episode_0453
by fnovelpiaSo Jin Jang-myeong wears fake breasts and proudly puffs them out as if asking how he feels.
Cheong looked at him and said.
“There was a reason why it had to be elaborate.”
If you wear fake breasts as a disguise, of course you have to emphasize them.
Because it’s meant to be shown to others, if you don’t emphasize it, you’ll just look like a big-bodied woman wearing rich clothes.
Big breasts ruin the look of clothes.
So, it is Jin Jang-myeong who gathered together and exposed the goal.
For some reason, I suddenly became proud and looked at the way his shoulders were raised. Even though he was wearing fake clothes, he was showing off a lot of confidence.
In response, Cheong reaches out and squeezes the fake breasts as if it were natural.
Of course, because it is fake, Jin Jang-myeong is not surprised, but instead looks at Cheong with bright eyes.
“How about it?”
“Hmm. Something is subtle… … .”
For fake breasts, they’re pretty, what can I say, they’re definitely firm? Or weight? Is it so vague that it feels like a water balloon?
Whether it’s because I know it or not, it definitely feels like it’s fake.
Would it have been better if I touched it without knowing?
Is this the red pill?
Jin Jang-myeong seemed to feel uncomfortable as he nibbled on his chest and slightly tilted his head.
But anyway, Jin Jang-myeong, who had grown from a baby to a big-breasted baby, seemed very satisfied. only.
Cheon Yu-hak poured cold water on it.
“But didn’t I tell you? The best makeup is to change your gender.”
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A brother and sister walk through the market.
Their faces are so similar that anyone can say they are brother and sister.
In fact, the only part that resembles them is their eyebrows, which are thickly painted in the same shape, but strangely enough, that alone gives the impression that they are very similar.
What’s unique about him is that his older sister is as tall as a man, while his younger brother is much shorter.
This is Jinjang Jeong, dressed up as a fruit and vegetable.
Cheong looks like a smart woman who looks like she’s going to do something big at a big company.
Jin Jang-myeong is a young man from a very wealthy family.
A young master with his hair braided and tied around a white belt like a man, wearing a hero gun.
The chin was made thick and angular, the forehead between the eyebrows was raised, and then straightened all the way to the tip of the nose.
And with a large scar placed on her cheek, the girl’s womb is born into a very pure little boy.
However, he has a very sullen expression.
Anyone who saw it would think he was in a lot of pain.
“Why are you so upset?”
“I don’t know.”
“Is it because I can’t wear earrings? Now then, shall we go look at the earrings? Wouldn’t it be okay if I wore something completely unique?”
Jin Jang-myeong shakes his head at that.
“If you wear it while cross-dressing, you won’t be able to wear it later. What should I do if I come across someone with a very good sense of vision?”
“Ah, no matter how keenly you have a good eye, I wonder if they will notice the earrings.”
“I don’t like it if it seems even the slightest bit dangerous.”
“Hmm. Jang Myeong is wise… … ”
This means that I don’t like it if it seems like it could pose even the slightest danger to Cheong.
But Cheong didn’t really understand.
Look at how small this little thing takes a lot of risk, he is very scared.
Words must be conveyed accurately.
Cheon Yu-hak left, saying he would look for a detailed map.
At the same time, you two reveal your faces and use pseudonyms to find out more about Nosan.
‘Hmm, where are you interrogating me? If I just ask around, will I come across anything suspicious?’
‘Don’t the mountaineers know? ‘Try asking around at the apothecary.’
Of course, I didn’t really expect Cheon Yu-hak, who said this, to ask for any information.
It’s just a ploy to make people wander around in the wrong place, even if it means incurring resentment by making an alias known to the city.
Cheong was quite impressed by that.
Wow, does your head have to turn this much to make a leap of faith? Is it okay for me to take the next new dose? Wouldn’t it be better to pick up a smart kid somewhere and pass him on straight away? do.
anyway.
Cheong’s pseudonym is like a given.
So, Cheong snoops around the herbal medicine store.
“Welcome! Oh my, customer. Is there something you are looking for?”
I put on nice clothes and, above all, put that expensive baby face on my crooked nose.
Because it is made by carving glass or crystal, it is an extremely expensive and rare item.
Of course, instead of adjusting to eyesight like in Qing’s hometown, the method is to select and bring back the best of those made by craftsmen.
Of course, it’s a fake, so it’s just flat glass, but it’s still expensive!
And even the nobleman next to him.
When a customer who appears to be rich appears, the herbalist immediately runs out.
“I’m trying to see ”
“Ah, you came to see Sam! What kind of hemp did you come to see? Currently, the quantity of Korean ginseng from Dongi across the water is good.”
“Well, not dried ginseng. Is there any raw ginseng? I got Nosan Jeonggi and it was a bit fresh.”
“Oh my gosh, don’t even talk. Nowadays, mountaineers cannot enter the mountain, so the medicinal herbs from Lao Mountain have dried up.”
“Then, there is no fortune telling or shovel?”
“Yes, yes. There are some dry herbs, but you can’t get herbal medicines anywhere right now.”
“Tsk. What kind of mess is this? I came up from Namnyeong because I heard that Nosan wild ginseng was good.”
Jin Jang-myeong pretends to tell him not to worry.
“Goodbye! Sister, this isn’t the only herbalist in Jeokmuk. Let’s look elsewhere.”
hmm. Myeong-ah Jang. Didn’t you tone down your voice too much?
It’s such a made-up voice that anyone who hears it would be suspicious.
And what if I emphasize the name too unnaturally?
It was a prickly feeling, but the herbalist actually didn’t think much of it.
Anyway, as I walked around the market and the apothecary shops, I ate grilled skewers, fruit skewers, various illnesses, rice cakes, and, wow, fish cake! hmm? what? Is it really fish cake?
You may be wondering what this means, and what does fake fish cake mean?
However, fish cakes from the Central Plains are a special product of Hubei Province, where the priestess gate is located, and are a very high-class food with a history of over 3,000 years.
It is a fish cake from Jungwon made by grinding freshwater fish flesh and pork, forming a lump with eggs and starch, and then steaming it.
It didn’t taste like what Cheong imagined.
Should I say it’s too luxurious?
Of course, it’s very delicious.
But what about these fish cakes sold at the market?
A taste of home that somehow comes to mind, ah.
Yeah, sometimes you just need that cheap taste.
Be it the herbalist or the tammun or whatever, I need to eat some of this fish cake I miss right now.
“The soup is ready, can you give me 20 bowls worth of ingredients?”
“Yes? Did you just say twenty?”
“Twenty. Take the money here and give it to me quickly.”
The face of the owner of the fish cake stand, who sold twenty worth of fish cakes at once, brightens.
It would be nice to have curly fish cakes, but unfortunately, the only fish cakes from Joongwon are boiled in the shape of tofu and sliced thinly or boiled in bite-sized rounds, so that can’t be helped.
“Eon, what are you, sister? Eat all of that, okay?”
“You try it too. It’s absolutely delicious. It’s delicious.”
“This?”
Anyway, on the way, Cheong, whose purpose had changed to visiting market snacks, suddenly became serious.
Cheong’s sincerity is a very rare sight in Jungwon, where there is not enough things to do, see, or enjoy.
Even in the hometown of the Qing Dynasty, watching eating emerged as a full-fledged pastime not long ago, so isn’t it a timeless pastime?
Naturally, people passing by stop.
A pretty woman with a radiant intelligence for making and eating lined up bowls of fish cakes.
Then, wouldn’t it be like stuffing the hot steaming fish cake into your mouth and filling it up and making you mumble?
And how bystanders call onlookers.
What, is there a fire at the fish cake restaurant?
Another person wondered if this was a very good restaurant, and then, oh my god, there is a woman who eats fish cakes so badly! But it’s pretty!
Jin Jang-myeong seems to be uncomfortable with people’s gaze.
He grabs Cheong’s sleeve and pulls it hard.
It means let’s go quickly.
But Cheong remains steadfast.
If you miss this time, when will you eat again?
As a result, fish cakes decrease at a rapid rate.
The onlookers who were looking at the scene in amazement also became more and more curious.
Will the woman be able to eat all 20 bowls of fish cake?
A bowl that gets smaller and smaller.
The audience swallowed their saliva without realizing it.
Since it looks good when a beautiful woman eats it, let’s have a bowl of fish cake.
So, the moment you put the last one in your mouth, applause and cheers echo from the audience.
Cheong turns to the crowd, raises both hands, and responds to the enthusiastic response with a shout of victory.
“I! as soon as! This is Eon Yeon-young! A meat-eater who eats all the food in the world! That’s me! It’s a joke!”
Meat-eating fanatic? Are you crazy about meat? But why fish cake?
Hey man, isn’t fish meat? Fish meat is also meat.
It was that moment.
“Owner! Here are ten more bowls!”
A surprising declaration from a meat-eating fanatic!
The surprised crowd gasped.
After eating twenty bowls, ten more?
But the silence is short-lived, wow!!! The audience becomes enthusiastic and raises their voices.
“Meat-eating madwoman!” “Good-bye!” “Meat-eating madwoman!”
In fact, there weren’t that many ingredients in one bowl.
If you were to convert it into the professional unit system used in Qing’s hometown, it would be about this curly.
Forty fish cakes and twenty fish cakes are not that difficult of a challenge for Cheong.
However, it does bite me a bit… … .
Since people are flocking here, I need to sell more names at this time.
That was when Cheong was swallowing the fish cake.
“Hey, nerd. Did you say hello? How about eating something real instead of these cheap fish cakes? You can say you’ve come to Jeomuk only if you enjoy a proper banquet at Jeomuknoju, right?”
What is this again?
When Cheong turns his head, a man with a sword, or rather the man, and several other men behind him smile at Cheong.
That’s how you have to choose a location for even a rare event called Charyeok.
It’s already full of people wandering around looking for treasure.
Even if she covers it up with makeup and has a crooked nose, it doesn’t hide her beauty, which is the most powerful beauty in the world.
Seeing that there was a beautiful woman who looked formidable and without any weapons, wouldn’t it be strange that the bugs weren’t attracted to her?
Cheong stared blankly at the boy who broke into the event for a while.
What is this again?
It was a statue that looked quite sleek and would have made several women cry.
So, he probably did it with confidence.
“Thank you for your words, but I’m slowly getting full.”
“Uh-huh, you idiot. Don’t be expensive.”
Cheong’s eyebrows twitched at that.
Why is this kid crying at first sight?
Squeeze away your mischievous feelings.
According to the style of Cheong’s hometown, nangja is an expression used only when there is ‘something’, more than friends but less than lovers.
My friend is just Sozer. Lovers call each other by nicknames ranging from Gaga to all kinds of animals, and the section where they use the word nangja is just around the corner.
“Thank you for your words, but how could you carelessly follow a man from your mother’s side without knowing it? Please stop saying such rude things.”
“I don’t know you. I feel sorry for you.”
“Then do you know each other? This is my first time seeing you there.”
“Uh huh. If you know the name and the face, don’t you know each other? I am the large Fountain of West Lake Chiljeol. So, aren’t we acquaintances now?”
Cheong waited for a moment.
one. two.
You can’t hear them shouting loudly, whether they’re famous or not, but Cheong’s transcendental hearing picks up small whispers about them being the West Lake Seven Dogs and the Horny Dog.
The nicknames of Safa guys are different from what they claim and what the world calls them.
Usually, one letter changes after the end, and the world is usually referred to in a derogatory manner as devil, dog, pig, barbarian, slave, etc.
“I didn’t really want to know. Then, could you please move out of the way now?”
“Uh huh. Come on? Acting expensively. Why not just have one drink instead? Huh?”
“Drinking in broad daylight.”
“Then, shouldn’t I drink it until night?”
“Sorry, but I also have some business to attend to. Well then, that’s it.”
“Uh huh.”
And then he reaches out and grabs Cheong’s wrist.
Cheong cried out in joy.
This bastard touched me first.
So, when Cheong tried to wave his arm to fix his hair, he hit him.
“Stop!”
Cheong’s gaze, Jin Jang-myeong’s extremely unpleasant gaze, Seoho Chilgyeon’s gaze, and the gazes of the onlookers who were watching to see what was going on all gathered together.
There was one unmanned person with his face covered.
Looking at the crossed swords behind his waist, he appears to be a martial arts person who uses dual swords.
Then, the councilor lets go of Cheong’s wrist and places his hand on his waist.
Cheong tilts his head.
It’s strangely familiar. I think I’ve heard that voice somewhere before. do.
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