episode_0409

While Plum Swordsman’s mana was automatically drained and neutralized, I listened to the auction house situation in real time through my in-ear earphones.

[You’re crazy.]

[why?]

[Even if you don’t pay, you can do a full course for 4 days and 3 nights, let alone one day, so you’re paying such a high price to buy it.]

Even if you buy Do Ji-hwan’s time, what you end up dealing with is a goblin.

Of course, this is limited to those who know that Do Ji-hwan is a goblin, but I have an obligation to show paradise to my partner.

[But aren’t you happy that your self-worth has increased that much? Is this the cat fight you only heard about?]

[I didn’t really want a cat fight like this.]

-100 million yen!!

Finally, I crossed the line.

When I thought back on who on earth had paid such an absurd amount of 100 million won for one night with Do Ji-hwan, I realized that it was someone who could do that.

-Nadeshiko…? Hey, it’s 100 million won, right?

-I want Do Ji-hwan’s bat!!!

-So 100 million won… right?

-Well, let’s set it at 100 million won. sorry. Ho ho ho.

It was Nadeshiko.

[Japan, there’s going to be chaos. I gave her the nickname Nadeshiko Yamato to become Yojo Lady, and she made a fuss, saying she would burn 100 million won to go abroad and spend one night with a Korean man.]

[That’s how desperate it is. Even in Japan, they always send men with wolf-like hair and tell them to have children, but when you see Do Ji-hwan, you look like you can’t help but roll your eyes?]

[Still, isn’t burning 100 million too much?]

[It’s probably not 100 million, it’s 1 billion. They are putting pressure on the exchange rate right now.]

Nadeshiko called for 100 million yen.

In other words, in Korean won, it is 1 billion won.

With just one word of apology, it was a declaration of war to others that this chicken race would easily exceed 1 billion, and that only those who could easily invest 1 billion to buy one man’s time should join.

[So, Do Ji-hwan, how much will you sell it for?]

[They sell it even if it’s free, but no matter how much it costs, if it’s already exceeded 100 million won, they should treat it as best as they can. [I don’t even have to pay much tax.]

[Did you decide to deduct taxes?]

[33.3%.]

I wanted to ask on what legal basis they were deducting 1/3 of the tax, but they said it was a tax charge.

Even if you win first place in the lottery and the prize money is 1.2 billion won, the amount that falls to that person is 800 million won. The government and Baek Seol-hee agreed to collect that much in taxes in exchange for the government doing its best to provide a place for a night with an S-class talented person. I saw.

[Isn’t tax a waste?]

[You can think of those taxes as going toward treatment and settlement money for those fire moths that are attacking me from now on.]

Ta-euang!

I fired a magic bullet toward the location shown on the video screen.

The magic bullet flying in a red trajectory reached its destination by drawing a precise straight line rather than a spiral, like a hawk flying with real will.

Wow!

A truck with a hole in the window skids and stops against the guardrail.

The blue one-ton truck’s wheels were spinning, and inside it was a woman who had fallen with her head on the steering wheel.

[A class A villain. chaos. Could you please turn off the car’s engine?]

[It’s a piece of cake.]

Talk.

Chaos stretched out his hand far away and snapped his fingers, and a sand snake flew towards the truck and burrowed into the inside of the truck.

Crack.

The snake crept into the truck and swallowed the engine, and the truck’s wheels, which had lost their power source, slowly stopped moving.

[The labor costs of installing new guardrails, cleaning skid marks on the road, and the hero association agents who detain that villain. That’s all taxes, how can I not pay taxes?]

[You were a patriot.]

[Even as a villain, the more you work for the country, the luckier you will be working in Korea.]

Ta-ang.

I fired another magic bullet at the head of the A-class villain who had just stumbled out.

The villain was knocked over by the impact bullet that landed precisely on his temple, and the sand snake that swallowed the engine quickly wrapped around the A-class villain and turned him into Hareubang No. 278.

-…740 million! 740 million came out!

-Yoon Hye-ra 800 million! Nadeshiko, 900 million!

– Baek Seol-hee’s 1 billion! You asked for 1 billion!

It’s getting increasingly hot.

Now it doesn’t matter what the item was.

[It became a complete battle of pride. If she is a woman who reveals even when she wins and a woman who reveals even when she loses, she should at least become a woman who reveals that she won and got the man. hmm.]

[Wasn’t this like an auction mock-up exercise?]

[why? Phoenix’s feathers must be fiercer than this. Rather, you are showing it to people. Do I want to bid too?]

Chaos lightly raised his hand and patted my back.

[And your night is worth it, that’s why they invest like that. Should we change the auction items? ‘Goblin’s genes’?]

[hmm….]

[If it were said to be the genes of an S-class villain, would only women among those over there raise their hands? Probably not? If an S-class and an S-class meet and have a child, it is certain that the child will be at least A-class – no, S-class. Except in very rare cases.]

In reality, such cases barely exceeded two digits, but there are actually cases in the United States and Europe where such results were obtained.

USA.

A case where an S-class couple had three children in succession as soon as they became adults, all of whom became S-class.

It was truly ‘incredible’, and the couple is doing their best to raise their children.

Perhaps, if they give birth to S-class children every year, in just 5 more years, they will have more S-class heroes than Korea’s S-class heroes.

[Goblin’s genes. I can’t stand this. Of course, everyone over there doesn’t know, so the people who do know-]

-1.2 billion.

-Lord Emperor…?

-The Brain Emperor Kim Yun-ji. I’ll call you 1.2 billion.

[……Rather, that is called low-value investment. Honestly, would Phoenix’s feather be more valuable, or would the ‘S-Class Confirmed Birth Gene’ be more valuable?]

[Still, doesn’t the phoenix’s feather save people from death?]

[As you know. The fatal flaw of Phoenix’s feather.]

know.

Because I knew that, I didn’t have much of a burden about disposing of Phoenix’s feathers.

[Lord, you’re quick-witted. Anyway, it would be more efficient to spend one night with you than to buy a phoenix feather, right?]

[Abandoning your own image?]

[Will he care? Ah, that’s a shame. I can’t believe I couldn’t see that in person. I’ll have to watch the footage of the scene later with Hyera Taegeuk Watch. Hehehe.]

Chaos is just fun.

[Slowly, heroes with the purpose of ‘public interest’ will begin to participate in the war.]

* * *

Why are you here?

As the president of the association looked at Kim Yun-ji, the S-class hero who proudly held up a picket, something began to boil inside him.

“…Really 1.2 billion?”

“Yes. 1.2 billion. I will buy Do Ji-hwan one night.”

Oooh.

The atmosphere in the banquet hall became even more heated with the participation of another racehorse that had been sitting still.

“No, why? Brain Emperor, why are you?”

“I wanted to give it a listen. 1.2 billion. Is there more? If you don’t have it, I’ll buy it.”

On the surface, it looks like a child who participated out of curiosity raised his hand.

Or maybe he’s up to something.

However, the Emperor’s gaze as he looked at the president of the association was like a hotbed of a ‘hero’ with noble will.

It was as if he had a will to protect the man named Do Ji-hwan, even if it meant that his image would become a ‘slut who revealed her virginity’, even if it meant buying him one night.

“President of the Association? Shall we continue?”

“Oh, that’s right. Firefox, thanks for telling me…”

“1.3 billion.”

Firefox’s war.

When Yun I-sun, who had been quiet following Kim Yun-ji, raised a picket, the atmosphere in the banquet hall became even more heated.

“No, I-seon Yoon. Why are you picketing again?”

“Even if I spend one night with him, it doesn’t have to be me, right?”

“What?”

“I will buy it. Librarian Do Ji-hwan’s time.”

Murmur.

Stories pass between people.

The president of the association looked at Yun Iseon’s eyes and recalled the information about Yun Iseon that had been passing through his mind.

Yoon I-seon became best friends during training on Ulleungdo with a D-level talented person named ‘Ymir’.

I understand that the friend named Ymir, whom I became close with regardless of my level of ability, has a close relationship with librarian Do Ji-hwan.

Since she is not S-class, there is no possibility of her being Do Ji-hwan’s wife, so she must also be one of Do Ji-hwan’s affair women.

“Keuheuk….”

That mindset of being willing to spend your own money for your friends.

If it weren’t for the story of adultery and infidelity, the president of the association would have cried ‘successful bid’.

“Hmm….”

From somewhere, a long moaning sound rang out.

“1.5 billion.”

The voice I heard for the first time.

Baek Seol-hee, Yoon Hye-ra, Kim Yun-ji, Yoon I-seon, and the president of the association all turned their heads in the direction from which the voice was heard.

“Chairman Choi Ho-jeong…?”

” Wow, this looks like it could make a lot of money. Hehehe.”

The man smiling with a kind smile and waving a picket was Choi Ho-jeong, the chairman of Haeguneul.

“If what started with 1 million won ended up being 1.3 billion won, I think it would be cheaper to buy it now. Low investment. Hehehe.”

Smirk.

“This is it, I became a villain who intervened without notice. But what can I do? This is an auction, a capitalist market.”

Choi Ho-jeong waved a picket sign at everyone in the banquet hall.

“If there is anyone who will buy it for more than 1.5 billion, wave a picket. If there is anyone who wants to play a money game with the chairman of Sunshade.”