clothes in this weather, she looks good. Even with the hard-to-pull-off red glasses and half-tied hair, she could pass as a literary girl or a NEET-type pretty girl. If an ugly person wore that, I would have said they were crazy, but if they look good, everything looks good.

“Want to come with me? I happen to need an extra pair of hands. It’s unfair to always use big sister, and it’s okay sometimes, right?”

“Why all of a sudden?”

“I want to buy manga. I don’t think I can carry them all by myself, so let’s go together and take a taxi back.”

This wasn’t unexpected. Our Haeun nuna is more airheaded than I thought, and unlike her appearance, she doesn’t like refined books that much. She’s the type to read anything that’s easy to read. Math is especially a pain for her, and she doesn’t even do multiplication in her head, but uses the calculator on her phone. She’s lived that kind of life, so she probably didn’t have time to study, and I think she’s done enough by just attending the same no-name university as me, but she’s the one who showed me that people’s appearances and contents are very different.

‘It’s been a while, should I go with her? I need to check on Haeun nuna’s condition too.’

Is it because of the pressure that I might get stabbed to death by Haeun nuna? I was stuffy because of the sweat, but I immediately said OK. Haeun nuna said she would wait for me, so I quickly washed my face and poured cold water on my head, wiped it with a towel, and finished getting ready to go out.

One side was in workout clothes, the other in a long-sleeved hoodie, a stuffy combination to even look at, and we walked out into the sunny downtown area, but surprisingly, we didn’t attract much attention. I guess you don’t attract much attention unless you expose as much as Seowoo nuna or Yeowon-eomeoni did.

“But what manga are you going to read?”

“Hai○, Tennis no ○ja, and I’m going to buy a few BL books for my hobby.”

“Nuna is still an ota…”

“Ya!”

“Eukeoooook!!!!”

In the middle of that, while talking about trivial things, my belly button was pierced by a fist. It’s been a while since I’ve been out with Haeun nuna, so at first the atmosphere was awkward and there wasn’t much conversation, but I thought things were opening up when I asked what manga she was going to buy, but as soon as I made a slip of the tongue, I was treated like this. A perfect punch that doesn’t match her small body. Thanks to that, I feel nauseous.

“Wait, I didn’t say anything wrong… Your tendencies are leaning that way…?!

“Shut up!”

“Ugh!!!”

As expected, Haeun nuna is the biggest outsider in our family. Mother and Seowoo nuna are both sociable, but this nuna is different. I thought she was reading something with a strong otaku tendency, but she immediately hit my waist with her forearm and retaliated for the second time. Fortunately, this one was bearable, but…

“You also read perverted manga, you damn *numa*…! And you download it illegally~! Aren’t you sorry to the author-nim~? Huh~?”

“What era is it, this is the boycott movement that’s currently trending…”

“Heueup!!!”

“Keuhook!!!!”

I didn’t know anything and made a current affairs joke, and got hit in the stomach again. This one went in critically because it was near my solar plexus, and my stomach is churning. I wondered how such a fierce fist could come out of that small frame and body, but she immediately brought up the name of a boxing manga that starts with four letters.

“Otteoke… How can you beat your younger brother’s stomach so casually… Nugu-nim…?”

“It’s a love tap. It’s my job as an older sister to shut my younger brother’s mouth so he doesn’t say weird things.”

“There’s no such thing as a love tap… Can’t you just baby me like Seowoo nuna…?”

“Isn’t that what’s trending in male-oriented stuff these days? Killing the guy you like to have him. Last time I saw you, you were simping for a woman who kicked the male lead in the stomach for doing something wrong.”

“Isn’t it just a bad-tempered woman who resorts to violence when things don’t go her way, even though she doesn’t like him…?”

“Are you saying this older sister has a bad temper?”

“Aniyo… Just… Can’t you act according to your size… My stomach hurts so much…”

Haeun nuna is angry that I’m revealing her tendencies in a place where everyone is. Come to think of it, Haeun nuna is the type to not only be sarcastic to people, but also throw punches first, even when she’s arguing with Seowoo nuna. I was reminded here again that she’s the type of person who would stab me first if her eyes rolled back, as Yeowon-eomeoni said.

“Keuheuem, eugh, why are our nunas… so different on the outside and inside… Especially Haeun nuna… She’s so cute when she’s still… She’s someone who can slap an idol’s cheek and still have some left over… Her mouth and hands are too rough…”

“I don’t think that’s a compliment a younger brother should be giving his older sister?”

“Even if you’re an older sister, we’re not related by blood… And you can say that kind of thing when you’re dating Seowoo nuna… And honestly, who doesn’t know that our family is full of beauties… They’re my pride and joy… Honestly, I wouldn’t have enough time even if I bragged about them all night…”

“Don’t talk like you’re trying to seduce me, you idiot. Are you that ajusshi?”

“Ah, nuna, that’s a bit much. I praised you so much, why are you doing this?”

“Ah, that was my mistake. Mian (Sorry).”

Even though she sends harsh words and punches, she’s not a bad person. The reason she was a little awkward today was because her past was revealed by Seowoo nuna. All she knows is that she had sex with our father, so that part is a little awkward, but the rest of the conversation was no different from usual.

Even in the current conversation, she said she was sorry, but both Haeun nuna and I are smiling. A simple conversation going back and forth to tear down and make fun of that trash who’s already dead. I wasn’t angry either, and nuna wasn’t really sorry either. It’s like we’re playing catch with words to legally badmouth our father.

‘As long as I avoid the topic of clothes and talk as usual, it’ll be fine.’

Nuna and I are both opening our mouths while keeping the lines we need to keep. The awkwardness is still there, but it’s not like I dislike being with her like this, it’s an intimate relationship. As proof, her steps are light for someone who’s punching me. She seems to be in a good mood, and I thought it would be okay to play around a bit like this, so I suggested it to nuna.

“After buying books, should we go buy ice cream? I heard they released a new limited-time flavor.”

“Where? Is it the place we usually go to? They have a strong spirit of challenge there, so it’s sometimes scary to try. One time, I wondered why they would even freeze something like that?”

“Don’t be surprised, this time it’s dalgona flavor.”

“Are they *byeongshin*?”

“They are *byeongshin*. But don’t you think it’ll be delicious?”

“Well, it’ll be sweet… Heueueueueueum…”

Haeun nuna couldn’t deny my words and put her hand on her chin, pretending to think. It’s a cute pose that suits her height. I was struggling to not show it because it was so cute that my cheeks were twitching.

‘Haeun nuna likes sweet things, so she won’t be able to refuse.’

As I expected, nuna’s answer came back quickly.

“It’s the 31st, so they’re having a size-up event, right…?”

“Yeah.”

“Then let’s eat the dalgona flavor there. It’ll be perfect to fill a half-gallon (for 6 people) with what big sister and little sister like and take a taxi.”

‘She’s definitely going to eat it.’

She said it herself, she has a strong spirit of challenge. She’s like a little kid nuna who can’t live without sweets. She pretends not to be like that and acts cool, but the family all knows, so even if she gets caught like this, only nuna doesn’t know.

“I wonder what it really tastes like… It’ll stick to my mouth and the sweetness won’t come off…”

Her steps are light even though she’s pretending to worry. I suppressed my laughter at the sight of her hopping like a rabbit and followed behind her. I thought it was impossible for such a cute nuna to stab me, and I happily walked through the downtown area. Just as we were about to reach our destination, I made eye contact with someone who looked familiar.

Aaaaaaa-ju sometimes, right?

Very rarely.

I think other people have experienced it too.

It’s awkward to say hello, but it’s also awkward to ignore them. An acquaintance you only know by face, or someone like that, when you meet them outside.

“Huh?”

“……?”

In this case, both people should pretend not to know each other and pass by, but that person and I both stopped. This time, I’m back in school after serving in the military, so he’s older than me, but he’s in the same major. He was the so-called padded jacket hyung, but he wasn’t the type I was close to.

“Junseo-ya?”

In the meantime, nuna calls my name and turns around to look at me. She must have wondered what was going on since her younger brother, who was following her, suddenly stopped.

“Ah, it was Junseo.”

At nuna’s words, that hyung also smiled awkwardly as if he belatedly knew my name. Unlike me, he had a delinquent vibe and a violent side, so I didn’t want to be close to him, but I had to be polite.

“Hello.”

Fortunately, he was just as awkward, so his words were short. He quickly said 「Sorry」 and smiled awkwardly before moving his feet again. I greeted him, so he probably didn’t think badly of me, and Haeun nuna also greeted him as if she naturally noticed what kind of relationship that person had with me, and that padded jacket hyung greeted nuna once before going his way again.

“School senior?”

“No, a returning student hyung. He’s old, so it’s awkward.”

“I think I know what you mean. Sometimes there are people like that? I don’t know about women, but men get confused a lot because of the military…”

“Right?”

Haeun nuna briefly agreed with my words. It’s obvious, but nothing will happen with such a short meeting. After that, we went to the bookstore without incident and bought several novels and manga for nuna to read, and then went to eat ice cream and went home. In the meantime, I ran into that hyung again, who was about to go back after playing, but nothing happened again.

We just gave each other awkward expressions again.

Today, another peaceful day passed without incident.