episode_0543
by fnovelpia
[In the past, Lee Min-ho is the person who said that if he was an Ignis, he would dance Zero Two in Gwanghwamun wearing only underwear]
Since I said something, I will keep my promise…
You may be arrested for indecency during a performance, so please keep your panties on.
Instead, I will dance properly
Comments abounded on the article he wrote.
From saying that wearing panties would be an eye terror so they would consider you wearing shorts, to even offering to give you money if you dance naked.
Some people were taken aback by the fact that he was trying to keep his promise, and there were also comments ridiculing him.
Regardless of the reaction, people liked his post so that more people could see it.
Since the bulletin board itself is a place used by anonymous people, it is rare to find the type of person who is willing to keep their word, and it was clear that if they really danced in Gwanghwamun, there would be a very interesting scene.
However, when Kim Seong-gwan’s post received attention, unexpected people started commenting.
-Tell me when you will do it. Let’s eat grilled pork belly next to you.
-Oh… I guess I should buy a tambourine. Playing music will be done through a Bluetooth speaker, right?
Likewise, others who had posted pledge comments also appeared.
When asked how they found out about the newly posted post, they also looked embarrassed.
-Someone plastered the guestbook;
-I forgot to leave a comment like that, but I was dragged in…
When Kim Seong-kwan showed signs of trying to fulfill his pledge, the comments below him were also dragged by their hair.
Still, since it is not compulsory, it is okay to pretend not to know and change your ID, but when you look at Kim Seong-gwan’s article, it seems like they are people with similar characteristics.
Or perhaps he was encouraged by Kim Seong-kwan’s announcement that he would be in charge of dancing, which was the most difficult promise.
All they had to do was grill meat or play the tambourine and sing while Kim Seong-gwan danced. The level of difficulty was much lower than that of wanting to dance wearing only panties.
In addition, as if they sensed that this would become a hot topic, various brands even announced their intention to sponsor the event.
-I would like to provide clothes to wear during the performance. Please contact us at the email in the guestbook.
-Outland Gear would like to sponsor a camping grill. Can you contact me?
-Don’t you need pork belly? I’m an official in that area, and I’ll provide it to you for free if you want.
Around that time, people also began to feel something unusual.
-what? Are you really doing this?
-Aren’t those comments fake? In particular, Outland Gear is a fairly famous camping equipment brand.
ㄴ I went into the guestbook and looked at the email, and it turned out to be a real business email.
-Uh, why is the size getting bigger?
-It would be so fucking funny if I no-showed like this haha.
ㄴ Then the atmosphere is ruined.
‘Don’t worry… Now I can’t take it out even if I want to.’
Seonggwan Kim answered in his mind after seeing the comment, not sure if he was worried about the no-show or hoping for it.
Those who contacted him included various sponsors.
Although it was a program that few people watch these days, a terrestrial liberal arts program sent an email to his account saying that they wanted to film him fulfilling his pledge.
It would have been better if I had just dived as if nothing had happened from the beginning. There was no way I could quit halfway if I received this much attention.
Since he had already written a post and promised to fulfill his promise, if he made a no-show here, he would not only be banned from online for life, but there was also a possibility that he would be expelled from the Urban Motion team who knew the situation.
He closed his eyes tightly and decided to think positively about this opportunity.
‘okay. Maybe it could be a promotion for our dance team? Let’s think positively… ‘
It was clear that it would be easier to use Gwanghwamun Square if the terrestrial culture program filming team received permission to film instead. I had no reason to refuse when they offered to take care of unnecessary procedures for me.
My only concern was that it turned out to be bigger than I thought and people were paying attention…
If you think you can promote a dance team, there is no other opportunity like this.
That is how the story that would later be talked about on the Internet as the Gwanghwamun Three Brothers began.
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“What are these people doing?”
“Well… ? I think something is going on.”
We approached the people buzzing in the corner of Gwanghwamun Square.
Although there were people gathered together, everyone was standing at a certain distance according to someone’s control, so it wasn’t difficult to look over their shoulders to see what was going on.
When I looked closely, I saw three adult men doing something in the center of the crowd.
Boom… ridge! Doo doo!
Chii Iikㅡ
“Your voice carried by the wind… It doesn’t change over time… !”
A man dancing wearing a black jumpsuit with a red picture on it, a man grilling pork belly on a mat next to him, and even a man singing.
An incomprehensible and bizarre scene was taking place in Gwanghwamun Square.
Janey, who saw that, asked me with a confused expression.
“… What kind of culture is this? Is it perhaps a traditional performance or something?”
“No, I have no idea what’s going on either… ”
Isn’t calling this a tradition an insulting statement in some way?
I know Janey didn’t mean it that way, but somehow my face felt hot.
I felt like I was being asked, ‘Do you see that?’
As a joke, I said I would give him a tour of Seoul and fill him up with soup, but I had no plans to show him something like this.
‘… ‘Is it performance art?’
The discordant sound in my ears sounded as if it were a place where a shaman was performing a ritual. Add in the clanging sound of the tambourine, and you’ll feel dizzy.
I think dancing and singing can be done, but tambourine and pork belly mukbang were a very strange combination.
I was shaking my head and thinking that art must be difficult, so Maria figured out the situation and informed me.
-I’m trying to keep my promise.
‘What promise?’
Isn’t a pledge usually a promise to set a good goal and do something in celebration when it is achieved?
What those people do… Of course, looking at the faces of the people around them, they looked happy, but the faces of those involved were bright red, probably because they were quite embarrassed.
Just by looking at them, I could tell that these people were not used to this kind of thing.
-When Master was streaming in Hollywood, someone on a bulletin board raised a question about whether the person playing Ignis was Master.
‘He’s a quick-witted person. however?’
-These are the people who assured me that there was absolutely no way the master was Ignis and that if that was true, they would do something like that at Gwanghwamun Square.
‘… … .’
-The dancer said he would dance wearing only his underwear, but perhaps because it was a public place, he wore clothes that resembled the master’s costume instead of underwear.
‘After hearing the story… ‘That’s a copy of my costume.’
I thought it was just a strange-looking jjoljjol.
It seemed like the quality was like a low-budget cosplay due to the hasty preparation.
‘I guess I was pretty sure I wasn’t Ignis.’
In the end, the reason those people were doing that in the middle of Seoul was because I played the role of Ignis.
It was a scene that made me laugh out loud.
Before I knew the situation, I thought this was some kind of bizarre thing, but now I don’t hate it.
In today’s world where even politicians don’t keep their election promises, isn’t it that they came out like this to keep the promise of a joking comment posted on an anonymous bulletin board?
At first glance, it seemed like they weren’t used to appearing in front of others, except for the man dancing, but it seemed admirable that they were trying to keep their word.
‘Looking at the cameras from the broadcasting station, it looks like they prepared in earnest. Come to think of it, quite a lot of people gathered, but it wasn’t crowded.’
It seems that it was someone from the broadcasting station who was controlling the gathered crowd to avoid confusion.
As I was looking at the scenery, an interesting thought suddenly occurred to me.
‘Wouldn’t it be a bad idea to use this to promote the movie?’
Three ordinary people came to Gwanghwamun to keep their pledges related to Steel Heart.
What if the actor himself from the movie suddenly appears there?
Still, there are no competing films currently being screened, so wouldn’t it be able to give wings to the box office success of Steel Heart, which is gaining popularity?
Since my only appearance was in the cookie video, I wasn’t able to participate in Steel Heart’s official promotional schedule, but with this event right in front of me, I didn’t want to pass it up.
I explained the situation to Janey.
“I’ll be watching from here. Come back.”
She seemed to become interested when she found out that these people were doing something like that in relation to the movie I was in.
After receiving permission, I took off the hat I was wearing and approached them.
“Huh? Oh!”
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