108 – Dance with the Pig

I wasn’t too worried about the 23rd floor trial.

Unlike the 22nd floor, which had a wide range of unpredictable trials, this one was just combat.

Some floors have unpredictable trials, even within the same floor, but others have almost fixed trials.

Like the 17th floor’s defense game, everyone gets the same trial, and the reward tier depends on how you solve it. Then there are trials like the 22nd floor, which give you completely different eras and settings.

The 23rd floor is always the same in structure, only differing slightly in difficulty.

The goal of the 23rd floor is to rescue hostages captured in a bandit’s lair.

This part never changed.

The official strategy for this trial is to have a party member who looks like a bandit disguise themselves and join the bandit camp to figure out its structure and size.

Then, the normal method is to call in reinforcements from outside or set a fire to create a diversion, and then have a thief class secretly rescue the hostages.

The difficulty of the trial depends on the bandit leader’s stats, so caution is advised.

There have been times when people thought they could clear it easily after seeing the size of the camp, only to have a former Sword Master bandit leader appear and turn it into a bloody, limb-tearing party broadcast live, so the rule of the 23rd floor is, “Please don’t be stupid and fight head-on!”

But that didn’t apply to me.

“Let’s gooooo!!!”

I just charged straight into the bandits’ lair.

Bang!!!

The front of the bandit camp was easily breached by my body slam, and the mediocre bandits charged at me without even realizing the difference in skill.

Stab!

The neck of a bandit within my spear’s range is pierced.

More bandits charge, not realizing the difference in level.

Stab stab stab stab!!

The necks of all the bandits within my spear’s range are pierced.

A thrust that doesn’t give them a chance to recognize.

This is the power of achieving half of the first stage of Direct Heart One Spear!

‘Hmm… it’s a bit too long. Let’s just call it Direct Thrust.’

It’s actually a high-level technique that doesn’t need to be used on bandits, but wasn’t the purpose of this trial to practice Direct Thrust in real combat?

In the end, I pierce holes in all their necks with a single thrust technique.

“Who are you!!!”

The bandit leader was quite strong, but to me, he was similar to the fallen, ordinary bandits. He couldn’t even react to my thrust, and his neck was pierced.

Stab!

“Guaack!”

It reminded me of how I felt when I was getting beaten by Irene.

[Trial cleared. Rank increased due to solo play reward.]

Originally, I was supposed to safely return the hostages, but the trial ended as soon as I killed all the bandits.

[A-rank reward granted. Choose your reward.]

“Eh… there’s no true ending reward for this trial after all.”

I got an A-rank reward because of the solo play bonus. It was originally a B-rank trial.

Instead of useless equipment and skills, I chose two .

“Ah, I should have saved the Skill Enhancement Tickets I got last week!! I could have leveled up Haste!!!”

• Tsk tsk
• Is she just going to use that on strength again?
• This is why retail investors die
• What does that have to do with investing lol

I won’t use them carelessly this time and will save them carefully.

I quickly finished the somewhat disappointing trial and returned to the waiting room.

“Ah, what is this feeling of unease?”

• The difficulty is usually like this
• Info: Usually 70% of trials are B-rank
• Damn, the difficulty is usually like this
• Why does it look so easy lol
• It’s because you’re always getting your pussy torn, but this girl is a goddamn munchkin
• True, her pure stat total is probably higher than a 50th floor Awakened
• I’m reminded. Lee Dohee. Amazing.
• So easy~

After fighting strong enemies all this time, experiencing such a low-power trial feels strange.

‘Is this what it feels like to be so bored you want to die?’

Demon King Liliana, myself, Sword Master Geomseong and the elite soldiers, even top idols(?).

The opponents I’ve met recently have been so strong that I’m mistaking the original trial difficulty.

Of course, that’s that, and I’m still itching for a fight.

Something inside me hasn’t been satisfied!

“I can’t stand it, I feel so stifled. I’m going to go up one more floor!”

A blood-boiling battle.

A life-or-death struggle.

Barely overcoming a near-death experience and landing a thrilling comeback!

Dopamine combat sex addict Lee Dohee.

Launching!

• Huh
• Okay, have fun
• Have a good time lol
• She’s in a different world
• Enjoy the pounding
• Bloody battles are fun
• Lee Dohee is so impulsive
• I’m offering 4th tier elixirs!
• At your level, anything other than an S-rank true ending is just a stomp anyway…

Whoosh!

‘Was the next trial supposed to take a while…?’

With vague memories, I feel my body scattering and start the 24th floor trial.

 

And at that moment.

There were people gathered around a gloomy and dark round table…

Their number was exactly six.

The leaders of the six major guilds.

“But why are we meeting in a place like this?”

Baek Haye, the leader of the White Night Society, Korea’s best priest guild.

She was fiddling with her phone, leaving self-praising comments on an article about her, saying, “As expected, Baek Haye is Korea’s #1 beauty!!”

“Shut up, that’s not the problem right now. That Geomseong bastard… I can’t believe he’s resurrected, we should have just cut off his breath back then!!”

The guild master of the Five Stars Guild. A man in golden armor slams the round table in anger.

His anger management issues have been going on for almost 10 years, so everyone is used to it and takes their hands off the table.

The round table is already made with incredible durability, so it won’t break.

“Hoo… let’s take it one step at a time, what’s happening with that Lee Dohee bitch? Black Curtain?”

Baek Dohyun, the guild master of the Golden Dawn Society, who is leading them, asks the guild master of the Black Curtain.

“…Soon.”

“Didn’t you say that a while ago?”

“She’s more difficult than I thought. Once she enters a trial, she often doesn’t come out for weeks, and now she’s broadcasting 24 hours a day, so it’s impossible to quietly kidnap her.”

In fact, their assassination squad was waiting until the end of the 21st floor to kidnap and rape Lee Dohee, but suddenly Lee Dohee overcame a near-death experience and challenged the 22nd floor all at once for a full recovery.

But they endured that and waited for a month.

So they were waiting for her to turn off the broadcast, but did she notice this and start broadcasting 24 hours a day?

Of course, they could ignore it and carry out the kidnapping, but the problem is being exposed.

Even if they aren’t exposed, it’s obvious that the people will rise up, saying that it’s the work of a major guild. It’s not worth risking the fate of a major guild just to kidnap Lee Dohee.

“But there’s still a way, right?”

“Of course. We’ve decided to hire guys who committed crimes in China and fled. They’re already being chased by the Chinese government anyway. They’re even happy to use this opportunity to screw over the Chinese government. We’ll be portrayed as righteous guilds trying to protect Lee Dohee.”

They intentionally open a route for the Chinese guys to kidnap Lee Dohee, who is full of elixirs, and reveal their identities.

And then they just pretend to fight.

The stupid people will think that the major guilds are trying to protect Lee Dohee because they’re the same Koreans.

If they create a hate campaign against Chinese and Joseonjok people with pre-prepared public opinion manipulation, the game is over. It’s a very meticulous plan that even exploits the people’s nationalistic feelings.

Whether Lee Dohee is killed by the Chinese guys or becomes a quadriplegic sex doll for the rest of her life, it doesn’t matter anymore. They just need to subtly make the other Awakened realize that this is what happens if they mess with them.

“Very good!! As expected, you’re reliable!! Hahaha!!! That rotten bitch will finally…”

“Wait, you’re handing her over to the Chinese? Aren’t we going to use her?”

Then, the guild master of the Steel Union, a large man who wasn’t interested in the meeting, intervenes.

“To be exact, they’re guys who are being chased in China too.”

“Yeah, there’s too much attention on us to deal with it ourselves, right? We can’t afford to be at odds with the World Awakened Association right now.”

“No, then delay it a little. Let me eat that bitch once too.”

“What?”

“Men are always like this…”

“Hee…? Pervert!”

Despite the women’s insults, the Steel Union guild master stubbornly says.

“I’m going to infiltrate her guild by borrowing the family identity of one of my guild members. We’ve waited this long anyway, let’s wait until the public’s attention dies down even more.”

Among the Awakened climbing the tower, there are men who are mistaken.

The delusion that the bigger the dick, the better.

If you have sex a lot in the tower like Lee Dohee, there are times when you get rewards that increase your dick size, but there are many guys who have only watched weird porn and webtoons who make the mistake of maximizing their dick size.

If you do this, you obviously can’t enjoy sex with ordinary women.

They scream in pain when you put your dick in, and unless you have a special fetish, it’s hard to fuck a woman who’s really crying in pain.

But if you don’t put it in all the way, it doesn’t feel good.

So there are surprisingly many people waiting for a woman like Lee Dohee, who can accept their giant dicks, like a .

Of course, the Steel Union guild master also has a super-sized cock.

“Selfish, only you?”

“Who says we can’t forge identities?”

The Steel Union guild master is met with angry gazes from the men.

“…Who said you can’t? No, you guys can do it too!”

“I see.”

“Hmm… All stats 16 isn’t a small number.”

“I’m more curious about the taste of that bitch’s pussy. Damn, how good is it?”

“By the way, they’re even interviewing with a lie detector, how are we going to get through that?”

“There are items for deception that can even trick the status window.”

“Ooh, can I borrow that too?”

Baek Dohyun and the women shake their heads as they watch the three men who are thinking about fucking Lee Dohee rather than getting rid of her.

“Hoo… enough, there’s something more important than that right now.”

In the first place, Lee Dohee isn’t the only person the major guilds are targeting.

They were sharpening their knives of revenge against the congressmen, businessmen, and civic group leaders who turned their backs on them during the last protest.

And this meeting wasn’t just about Lee Dohee or those small fries.

The most urgent issue right now is…

“Geomseong. They say he’s going to climb to the 79th floor. What are we going to do now?”

Geomseong of Korea.

He was the leader of the seven major guilds, but he lost his sight and was betrayed by the other guilds and fell.

He, who had gained enlightenment, is climbing the tower like crazy with his direct disciples.

His record, which had been stuck on the 72nd floor, reached the 78th floor without anyone knowing while he was briefly unguarded, and now Geomseong, who thought it was time, announced his return before climbing to the 79th floor.

No one knows when his skills returned.

“Hoo… is there any way to deal with it?”

“No. It’s been investigated that Geomseong and his 13 direct disciples all eat and sleep in the tower. They don’t come out at all.”

“Then what are we going to do?”

A long silence falls in the meeting room.

‘Where did things go wrong?’

Baek Dohyun loses his madness and ponders with a serious expression.

And after a while, a conclusion is reached.

“We have no choice. We’ll climb first.”

“……”

“Oh…”

In the first place, the 79th floor is a repeatedly cleared floor. The difficulty isn’t that high.

The important thing is the 80th floor beyond that. The reason they don’t bother climbing the 79th floor is just to buy time to prepare for that.

Then, the Steel Guild master raises his hand cautiously.

“Then the Lee Dohee rape plan…”

“Is that the problem right now? She’s fucking all she wants in the tower anyway, right? We can’t postpone our plan for just one woman. The moment Geomseong clears first, we could be finished.”

“Oppa, get a grip. That bitch is an enemy we have to get rid of.”

“Haa… why do you want such a slut so badly? Are you in love?”

Baek Dohyun and Baek Haye.

And the Steel Guild master closes his mouth with a somewhat dejected expression at the joint attack of the Red Magic Tower guild master.

The plan to get rid of Lee Dohee will just use the Chinese guys as originally planned.

With that, the meeting ends, and everyone leaves.

The three men who planned to rape Lee Dohee had somewhat dissatisfied expressions.

 

Lee Dohee slowly opens her eyes, feeling like she’s regaining consciousness.

A mountain so high that clouds hang on it.

And a crudely made, shabby altar catches her eye first,

“Ooh…!! Savior!!!!”

“Our savior has descended!!”

“Finally!!”

“Huh…”

As soon as I was summoned, countless zealots were prostrating themselves below the altar.

And they weren’t humans…

“Pigs?”

They were large pigs.

‘What the…’

[You are the savior of the Mechakucha Kingdom founded by the Pukt people. Help them overcome the crisis!]

“What… kingdom?”

I didn’t say anything about why they named it like that. The pink pigs dressed in clothes were looking at me with sparkling eyes.

The keyword for the 24th floor is “tribal warfare.”

‘This is usually what this floor is like… but I’ve never seen pigs before?’

In my past life, I led an orc army and fought lizardmen on this floor.

Humans don’t exist on this planet. So they treat us humans as agents of God, saviors, or incarnations of God who have descended to the lower world by some means.

People who challenge the 24th floor become the saviors of any tribe living on this planet and drive out the competing race by leading them.

Usually, people are only summoned to tribes where fierce tribal warfare is taking place, so it ends when they solve that.

Whether I make a puzzled expression or not, the pigs start dancing with joy at the fact that the savior has finally been summoned.

Of course, they are a little different from ordinary pigs.

First of all, they can walk on two legs, handle weapons, and have intelligence. They also dress differently depending on their status, and they know how to play musical instruments.

Ting-a-ling~ Ting-a-ling~~

The pigs shake their bodies excitedly and dance to the cheerful lute sound.

“Hooray!!!”

“We’re alive now~~!”

“Play the music~~”

“…..”

‘Why are they dancing so excitedly…’

They’re shaking the trotters on their short arms and legs so enthusiastically that I feel awkward just standing there.

And then, someone comes up to the altar, breathing heavily.

“Huh?”

“What is it? Are you… a subordinate of the garrison commander?”

Everyone here guessed that something serious had happened from his expression, and they all stopped dancing and playing instruments.

The altar becomes quiet.

His urgent voice echoes.

“Kkul!! It’s a disaster! A large-scale attack! The Kalif tribe is leading a huge army… Kuek!!”

‘What…’

A sharp stinger like a wasp’s stinger pierces through the soldier’s stomach.

“Kueeee….”

The soldier tries to resist to the end, but pincer-like blades come out from both sides of his neck and snip! Cut off his head.

Pshhhhh…

The pig’s head flies off and blood gushes into the sky.

Thud.

The moment the flying head falls at my feet,

The pigs who were dancing and having fun scatter in all directions in a panic.

“S, save me!!”

“I’m the king. Protect me… Kuek!”

“Kkuuuuuul!!!”

‘What’s going on…’

I raise my head to check the identity of the attacker.

The attacker is a giant wasp about 2m tall.

Weeeeeeeee!!!

And starting with that guy, giant wasps come up to the altar one by one, and soon hundreds of them cover the sky.