episode_0871

Even though I have the image of a ‘crazy patriot’, I am not a sexist.

They say things are different, but this is different from those cases.

I also have a philosophy.

I was born as a man, and since this possessed body is also a man, there are ideal parts that I desire.

But just because I was possessed in a book.

No matter how patriotic he is, he has relationships with nearly 10 women.

After making two women pregnant, there were eight other people who wanted to become pregnant.

The goblin is crazy about Yasu, so I’ll try the honey trap!

If there are people who think that, they are greatly mistaken.

“Kim Yunji. I am not a brawler.”

“I know. He only says he is ‘patriotic’ when it comes to the woman he is truly responsible for.”

“Okay. People often think of patriotism as a simple sexual act, but the word patriotism is not just…’one night stand’”

There are areas where it may be problematic to speak directly.

However, since there is something that needs to be addressed in an academic sense, I decided to briefly change the terminology.

“The basis of the expression that people call patriotism when it comes to sexual activity includes the act of giving birth, nurturing healthy future talent, and the preservation and continuation of the human species.”

“…Dokkaebi’s patriotism has a grander meaning than I thought.”

“Of course. There is no act more sacred than patriotism. The act of bringing different life forms together to create another life. Isn’t that true even if you just look at the Genesis mythology?”

Isn’t the first page of the myth about creating mankind by creating ‘Adam’ and ‘Eve’ after the creation of heaven and earth?

“It’s not for nothing that we divide patriotism and treason over the same sexual behavior.”

“Can treason… be said to be a kind of hedonism?”

“That’s right!”

After all, Yunji Kim is a patriot.

“I don’t like simple one-night stands. Even if other people say they don’t care much because they are just doing what they want, I don’t.”

“If the goblin was a traitor…”

“It’s one of the two. You can either lose all your magic and go around like an ordinary person in a gen-rothed state, or since gen-roth doesn’t work, you just go around spreading seeds all over the world, regardless of whether they come to fruition or not.”

If I had a stronger tendency to treason, I would have tried all the S-class heroes from each country.

“I am neither a well-fed pig nor a hungry Socrates. It is said to be a goblin that consumes enough nutrients to take care of its body, but does not overeat.”

“But just like Jeonrang right now, people in this country seem to think of goblins as greedy eaters if you give them to them.”

“That’s right.”

This false prejudice is so scary.

“If it’s not coming from that side sincerely, then we won’t respond sincerely either.”

Therefore, if you are trying to make me into some kind of ‘Dojiwano Yasusuki,’ another purpose of this trip to Japan could be to break down that false perception.

“Tsk. Have you recovered? Should we continue sparring?”

I closed the door and climbed back onto the bed.

A large bed that can comfortably accommodate three people.

Traitors and so-called traitors think that I’m here to wrestle on the bed with random women, but I’m a man who manages things thoroughly.

“If you feel uncomfortable on the bed, you can go out to the pool over there.”

“…Then everyone will know that we are doing this.”

Yunji Kim stands up.

After covering her body with magical power like a sports bra and hot pants, she raises both fists in front of her and covers them with electricity.

“Raise your guard. Training is not over yet.”

“You’re talking like a teacher.”

“When it comes to boxing, I am the teacher.”

“But now my special ability is boxing?”

I also wrapped my two fists with magical power.

“Anyway, these Seongjin-guk people think that they only see certain things with their eyes, and that’s just the way it is. If you sweat a little and the bed creaks and shakes a lot, then that’s it.”

“…Isn’t it the fault of the person who cheated?”

Yunji Kim glanced to the side.

“I hope you brought a diffuser that smells like chestnut flowers.”

“It’s the fault of the person who was deceived.”

just.

After turning on the diffuser containing the scent of chestnut flowers in the room, they are practicing ultra-close combat in the limited space of the bed, with their bodies close to each other naked.

“Because I was really sparring like this, they thought I was going to throw it into the sea instead of a mat.”

Bird–a liquid!

Yunji Kim’s lightning punch, which has recovered her stamina, passes by the side of my head.

“If I was truly patriotic and interfered, I would have returned to Korea right away.”

“You said you don’t have one-night stands?”

A fist flying straight ahead.

“Uh huh.”

I deflected Kim Yun-ji’s fist with my guard and then threw a hook at Kim Yun-ji.

“What I do with you is patriotic.”

“…….”

“Putting more magic power into your fist and hitting because you’re embarrassed is-”

I continued sparring on the bed throughout the night.

* * *

Osaka Port.

“Did you do it until dawn?”

“Yes.”

“My goodness, how much did they harass the Emperor.”

“As expected. If you want to deceive the enemy, the correct answer is to deceive your allies first.”

I gave a thumbs up to Nadeshiko, who brought breakfast under the guise of room service.

“I didn’t do what you think.”

“…What are you talking about? They said it all night long enough to shake the Japanese archipelago. Who do you think is a fool?”

“I worked hard to fool even a fool. Super close combat sparring.”

“What?”

“I don’t know anything else, but I’m good at this one thing.”

I pretended to extend my fist into the air.

“…Pear bread?”

“Is this crazy?”

“No, then did you two wrestle on the bed during the night?”

“Wrong prejudice is so scary. Yunji Kim. Explain.”

The shower room door opens.

“Explanation?”

“Okay. I’ll dry your hair, so sit down and explain.”

“Thank you very much.”

I heated my hands with magical power and pulled Yunji Kim’s hair like a comb with my fingers to dry her wet hair.

“As an explanation… Nadeshiko probably thinks that I was crushed under the goblin and left even before I took a shower.”

“…No?”

“Yes. No.”

Kim Yun-ji, wearing a white gown and wrapping her wet hair with a towel, sat down at the dressing table, bowing her head slightly toward Nadeshiko.

“After getting on this ship, I did not do anything ‘beep’ with the goblin.”

“…Thank you for telling me about the sound effect, so you didn’t do this?”

Nadeshiko gestured towards me with an expression of disbelief.

The act of inserting and removing the thumb from a loop made with the opposite hand.

“Okay. I heard you practiced sparring in close combat.”

“Oh my god. really? Did you really stay up all night in a super healthy competition of abilities?”

“No one will believe it. The Japanese hero community translated by the masterminds… Just look at the reactions in the thread.”

“…Ah, that’s right. It’s the same for me right now, and so is Jeon-rang.”

What is the hottest post on the Japanese hero thread?

I wonder what the goblin and the thunderbolt are doing in the suite, causing the lightning to flash.

What posture do the two have, what tools do they use, and how do they do it?

Beyond sex drips, there are all kinds of delusions that are practically the equivalent of defamation.

“Huh, Yunji Kim? Are you okay?”

“I’m fine. …I think what Nadeshiko asked meant something different.”

“Well, just now, people are tying Kim Yun-ji up with goblins and are just having strange delusions.”

“Well, I don’t really care.”

Yunji Kim answered sincerely.

“People who do ALPES are not people who don’t tell people not to do it.”

Because this is someone who actually thinks that way.

“In Korea, it was already called an imaginary pregnancy, but what does it mean now that we have to spread all kinds of delusions on the Internet?”

“Well, I know. But should we say that the water level in Korea and the water level in Japan have slightly different meanings…?”

“Didn’t Nadeshiko go through something similar?”

Yes.

“I know that the sentence of awakening sung by patriotic master Do Ji-hwan went down around the same time as me.”

“That’s right.”

There was a time when Nadeshiko and Do Ji-hwan were at loggerheads.

“But at that time, it was a special situation called the World Cup, and there was not as much attention as there is now.”

“For me, there isn’t much difference. Even if I were to see the contents now, I wouldn’t be swayed too much.”

“Why?”

“If you are simply trying to liberate your sexual desires through me and the goblin, I can completely understand.”

Surprisingly, Yunji Kim has quite the temperament of a great person in this regard.

“To be honest, I understand people making rude comments while looking at my photos or videos.”

“What, what…??”

“Because it’s pretty.”

“In the past, I used to answer that it was because I was a hero.”

“That’s an official answer, and wouldn’t it be okay to speak honestly in a comfortable setting like this?”

“Hmm…thank you for that.”

Nadeshiko scratched her cheek and smiled slightly.

“But don’t do that until you see it in person. Our kids’ delusions are really serious. Is it possible that the Thunder x Goblin doujinshi will be released at Comic Market in half a year?

“Isn’t Nadeshiko already out?”

“…….”

“After meeting in Osaka last year, I know that the Dokkaebi and Nadeshiko doujinshi were the biggest sellers at the winter comic market.”

Nadeshiko avoided eye contact.

“…Is it uncomfortable?”

“There is no need for me to be uncomfortable.”

I dried and combed Yunji Kim’s hair neatly and turned my head to Nadeshiko.

“If you want, you can make something like that or deal with those who are making a living by using the masterminds. Just like it was in Korea.”

“Hmm… I wish they could get rid of it all first.”

Nadeshiko thought for a while before answering.

“…Wouldn’t it be okay to leave at least one innocent monster whose opponent is a goblin as fodder?”