episode_0602

Pregnancy retirement.

It was quite difficult when I first did it, but after I actually did it, no one touched me.

Even Choi Ho-jeong said in public, ‘Don’t touch Baek Seol-hee!’ There were almost no attacks on pregnant women.

I couldn’t say it wasn’t there at all.

But those ‘real’ people just need to come forward and deal with them.

Those who criticize women for using their bodies carelessly without wearing hair, all shut their mouths as soon as they heard the news of ‘pregnancy’.

Because of the taboo of not touching a pregnant woman.

And this woman before our eyes came up with the idea of using that taboo to deceive people.

“Miss Yunji Kim.”

“Yes.”

“Thanks to Ms. Kim Yun-ji, I have now become the rare piece of trash that has made everyone pregnant, including Baek Seol-hee, Yoon I-seon, and even Miss Kim Yun-ji.”

“…….”

She ignored the reporters and confidently entered the front door and entered Baek Seol-hee’s house. Kim Yun-ji, the emperor of the brain, remained in a kneeling position-

“Thank you.”

We said hello and drank tea.

“Although it was an imaginary pregnancy, Do Ji-hwan has become a patriot to the outside world. Please take good care of him in the future.”

“Anyway. They say you can’t see a hole for even a thorn to fit in.”

“There are some holes for Do Ji-hwan’s awakening period to come in.”

“That won’t work. Why are all the S-class people saying strange things? I need to get some serious education soon.”

“In bed?”

“…….”

Even Yunji Kim plays pranks.

I couldn’t say anything because he was saying this with a relaxed expression, and unlike his usual tense expression, he looked much more relaxed.

“Mr. Yunji Kim.”

“I know. People are swearing at a man named Do Ji-hwan right now. But thanks to me, you were able to overcome other suspicions, right?”

“What suspicion?”

“Pedojihwan.”

“…….”

Kim Yun-ji pointed to Yun I-seon, who was sitting quietly next to her.

“It’s hard for me to say this, but thanks to me, people can no longer have misunderstandings about me getting Lee Seon pregnant. Are you thankful to me? Thank you for helping me get rid of the pedo suspicion.”

“Sister. I’m not really that young, am I? How is this a pedo?”

“I don’t know about you, but there were some people who saw your Firefox on the internet and said, ‘It’s bad.’”

“Ugh…. I really hate it.”

Yun I-seon immediately released her magical powers and turned into a tall woman with a similar physique to the fire fox – Kim Yun-ji.

Thanks to changing the mana with my body, my mana bag swelled to the point where it couldn’t even be compared to Kim Yun-ji’s, but that was the same even before the transformation.

“There was a story like that among the comments that were censored a while ago. Can I do it?”

“What is it?”

“Dojihan died who abolished the rarest loli big breasts.”

“You’re crazy.”

There is something to be acknowledged.

Yun I-seon’s body type was clearly not an ordinary one, and even among the so-called Lolitas, her appearance was like an oasis in the desert to those who had abnormal sexual desires such as ‘But my breasts should be bigger’.

However, from their point of view, that appearance became just an ordinary tall, busty woman as they grew up, so it would not be pleasant for those perverts who most supported their true appearance before awakening to chew on Dojihwan.

“Congratulations. If you’re S-class, you can at least get rid of the ‘pedojihwan’ image of being a libertine who gets pregnant with everything regardless of ice, fire, or electricity.”

“You’re telling really terrible stories so casually.”

I am a fedora.

That doesn’t make sense.

“Now. Go ahead and say thank you to me. Thanks to the fact that I retired while pregnant with Do Ji-hwan’s child, Do Ji-hwan was able to become Korea’s healthy child with a normal sexual desire. Follow along. Thank you, Brainy Yunji.”

“Thank you so much, Yunji the Brain. For helping me shake off the suspicions of pedophilia placed on me.”

I’m not sure if it’s something we should be thankful for, but Kim Yun-ji had morning sickness in front of people, so the word ‘suspicion’ was added to an article on the wiki.

“So, we have about 10 months to do similar closing training, so what do you both plan to do? There must be work to do while missing the World Cup.”

“Hmm…research this ability and advance to SS level?”

“I am also similar. As I pursue my personal growth, I plan to develop the strength to deal with S-class villains, demons, and more.”

No matter how much the world claims it is pregnancy retirement, to them it is just ‘childcare leave’.

In fact, neither of them are pregnant, but if the time earned through false parental leave is used for humanity rather than for individuals, Hwan’s will will be understandable.

Sometimes, a hero must deceive everyone in the world in order to protect the world and achieve justice.

That’s it now.

“Sister. In the future, if I find out that you are a goblin, then I really plan to become pregnant with the goblin’s child, right? How are you?”

“Hmm… If I get pregnant too, there will be too much work for Lee Rin over there, so I think I can do it after you give birth.”

“Oh, are you thinking about getting pregnant?”

“If I get pregnant with another boy here, people will think of me as a shameless person who used Do Ji-hwan to become stronger and have a relationship with another man.”

“…….”

Kim Yun-ji’s words made me dizzy for a moment.

“Isn’t that so? Beyond receiving help from a patriotic master, she developed a crush on the patriotic master and gave birth to the patriotic master’s child. Then people in the world will just think that’s it. Even though the man goes around putting arousing devices on various women, at least I think his gaze towards me is pure love for one man. But it’s different if you marry another man.”

As Kim Yun-ji said.

“Everyone in the world knows that my first child was Do Ji-hwan, but if I marry another man and have a child, what will other people say about that child?”

“That’s too much of a stretch.”

“Someone could do that to break the spirit of their child. For example, if my child became an S-class lightning magician. At that time, the villain did that to my child. Your talented father is Do Ji-hwan! Say.”

“…….”

“Your mother actually became stronger because of her patriotism with Do Ji-hwan, and then she married your father and gave birth to you! Your genetic father may be your father, but it is Do Ji-hwan who made you into such a strong and talented person!”

“I think it’s too much to worry about.”

As I said, the villain actually touches the mentality like that.

Pad lip is a standard feature.

“Even if it’s excessive worry, I’m thinking that way right now, but there’s no law that says you can’t think that way just because you’re a villain. I don’t want my children to have their mother as their weak point.”

“A patriotic child born with Do Ji-hwan?”

“It’s not a big problem to hear people say, “You must be happy because you have multiple mothers,” but wouldn’t it be a bigger psychological blow to hear people say things like, “You must be happy because you have two fathers?””

“…….”

And the Emperor’s plan is to prevent his children from hearing such padding.

This is a story about giving birth to a child.

“Are you okay? The road to get married is blocked.”

“It’s not that I have to get married, and it’s okay as long as a man named Do Ji-hwan has now become a ‘nationally recognized intangible cultural asset.’ No matter how many patriots I create in the future, I have no intention of dating another man in the future.◦ @◦

While I genuinely think it’s okay for Yoon Yi-seon to give birth to a goblin’s child rather than Do Ji-hwan’s.

Yunji Kim has no intention of giving birth to another man’s child in her life anyway, but she says that she is okay with a man like me.

It’s absurd, but when I told people that I had an imaginary pregnancy once, did I even think about when I actually got pregnant?

“What do you think, Lee Seon-a? Isn’t this enough to qualify as someone who will give birth to a goblin child?”

“I acknowledge this as an honorary advisor to the Goblin Fan Club. A woman who will give birth to a goblin’s child must of course be a woman who has experienced everything with a goblin for the first time.”

“Why do I feel like a unicorn in reverse?”

A fan is forcing me to become a unicorn.

“Lee Seon-ah. Am I not allowed to date a woman who dated another man?”

“Yes. of course. Where are you trying to tarnish the brand called Goblin?”

“…….”

“Goblin is not your personal property. Goblins and patriotic people…no, correction. The story was implicitly based on the premise that everyone found out that Do Ji-hwan was a goblin. But since there is no particular connection between the two, I will say whatever is convenient for me. Listen carefully.”

Yoon I-seon spoke more seriously than when she spoke at the press conference.

“The moment you start consulting with a woman who even held another man’s hand, you become that kind of woman, just like all women who consult with teachers or have children.”

“To be precise, people will find fault in order to ‘make excuses’.”

“But what if everyone was a virgin? If your whole body wakes up with Do Ji-hwan’s awakening period, you won’t be a virgin anymore…”

“The image of a pure lover who lives with a noble and gentle attitude towards a man will be maintained. Then everyone in the world will know. Do Ji-hwan and all patriotic patriots are pure beings, and she will become a woman who will not have any relationship with a man other than Do Ji-hwan.”

“I’m going crazy.”

You’re forcing me into a maiden–or, to put it nicely, a unicorn.

“Persuasive.”