113 – Rocket Boji Lee Dohee

“Hoo…”

• LOLOLOL
• I’m getting dizzy.
• Water cannon, LOL.
• Why am I imagining it? LOLOLOL
• Justice is served.

The viewers are just objects of enlightenment anyway.

Their mockery doesn’t hurt much.

Probably…?

I take a slow, deep breath to recover.

Me, Lee Do-hee, the goddess of mental management.

I’m not someone who’d lose it over something like this. It’s just that, like someone said, I was a little taken aback by the sexual characteristic leveling up.

Yeah, just taken aback…

I pull myself together and reread the rewards.

“Well… first of all, ‘Bad Summoner’ is definitely the best choice. Hmm… still, it wouldn’t be SS-rank for nothing.”

Secret Water Tank.

At first glance, it seems like the administrators are trying to mess with me, but after calming down and reading it, it’s not such a bad trait.

‘All water that touches my body? Isn’t this complete immunity to water-based attacks?’

Of course, it’s not forcibly absorbed, and usually with these kinds of traits, you can absorb what you want at will as you use it.

Anyway, the conclusion is that it automatically defends against water-based attacks.

Naturally, it also defends against poisons and chemicals like hydrochloric acid.

Since it’s 1000L, it’s unlikely to run out of capacity unless it’s a really unusual situation.

And that’s not all.

Even if I’m trapped underwater, I can absorb it all and then use the propulsion from my pussy to escape.

Pussy water cannon.

It sounds like a joke, but when you think about it, the possibilities are endless.

Like I just said, I can swim underwater at incredible speeds, and in a crisis, I can use the propulsion to fly into the sky.

If I sacrifice my human dignity a little… no, quite a lot… it’s actually a useful trait.

Even my pussy has a unique trait’s additional effect,

<Resilient Pussy>: Your vagina and uterus will not tear or be injured.

-making it virtually invincible. I’m safe no matter what I do inside my uterus.

Maybe people laughed it off when they first heard the water rocket joke, but people who know that my pussy is strong are already thinking, ‘Wait, isn’t this incredibly useful?’ and are banging away at their computers.

And while I’m pondering, the results are already coming out.

• Wait, Do-hee, you’re really going to Mars, LOL.
• Wow, the speed at which posts are being uploaded to the cafe.
• This bitch is really going to Mars, LOL.
• Is this real?
• No, is the joke real?
• ????
• What? Are you all working at NASA?
• These days, AI can finish calculations in 10 seconds with a click.

Of course, the emergence of the Tower has also brought innovation to the aerospace field.

The reason for this is, of course, the emergence of magic stones that can be obtained from the 30th floor.

They discovered that if you grind these magic stones finely, pour a special solution on them, and freeze them, you can maintain the liquefied magic stone state at extremely low temperatures.

The research didn’t stop there.

‘It’s a shame we can only use it at extremely low temperatures?’

-The researchers who thought this processed it in various ways and eventually created a perfect substance.

That is, room-temperature, room-pressure liquid magic stone.

It was almost as innovative as the discovery of superconductors, but the cost of the magic stone itself and the processing costs were so high that it couldn’t be used in everyday life, and it’s mostly used in high-altitude precision industries such as aerospace and military.

Using this, the cost of rocket fuel has been reduced by nearly half. Since it produces tremendous firepower with a small amount, the weight of the fuel tank is reduced, and since that weight is reduced, the amount of propellant needed is naturally reduced, leading to a virtuous cycle.

And if this is installed in Lee Do-hee’s pussy?

• With 200L of liquid magic stone (LMS-3), Lee Do-hee can exceed Earth’s escape velocity and go to Mars – AI has completed the calculation.
• Huh
• It’s ridiculous that this is real.
• 200ml of milk… no, liters.
• Damn it, LOL.
• Is it real???
• Rocket pussy was real?

Even I was surprised!

“No, why is this real?”

There’s even 800L of space left!

And igniting the liquid magic stone that comes out of there is perfect because I can use my divine power.

Besides, I don’t even need Earth’s escape velocity. If I did, I wouldn’t be able to balance my body and I might crash into the ground and kill myself.

I just need enough to escape in an emergency in a dangerous situation.

Rocket.

I can become a rocket.

If I apply this, I can go around the enemy’s back and hit the command post, or charge over the walls.

I can identify the enemy’s forces like a reconnaissance plane, and attack from above like a bomber and escape leisurely.

Even if it’s not for combat, I can travel alone when I suddenly feel depressed, or fly through the sky like a drive.

If I add water, large-scale farming is possible!

As the happy circuit spins wildly, I feel good.

“Wow… no, this is good, isn’t it? Hehe…”

The corners of my mouth, which had been drooping until just now, slowly rise, and the corners of my eyes curve mischievously.

• ?
• That’s right, damn it;;
• What
• Are you laughing?
• This bitch’s tension is back up, it’s annoying.
• No way…
• Justice is dead.
• Aww, LOL.
• Lee Do-hee doesn’t die~
• What’s it good for?

“A lot. I can even fly in the sky? First of all, I have one more life in case of emergency. You’re saying this is bad? It’s not even enough for SS-rank; I can even use it as additional inventory space.”

Of course, for the sake of my remaining shred of human dignity, I will carry drinking water in my inventory.

Actually, if the outlet wasn’t my uterus, it would be SSS-rank performance. But since my outlet is my uterus, I’m actually benefiting more.

• ..
• Is life all about one shot?
• It turns out like this??
• Why the sky!!
• .. are you really going to use that?
• Look at the guys who were making fun of Lee Do-hee, they’ve gone quiet, LOLOLOL.
• No, but if you use it as propellant, won’t your legs burn off?

“I can spread my legs and fly. If that doesn’t work, I can grab them with my hands and fly. If that’s not possible, I can find something other than a liquid that undergoes a high-temperature combustion reaction, and honestly, I’d rather burn my lower body than die. That alone is a win.”

There’s nothing I can’t do if I let go of my shame.

Yeah, I even did it with a pig to prevent my reward grade from dropping, so flying in the sky with my legs spread is nothing.

I have no more shame to lose!

Therefore, I am invincible!!

“If you guys recommend a suitable liquid propellant for emergency escape on the growth bulletin board in my cafe, I’ll take a look at it later and carry it around!”

• .. she’s a really amazing bitch.
• Being serious about the Tower is this scary, everyone.
• .. yeah, fighting!
• To think she considers this a benefit…
• She’s really awesome.
• No, is she really using a pussy rocket? Is this real?
• You’re real…
• This is a Tower-obsessed woman, LOL.
• As expected, you’re qualified to be my guild master!
• She’s a real crazy bitch, LOL.
• Okay, you win, Lee Do-hee.
• Fake madness: Teasing about a water cannon pussy.

Real madness: Actually using it.

• Is that some kind of reward escape?
• I admit defeat…

“Anyway, then I’ll choose Secret Water Tank!”

Ting~

[The trait is changed by the unique trait.]

“Oh… I guess this is also considered a sexual trait?”

[SS-rank Secret Water Tank]

A subspace is created that can store liquids that touch the body.

The maximum capacity is 2000L.

Any hole is possible, and it can also be absorbed through the skin or hair.

However, the outlet is the uterus.

“Oh… the amount has doubled!”

• That’s great…
• W, wow
• Amazing
• If it’s 2000L, does that mean 10,000 200ml milks can fit in?
• ..
• But if this happens, I don’t have to go to the next floor, right?

Actually, there’s a reason why I keep spending time in the Tower.

“No. But I can’t provide elixirs right now anyway. I don’t have enough breast milk yet. I think I’ll have to reschedule this.”

My breast milk production is about 5L per day.

But that’s the amount that comes out when I pump in the morning, afternoon, and evening. If I do it once a day, it drops to about 3L.

The amount of breast milk needed per person is 400ml.

Roughly calculating, I need 120L to feed 300 people, and it would take more than a month to make that even if I pumped every day.

Last time on the 22nd floor, I pumped every night even when skipping, so I had plenty of breast milk, but I used it all up in the 2nd and 3rd rounds, and it was all gone.

Besides, this time on the 24th floor, I was fighting the Caliphs all night, searching for the sow, and doing other things, so I hardly pumped at all.

“This was a miscalculation in the beginning. I apologize for this.”

• Just provide your body first.
• We don’t need breast milk…?
• That’s not the important thing, LOLOLOL.
• ..

“N, no? It, it’s important. First, I’ll go to the 19th floor and do some weekly quests, and then I’ll go to the next floor.”

Of course, I don’t know what will come out if my lewdness exceeds 5000, but at least for now, my goal is to settle on a higher floor.

I don’t know when there will be a risk of assassination, so I need to get to an orbit that can’t be touched easily. When that happens, I will provide plenty of elixirs.

To be honest, I want to provide elixirs first, but this is related to survival, so I’m postponing it a bit.

 

Meanwhile, in the basement of an old apartment near the Tower.

Lee Do-hee’s prediction was correct. Chinese people who had illegally entered the country to kidnap her when she came out of the Tower were watching the broadcast and waiting.

“What, she’s going up to the next floor again? So, when is this bitch coming out?”

“I don’t know.”

“Damn it, she was supposed to come out within at least two weeks!!”

The illegally immigrated Chinese were gathered in a small room, packed tightly together.

Even if they don’t wash well, you can feel it. Each other’s body odor has now exceeded its limit.

Showering is not the problem.

Eating, shitting, and cleaning up can’t be done properly in such a small space.

The landlord has naturally been bribed by the giant guild, but complaints from other residents continue, so you never know what might happen.

It’s been almost two weeks of waiting.

They can’t even go out.

They’re not stupid either.

In the first place, they are being tracked by the Chinese government.

Naturally, wanted posters for them have been distributed in Korea, which is near China.

Even though Korea and China seem to have a bad relationship, they actually trade and cooperate in tracking down criminals.

In fact, when they illegally immigrated, the Coast Guard and undercover police, including the Awakened Crime Response Team, were waiting, so they almost got caught without the help of the giant guild.

And even if they move, they have no cell phones and can’t speak Korean, so there’s nothing they can do. All they can do is wait, listening to the food and reports given by the giant guild’s henchmen.

Of course, there is a usable computer in the living room.

At first, they enjoyed watching Lee Do-hee’s reruns with it, but that has now reached its limit. No, it’s actually making it harder.

They can’t all wank together here, and they’re being forced to abstain with their lust all riled up, so it’s a pain in the ass.

Whether someone had a wet dream or secretly masturbated, the smell of night flowers is everywhere.

“Hoo… what was the average clear time for the 26th floor?”

“Ah, the 26th floor… they say it’s over in a day?”

“Oh oh… so it’s almost time?”

“Yes, I think we should start preparing to leave, boss.”

“Damn Korean bastards. They said she’d come out within two weeks, but she’s filling up the two weeks.”

The leader of the illegally immigrated Chinese unit.

Wang Xiochen.

He is a high-ranking Awakened who has reached the 50th floor.

On the 50th floor, he was caught contracting with a malicious constellation that is prohibited in China, and he ran away with his subordinates who followed him, and is looking for a country that will accept him.

“We’ve wasted too much time here. I won’t feel better until I kill that traitor!”

Of course, there’s no way he’d get caught contracting with a constellation since it’s not like he’s broadcasting it. It was a betrayal by the guild’s vice-commander, who was close to him.

“If we have that bitch… we can make a lot of money. We have to take revenge with that money.”

He endures even in this garbage dump and watches Lee Do-hee’s broadcast. Of course, Pantheon TV translates it in real time, so there’s no inconvenience in watching it.

“She’s so fucking hot…”

The Chinese people around him nodded in agreement.

 

Meanwhile, Lee Do-hee is fighting on the 26th floor.

In the repeatedly cleared floor, cheap armor came out this time, so I just put it on King Pig. The pig had equipment sockets just like me.

For reference, I used the equipment socket obtained by climbing the 25th floor to pierce a glove that can receive the Illusionary Outfit effect.

The rest of the pigs are still waiting to be resurrected due to the death penalty.

Most of them take 25 to 28 hours.

Anyway, the trial on the 26th floor is a monster attack.

It’s a trial where what comes out is almost fixed, and it ends when you kill all the monsters that rush at you.

And who am I? Of course, I cleared the combat trial very easily.

“Hoo, thanks to this, I think I’ve almost mastered the first stage of the Straight Thrust One Style.”

Now, whenever I really thrust, if I think about strengthening my body, divine power spreads throughout my body in an instant and strengthens my body appropriately.

It’s almost an unconscious state. I’ve reached that level.

In particular, I corrected the delays and slightly mismatched parts by continuing to use it in actual combat. It’s faster and stronger than before.

Now I can use it in various movements such as thrusting from the side, jumping and thrusting, and running and thrusting.

After finishing the battle in 8 hours, I open the rewards again.

[The trial has been cleared. The reward grade increases with solo play.]

The trial was a decent B-grade trial. And if you receive a solo play reward, it’s A-grade. But if the One Shot in Life is applied, it becomes S-grade!

It’s so easy to clear a B-grade trial and receive an S-grade reward, right?

[Acquire an A-grade reward. Check the rewards.]

“Okay~~ It’s magic time again~~!”

• Ah
• Please, this time, a useless onahole trait!
• Please
• Pleeease!!
• Please, justice be served…!

This time again, I flip the reward cards all at once.

[B-grade Blood Body]

You can summon one clone.

In the case of a clone, it has 10% of the main body’s stats.

[S-grade Memory Transfer]

In the case of ‘Possession’ trials, you can recall the past memories of the possessed target.

You can also naturally imitate actions and expressions.

<Slaughterer’s Hand Axe>

Strength +15

Defense +10

An axe used by a slaughterer who committed brutal massacres. The spirits gathered and trapped the power.

“Wow~ How can I get exactly what I want like this?”

Memory transfer.

In possession-type trials, it’s often quite embarrassing to be suddenly possessed.

Although the outfit is changed in the case of possession-type trials, no information is given, so it’s cumbersome to find your way home, and it’s very difficult when someone you don’t know acts like they know you.

• ..
• Congratulations, Do-hee.
• Congrats
• Retreat the troublemakers who came to make fun of her~
• Congratulations~
• Yes~ Congratulations~~

The viewers, who have already been hit twice by the pussy water rocket and memory transfer, send soulless congratulations.

“Actually, it came out quite late, right? It’s usually obtained below the 20th floor, but I got it late.”

• But what’s good about that if the grade goes up?

Like inventory, memory transfer is a trait that has a grade.

With B-grade, you can remember things a little vaguely.

With A-grade, you can remember virtually all memories except for infancy,

With S-grade, you can imitate actions and expressions,

With SS-grade, you can acquire the target’s traits,

With SSS-grade, you can acquire the target’s skills and equipment that can be equipped in the equipment slot.

Of course, this only applies to the trial.

The past memories of that person are gradually forgotten naturally after the trial ends.

“It’s fortunate that the next trial is a possession trial. Do you know how hard it is to find your own house?”

• True
• I really don’t know how I did it without that trait.
• I’m glad it came out now.
• You can imitate actions? Are you going to possess a sow?
• Are you going to the next floor too?

“Yes! Of course. I was going to have the pigs do some work on the 20th floor when they revive, but they’re still waiting. It’s perfect if I go to the 27th floor.”

• She might really go to the 30th floor like this.
• The 27th floor takes a long time, so it’s okay.
• The 27th floor = the 22nd floor, they’re similar, so it takes a while.
• Are you going to come out again in a month?
• It’ll be winter when you go and come out, LOL.

“Yes, I’ll clear it as quickly as possible and come out!”

Whoosh~~!

Without hesitation, I start the trial right away.

And the Chinese people in the basement who are watching this broadcast in real time…

“Aaaaaaah!! When is she coming out!!!”

Screaming, we were rotting together in the foul-smelling basement.