episode_0684
by adminThe World Cup is an event for everyone.
With heroes coming from all over the world, I thought that this organization would naturally be paying close attention to the World Cup.
Hwalbindang.
As the villain of the Hwalbindang was involved in the Mt. Geumgang honey thief incident in the first place, the Hwalbindang is now moving secretly everywhere.
For example, eliminating a Chinese villain who is trying to plant a bomb in a World Cup stadium.
For example, taking advantage of the World Cup to get rid of the yakuza who are trying to take over the management rights of the condominium by putting forward Baji President.
For example, on the Korean Peninsula, I stop those who secretly steal natural resources and try to consume them like elixirs from martial arts novels.
And for example…
“What makes you think that? Are you wondering how Seonmudang knew that Do Ji-hwan was a goblin?”
The contemplation wasn’t very long, but Seonmudang started asking questions as if he had something to worry about.
“Huh? Are you embarrassed? I just said you were a goblin.”
“I was embarrassed, but that’s not what I was thinking about.”
“Then what is it?”
“Will the Hwalbindang be eliminated in this World Cup or not?”
“Aha.”
Han Seon-a and Seonshaman twitched the corners of their mouths.
It was as if she was saying, “If you can, give it a try,” and it was a little unpleasant to see her with such a small body make such an expression.
“Smart people probably know that they are smart, but if they show off to others, they will be disliked.”
“You’re showing off because you’re good, right?”
“If you are bragging about someone who is worse than you.”
I leisurely crossed my legs and leaned back in the chair.
“Aren’t you here for an interview? I was interviewed by the Hero Association as a patriotic master Do Ji-hwan, not as a goblin.”
“To draw a line. I figured out everything in the script anyway, right?”
“This?”
I listened to a script with simple answers written by hand on a printed questionnaire.
“The sentence of awakening, what is it?”
“Managold made by thinly spreading black snails. They decorated the auxiliary batteries as if they were S-class awakened people and made them use them. Ha, it’s really funny.”
“Hoo.”
Watching him brag about how much he knew in one answer, I was able to feel once again how strong of an ego this Seonmudang was.
“Then do you know why the emblem of awakening is shaped like that?”
“…Well, it must be the shady and secret taste of goblins and gangsters, right?”
“Let’s leave it at that.”
For the honor of a certain idea provider, I decided to take on the stigma of sentence design myself.
“That attitude means there is another designer…”
“I will never tell you who it is.”
“It’s a woman. Who is it? Iseon Yoon? Yunji Kim? Or Baek Seol-hee?”
“If you’re going to ask each person one by one, how about asking the names of all the women in the country?”
“Hmm….”
It may seem like a long shot, but I am one step ahead, even if I am a quick wit.
“Please organize the contents of the interview appropriately into an article. Above.”
“What is it? Are you saying I can use it however I want?”
“They say they’re going to make fun of me, so why?”
“It’s so weird to judge people for something. I’m just giving the facts as they are, right?”
Han Seon-ah twitched her lips, perhaps because the word ‘gilegi’ was truly offended by sarcasm.
“I’m afraid they’ll expose the Do Ji-hwan goblin theory.”
“Anyway.”
“…Goblin Doblin hypothesis?”
“Do whatever you want.”
“Doblin Seonbital is the same person and uses the ability to transform?”
“You say so.”
“…What is it, why are you so confident?”
Han Seon-ah looked me up and down and gave me a wary look.
“You’ve defeated all of the sunshades, so you don’t mind if your identity is revealed?”
“I know very well.”
“…….”
I feel like I’m speechless.
From my point of view, it seems like my identity was brought in as a believable blackmail material or negotiation material, but it’s not really a problem if I get discovered now.
“Don’t lose your hair making complicated guesses, just accept it as it is and think about it. Of course, any repercussions that arise from your writing an article are your responsibility and that of your broadcasting company. Is there a broadcasting station called NBS in the first place?”
“Of course it is. I came here to interview you personally because I was recognized by the Hero Association?”
“You picked the wrong person.”
“Are you saying I have that much ability?”
“Yes, yes. Because I know your abilities are great.”
I handed the script as is to Han Seon-ah.
“Take this and go back. Everything I wanted to say as Do Ji-hwan was written down there.”
“…It would be nice to summarize it in an article, but don’t the Seonmudang of Hwalbindang and the goblin of the desperate have a story to tell?”
“Not really.”
The Hwalbindang committed some serious crime.
The Hwalbin Party is currently having a negative impact on the Korean Peninsula.
Hwalbindang joined hands with the devil and became the devil’s vanguard.
Other than that, I don’t really care much about the issue of the Hwalbindang.
“At least, unless the association becomes the ‘tomb guardian’ of the entire Korean Peninsula, if the Hwalbindang does not cross the line by then, I will leave it alone for now.”
“…Ha. You speak confidently.”
“Because I have the skills to do that. The manpower to do so is gradually being prepared.”
“It’s no use trying to brag about being a clone. Even if no one else knows, I know as much as I do. It’s not that you guys have clones, but that you’re playing around by switching your masks.”
Perhaps the woman in this world who researches my actions the most and looks at them transparently and closely to the truth is Seonmu-dang?
“I think I lost a lot of hair thinking about that.”
“Shut up.”
“It seems to be real. be careful. People with supernatural powers, thought acceleration, or mind reading tend to go bald.”
“…….”
Seonmudang stopped talking.
This is because they do not just dismiss what I say as nonsense, but they consider what I say to be the truth and listen to it.
Of course.
Because what I say is the truth.
“Check out the Professor from ‘X-Force’. You have no head.”
“That was the man who played that role…”
“Because you use your head too much, your brain cells move more actively than others, and as a result, your head heats up relatively more, causing your hair roots to become weaker and damaged much faster, eventually causing all your hair to fall out. This is the part that people with mental abilities need to be most careful about.”
I’m not just making this up.
It’s the law of this world.
It is a setting created by the original author, and in fact, due to that setting, there is an unfortunate ‘woman’ who went bald despite being in her early 20s.
I don’t know exactly who it is.
“Already, you would have a headache because of the evil grave robbers trying to dig up the tombstones of people with special abilities, but if you pay that much attention, wouldn’t it be a pain? Just take it easy. If you cross the line, you die.”
“…That’s a line that the association arbitrarily decided.”
“The association decided what it wanted, but it is okay because the person who decided it is justice and God.”
Because it was decided by the leader.
“But do you have time to do the interview? The current World Cup is also a World Cup, but things are busy all over the world.”
“…That’s why I contacted you.”
Han Seon-ah took something out of her arms with a rather serious expression.
“We need desperate cooperation.”
“Is Hwalbindang officially requesting support?”
“…No, just me.”
“……?”
What is this again?
“The second-in-command of the Hwalbin Party is requesting help from the organization regardless of the will of the organization? Something strange must have happened inside Hwalbindang.”
“…….”
“If you don’t plan on talking about it, I can’t help you out. If there is no justification.”
“Justice….”
“I have already lost the fight with Hwalbindang. So far, I have only defeated a few Hwalbin Party members who blocked my path.”
From the Hibern Party’s point of view, I am an enemy who has killed or gen-rothed their colleagues several times.
“Are you asking for support from a goblin in the midst of a deadly battle?… No, are you asking for support from Do Ji-hwan, a famous patriotic general?”
“They are both the same person.”
“It’s different.”
“Well, can you please stop forcing me into concept play?”
Concept play.
I feel like it will hurt my heart.
“You said that when you asked for help. I am very disappointed.”
“…If I agree, they’ll come up with a concept again, saying something like ‘the goblin of Hwalbindang’ or something.”
oh.
“Seonmudang, you are too smart to be a person.”
“Because I’m smart, I didn’t come to you to ask for your help to do something about this messed up situation.”
“So what is that situation?”
“…….”
Seonmudang lowered his head for a moment with a serious face.
He seemed to be contemplating whether he should speak or not, even now that he had come to ask for help.
“If I ask you for help, what will you ask me for?”
“Nothing.”
“What?”
“I don’t really have anything to ask for, but… ah.”
There is one thing.
“Gyeolsa has created a new drug this time, and I would like you to use it yourself and promote it.”
“…Confession?”
“No. Hair growth agent.”
“……???”
Han Seon-ah’s head tilted to the side.
“After much effort, the group developed a new drug that helps people with hair loss grow hair.”
“…….”
“Should we say it is a combination of natural ability, science, and miracles?”
Maybe that’s because some of the scientists collaborating with the organization are brainless-
just.
The answer could be that humans study problems more seriously and with more interest when they are related to themselves.
“So what is the problem?”
“…We have a captain.”
“Heukgil-dong?”
“It’s Amgil-dong.”
“Isn’t he one of those people whose name is better known internationally than his official name?”
“…is it an abbreviation for undercover inspector Hong Gil-dong? Anyway, the captain.”
Han Seon-ah covered her face with her hands and lamented greatly.
“I’m going to cause an accident.”
“What is it.”
“……Attack on non-Korean finalists.”
“Oh.”
I was just wondering.
“As expected.”
Those who need Korea to win are slowly trying to ‘make excuses’.
“I tried not to bring this up-”
“Are you trying to get a concept by taking out Seonbital and pretending to be someone you’re not?”
“…….”
I secretly returned the Seonbital that I had tried to turn into a goblin bat back to mana.
“Not at all.”
“Then what is it? Are you thinking of a new concept?”
“…….”
today.
Hwalbindang is planning to attack non-Korean heroes.
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