Jupiter

The conflict between the Chewy-Squishy Cow Guild and the Exorcist Guild.

A bad relationship that started from the first day of the server continued for a long time, eventually leading to a large-scale all-out war.

This isn’t just a fight between ordinary guilds.

Exorcist, who made a name for themselves on the global server before the server merge, and Chewy-Squishy Cow, who was the most famous in the Korean server.

It was a fight between those two guilds.

Broadcasters who discovered a hot topic naturally flocked to the channel and broadcasted.

It was a long battle that lasted all night.

In the midst of a repetitive push and pull, a huge twist occurred.

It was after the Exorcist Guild’s support troops arrived.

The person who appeared with them was a very familiar figure to the users of the Korean server.

A large white full plate mail and a long red cape trailing behind.

Even the brilliant golden radiance.

The guild he joined always changed, but that nickname was clearly etched in everyone’s memory: a paladin.

It was Jupiter.

-??? Why is that Sparrow-nyeon* coming out from there?
*Nyeon is a derogatory suffix

-ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ Crazy bastard ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

-Looks like she came out to fight too ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

-I’m starting to like her because she’s so consistent;

-I heard she got publicly shamed for the two-handed sword bidding incident and can’t even go to dungeons

Global server users who were interested in Deron’s world items also knew about this person.

His actions were so absurdly terrible, but he always advocated for justice with his mouth.

Jupiter was such a person.

That Jupiter appeared with the Exorcist Guild.

Everyone watching thought.

The Exorcists must have scouted Jupiter.

If you think about it, they’re users who seem to have similar tendencies. There was a high possibility that they had some kind of common ground that suited them well.

But.

Jupiter, who everyone expected to rush towards Chewy-Squishy Cow, didn’t move.

He just blankly stared around.

How long had it been?

Several members of the Exorcist side shouted something at Jupiter.

The broadcasters broadcasting the situation and the viewers watching the broadcast couldn’t hear the voices.

-Wwhat are they saying?

-Damn, get closer, I can’t hear you ㅋㅋ

-Ah, this bastard has no broadcasting sense ㅋㅋㅋ

-Is the Chewy-Squishy Cow Guild getting wrecked today?

It was impossible to know what was being conveyed. But one thing was certain: their voices made Jupiter move.

What was drawn out while scattering brilliant golden radiance was the only true holy sword in Deron.

Everyone was stunned by the appearance of the true holy sword, not the corrupted magic sword that had lost its original form.

Now the fight begins. The knight of light with the holy sword will swing his sword at the demon race.

Everyone thought so.

But the side the holy sword was pointed at was the opposite.

The end of the brilliant holy sword is aimed at the humans. The owner of the holy sword even took out a large shield, as if trying to protect the Chewy-Squishy Cow Guild.

Everyone was bewildered by the absurd situation.

Not just the viewers. All the people fighting frantically around him stopped their actions and stared only at Jupiter.

Silence falls in the arena.

-Is that bastard crazy ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

-Pya ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

-A paladin who betrayed humans ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

-Honestly, I wouldn’t fight with the Exorcists even if I were me;

-Is she siding with them because they’re fellow Koreans?

Amidst countless speculations in the chat, a voice broke the silence.

Because the battle had momentarily stopped, everyone could hear the words clearly, even from a distance.

[How should I take this…?]

It was a question from a greatly embarrassed member of the Exorcist Guild.

He was also the one who brought Jupiter to this place.

[Just. I wanted to do this.]

A heavy voice spread far.

It wasn’t loud, but everyone could hear it.

-ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

-That’s right ㅋㅋㅋ You play the game the way you want to ㅋㅋ

-That Sparrow-ryeon* knows how to play the game ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
*Ryeon is a derogatory suffix

-Wasn’t she supposed to hate all demons?

-The role-playing is broken;;

While the broadcast chat continued rapidly, the conversation between the Exorcist Guild and Jupiter progressed quickly.

The Exorcists tried to persuade Jupiter, but the stubborn knight of light did not give up his beliefs.

Kung-!

He slams the huge shield on the ground.

As if to say he won’t talk anymore, he goes into a defensive stance.

Then he opened his mouth.

As always, aloof and dignified.

[I, Jupiter, the owner of the holy sword, declare.]

Jupiter was always like that. He didn’t care about the gazes of those around him.

He stubbornly pushed forward with what he thought was right.

[You are demons wearing human skin.]

Jupiter’s last line created a huge ripple.

The Exorcist Guild began to freak out and poured attacks at Jupiter.

He endures and endures. He doesn’t back down. He raises his shield, using everything he has.

-Oh….

-Is that really Jupiter?

-Don’t die!!!!

-Is that the Sparrow I knew?

-Why is she doing that ㅋㅋㅋ;ㄹ;;;

When Jupiter, who was holding out alone, was in danger of dying, the Chewy-Squishy Cow Guild, who had been watching the situation with strange eyes, began to move.

The disorganized ranks united and began to advance forward, with Jupiter as the axis.

The one who revealed himself behind them was Hwarang.

The situation that had been pushed back was reversed. The Exorcist Guild was pushed back as it was and chose to retreat.

In other words, it was the victory of the Chewy-Squishy Cow Guild.

Everyone who watched this situation in real time thought.

Thanks to Jupiter’s joining, the Chewy-Squishy Cow Guild won.

In fact, the result would not have changed even without him.

All Jupiter did was buy them about a minute.

However, the image that Jupiter showed left a strong impression on many people.

The war ended, and the broadcast also ended.

The users who watched the broadcast immediately returned to Deron’s community site and began to tell the story they had witnessed.

***

Immediately after arriving at school, I started looking around various broadcasts and communities to watch the war situation between my guild and the Exorcist Guild.

Sohee was also sitting behind me with tired eyes, tapping on her phone.

[Deron Online Gallery]

[Jupiter, who protected his nemesis, Chewy-Squishy Cow…] [6]

[That Jupiter bastard isn’t a sparrow. He’s an eagle from today] [2]

[Isn’t that bastard just trying to wash away the two-handed sword bidding incident?] [6]

[Jupiter the paladin himself ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ]

[Ah, damn it, can’t those Inbang-choong* bastards get out of the gallery?] [2]
*Inbang-choong is a derogatory term for people who are addicted to internet broadcasting

[The reason why paladins should use two-handed swords.] [1]

[Newbies must read: Deron was originally a game where you bought equipment with gold] [11]

[That pathetic Sparrow-ryeon* ㅋㅋㅋ kinda cool ㅋㅋㅋ] [1]
*Ryeon is a derogatory suffix

[I’m going back to the human race after watching today’s broadcast] [5]

“What…?”

The situation in the gallery was strange.

I naturally expected a lot of mentions about me and my guild, Chewy-Squishy Cow, but strangely, they were mentioning Jupiter.

The refresh rate of the posts is quite fast. I was able to grasp the general flow of the story by spamming the refresh button.

It seems that Jupiter joined in a situation where our guild was being pushed back a lot.

And that’s on our guild’s side, not the Exorcist Guild’s.

It was an incomprehensible action.

“Sohee-ya. Are you watching?”

“Yeah. Jupiter helped our guild.”

Sohee nodded at my question and held out her phone screen.

A scene from Deron’s broadcast was playing on the screen.

I blinked and watched the video.

It’s true. Jupiter was joining forces with our guild to drive out the Exorcist Guild.

What’s this bastard’s purpose?

Could it be that he’s trying to join our guild?

I watched Jupiter’s very suspicious appearance until the end.

After the war ended, Jupiter coolly left.

There were no special words.

As always, he only showed his immersed appearance in his role-playing.

“Crazy bastard…”

“Aren’t you thankful?”

I frowned at Sohee’s words and looked up at her.

Seeing her smiling slightly, it seems that she liked Jupiter’s actions.

“He protected your guild, didn’t he?”

“We would have won anyway even without him.”

What I said was true. Hwarang logged in at a good time and commanded the guild members.

Even if Jupiter hadn’t been there, the result of this war would not have changed.

It’s definitely not because I’m being sulky because the two-handed sword bidding incident came to mind.

I pouted and looked at the phone screen.

[Honestly, he should be the new gallery master ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ] [9]

(A picture of Jupiter’s face cut and pasted onto a sparrow image)

Agreed? ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

[Comments]

[Sparrow-nyeon* ㅋㅋ caught at the mill ㅋㅋ]
*Nyeon is a derogatory suffix

ㄴ[ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ]

[Honestly, he was kinda cool today ㅋㅋㅋ]

[Real ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ I recommend]

[If Jupiter was also a current middle school girl, he could have been the 2nd gallery master]

[Honestly, what did he do wrong? I really don’t know]

ㄴ[He bid on the two-handed sword.]

ㄴ[It was revealed that he didn’t actually get it]

ㄴ[Isn’t the attempt itself wrong?]

I found a comment I didn’t like while checking the posts.

I frowned and wrote a comment below it.

I used a floating nickname ㅇㅇ and a different carrier IP address than the home IP I used for authentication, so no one would think it was me.

[If Jupiter was also a current middle school girl, he could have been the 2nd gallery master]

ㄴ[Impossible. Blood Demon King-nim* became the gallery master because of her amazing skills, very cute and pretty looks, and cool personality]
*Nim is an honorific suffix

Hmm…

I looked back at my own comment and nodded in satisfaction.

At that moment, an alert arrived at the top of my phone that a new reply had been posted to my comment.

[If Jupiter was also a current middle school girl, he could have been the 2nd gallery master]

ㄴ[Impossible. Blood Demon King-nim* became the gallery master because of her amazing skills, very cute and pretty looks, and cool personality]
*Nim is an honorific suffix

ㄴ[Is this bastard a member of the Chewy-Squishy Cow Guild?ㅋㅋ]

ㄴ[No? It’s because of the armpit ㅋㅋㅋㅋ]

ㄴ[Real, it’s because of the flowing GIF…]

I didn’t like the comments below.

I frowned and wrote a new comment below it.

ㄴ[Jupiter is an old man. How can he be the gallery master. Blood Demon King-nim* is the best]
*Nim is an honorific suffix

ㄴ[Even better because he’s an old man ㅋㅋㅋ]

ㄴ[Real, the armpit is the best ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ]

I sighed as I checked the comments below.

It was wrong to try to have a sincere conversation with those crazy bastards.

I put my phone in my pocket and stroked my armpit.

It was warm and soft.

Really because of this?