I’ve Become an Onahole, But I’ll Still Climb The Tower – Chapter 97
by fnovelpia97 – 22nd Floor: Growing Serenia
On the way home after the performance.
“Haa… I’m still feeling the afterglow… I was as nervous as I was for my debut stage. Weren’t you nervous, Dohee unnie?”
Hyeri hugs my arm and naturally leans her face against my chest as she asks. For reference, Somi is clinging to me on the other side in the same way.
The maknae line, as they’re known.
Hyeri and Somi, at 18 years old, are as short as their age, around 160cm.
It’s not short for a woman, but they are on the shorter side in our group.
On the other hand, Sua and Rain are 19 years old and almost 170cm tall. Considering I’m in the early 170s, they’re the tallest, but because of her chest and hips, Rain, who has a slender figure, looks the tallest.
“Well, I didn’t even have time to be nervous… I guess you could say my body moved naturally?”
Yeah, it moved like I was having sex.
‘If I monitor this later, I’m going to get scolded by the dance teacher…’
Unable to even think about checking online communities before tomorrow’s music show, everyone quickly falls asleep in the early evening.
And after the music show, Lee Dohee’s movements cause a huge sensation.
[SoccerJoara]
[Title: (NSFW) Today’s ‘That Idol’ Stage]
[Content]:
(Lee Dohee doing a blowjob gif.jpg)
(Lee Dohee thrusting gif.jpg)
(Lee Dohee teasing a dick gif.jpg)
(Lee Dohee lesbian sex gif.jpg)
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[Comments]
- The file names, holy shit lol
- Ah, I see it now lol
- These guys are so perverted lol
- .. wow…
- Is this a music show or porn?
- I got a full-on boner in 1 second
- Legend, legend
- ??? Is that level of explicitness allowed on music shows?
- Guys, you have to watch the full video, it’s insane
- Seriously, it’s a fucking legend
- You have to listen to it with the song, their sexiness isn’t the end
- The song was amazing too, why is only this being uploaded lol
At first, only Lee Dohee’s stimulating gifs were spread all over online communities, but then the music video and full stage performance, with manipulated algorithms, started popping up on their YouTube channel.
People would click on it thinking, ‘Huh? Isn’t this that girl I saw somewhere?’ and then get sucked into the explosive performance and song.
- .. I thought this was just a sexy song, but why is it so good lol
- Was there a group like this in Korea? Why didn’t I know about them before
- This song is good, but the songs from their second album are even better to keep listening to
- It’s a mystery why they didn’t promote their second album, it’s so good lol
- What girl group dances like a boy group? I got goosebumps at the end
The power of music is great.
‘Good music’ traps the men who came to consume purely sexual content.
And with the stage quality that makes their dopamine explode added to the good music, people passing by start to take notice.
Lee Dohee’s sexy choreography is just a cover, and the real deal is the other members’ songs and dances, as the song’s ranking slowly starts to rise.
5 days after the release of [Heart Steeler].
12 million views on YouTube.
Entered the Apple Chart Top 10.
Ranked 3rd on the YouTube Music Chart daily.
It’s even going up little by little.
People who only knew my nudes are now thinking, ‘Huh? This was such a good song?’ and listening to it more.
If they had just come across the song, they might have thought, ‘Oh, this is a good song,’ and moved on, but breaking through the prejudice they had from knowing it in a different way, the shock therapy makes them even more surprised.
‘As expected, viral marketing is a double-edged sword, but if used well, it can be a very good sword.’
- That’s what that white-haired guy from my past life said.
And that’s not all.
Serenia’s ill-fated song.
The second album song [Demons], which they never promoted and were frustrated with.
This song is going viral thanks to the algorithm’s choice… or rather, manipulation.
7 million views on YouTube!
21st on the Apple Chart
6th on the YouTube Music Chart daily!
“Ahem… my CEO. I’ll see you soon.”
I finished talking with the CEO of The Gleam Korea.
The songs to be promoted by the algorithm are [Heart Steeler], [Demons], and Lanet’s first stage.
These three will be our strategy.
‘The songs on the third album are too intense, that’s the problem. It’s too tiring to keep listening to. If we distribute it appropriately with the second album, it will create synergy.’
Besides, to win awards, it’s more advantageous to have multiple songs trending than just one.
And what was coming, came.
“Dohee, we want to approve it too, but those damn KCSC guys gave it a rating of harmful to minors, so we’ll have to modify the choreography a little.”
Our original choreography was only performed on the first day of Lanet’s broadcast, and that was the end of it.
Due to the KCSC’s warning about my simulated sex act stage, that stage could not be continued even on Lanet, unfortunately.
Still, the choreography that was made slightly more wholesome for terrestrial broadcasting was enough to capture the feeling of the original song.
Instead of moving the tongue in the intro, we replaced it with opening the mouth, and the bridge dance break ended with changing the cowgirl thrusting choreography to a crawling choreography like a cat.
And of course, the media took this and…
[Simulated sex act by a minor on a music program that children can watch? Girl groups, is this okay?] – xx Newspaper
“Oh… is that just one?”
Just one. Even though we received a warning from the KCSC, only one article blew up. I thought we would be bombarded with criticism from the media, but there was only one article criticizing our group.
The connections of the broadcasting station directors and editors I met are connected, and they are being controlled.
‘It’s better not to mess with that group.’
I didn’t know, but this rumor had already spread throughout the media.
And even that one article is being attacked by men.
Men these days are different from before. They know that if they leave it alone, it will be taken away.
In the end, even that article is taken down on its own, and there are no more obstacles blocking our path.
‘Well, I expected the choreography to be modified, so I made it with that in mind.’
Highest ranking 2 weeks after the release of the 3rd album.
[Heart Steeler]
38 million views on YouTube
4th on the Apple Chart
1st on the YouTube Chart
But, unfortunately, we haven’t won first place on music shows yet, except for Lanet.
‘Well, we can win first place anytime…’
It’s still difficult to dominate the domestic market with only the male fandom behind us in Korea.
‘Because men don’t stream…’
They just listen if they like the song, and they might put it on their playlist, but there aren’t many men who bother to stream on music sites for 24 hours. That’s why the YouTube chart is number 1, but the Apple chart is lower, and we lose to the broadcasting stations’ calculation methods, which include voting scores.
But that’s changing little by little too.
‘Huh? It’s obvious that we’re more popular, so why are they winning? What? They stream for 24 hours? They buy voting rights for money to vote in popularity contests, watch ads, and do all sorts of crazy things?’
Then let’s do it too!
- More and more fans are starting to do that.
Shy male fans who have been into idol fandom since the old days share methods on fan cafes, create their own fan leaders, and start working hard.
- Ugh, why are men doing that kind of thing?
- Then what are you doing?
- Me? I bought 1 million won worth of merch.
- …Thank you.
- I would have bought it if they made a Lee Dohee boob pad lol
Anyway, while our fans are doing this,
We focused on variety shows to increase public awareness.
“Ah, PD-nim, hello!”
I met the PD I met on the day I beat up the virgin offering and appeared on a famous variety show.
Even if the viewership itself isn’t that high, the advantage of these variety shows is that they can promote to the public who don’t watch idols, and secondary consumption also takes place on YouTube, so it’s optimized for getting our faces out there.
In particular, Sua and I went on variety shows as a team a lot.
Rain, who is a bit timid, said she couldn’t go on these, and Somi and Hyeri wanted to go on them so badly, but unfortunately, they didn’t have enough recognition, so they couldn’t go on them as much.
And on the famous variety show that PD does, called ‘Neighborhood Snack Shop,’ the cast members even asked this question.
“But Sua, Dohee is older than you, so why do you speak informally to her?”
When Sua was flustered by the question, I took over.
“Ah, Sanghoon! I’ll tell you, the reason is, first of all, I came into Serenia as a parachute hire, right?”
Everyone buzzes when I say I’m a parachute hire myself.
“Uh, are you allowed to say that? Isn’t it a secret?”
“No, listen first, anyway, I came in as a last-minute addition, and Sua said this as soon as she entered the dorm on the first day. ‘I’m the leader of this group! If you don’t listen to me, pack your bags and leave right now! And of course, I’m the leader, so I’ll speak informally to you, you don’t want to be treated like an unnie, do you?’ I was so scared at the time~~”
“No, Dohee, don’t say that…”
The cast members, who finally realized it was WWE, laugh and respond to the comment.
“Hahahaha!! Really? Wow~ Sua, you’re good at setting the tone~”
“Originally, seniority is important in the entertainment industry, Sua is right! Dohee is wrong! What do you mean by coming in as a parachute hire~”
“What? No, I’m older, but Sua completely robbed me of my soul that day~”
“I, I thought you came in with someone’s backing!!”
“Hahahaha!! It was understandable to misunderstand! Are you close now?”
“Sua gropes my chest every day because she says she’s practicing the choreography!”
“I, when did I!”
“Uh…!”
“What…”
“Ahem.”
The male cast members couldn’t find a word to say, so they became mute, and the production staff burst out laughing.
In this way, Sua’s controversy over speaking informally and the fight we had in the past were resolved with laughter on the variety show.
During a break in filming, I had a quickie with that PD in the prop room without the cast members knowing, and naturally participated in the company dinner, becoming friends with other PDs.
Of course, now that my and Serenia’s value has increased, I didn’t have to provide sexual favors.
‘It’s not the time to do that now.’
It’s hard enough to manage existing connections.
In that way, I gained a lot of attention on famous variety shows with my manly and cool personality, and increased the number of fans.
I thought all the female fans had left, but that wasn’t the case either.
‘Why are there so many female fans…’
Our concept is still sexy ‘girl crush.’
And the theme of the song [Heart steeler] is also talking about female-superior love, so there’s nothing to be bothered by except for my simulated sex act dance.
There were even female fans who interpreted that simulated sex act as a relationship between women, not men and women.
So almost 95% of my fans are men, but the other members maintain an almost 50/50 ratio.
Also, I can’t understand… no, I understand, but I heard that fanfics and comics where Sua x Rain x Dohee are doing yuri are popular somewhere in the shadows. I didn’t bother to watch it because it’s for women.
Somi would see that and blush alone with fantasies when the three of us were together.
I also didn’t miss live broadcasts.
When we came back after our schedules, we did communication broadcasts with the fans, even if it was just a little. On days when we didn’t have schedules, we made simple content and played, constantly interacting with fans.
I secretly feed our members drinks with breast milk in them every day, so their stamina becomes superhuman and they easily handle the killer schedules.
“It feels so good to be active!”
“Yeah, I couldn’t do it even if I wanted to before, but I’m so happy!”
Our members thought that they were just getting superhuman strength because they couldn’t be active before and now they are.
And now we’re slowly working on the next music project as well.
‘Huh? It’s summer vacation season now, let’s release a cool summer song!’
With that goal in mind, the work is progressing quickly.
“Okay, this is Ron Dyke, the producer and composer who will be in charge of this album. It was very difficult to get him here!”
“Wow!! We’re working with Ron Dyke?”
“Jackpot, jackpot, jackpot!”
“It’s good to see success.”
“Manager, didn’t we not have any money…?”
‘Was that person that famous?’
I didn’t think anything of it because he was playing the role of a cameraman next to the director when I first offered sexual favors, but I heard that he’s also the composer for the girl group that’s higher on the charts than us.
Even our company’s existing producer bows 90 degrees to greet him.
‘I thought he was just a guy with good stamina…’
In my memory, his dick wasn’t that big, but he was a guy who thrust hard and recovered quickly. In particular, he was a guy who enjoyed doggy style or the mating press position, pressing down on me with his superior physique.
The summer song work also progressed very quickly.
Our members’ skills are already top-tier idols, so it progressed quite quickly.
But…
“Only Dohee will stay behind to re-record, the rest of you can go.”
“Yay~”
“Unnie~ Suffer a little~”
“Time to go home!”
“…Pervert.”
After that, I was fucked up in the recording studio.
There were a total of 3 recording sessions, and each time ended with secret sex in the recording studio.
I accidentally saw his work file, and it even had my moans and the squelching sound of my pussy recorded.
“Why did you record that…?”
“This? I’m going to put it in your song. If I adjust the sound a little, it’ll be a great sound. This is the secret to the popularity of my songs. No one will know? But humans instinctively pick up on these sounds and make them listen.”
“Wow, you’re such a pervert…”
“Hehe…”
It ends after being mating pressed and cummed in 3 more times in the recording studio.
Time flows quickly
To be exact, I, who have now reached a certain level of skill, am skipping a lot.
And finally, the 4th summer song is released.
[On the beach]
The content was an ordinary summer song.
A cool and refreshing sound and vocals that go up to cool high notes. And cool exposure.
I had a sports compression bra made to order in the same color as my skin and put it on.
You can see it if you look closely, but it just looks like skin from a distance.
And Ron Dyke is definitely famous for a reason.
‘The song is just good, plain and simple.’
Besides, as soon as the song was released, it was a huge hit in one day.
1st on the Apple Chart.
1st on the YouTube Chart.
The public had the perception that we were a girl group they could trust and listen to from the last promotion, and our fans were disappointed that we missed 1st place last time, so this time they did a total attack just like female fans.
“Wow… we’re number 1…?”
We were doing a live broadcast at the time, and everyone except me and Rain cried.
In particular, Sua, who is usually called the ‘Iron Empress’ and has no expression except on stage, cried a lot.
“Thank you… sob… sniff! Thanks to you, everyone… waaaaah!!”
- Yeah~ This is why I do a total attack…
- I was like, why would I do that kind of thing
- I’m proud
- Sua, I’ll keep doing it for you in the future
- ㅠㅠ
- Unnie, don’t cryㅠㅠㅠㅠ
- How hard must it have been since the 1st albumㅠ
- Lee Dohee, you psycho, cry quickly
- It’s so funny how different everyone’s expressions are lolㅠㅠ
My and Rain’s expressions intersect.
They awkwardly look at each other with expressions that say, ‘Am I supposed to cry with them? But how can I cry when I don’t have any tears?’
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