episode_0956

The association is a villain organization.

However, because the public perception is that they are a group that pursues justice but are a bit radical, things like this often happen.

“Eup, eup!!”

Here, there is a man.

He is a middle-aged man wearing horn-rimmed glasses, his high-end gray suit is stained with dirt and torn in several places, and his face is bruised from being punched once.

And now, the man is in the middle of a 5m deep pit on a mountainside in Jeju Island.

“All of you…! Do you think you can get away with this?!”

[Do you know how many times I’ve heard that sound so far?]

I exchanged the goblin bat for a field shovel and threw the dirt I had scooped up around me at the man.

“Wow!”

[It will sting a little. Because it is not just soil, but soil mixed with salt.]

It’s not like you have scratches all over your body, but it’s a fairly rough salt, so if it touches your skin, it’ll feel like it’s being scratched by pebbles.

[So why do you keep messing with people who are trying to stay quiet? huh?]

“This is oppression of the press! It is an insult to freedom!”

[That’s what they say when they turn people into devils. There is a lot of talk about trash.]

“This, this…!”

This man buried in the pit is the editor-in-chief of an Internet news company called Patriotic Ilbo.

Of course, he mass-produces third-rate gossip, selectively writes articles in exchange for advertising fees from companies, and above all else, he is a human being who has committed the most serious mistake.

[We will collect Taejo’s secret tapes from our organization and then delete them.]

“Oh, no! I bought it for a billion dollars!”

[That’s not something I care about.]

Slightly suppressing the urge to question whether King Taejo’s video had been purchased for a billion won, I once again threw the salt-mixed dirt with the shovel.

“Kaaa!!”

[ah. For reference, since I’m throwing it with a little mana mixed in, it won’t feel like I’m just being buried in a pile of dirt. Each pebble will feel like being pricked with a ballpoint pen.]

“Cha, better kill me!”

[It will depend on how you come out.]

I put the shovel in the ground.

[The person concerned will be too busy to even receive your apology, and the masterminds of our organization have already succeeded in getting the article published.]

“Ah, I’ll tell you! The woman who gave me the video! I will reveal the informant…!”

[Already confirmed through SNS. That woman, even after getting married, seems to have set a trap for King Taejo…]

The reporter tried to save his life by revealing the identity of the informant and the person who sold the video.

[Unfortunately, there is no point in contacting her already. Forgetting everything about you, I’m planning to receive a divorce suit from my husband.]

“What, what…?”

[You’ve probably heard of it. It is said that association bleaches the brains of those who are helpless.]

“Ah, ah…?! No way?!”

[You seem to think it’s some kind of urban legend or ghost story, but your opinion will change once you experience it for yourself. You won’t even remember it.]

I will say one more time.

Associations are not just good organizations.

[As a villain organization that dominates the world, we do not hesitate to adopt the methods and behavior of villains if it is necessary for us.]

“Now, wait…! If you’re going to erase my memories, why would you do this…?!”

[Who said they would erase memories?]

They said they would erase the memories of those who were beyond help, but they did not say they would erase this man’s memory.

[If you look at gangster movies, aren’t there villains who bury people alive? That’s just the way it is.]

“Stop it! This is murder! It’s murder!”

[Once upon a time, a goblin was said to be a psychopathic killer who only swings his bat at villains.]

“Well, that’s…!”

[If you swing the pen however you want, you must be prepared to pay the price.]

Finally, I lifted the shovel and scooped out the dirt.

[This is Taejo’s message.]

Just like that, he swung and threw it towards the reporter’s solar plexus.

P————a-billion!

“Ker, keuhuh…!”

[I have never been forced to do anything.]

The reporter, who was struck by a pile of dirt mixed with mana in the solar plexus, fell to his knees and hit his head on the floor.

[Tsk.]

There was a glimpse of wet liquid flowing down.

[Did I set the tone as if I was going to kill him for no reason?]

I went down and hit the reporter once on the head with the magical shovel.

Wow.

* * *

[Anyway, there are still so many things that I can’t tell whether I’m doing something that will break my head or not.]

As a villain executioner, he has been shown openly swinging his bat against those who kill people or become demons, but I sometimes think of such people every time I see them.

[If I catch you carelessly throwing away trash on the side of the road, you get hit with a bat.]

It’s because the act of putting on a mask and executing someone in front of the media is a serious crime like ‘murder’, but I’m not the kind of person who just overlooks misdemeanors or evil deeds.

It’s just that I have too much work to do in this world to punish all misdemeanors, so I tend to leave that to public authorities such as the police or heroes.

So, some people think like this.

Although what I’m doing is bad.

Since the desperate goblin isn’t coming to execute me, I guess it’s okay to do it.

Naeronambul.

There are too many people whose way of thinking is quite different from that of the general public.

And since such people do not know whether the actions they have committed are evil, they tend to think, ‘I will not be executed!’

[Do we need to create an execution AI?]

Beep beep.

A text message came in.

-All the flower snakes have been taken care of. Please give me instructions, goblin.

[Is this the mastermind?]

A text message from the mastermind saying the mission has been completed.

Beep beep.

-I answered the phone, but why suddenly…?

[no. Since I have some free time, I wanted to check what happened there.]

-Is there anything special? Those who agreed to have their memories erased in exchange for money accepted it obediently, while those who did not want their memories erased wrote a pledge.

Joo Mo, who answered the phone, was embarrassed, but sincerely answered the progress of the mission given to him.

-For a woman, if she has a really good memory with a man, it is a memory she does not want to forget forever.

[Even though I committed this with Korea’s greatest asshole?]

-Each person’s situation is different, but with the exception of the vicious snakes, everyone has something in common.

[What?]

-At least for that moment, I felt loved.

[crazy.]

I almost burst out laughing, but at the same time, I felt fortunate.

[It feels like watching a Hollywood trial.]

-Hollywood?

[Should I say it feels like seeing an ex-wife come forward to testify for the innocence of her divorced ex-husband?]

-Ah, I see what you mean. Although they divorced due to differences in personality, he was not a bad person who hit women or committed evil deeds. Did King Taejo treat women well enough that his ex-wife defended her ex-husband even though they were divorced?

[yes. Unless that’s the case….]

I responded by running Taegeuk Watch’s death-defying app for a moment and checking the progress and progress of the ‘Crown Prince Taejo’ operation.

[There is no way that 70% of women say that they will never forget their date with King Taejo and keep the memory of it, or that they will later enter the ‘imperial palace’ and become a ‘ninja’ who assists the crown prince by his side.]

-…You can become at least a level 7 civil servant just by remembering that you dated King Taejo, but you can’t just say that everyone is going to randomly talk about it. haha.

Joo-mo chuckles.

-Among the mother-in-laws, there are many who regret that if they had known this would happen, they would have let their daughters meet King Taejo at any cost.

[Just think about it. No matter how I try to mix it with the current King Taejo, the soup won’t run out.]

-I know. It might have been different in the Armored era, but now it’s the Hwangtaejo, so how could they do something like that? Wouldn’t it be better if he were to open up to the imperial palace later, enter Nain, and then be chosen by King Taejo?

[It’s a choice. Please express this once.]

-It’s true. Basically, every woman wants her own prince to come out to meet her.

[There is nothing I can’t say. It’s not like a prince should live with only one princess in mind.]

-Like a goblin?

[…I already have enough.]

These days, whenever I talk, I feel like I can’t even get my head around it, but I’m glad that there is someone I can talk to so comfortably.

[thanks. Celestia.]

-…It’s been a while since I’ve been called by my first name, rather than my mother-in-law.

[See how they immediately start talking when they are called by their name?]

-Isn’t that what you wanted?

[Now it’s up to half the honor.]

-Hehe. Isn’t this all compensation for sacrificing one’s own body and drawing aggro at Do Ji-hwan for doing things like that with female faculty members at the academy? Well, thanks to you, I was able to receive many things.

Joo Mo continued speaking playfully.

-There are still people among the masterminds who ask me if I really had a fling with a goblin, but pretending that something happened is kind of fun, right? This may sound strange to others, but…

[Being in a relationship with an S-class psychic is something to be proud of as a person.]

In reality, I never had a patriotic relationship with the mother-in-law; I only spread a smokescreen.

-Contact me any time you need. What can I say, I feel more comfortable cleaning up the place after the goblin sleeps than making fun of the comments of those who brag about sleeping with the goblin.

[I’m sorry, but I will have to deal with self-proclaimed ‘goblins and patriotic women’ from now on.]

At least as he is one of the few people in this world with whom he has formed a fairly close human-to-human relationship in a purely human-to-human sense rather than a patriotic relationship.

[Trust me, leave it to me. It will continue in the future.]

-…The housewife over there in Seoul said she retired and received a 40 pyeong apartment in Gangnam as severance pay. What are you going to do for me when I retire?

[You will receive severance pay after your 60th birthday, and until then, make sure to pay your bonus every time.]

-Are you planning on pampering me until I die?

[Jumo.]

It sounds obvious.

[If the soup never runs out, the mother-in-law has to keep working.]