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    111 – The Pig Wizard

    “I will.”

    As soon as I agreed, the status window notifications started popping up like crazy again.

    The pigs turned into white ethereal forms and disappeared, and a summon slot was newly created in the status window.

    “Is it over? What about the mission?”

    Ting!

    [Mission cleared. Reward tier increased due to solo play.]

    “Oh… it actually cleared?”

    I was a little skeptical, but I really cleared it.

    I had, in a way, ‘saved’ the Pukt race.

    “Hoo… Let’s go to the waiting room for now. This is going to be a bit of a hassle.”

    Seeing the semen gushing out of my pussy, I was filled with worry. When am I supposed to get rid of all this? The womb Iren made for me has the function of absorbing mainly sperm, so it can’t handle the liquids.

    “Ugh… When am I going to get rid of all this? I’ll just go up one more floor. This time it’ll be really quick, I promise.”

    • What was on the 25th floor again?
    • I think she said it’ll be quick because it’s just fighting.

    The 25th floor is a mini-boss fight.

    Most people find it a difficult trial, but it doesn’t apply to me.

    Whoosh!

     

    Arriving at the waiting room, I could feel my body recovering. In particular, I felt the semen that had been filling my womb being cleaned out refreshingly.

    My shabby waiting room came into view. A white room with only a few pieces of furniture and no wallpaper, and the pigs greeted me.

    Wait, pigs…?

    “What? Why are you guys here?”

    “Ooh!! Savior! You’ve come!!”

    “Hey, you! You should call her ‘Savior-nim’ now!”

    “Savior-nim! It’s too small here!”

    “Look at this, I can jump all the way to the ceiling!”

    About 30 pigs were running around in my waiting room, filling the space. They were unable to control their newfound power and were radiating it everywhere.

    Since their defense was overwhelmingly high, they didn’t get hurt even when they bumped into the walls and ceiling.

    The furniture was knocked over, and the pigs were already digging into my food storage.

    Clothes and trash were flying around everywhere, and even the feathers from the burst pillow were scattering in all directions.

    It was complete chaos.

    “Ah… What is this?”

    Come to think of it, I vaguely remember hearing that the summons of a summoner stay in the waiting room.

    Since the summoner class is quite rare, I had forgotten about it because I had never encountered it directly.

    “Haa… Alright, everyone! Line up straight!”

    Grasping my dizzy mind, I tried to control them. These guys are my summons now. They must absolutely obey my words…

    “Savior-nim! Let’s do that thing, that thing!”

    “Sniff, sniff, is this the Savior-nim’s worn clothes?”

    “Oink, oink, oink, oink!”

    “This tastes weird!”

    “Savior! Look how strong I’ve become!”

    “……”

    ‘No, why aren’t they listening to me… What should I do?’

    It seems like my trait doesn’t have a function that makes summons absolutely obey. Besides, they were just fucking me, so there’s no way they’d have any loyalty.

    But it’s not easy to treat them too violently either.

    They just look like slightly cute domestic pigs. It’s like when a naive little puppy barks without knowing anything, it’s hard to discipline it by hitting it.

    The moment I hit them, I feel like I’ll be criticized for animal abuse.

    While pondering for a moment, a good idea came to mind.

    The target was the crowned King Pig, who was lying on the bed, unaware that I had arrived.

    Smack!

    I hit his butt with a resounding spike, and he woke up in surprise.

    “Oink, oink!? S, Savior-nim?”

    “… Gather the kids right now.”

    When I pointed to the messy room with a serious face, the King Pig seemed to grasp the situation and called the captain of the guard with a dignified face.

    “What are you doing! Can’t you even control the soldiers? What kind of disgrace is this to the Savior-nim!!”

    At the King’s scolding, some of the pigs who heard it froze with serious faces. But there were still pigs who were oblivious and were stirring up the new space.

    And the captain of the guard, who was scolded by the King, went to find the veterans of each unit.

    “You good-for-nothing bastards! What are you doing right now! Do you think your military life is over? Your military life starts now, you punks!”

    ‘I feel like I’m watching the real military…’

    The downward spiral of scolding started in an instant, and the situation ended on its own as I sat still.

    The guy who didn’t listen at first and clung to me, saying, “Savior-nim! Let’s do that thing, that thing!” was being rolled up in my blanket in the back.

    ‘No, that’s my blanket…’

     

    After a while, the situation was sorted out, and everyone was lined up in front of me in an orderly manner. My furniture and belongings were also neatly arranged, although a little clumsy.

    First, I left the quietly gathered pigs behind and started expanding the waiting room.

    There was a space where I could have expanded a long time ago, but I left it alone because I didn’t need it.

    I manipulated the system window to expand the walls and ceiling as much as possible.

    Whooong~!

    The white light that came out of the walls on its own moved away, making it a little darker, but a very open space appeared.

    The current size is about 3 stories high and about 200 pyeong in size.

    Now, I can go to the 10th floor neutral zone or reality to buy building materials and start construction.

    In the remaining space, I can create leisure facilities, or bring soil and farm.

    Some people abuse it and even cultivate drugs in the waiting room, but frankly, it’s more profitable to cultivate medicinal herbs for elixirs.

    This place has a higher energy than the 10th floor, so it’s perfect for cultivating medicinal herbs to make elixirs. It takes a long time to grow, so once the right facilities are in place, money will be copied without much attention.

    If you don’t want to do the construction yourself, there are guilds that specialize in this kind of construction, so you can leave it to them.

    ‘I don’t need to do that. Good, I’ll have the pigs do it here.’

    Fortunately, even though the pigs eat, they don’t seem to digest and poop. They’ve changed into a kind of projection.

    “Alright, before checking the rewards, I’ll check your information!”

    I’ll use informal speech from now on.

    These guys are my subordinates. Since they can even be resurrected continuously, they have to carry bombs and self-destruct if I tell them to die.

    I decided to leave the future training to the King and check their information first.

    Starting with the King.

    Ting!

    [Pokindik Boruzain]

    Race: Pukt

    Unique Traits: [A-Rank Royal Bloodline], [E-Rank Coward]

    Skills: <War Cry lv.12>

    Final Stats: (Current owner’s lowest stat 20% bonus effect is applied)

    Strength: 44.4

    Agility: 31.1

    Defense: 136.6

    Mana: 593.2

    ‘Ooh… They have traits and skills too? Does this mean the abilities they already had are appearing in the status window?’

    I clicked on the King Pig’s traits and skills one more time, and a detailed explanation came out.

    [A-Rank Royal Bloodline]

    The blood of the Pukt King flows, increasing the probability that they will obey.

    Receives additional stat bonuses when with the Pukt race.

    [E-Rank Coward]

    Panics when the battle becomes unfavorable.

    <War Cry lv.12>

    Increases all basic stats of nearby allies by 22.

    Consumes 32 mana and lasts for 22 minutes.

    ‘The rest is okay, but there’s a negative trait?’

    Negative traits.

    Usually, C-rank is the standard for dividing into positive and negative traits.

    From B-rank rewards, positive traits come out, and the higher the rank, the better the stats.

    For example, if there is a trait called [King Muscle],

    [B-Rank King Muscle]

    Strength +15%

    Agility -10%

    [A-Rank King Muscle]

    Strength +20%

    Agility -10%

    The performance improves as the rank goes up like this.

    If you go beyond S-rank, the trait name changes or it is completely fused.

    C-rank is almost half and half.

    From D-rank, you start to get negative traits.

    There are not many ways to get negative traits.

    First of all, you can get it when you open the status window on the 1st floor, and the most common case is re-challenging due to the failure of the trial.

    Lee Do-hee has never failed so far, but the late 10th floor and early 20th floor are known as floors where failures are quite common.

    If the mission fails, such as the guard target dying in the escort mission or the item to be protected being destroyed, you re-challenge, and if you fail again by re-challenging, it continues to decrease.

    Negative traits are similar to positive traits. The worse it gets as you go down.

    [D-Rank Malnutrition]

    Strength -10%

    Agility -10%

    [E-Rank Malnutrition]

    Strength -20%

    Agility -20%

    The minus is added like this.

    When choosing a reward in the tower, you must choose one of the three, so you have to choose a negative trait while crying and eating mustard.

    But as you know, the tower doesn’t just give traits.

    So, when you receive a D-rank or lower as a reward, if a skill comes out, it is the deletion or level drop of the skill you have,

    If an item comes out, it is your item, and if you choose it, your item will evaporate!

    That’s right.

    The tower has a cruel system of giving and taking away!

    Of course, if you fail about once, you usually come prepared, so you usually don’t go down to D-rank or lower unless you’re being unlucky.

    Most of them have overwhelming physical and mental trauma, but some give up climbing the tower because of negative traits.

    ‘What’s the point of going up anyway, I’m getting weaker. I’m hopeless.’

    They give up while saying this.

    The lowest rank of the tower is estimated to be FFF-rank.

    The reason why it is estimated is that it has never appeared below FFF in the record.

    There was a person who got FFF-rank in the past, and this person worked hard and cleared it, but he got the [Terminally Ill] trait and died in a month.

    Then you might think, ‘You should have chosen something else~’, but if you chose something else, it was practically instant death, so he chose terminally ill.

    In fact, it is the tower’s sentence that you should not come up below F-rank.

    At least you have to take comfort in the fact that you can farm on the 10th floor.

    Anyway, the story has come a long way, but the E-rank coward trait that the King Pig has is quite bad.

    ‘But well, there’s almost no chance that I’ll be losing in battle.’

    And I also look at the traits of the other pigs.

    First of all, the captain of the guard.

    [Jidandan Bokuma]

    Race: Pukt

    Unique Traits: [A-Rank Knight], [A-Rank Flexible Cock]

    Skills: None

    Stats: (Current owner’s lowest stat 20% bonus effect is applied)

    ‘Hmm… I guess it’s because they’re not a fighting race.’

    I check them all in order, but there’s nothing special.

    There were some who didn’t have any traits at all, and some who only had negative traits. Even the traits that they had were often related to lust or appetite, which were useless in battle.

    But still, it’s okay.

    20% of my stats means that they can win against most cavalry units just by charging recklessly.

    Strength and agility are 40 and 30, so there’s not much difference, but the defense is over 100, so this side is unconditionally advantageous when they collide with each other.

    ‘I should do some training later.’

    I briefly imagine myself charging at the enemies riding the pigs.

    Me charging while riding pigs with short limbs.

    The opponent will be happily watching a woman with big tits riding a cute pink pig.

    Hmm…

    Heeeuuum…

    ‘… Not really?’

    It would be useful as a strategy to let your guard down, but it doesn’t seem to be the case on the battlefield.

    Thinking that I should get a real cool horse later instead of pigs, I approach the guy who was being rolled up in the blanket last.

    I check the status window without much expectation and close it.

    “Hmm…?”

    There was something.

    I check it again.

    [Hosu]

    Race: Pukt

    Unique Traits: [S-Rank Mana Sensitivity]

    Skills: <Fireball lv.1>

    Stats: (Current owner’s lowest stat 20% bonus effect is applied)

    “Huh…? Wait a minute, what is this?”

    I read the detailed explanation.

    [S-Rank Mana Sensitivity]

    Maximum mana +50%

    Magic power correction +20%

    My trait is so OP, but mana sensitivity is also a very good trait. And when did he learn Fireball?

    “You, have you ever learned magic?”

    “Yes, Savior-nim. There were magicians in our kingdom too.”

    When I look at the King as if asking if it’s true,

    “That’s right. There are less than 10 in the whole kingdom, and it’s ambiguous to use it for combat in practice, so they haven’t shown great performance, but we spend a lot of budget every year to raise magicians.”

    Ooh… Pig magician!

    He’s also the guy who can learn the wide-area magic that I need. Then there’s no need to buy Holy Arrow for 500 million.

    “You, try using Fireball on that wall over there.”

    “Yes? But, my magic is… so terrible that it’s only enough to light a bonfire?”

    “Just try it.”

    I take him out of the blanket that was rolled up like a mat.

    He looks at me with a hesitant look, then shoots a Fireball.

    “Fi, Fireball!”

    Whoooooooong!!!

    The entire waiting room turned red, and as a tremendous energy was condensed, a strong wind blew and my hair fluttered.

    Everyone’s eyes widened in surprise, and their gazes were focused.

    A large Fireball the size of a human torso flew far away to the wall-

    Kwaaaang!!!

    It explodes.

    The shock of the explosion caused a hot wind to blow tens of meters away, and the pig who used the magic fell backwards with a blank face.

    The other pigs also watched this scene with blank expressions at the unexpected power.

    And I was smiling with joy.

    “This is it… Fuck, this is possible!!!”

    I hug the pig who flew away and jump around.

    20% of my stats.

    Then he probably has about 600 mana. And due to his own trait, it increased by 50%, so it became about 900.

    And magic power is affected by agility and maximum mana, excluding level.

    Finally, it is additionally multiplied by 20% due to his own trait. So there’s no way the power can be weak.

    I’ve been using divine power so inefficiently so far, but 900 mana is a figure that only high-level awakeners over 50 floors have. So if our pig learns magic well and raises the skill level well, he’s on par with those guys.

    If I raise the Fireball level well, a great magician pig who spams super fireballs the size of a house will be born.

    “Kyaaaaaaa~ That’s great! What was your name again? Hosu? Hosuaaaa~~~”

    “Oink… Oink?”

    The pig who was being rolled up like a mat.

    Suddenly rises to become a great magician.

    One word from the author (Author’s note)

    Unfortunately, the hole-sharing trait only applies to people.

     

    112 – Floor 25: The Pig Legion Deploys

    The excitement hasn’t worn off.

    This is practically the same as me being able to use magic.

    “Yes, this is it!!!”

    This isn’t the end.

    ‘Ah! Maybe this will work too?’

    It’s my precious Skill Growth Ticket, but I’ll use it once for an experiment.

    When I click Use Skill Growth Ticket, the skills I can use start flashing.

    “Ooh! Just as I thought!”

    The Wizard Pig’s skill in the status window is shining as if to say it can be used.

    Click!

    I use it without hesitation.

    <Fireball lv.1> → <Fireball lv.2>

    It goes up.

    My summon can also grow!

    “Kuh… this is the taste of climbing the tower!!”

    The pigs even get buffs.

    My buff is only for those who have had sex with me, but didn’t I have a relationship with the pigs?

    It would have been really nice if it applied to my cuckolds too, but unfortunately, it didn’t apply. This buff only applies to people.

    ‘If this had applied, all stats would have gone up by 330%… what a waste.’

    As my horniness increases, my cuckolds have become a cheat trait. I’m already looking forward to how strong we’ll be when the guild members get together later.

    ‘Hoo… there are mountains of things to experiment with. Let’s get the reward and get out of here quickly. Oh right, I have to go up to the 25th floor too?’

    I want to experiment with whether I can use equipment items, secret manuals, skill books, and other items on my summons, but I’ll only know that when I get outside.

    Now, I calm down a bit and open the chat window.

    “Hehehe… everyone, did you see that? Our pig is now a wizard.”

    • ..
    • No way, a pig using magic?
    • Seriously, this is ridiculous
    • I’m a wizard who’s passed the 30th floor, but I think I’m going to lose to a pig…
    • Is that Fireball level 1?
    • Later, when it uses Fly magic and spams magic, it’ll be so cool

    [DohuiTunaSoDelicious donated 50,000 won]

    If Lee Dohui is happy because the result of having sex with a pig turned out well, thumbs up lol

    “Hey, sex! It’s called T.A.M.I.N.G.! Taming! First, I’ll look at my reward!”

    As I communicate with the viewers, the pigs look at me with wonder.

    • The pigs are so cute
    • Unnie! Please give me a pig too!
    • It must be so soft to touch
    • I want to grill some pork belly
    • Let’s catch one and have a meat party?
    • How can you think of catching and eating them, you’re not human…

    “Ahem, I’ll explain this later. You guys, rest in that empty space over there. I’ll summon you later.”

    “Yes, Savior.”

    The King Pig leads the rest of the pigs away.

    The pig that was rolled up in a mat was already right next to the king.

    “Now it’s my turn to get stronger, right? Let’s take a look at the reward.”

    Ding~

    [You have acquired an SS-grade reward. Please select a reward]

    “Kya~ As expected, fighting the Caliph tribe is an S-grade trial.”

    I’m getting so strong that I’m a little confused about the difficulty, but it’s definitely an S-grade for the party on the 24th floor to fight.

    First, the first card.

    [SS-grade Excellent Seedbed]

    Fertility +500%

    A very simple explanation.

    Fertility, as I saw before, is the speed at which a pregnant baby grows.

    “Ugh… I’ll pass on this~”

    • You’re passing on this?
    • Seedbed for racial prosperity?
    • She’s infertile anyway lol
    • Can’t you just extract the eggs and get pregnant separately?
    • Give birth to my child!
    • I have to produce one goblin a week

    The second card.

    [SS-grade Rider]

    Corrects posture and balance when riding a mount. (Limited to living creatures)

    The final defense of the mount and rider is increased by 1.5 times.

    “Ooh!! This is good?”

    I know how to ride a horse, but I haven’t ridden other animals yet. Moreover, the fact that the final defense is increased by 1.5 times must be a multiplicative calculation. It’s a pretty good trait.

    But I have no intention of riding a pig.

    Their limbs are short and stubby, so they’ll probably be slower than me, and above all, it doesn’t look cool!

    Mounts have been ridden by generals or people of high status since ancient times. There was also the point that it was difficult to fight or walk directly, but it was also because of the dignity and the feeling of looking down on everyone from above.

    Therefore, mounts are a symbol of high status and dignity!

    But look at those pigs!

    The moment you ride them, you’ll be seen as an attention seeker at best, and a pig-fucking bitch at worst.

    ‘Wait, isn’t the latter true?’

    The former is also true.

    “……”

    Anyway, in many ways, pigs are not good animals to ride. Even these guys are not real pigs in the first place, but a hybrid called Pucks, so they walk upright.

    Of course, it’s not good to ride a pig, but if I tame another good summon, I don’t know. Good horses or wolves would be fun to ride, wouldn’t they?

    ‘Wait, then with dogs too…’

    No, I’ll pass the future to my future self and erase it from my head.

    “Let’s keep it for now. Let’s look at the last option.”

    The last third card.

    [SS-grade Life is a Gamble]

    The tower clear reward changes.

    The grade of one random option increases by 1 level, and the other two decrease by 1 level.

    “Huh?”

    • Ooh?
    • Crazy lol
    • Why is this SS-grade? Isn’t it a huge loss?
    • It’s like trash
    • That’s so good, guys
    • Wow, is this here?
    • Damn, he’s cheating alone again
    • Is that good? Isn’t it a self-debuff?
    • .. is it that good?
    • No, these muggles don’t know that?
    • Aish, it’s really good, I’m telling you?
    • .. it looks like a huge loss no matter how I look at it?
    • Kuaaaaak!!

    Life is a Gamble.

    It’s a trait that’s literally full of gambling.

    Of course, when you read it for the first time, you might think, isn’t it almost a debuff? It might seem that way because it lowers the grade of two and only raises one.

    But no.

    It’s just a ridiculously overpowered trait that doesn’t need any explanation!!

    It’s not like the inventory comes out often, and I’ve never even seen it in my past life.

    Why is it overpowered?

    ‘Because the difference gets bigger as the grade gets higher…’

    In fact, more than half of the EX-grade holders on Earth got it because they had that trait.

    It’s not always the case, but usually one SS-grade is better than two S-grades.

    And SSS-grade is better than three SS-grades.

    Then what about EX-grade?

    Of course, it’s beyond words. It’s probably at least 5-10 times better.

    It’s a shame that you can’t choose which reward to upgrade, but it’s almost essential to get it if you want to get an EX-grade.

    It might not be good for people who get B~A grades ambiguously, but it’s a completely good trait for people like me who aim for high grades unconditionally.

    So sometimes, if a regular guild member gets that trait in the guild, they tell them not to pick it, but it’s usually right to pick it.

    Besides, it’s not like you’re throwing away the other two options, and it’s worth it to just drop one grade.

    No, in the first place, it’s unconditionally profitable to just pick the option with the higher grade without thinking. In the end, you only choose one, so it doesn’t matter whether the other two drop or not.

    “Hahahahahaha!!! It’s a shame about the Rider~~ Isn’t life a gamble after all? Keuheuhe…”

    • Is that really good?
    • It’s good, you idiots!
    • Damn lol
    • Why are you the only one doing well, why are you the only one doing well, why are you the only one doing well
    • It must be really good…

    [Relics2281 donated 50,000 won]

    We don’t know yet. There’s a 99% chance that only the super sexy trait will be upgraded lol

    • ..
    • Then you have to choose that now?
    • If something like fertility is upgraded, you have to choose it. ㅇㅇ
    • Aha!

    “Huh? Wait… Nah, there’s no way, right? Hahaha!!”

    Could there be a happier day than this?

    I’ll throw away those doubts. Surely only the horny traits won’t be upgraded, and the rest will keep dropping, right?

    ‘Nah, no way~’

    Bad thoughts.

    Delete delete.

    The tower is fair.

    After going through a hard time, I solved my weakness, wide-area attack magic, with a summon, and even got a trait that was evaluated as very good.

    ‘As expected, happiness comes after hardship…’

    “Hehehe… I shouldn’t keep running to the 30th floor, right?”

    • Yes
    • PiggyDohui
    • I’m leaving the guild because I feel deprived
    • I’m 4th job!!
    • Uh, 2nd job has been delayed for almost a month~
    • Shall we give it a try?
    • Yeah, I already got the elixir~ it was so delicious!
    • Sounds good? Is there anything to do outside?
    • She has nothing to do except provide elixirs

    “Then! First, I’ll go to the 25th floor~!- I’m annoyed by this bitch’s high tension lol

    • For real, haha

    Whoosh!

    ***

    The 25th floor is a mini-boss battle.

    It doesn’t mean much.

    It just means that the boss is fixed like the 10’s digit floors.

    But there are always people who get caught even if they know.

    When you actually face it, you feel intimidated by the size of the boss monster, so your body doesn’t move properly, or you make mistakes you don’t usually make, there are various reasons for defeat.

    The guy who took the lives of so many people is Drake.

    One of the subspecies of dragons called wingless dragons.

    Awakened people call this guy Tyranno as a nickname because he looks like a Tyrannosaurus.

    ‘Ah? 25th floor Tyranno?’

    ‘Tyranno pattern 25 ways to break through!

    In fact, there is no name specifically given by the tower, so it is called this way in the awakened community.

    Now I open my eyes and look ahead.

    Dried brown land.

    Below the hill, Tyranno can be seen in the distance.

    Of course, it is much stronger than the Tyranno in the actual movie.

    It shoots fireballs from its mouth, and its leather is very strong, so even bullets don’t work.

    I could run and finish it in one shot, but I’ll use it once to measure the combat power of my summons.

    “Okay, it’s your turn this time.”

    I summon the pigs in droves.

    A subspace portal opens near me and the pigs come down.

    “Everyone, attention!”

    The pigs, who are quite disciplined by the order of the guard captain, gather. After preparing, the King Pig wearing a crown approaches me.

    “Savior. What should we do?”

    “Defeat the enemy!”

    I order in a dignified and generous voice.

    Of course, from the viewer’s point of view, only my sexy-looking chest is shaking.

    A figure that has no dignity at all.

    But there was a sense of weight.

    The King Pig moves his gaze along my finger and sees the giant Tyranno, which is close to 12m.

    “T-that, that thing?”

    Whether it’s because the King Pig’s cowardly trait has been activated, his eyes shake violently as he looks at Tyranno.

    “Yes, you guys can defeat it. It’s an order! Defeat the enemy, I’ll give you strength!!”

    I order in a serious manner. I glance at the chat window and it’s a mess again because I’m doing something strange, but I lightly ignore it and give everyone a 2-step buff.

    The divine power needed to apply Haste and Strength to level 2 is 65.

    If you apply it to all 33, it will consume about 2,000.

    ‘The efficiency is too bad… I need to learn a wide-area buff skill.’

    But it’s a relief that I realized it now.

    Anyway, the pigs, whose strength increased by 40 and agility by 60, are already close to 3-digit stats.

    If the King Pig uses Warcry here and all stats increase by 22, strength and agility will easily exceed 100!

    At this point, it’s slightly higher than the average stats of the 25th floor challengers. It’s strange if they lose.

    I sit comfortably and watch the pigs running out energetically.

    ***

    And they lost.

    “Eh…?”

    The pigs, who were defeated like dogs, are reverse-summoned and disappear.

    “Wh-why…?”

    Our great wizard fought hard, but the fireball spewed from Drake’s mouth was more powerful.

    The general pigs were wandering around Drake, getting hit by the tail and flying away with their companions, getting trampled to death, bitten and eaten by the teeth, and burned to death.

    It was clear that the stats were good enough, but a terrible pig barbecue party took place!

    • Wow
    • Drake grills well
    • It became a handful of pork belly!!
    • What’s the point of having high statsㅋ
    • They really can’t fight
    • I’m an unawakened person, but I think I can beat the pigs
    • They really have no combat power lol

    “No, this is… okay. They don’t have weapons or combat skills, right? Stats aren’t everything, so they can lose.”

    To say that, there was a wizard, and there were more than 30 of them, but anyway, they couldn’t do any real damage and lost.

    ‘Okay, I should just tell the pigs to farm in the waiting room…’

    The savior was disappointed!

    Everyone except the wizard pig is a useless worker!

    ‘Wait, I can just make them work in the mine in the neutral zone on the 20th floor?’

    Because they are in a reflection state, they can work 24 hours a day without sleeping or eating. Even better, they can be used without pay!

    Mine slave pigs that copy money…!!

    ‘Why was the summoner job a minority? It’s a huge profit just to make them do labor?’

    Lee Dohui was having scary thoughts.

    In fact, the pigs would have been very upset if they had gone into the details of this battle.

    Even if the stats were high, they weren’t enough to penetrate Drake’s leather. How can you penetrate that thick leather with a pig’s foot punch without a weapon?

    And Lee Dohui is strange, but originally, when stats increase or decrease rapidly, the body suffers a lot from adapting to the new power.

    This is why buffers are not as popular as you might think. Sometimes the balance of the body is broken as the stats increase, so they can’t fight as well as usual.

    And the awakened people who challenge this place memorize all the patterns in advance and form a party with tanks, dealers, ranged dealers, and healers, and barely win with items and skills, but the pigs who don’t know anything are killed because they don’t know anything.

    Besides, Lee Dohui didn’t even tell them that fire was coming out of his mouth. So, when they first charged in a dense formation, about half of them died or were seriously injured after being hit by a large fireball.

    The guard captain was also among the dead pigs, so how could they win when there was no commander and they became a disorganized mob in an instant?

    [Savior is bad, kkul!]

    • I feel like a pig is shouting somewhere, but I lightly ignore it.

    Only the King Pig is left.

    As expected of a coward, he ran away. At least he was able to maintain his authority as king by secretly running away after almost all the pigs died.

    “S-sorry, Savior…”

    “Hoo…. Watch carefully.”

    I run out with just 2 steps of buff like I gave them. In reality, the difference in strength and agility between the pig and me is only about 2 times.

    But the contents inside were so different.

    Kwaaaaaaaaang!!!

    As Drake shoots out a fireball, I lightly dodge it to the side

    I run out at the same speed.

    Using the impact of the explosion behind me as propulsion, I run even faster.

    Whether he’s underestimating me, he opens his mouth wide and tries to eat me in one bite.

    But,

    1/3 second style: Straight Spear.

    Pooook!!!

    The rapidly accelerating body comes into the open mouth of the guy in the blink of an eye and stabs the spear in. The spear cleanly penetrates from the guy’s palate to the brain.

    The mouth, which closes due to inertia, grabs the teeth and somersaults out, landing safely on the guy’s bridge of the nose.

    Thud……

    A very clean and perfect kill with no blood on it.

    25th floor boss.

    As expected, one-shot cut.

    “Easy!”

    • ..
    • So annoying
    • What?
    • ..
    • Why are you angry?
    • That’s inferiority, of course I’m feeling it too
    • I broke through that with so much hardship…
    • I only feel sorry for the pigs…

    [The trial has been cleared. The reward grade increases with solo play.]

    Originally, the basic boss trial is usually A grade.

    [The reward grade is S. Please select a reward.]

    “Hehehe… indeed!!!”

    Finally, it’s time for Life is a Gamble to shine.

    A ridiculously overpowered trait that turns S grade into SS!

    Anyway, I’m going to choose SS, so I flip over the cards that came up on the back all at once.

    “Let’s goooo!!!”

    [A-grade Bad Summoner]

    Absorbs the final stats of the dead summon × 0.1.

    This effect continues until the summon is resurrected.

    <Gill Breathing lv.2>

    You can breathe underwater.

    Using 6 Divine Power, lasts for 6 minutes.

    [SS-Rank Secret Water Tank]

    Creates a subspace that can store liquids that come into contact with the body.

    Maximum capacity: 1000L.

    Any orifice is acceptable, and it can also be absorbed through the skin or hair.

    However, the outlet is the uterus.

    Lee Do-hee stopped moving as if time had stopped, moving only her eyeballs to read it again and again.

    Drip, drip…

    Lee Do-hee’s eyes went from top to bottom, then back from top to bottom…

    She read it over and over again as if she couldn’t believe it, but the already determined reward wouldn’t change just because she read it again.

    Why, why?

    Why is something like this SS-Rank? Why, of all things…?

    “Ah… heavens!!”

    • Do-hee’s heart shattered lololol
    • Wow, the first one was really good, if that had come out as SS lololol
    • lolololol
    • I knew it.
    • Water tank is good, right? You can store semen and convert it all with Divine Power.
    • Not milliliters, but just liters?
    • I don’t know, it’s good lol
    • You said you’d choose SS, right?
    • Kya, as expected of SS-Rank! Let’s choose it right away?
    • Is it shooting a water cannon from the pussy? lol

    [DoheeTunaSoDelicious donated 50,000 won]

    The Tower is fair.

    “……”

    • Lively Do-hee is all dejected
    • lolololol
    • Pussy water cannon go go hyot!
    • Who’s the water cannon joke lololol
    • First human to advance to Mars with a pussy water cannon!
    • I’m going to Mars~ (with my pussy)
    • Pshhhhhhhh~~~!!
    • Hehe~ Water cannon firing! (with my pussy)
    • You crazy bastards lololol

    “No…”

    Tap tap…

    King Pig patted my shoulder with his trotters as if to comfort me.

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