121 – 27th Floor: End of Civil Life Experience

So ends the fourth night of madness, and the fifth day begins.

And they sense something is off.

“What’s this? Why am I stronger than usual?”

“I’ve become a powerhouse!”

They hadn’t noticed much when it was just the hotel guests, but with the hole-sharing husbands nearby, their stats increased by an additional 300%.

With an extra 300%, it was almost four times as strong.

They might not have noticed yesterday because they were constantly drinking and feeling a bit tipsy, but when they woke up in the morning, they had become superhumans. It was impossible not to notice.

Especially agility. Even if strength and defense were one thing, agility, when it increased by a certain amount, just made the world look different, so it was bound to be noticeable.

‘I’m screwed.’

If they didn’t do something about this, someone from somewhere would come to investigate. They couldn’t reveal it was due to the hole-sharing husband ability, so they embellished the story a bit.

“What? Princess, you had such an ability?”

They roughly lied, saying they had received the ‘blessing’ of the Goddess of Life in ancient ruins when they were young.

Evidence?

“This is the evidence.”

The indelible womb tattoo was the proof.

“Ooh!”

Max’s Inn opens for business.

[Receive the Goddess’s Blessing with every Cream Pie purchase!]

Since it’s been exposed anyway, let’s use it!

*

Day 5.

Now, the cream pie had become a popular city delicacy that people lined up to eat.

Rumors even spread that it improved one’s health, and even the lord’s knights and a few nobles came by. Some of them seemed to recognize my face, tilting their heads at me.

‘Is this okay…?’

They were nervous about getting caught, but that thrill made their pussy more sensitive than usual, so they felt everything more intensely.

Day 5: Max’s Cream Pie, highest sales ever!

*

Day 6.

The day before the last.

The rumor that eating cream pie in the city granted the Goddess’s blessing had been proven true, causing a huge commotion, but surprisingly, my identity hadn’t been exposed.

What? A whore at Max’s Inn looked similar to the princess competing for the crown prince’s hand?

Even if one or two people recognized me,

‘Why would a princess be whoring around here? Are you crazy? You’ll get arrested if you say that!’

‘Why would a princess be here…’

‘Seriously, does that even make sense?’

The rumors were so sensational that no one believed them!

Even though the world was going crazy, and absurd rumors and scandals were floating around, the preposterous claim that ‘the princess is whoring around!’ was hard to believe.

Even if someone bought a cream pie with doubts and asked the person who ate it,

‘Where’s the whore at Max’s Inn? There’s only the best chef there! She’s pretty too, maybe some brothel or bakery is spreading false rumors because their sales are down!’

They desperately turned it into a false rumor to avoid getting caught for their adulterous sex, so there was no way the reporting would be accurate.

Even if someone went there in person,

‘Hmm… there’s no way that fat pig whore is the villainous Kalisha Crawford, she just looks similar’ – and it ended there.

Even the information department of the ‘Ruler of the Back Alleys,’ Elina’s backer who was fabricating these scandals,

‘Ugh… you’re bringing me this as a report? Is this insubordination? Are you telling me to report this to the higher-ups and die? Huh?’

It was cut off from below, below, before it even reached the ruler.

Besides, spreading false rumors about nobles was a serious crime.

Not many people were willing to risk their lives for a moment of dopamine rush.

‘Hehe, what were you saying? I didn’t hear anything.’

‘Is this guy planning to assassinate someone?!’

‘Hey! The chef at Max’s is not such a villain!’

The rumors seemed to spread, but they closed their mouths on their own.

Max’s Inn continued to break its cream pie sales record in the meantime.

*

So came Day 7.

Sadly… no, not sadly! Finally, it was time to go home.

Cream pie sales ended yesterday, and everyone else, including me, was packing their bags.

How was I going back?

The answer was in the necklace I received on the way here.

The necklace with a built-in shield magic would resonate with the warp gate when the time came.

The necklace that was blinking slowly would blink faster and faster, and then I would be transported, so I just needed to be outside in a place with a clear view of the sky.

Right now, the light was blinking about once every 20 seconds, and the cycle was gradually speeding up.

It was almost time to go back.

“Thanks to you, my wife is completely cured. Now that I think about it, I’m sorry for insisting, those guys probably wouldn’t have paid me.”

“Thank you too. I’ve sent my daughter’s academy tuition and living expenses for the next four years, so even if I die, my daughter will graduate safely and live well.”

“Hey, who’s going to die? All you have to do is keep your mouths shut, okay? But what are you planning to do now?”

Come to think of it, how was the evaluation these guys did being scored?

“Ah, we…”

Then,

Dong…!!!!

A loud bell rang throughout the city.

And everyone who heard the bell stopped moving as if time had stopped.

‘What’s going on? Why is it so scary?’

Dong!!!

The bell rang again.

‘What is it?’

Even without spreading my senses, I could feel something.

The dishes vibrated with the sound of huge footsteps.

Something was coming this way!

Dong!!!!

Three times.

Hearing that, a few people slowly moved their bodies and were about to say something when,

Dong!!!!!!

Four times.

The bell rang a total of four times.

“……”

Everyone’s eyes widened in shock.

“No, what the hell is that?”

I asked out of frustration.

It was Max who answered.

“Two bell rings mean everyone should prepare for battle, and three rings mean we need support because we have to fight to the death.”

“But it just rang four times, didn’t it?”

“Four rings mean we can’t handle it…”

“Can’t handle it…?”

“Run away right now…”

Then,

Thump thump thump thump thump!!!

KABOOM!!!

A huge explosion shattered the windows of the building.

“No, what’s going on…”

Looking out the broken window, the city that had been lively until recently was a mess.

The towering walls had collapsed, and the fragments were flying and destroying houses, and people were being crushed to death under house-sized fragments.

‘That wall broke?’

Embers, the city of adventurers.

I knew the walls were 20 meters high and reinforced with various magic, but they had been easily destroyed.

And some huge figure appeared through the gap.

“No, what the hell is that…”

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOAR!!!

I looked at the source of the ear-splitting roar.

The opponent was a very huge, muscular monster.

It was about the same height as the 20-meter-high wall, and the people around it burst like slime just by it passing by.

20 meters may not seem like much numerically, but it’s different when you see it in person. It was a terrifying monster that felt like cosmic horror. No, this wasn’t even a monster.

A disaster.

A disastrous being suddenly struck the city.

‘This is an event.’

Anyone who has experienced many trials knows what’s going on.

It’s an event that doesn’t relate to the ending, but you can get rewards that you can take to reality.

You don’t necessarily have to do it.

Of course, it may have a slight impact on the ending, but it’s just one of the factors that influence it, not something that completely reverses it.

Even if I run away without fighting, I can survive.

‘Still, I can’t resist the extra rewards.’

I summon my spear and run out.

“Kalisha…!!”

“Ah, where are you going, Kalisha!”

The hotel guests, including Max, were surprised to see me running out.

“Wait for me. I’ll take care of it and come back.”

Combat Maid, deploy!

“Huh?”

“No, what will we do if the princess leaves!”

“Please, avoid it!”

Leaving them behind, I head towards the broken wall.

‘What a mess.’

The city streets were a complete mess with fleeing people, dead people, and collapsed buildings.

I avoid the people and move forward, stepping on the roofs.

Rooooooar!!!

I see the target, which is carrying out a massacre rather than a battle.

‘A giant ogre? Something like that?’

Since it was said to be a place adjacent to the Great Forest, it was a place where you could see such monsters relatively often(?).

The reason I thought it was an ogre was because it had dozens of small, cute(?) ogres of 4-5m, who seemed to be its tribe.

They were quickly entering the city and eating people.

“Kyaaaaack!!!”

“S, save meee!!”

Crunch!

‘Seriously, what are these giants…’

I was originally planning to ambush it, but first, I save the people nearby.

“Help me!!”

‘Ah…’

It’s someone I remember.

It’s a little embarrassing, but it’s definitely the person who kept pounding my pussy while talking about dough.

Is this what they call fuck-love?

Strangely, I don’t hate people I’ve had sex with.

Is it because, whether it was rape or prostitution at first, we eventually became one and felt ecstasy?

Familiarity?

Most people may think of my sex as just physical pleasure, but I don’t think so.

My sex is more of a spiritual exchange than a physical one.

Each person touching each other’s bodies and feeling ecstasy.

An act of obtaining spiritual elevation regardless of appearance, and an act of reaching the extreme of joy.

The body is what moves, but what you get is a spiritual, ecstatic catharsis.

Anyway, it means that I would be a little sad if someone I had a relationship with just died or something.

Tadat!

Closing the distance in an instant, I jump towards the ogre’s head.

The view gets closer.

I stab the ogre’s head with my spear, which it doesn’t even recognize.

Squish!!

The ogre’s head is pierced, and it dies instantly.

“Huk…! T, thank… uh? Max’s… employee?”

“Ah… ahem, please evacuate quickly!”

I’m embarrassed that they recognized me, so I quickly send them away.

I save a few people along the way and finally face the monster.

Rooooooar!!!

The monster seems to have noticed that I killed its tribe, and it seems a little angry.

‘Wait, this is too big?’

It doesn’t seem like an event boss that would come out on the 27th floor… Is this what ants feel like in front of humans?

‘Is this… not an event?’

I don’t know. First,

Whooooosh!!!

I dodge!

KABOOM!!!

The monster’s fist slams into the ground, and the ground where I was just standing is dented, and strong wind pressure and stone fragments fly towards me as if my body is about to fly away.

An attack using giant mass.

As I’ve said before, you should never underestimate guys with huge bodies.

The fact that they survived with such a body means that they have reached a level where they can freely control their weight.

“Kuh… this is not easy.”

If I were hit by that directly, even I would turn into jerky right away.

I try to create some distance, but

The monster follows me in one step for every dozens of steps I take and stomps on me.

Koo-oong!!!

I predict the monster’s foot position with my shadow and avoid it.

Kuaaaaang!!!

My body jumps high and comes down from the huge vibration.

‘Damn it.’

It’s not overwhelmingly strong.

However, it’s a strong opponent that I have to risk my life against if I’m not careful.

‘Hoo… yeah, this is the trial of the tower. Let’s get nervous.’

I go under the monster’s feet and run towards the wall.

If I fight here, the city will collapse.

Around me, small ogres and even smaller people are fighting.

Thanks to the hole-sharing husband effect, I can see familiar faces playing a big role.

I ignore the others and focus on dodging as much as possible while figuring out the monster’s movements.

Why can’t I just hit its head right away?

‘That’s going to be a little difficult.’

There’s no guarantee that the opponent is using 100% of its strength yet.

If I recklessly charge and it suddenly swings its arm quickly, it’s over. I have to be careful because there’s no going back.

Rooooooar!!

The monster seems angry that I’m running away, so it even throws nearby stones.

Shoooooo…!! Pababababang!!!

I hear the sound of some kind of artillery shells falling around me.

‘Just a little more. Get a little angrier.’

To provoke the monster, I also pick up a stone and throw it at its head.

Thud!

“……”

KWAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Certainly, I think I would be very angry if I were hit by something thrown by an ant.

I can see that the monster’s face is now completely red.

Like an angry bull, it destroys all the nearby buildings and charges towards me.

No matter how good I am, it’s hard to jump 20m at once to attack. I can jump, but the problem is that I can’t get the meaningful speed to defeat the monster.

And there’s one more problem.

Time.

The necklace is blinking faster and faster, as if the warp gate is slowly opening.

That’s why I dragged it all the way here.

Near the wall that the monster broke through.

Tadadadadat!

I quickly climb the wall vertically.

The moment the giant ogre’s attack flies,

I kick off the wall and jump back, arching my upper body.

KABOOM!!

Using the wind pressure from the wall being destroyed as propulsion, I twist my body and fly towards the monster.

And in the gap where the giant ogre’s hand is temporarily stuck in the wall,

I sprint with all my might along the monster’s huge arm.

I activate all buffs up to level 4 and strengthen my body with divine power.

The one blow I’ve been waiting for!

“Haaaaaaah!!!”

I dodge the other hand flying towards me with a light jump as if I expected it,

And I thrust my spear towards the eye that is as big as my torso.

The monster’s eyes close urgently, but

The already accelerated spear pierces the thick eyelids.

Squish!