episode_0951

March 31, 2026.

It’s already been a few weeks since I took the entire patriotic train to China and did various things.

today.

South Korea is planning one very dangerous and tremendous project.

-… Regarding the rumor that the Republic of Korea is planning to declare a new political system…

Turn on the radio.

Through wireless earphones connected to the Taegeuk Watch, the radio app in the watch picks up frequencies from all over the country and delivers a lot of information and knowledge.

-Do you think it makes sense? A new political system. Are you saying you want to amend the Constitution?

-The Republic of Korea is a democratic country where sovereignty lies with the people. Are you trying to deny democracy? This is Tao Huang’s plot!

-This is the work of those who disappeared over there and received orders from North Korea. This is the work of the remnants of the Communist Party who are trying to turn this Republic of Korea into the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea!

All kinds of rumors begin to circulate around the world about the political trends in Korea.

Sometimes, people talk about even slightly sensitive things, but people listen to rumors to the extent that such comments are openly aired on radio current affairs broadcasts.

“Giwoo. What will change if our country becomes an empire?”

In front of the table where I am sitting, a woman who looks like a college student asks the man across from her.

“I don’t know. It’s an empire. Are there any countries that are empires in modern times?”

“British Empire?”

“Then there is a king, right? So does our country’s president become a king?”

“Uhm, wouldn’t it be separate? No matter how much our country is a powerhouse of superpowers, I think I would be a little upset if someone with superpowers became king.”

A soldier named Ki-woo expressed his disapproval of the monarchy and imperial rule.

“If the king gives an order to fight and die, we must follow that order.”

“You’re a soldier?”

“Even though he is a soldier, he has little to do with the king’s name.”

“It’s the king’s order…. Oh, no. It must be the emperor’s command. Hehehe. How do I do this? Ki-woo, I think we need to take orders from ‘Dohwang’.”

Dohwang.

Even on the radio, this is a phrase that is often heard around.

“A. Why do I listen to the goblin’s orders? And who says goblins are emperors? I never voted for a goblin.”

The goblin emperor.

According to Jjirashi, Dokkaebi Do Ji-hwan is trying to unite various Korean people with special abilities to become the ‘Emperor of Supernatural Talents’.

“But if a goblin becomes emperor, at least there will be no villains in the country. Right?”

The reason the rumor spread so widely is because it is also an empty and ridiculous rumor.

“…A world without villains? That couldn’t make sense. No, it might be possible with a goblin…?”

When I think about such a vain world, it makes me think, ‘Is it okay?’

“If a goblin becomes emperor of this country, America will be taken over as is. Honestly, wouldn’t it be okay if he gave up the emperor’s position and we ate the United States of America?”

“If the goblin becomes emperor, will Cheon Ji-ah, the head of the company that is said to be the owner of America, become the empress of the Korean Empire…?”

“What do you think?”

“…is it a benefit?”

Why do they just call Goblin “Dokkaebi” and call Cheon Ji-ah Cheon Ji-anim?

‘I didn’t even tell you.’

I praise you.

It’s okay to say that a goblin is a goblin, but not adding ‘nim’ to the goddess of this world is blasphemy.

“He is the person who eradicated all criminal organizations in America while maintaining the political system.”

Planetary, or even administratively.

“Below, she has four SS-level people with special abilities as executives and has a goblin as her husband, but she is the 0th place person with special abilities, and all of them say, ‘In fact, the strongest person is the head of the company.’”

In terms of ability too.

“…The goddess who poured in a huge amount of money, about 200 billion dollars, since last year’s World Cup season, lives on this Korean Peninsula with her husband and daughter? ”

Capitalistically too.

“If you give up a presidential position and that happens, I think that would be completely beneficial, right?”

“I think so too.”

People in Korea are so crazy about Dohwang right now that even the couple, a soldier and his girlfriend, say ‘it’s okay’.

“You know what, Kiwoo? It is said that when the Tao Emperor ascends to the throne, the salaries of soldiers will also be raised.”

“What? How much do you want to raise? Will the Emperor give me a raise in salary before I am discharged?”

“…According to rumors, the sergeant is said to be paid the salary of a level 9 civil servant?”

“What nonsense. Where do you get the money for that-”

“In America?”

“…Is this correct, bringing money from the American continent and sending it to Korea?”

“I don’t know.”

South Korea is currently sitting on a money cushion.

Even before last year’s World Cup season, the company had provided a significant amount of aid to the Korean government, and even after Goblin won the World Cup with Doblin, it paid a huge amount of money in the name of taxes.

“How much money did they raise in America to give it away like this? …It won’t just be a one-time thing, right?”

“Spending that much money for one year, doesn’t that mean you’ll keep spending it in the future? When I listened to the stories of U-Tubers, they said that they have enough money to spend for another 100 years.”

In order for the company to utilize nearly a quarter of the land in former North Korea, the company poured a huge amount of economic aid into South Korea, as the taxes paid for land rent alone were enough to cover a portion of the national budget.

Although some people call it original.

“Keuuu. A daughter-in-law who brings a dowry to the West’s country in advance. It came.”

To the extent that the expression ‘dowry’ is used so openly, the current company has a very positive impression on most generations in Korea.

“In fact, that Westerner participated in the World Cup as a representative of America.”

“But you live in Seoul now. There, a patriotic train is docked in the sky above Seoul.”

This is because the Emperor mostly stays in Korea unless he goes abroad on the patriotic train.

“Hyejeong. I hear that kind of thing these days. My father works as a real estate agent in Busan. According to my father, real estate prices in Seoul are starting to rise rapidly.”

“It already started going up a few months ago?”

“So, that means there will be more trouble in the future.”

“Because of the Patriot Train? Can’t that train fly in the sky and go down to Daejeon or Daegu? Or Baek Seol-hee’s hometown, Busan.”

“Not only because of the patriotic train.”

Although I lower my voice.

“They say there is talk of returning the new capital of the Republic of Korea back to Seoul.”

The content contained in the voice was so serious that everyone in the cafe immediately perked up their ears.

“Hey, your voice is too loud…!”

“Keuhum. are you okay. How many people listen anyway?”

“But you never know. What if you say you’re going to speculate on real estate in Seoul for no reason and the goblin hears that and gets grumpy and thinks, ‘Then I should live somewhere other than Seoul?’”

That is correct.

He was born a villain, so if he shows off his frog mentality, he can move the patriotic train to another place right away.

“Perhaps you will continue to stay in Seoul?”

“What is the basis?”

“This is purely my intuition, but goblins would probably want to live in Seoul.”

“Intuition is the basis?”

“Okay. Otherwise, there’s no way you could have bought that apartment in Banpo for 300 million won, right? Now, of course, it has jumped to 3 billion, but…”

“So now the goblin is trying to create a new Republic of Korea and move the capital of Korea back to Seoul in order to increase the price of the real estate it owns?”

Something, it seems plausible.

“Do you think that makes sense?”

“There’s nothing that can’t be done. Well, this is a real secret, but my father’s friend from the Marine Corps is a real estate agent around here, right?”

“What, this time, the goblin has registered in Seoul?”

“No. Not a goblin, someone else.”

Seoul, the capital of a new country.

“They said Gwangikgong bought an apartment in Yeouido.”

“…How do you know that?”

“You know. Gwangikgong’s personal information is in fact public property.”

“…….”

“On Hero Wiki, the address where Gwangikgong lives is changed to Yeouido, Seoul…”

I found the rumor of that gossip.

“So, are you saying we should trust King God Wiki’s information and invest in Seoul?! With our wedding funds?!”

“No, Hyejeong. I mean…!”

“I already bought it?!”

“……Huh?”

iced coffee.

“I have an apartment in Seoul. My brother just needs to get discharged and come back.”

“Uh, huh…?”

“While I was in your unit, I already met and finished talking with my father-in-law, so what we need to focus on now is not real estate, but the wedding day, oppa.”

“Uh, uh…?”

Another patriot was born today.

“Welcome to the world of married men.”

I thought I knew everything, but in reality I paid my respects in silent prayer to a young man in this country who was cursed without knowing anything.

“Now, wait a minute. You bought a house in Seoul? when? Where did you get the money?”

“…You really need to be nice to my mother. My mom actually worked at the company’s Korean branch for a long time, but she received severance pay and gave it to us. Well, actually, we are moving into a house that is in my mom’s name…”

“Uh, uhh….”

Promises are meant to be kept.

“No, no matter how much the company is, it gives you severance pay enough to buy an apartment in Seoul…? Is your mother even an executive at a company?”

“That’s not true. I was told to choose between receiving an apartment in Neo Dongtan or an apartment in Seoul owned by the company, and I just received it from Seoul.”

“Huh….”

A reward for those who worked hard for the organization.

“Mother-in-law, what on earth did you do…?”

“Juttak.”

“……???”

“Okay, oppa, quickly decide on a date. Should I just do it the day I get discharged? Or patriotic campaign?”

“No, hey, Hyejeong?”

“It won’t work. Oppa, let’s just get discharged. I will make sure you get discharged today.”

“No, there are still 10 months left…!”

“It’s perfect.”

The new Republic of Korea.

“If we increase the population of this country by getting married and having children, that is our national defense obligation.”

He is quite sincere in taking care of the future of this country.